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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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Damn, no hope for me and my diet, drinking habits and speaking English!

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

maybe its the stress of living in britain..and the life style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck time to learn Spanish or Germany.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonjour !!

Quick.....learn another language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

over consumption of Tetleys Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That settles it...it's DEFINITELY time to pack up and relocate to the South of France...

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