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Whats worse is i dont even like pizza  | |||
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" so how many replies have you had to your hundred or so "do you fuck on a first date" messages you sent out?" Dont be stupid mushroom i said id turned into a man, ive not had my shit and shower yet. Gonna wait till i open my first beer before i start sending the messages | |||
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"I had a wank, fell asleep for an hour, woke up and ate cold left over pizza
Whats worse is i dont even like pizza "Did you fart and roll over before falling asleep? | |||
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" so how many replies have you had to your hundred or so "do you fuck on a first date" messages you sent out? Dont be stupid mushroom i said id turned into a man, ive not had my shit and shower yet. Gonna wait till i open my first beer before i start sending the messages "Pfft! Man indeed! You need to finish a six pack, piss in the shower BEFORE sending messages! Honestly! | |||
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" so how many replies have you had to your hundred or so "do you fuck on a first date" messages you sent out? Dont be stupid mushroom i said id turned into a man, ive not had my shit and shower yet. Gonna wait till i open my first beer before i start sending the messages "if you were a real man you'd shower then shit | |||
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Polo, yes i did fart, forgot to mention it.
Sassy, cut me some slack, remember ive only been a man for an hour i got some practicing to do  | |||
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"Danny, dont know about gay, blind more like
Polo, yes i did fart, forgot to mention it.
Sassy, cut me some slack, remember ive only been a man for an hour i got some practicing to do "Ah! You won't have perfected saying words when you belch either then huh? | |||
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" so how many replies have you had to your hundred or so "do you fuck on a first date" messages you sent out? Dont be stupid mushroom i said id turned into a man, ive not had my shit and shower yet. Gonna wait till i open my first beer before i start sending the messages
if you were a real man you'd shower then shit"If she were a real mn she'd shit, sniff the armpits, give each a couple of squirts of linx and forget the shower. | |||
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"Danny, dont know about gay, blind more like
Polo, yes i did fart, forgot to mention it.
Sassy, cut me some slack, remember ive only been a man for an hour i got some practicing to do
Ah! You won't have perfected saying words when you belch either then huh? "Dont think men have the monopoly on that one, my mother always used to tell me off for that. But i can still say a perfect bollocks whilst belching | |||
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" so how many replies have you had to your hundred or so "do you fuck on a first date" messages you sent out? Dont be stupid mushroom i said id turned into a man, ive not had my shit and shower yet. Gonna wait till i open my first beer before i start sending the messages
if you were a real man you'd shower then shit
If she were a real mn she'd shit, sniff the armpits, give each a couple of squirts of linx and forget the shower."EEeeeew! Polo! You do THAT! Tsk, you could at least wipe ya arse first. | |||
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"I so wanna suck your cock... Xxx" I knew there had to be one advantage of turning into a man | |||
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" so how many replies have you had to your hundred or so "do you fuck on a first date" messages you sent out? Dont be stupid mushroom i said id turned into a man, ive not had my shit and shower yet. Gonna wait till i open my first beer before i start sending the messages
if you were a real man you'd shower then shit
If she were a real mn she'd shit, sniff the armpits, give each a couple of squirts of linx and forget the shower.
EEeeeew! Polo! You do THAT! Tsk, you could at least wipe ya arse first. "Yeah like I wear linx ya cheeky bastard! | |||
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"I so wanna suck your cock... Xxx I knew there had to be one advantage of turning into a man "Are ya hung... Don't worry if yu not.. You will be when I finished tugging it ... | |||
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"I so wanna suck your cock... Xxx I knew there had to be one advantage of turning into a man
Are ya hung... Don't worry if yu not.. You will be when I finished tugging it ..."Come here big boy and try this for size | |||
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"Danny, dont know about gay, blind more like
Polo, yes i did fart, forgot to mention it.
Sassy, cut me some slack, remember ive only been a man for an hour i got some practicing to do "As if! You're a single man, no cutting of slack for you. In fact, you're blocked!  | |||
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"I had a wank, fell asleep for an hour, woke up and ate cold left over pizza
Whats worse is i dont even like pizza "Naaa men don't eat cold pizza they warm it up again | |||
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" Who's doing your ironing now diamonds?" Thats not a problem, my cleaning lady will continue to do it she doesnt mind if she works for a man or a woman. | |||
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"But did you have a smelly finger when you woke up? Only 'real' men have smelly fingers. "WHY???! | |||
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"But did you have a smelly finger when you woke up? Only 'real' men have smelly fingers.
WHY???!"cause there always scratching their arse | |||
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"Im waiting for the cock pic next to the remote control to appear on her/his profile "lmao, | |||
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" Are you noy gonna tell us the footie scores diamonds hey, got a nice somg for you, Cowboy Junkies with John Prine : If You Were The Man And I Were The Woman" zilini 1 - arsenal 4 thats all i know lol, i quite like being a man means i dont have to think before i speak | |||
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" Are you noy gonna tell us the footie scores diamonds hey, got a nice somg for you, Cowboy Junkies with John Prine : If You Were The Man And I Were The Woman zilini 1 - arsenal 4 thats all i know lol, i quite like being a man means i dont have to think before i speak "Wow, you've got a stiffy | |||
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" Are you noy gonna tell us the footie scores diamonds hey, got a nice somg for you, Cowboy Junkies with John Prine : If You Were The Man And I Were The Woman zilini 1 - arsenal 4 thats all i know lol, i quite like being a man means i dont have to think before i speak "If you were a man, you wouldn't get a word in edgeways.... | |||
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"Im bored being a man, think im going to go back to being a lady." how far back you gotta go? | |||
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" Was it Arsenal 6 Braga 0 and Zilnia 1 Chelsea 4 perchance?" See its a good decission ive made to go back to being a lady im a crap man | |||
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"Im bored being a man, think im going to go back to being a lady. how far back you gotta go? " Im very dissappointed in one of my fairer sex coming out with that comment. From a man i would of expected it | |||
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"Im bored being a man, think im going to go back to being a lady. how far back you gotta go?
Im very dissappointed in one of my fairer sex coming out with that comment. From a man i would of expected it "XMWAHX | |||
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" tell you what, i didn't see many men offer to swap to a woman to balance the numbers up " Thats cause they know they have a good life | |||
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" tell you what, i didn't see many men offer to swap to a woman to balance the numbers up " you have a desire to be a 'filthy cumbucket'? | |||
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" tell you what, i didn't see many men offer to swap to a woman to balance the numbers up you have a desire to be a 'filthy cumbucket'?" it'd give me knees a rest, yeah | |||
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" tell you what, i didn't see many men offer to swap to a woman to balance the numbers up you have a desire to be a 'filthy cumbucket'? it'd give me knees a rest, yeah" you have much to learn, paduwan | |||
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