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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK! Mid-week madness seems to be upon us.

Sooo....

Differences between Men and Women!

I'll start:

Men are very kind and Women are very mean.

Proof:

Most women don't like to help unknown men.

BUT

All men are ready to help unknown women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men compliment women they don't know, women get creeped out.

Women compliment men they don't know, men get flattered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also tend to find if men don't like someone they will happily ignore that person and that's that.

BUT

Women pretend to be friends with them and constantly bitch about them - MEOW

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Men: socialise by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it.

Women: socialise by complimenting each other, but they don't really mean it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck guys lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are made from: Slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Women are made from: sugar, spice and all things nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men compliment women they don't know, women get creeped out.

Women compliment men they don't know, men get flattered. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men can be a pain in the arse.

Women with strapons can be too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A film quote I remember (and one of the biggest differences)...

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"

Can you name the film?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men age like wine , women age like milk !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A film quote I remember (and one of the biggest differences)...

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"

Can you name the film?"

Kindergarten Cop, classic.

"THERE IS NO BATHROOM!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A film quote I remember (and one of the biggest differences)...

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"

Can you name the film?

Kindergarten Cop, classic.

"THERE IS NO BATHROOM!"."

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

"Our Mom says our dad is a real sex machine"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are bastards

Women are cunts

Both can be fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A film quote I remember (and one of the biggest differences)...

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"

Can you name the film?

Kindergarten Cop, classic.

"THERE IS NO BATHROOM!".

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

"Our Mom says our dad is a real sex machine""

"You are mine now, YOU BELONG TO ME!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Movie Quotes thread is over THERE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men: socialise by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it.

Women: socialise by complimenting each other, but they don't really mean it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A film quote I remember (and one of the biggest differences)...

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"

Can you name the film?

Kindergarten Cop, classic.

"THERE IS NO BATHROOM!".

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

"Our Mom says our dad is a real sex machine"

"You are mine now, YOU BELONG TO ME!""

ITS NOT A TUMOR!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men: socialise by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it.

Women: socialise by complimenting each other, but they don't really mean it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A film quote I remember (and one of the biggest differences)...

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"

Can you name the film?

Kindergarten Cop, classic.

"THERE IS NO BATHROOM!".

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

"Our Mom says our dad is a real sex machine"

"You are mine now, YOU BELONG TO ME!"

ITS NOT A TUMOR!"

"I'm Detective John Kimble. I'M A COP, YOU IDIOT!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WOMEN have a fanny

MEN just act like one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A film quote I remember (and one of the biggest differences)...

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"

Can you name the film?

Kindergarten Cop, classic.

"THERE IS NO BATHROOM!"

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

"Our Mom says our dad is a real sex machine"

"You are mine now, YOU BELONG TO ME!"

ITS NOT A TUMOR!

"I'm Detective John Kimble. I'M A COP, YOU IDIOT!"."

If you don't stop screwing around back there, this is what I'm gonna do with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bronson, we are gonna fuck so many people off with our incessant movie-quote hijacking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bronson, we are gonna fuck so many people off with our incessant movie-quote hijacking. "

I know! We must stop!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Spending a good night in with a box of tissues means totally different things to men and women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bronson, we are gonna fuck so many people off with our incessant movie-quote hijacking.

I know! We must stop! "

Mistletoe alert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bronson, we are gonna fuck so many people off with our incessant movie-quote hijacking.

I know! We must stop!

Mistletoe alert! "

Have a holly jolly Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bronson, we are gonna fuck so many people off with our incessant movie-quote hijacking.

I know! We must stop!

Mistletoe alert!

Have a holly jolly Christmas!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bronson, we are gonna fuck so many people off with our incessant movie-quote hijacking.

I know! We must stop!

Mistletoe alert!

Have a holly jolly Christmas!"

While we're chatting on here, did you get the pic of my new business card I sent you?

Picked them up from the printers yesterday. The colour is bone and the lettering is something called Sillian Rail. What do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bronson, we are gonna fuck so many people off with our incessant movie-quote hijacking.

I know! We must stop!

Mistletoe alert!

Have a holly jolly Christmas!

While we're chatting on here, did you get the pic of my new business card I sent you?

Picked them up from the printers yesterday. The colour is bone and the lettering is something called Sillian Rail. What do you think?

"

Look at that subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. My God, it even has a watermark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bronson, we are gonna fuck so many people off with our incessant movie-quote hijacking.

I know! We must stop!

Mistletoe alert!

Have a holly jolly Christmas!

While we're chatting on here, did you get the pic of my new business card I sent you?

Picked them up from the printers yesterday. The colour is bone and the lettering is something called Sillian Rail. What do you think?

Look at that subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. My God, it even has a watermark! "

Thank you...anyway, I gotta go for dinner now - have a reservation ar Dorsia, but later on I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Get a room you two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bronson, we are gonna fuck so many people off with our incessant movie-quote hijacking.

I know! We must stop!

Mistletoe alert!

Have a holly jolly Christmas!

While we're chatting on here, did you get the pic of my new business card I sent you?

Picked them up from the printers yesterday. The colour is bone and the lettering is something called Sillian Rail. What do you think?

Look at that subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. My God, it even has a watermark!

Thank you...anyway, I gotta go for dinner now - have a reservation ar Dorsia, but later on I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open."

Dorsia? Nobody goes there anymore...

Is that Ivana Trump?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a room you two "

Tombe honest,I'm think Egomanic has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bronson, we are gonna fuck so many people off with our incessant movie-quote hijacking.

I know! We must stop!

Mistletoe alert!

Have a holly jolly Christmas!

While we're chatting on here, did you get the pic of my new business card I sent you?

Picked them up from the printers yesterday. The colour is bone and the lettering is something called Sillian Rail. What do you think?

Look at that subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. My God, it even has a watermark!

Thank you...anyway, I gotta go for dinner now - have a reservation ar Dorsia, but later on I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

Dorsia? Nobody goes there anymore...

Is that Ivana Trump?!"

I'm leaving!

I've assessed the situation and Im leaving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a room you two

Tombe honest,I'm think Egomanic has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut. "

I've assessed the situation and I'm leaving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha-ha! Snap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a room you two

Tombe honest,I'm think Egomanic has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

I've assessed the situation and I'm leaving. "

I was leaving too! But where are you going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a room you two

Tombe honest,I'm think Egomanic has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

I've assessed the situation and I'm leaving.

I was leaving too! But where are you going?"

I have to return some videotapes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a room you two

Tombe honest,I'm think Egomanic has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

I've assessed the situation and I'm leaving.

I was leaving too! But where are you going?

I have to return some videotapes."

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Women like sexy shoes

Men like sexy shoes wrapped around their neck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Girls who say "diamonds are a girls best friend" obviously don't own a vibrator...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men shop only when they need to.

Women shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men: socialise by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it.

Women: socialise by complimenting each other, but they don't really mean it."

Hey!! I mean it if I compliment someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK! Mid-week madness seems to be upon us.

Sooo....

Differences between Men and Women!

I'll start:

Men are very kind and Women are very mean.

Proof:

Most women don't like to help unknown men.

BUT

All men are ready to help unknown women"

We put up with a lot! Periods , birth!

You don't!

Women can multitask men can't!

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Men can't say no

Women can't park cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Womens loyalty is tested when her man has nothing.

A mans is tested when he has everything.

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By *reacher and TartCouple
over a year ago

High Peak


"OK! Mid-week madness seems to be upon us.

Sooo....

Differences between Men and Women!

I'll start:

Men are very kind and Women are very mean.

Proof:

Most women don't like to help unknown men.

BUT

All men are ready to help unknown women"

Thats true for some but not in general at all for either sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men can't say no

Women can't park cars "

They can park - the Broom cupboard is really neat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Girls who say "diamonds are a girls best friend" obviously don't own a vibrator..."

How about a diamond encrusted vibrator??

Besides. I'd pick the diamonds every time without fail. You have hands and a mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Women can multitask men can't! "

Have you ver tried to wank, with a laptop on your knees and not spill the baby oil?

Of course we can multitask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Women can multitask men can't! "

that's not true ive been finger fucked while being kissed on my neck from a guy,,thats what I call multi tasking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women look good in polka dots.

Men don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men can have a few words, fight, argue, make up and it all be forgotten within a minute.

Women tend to have a few words, fight, argue then still carry on for days, weeks, months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Girls who say "diamonds are a girls best friend" obviously don't own a vibrator..."

Can I just say I bloody hate shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men can have a few words, fight, argue, make up and it all be forgotten within a minute.

Women tend to have a few words, fight, argue then still carry on for days, weeks, months"

I have to query that. I don't hold grudges and I know plenty of men who do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Women can multitask men can't!

that's not true ive been finger fucked while being kissed on my neck from a guy,,thats what I call multi tasking "

He he non sexual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it comes to sex. Us men can multi task. And you all love it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Girls who say "diamonds are a girls best friend" obviously don't own a vibrator...

How about a diamond encrusted vibrator??

Besides. I'd pick the diamonds every time without fail. You have hands and a mouth. "

Not sure the LoveHoney discount will quite cover that.....

The other part however......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Women can multitask men can't!

Have you ver tried to wank, with a laptop on your knees and not spill the baby oil?

Of course we can multitask "

Only Sexually

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Womens loyalty is tested when her man has nothing.

A mans is tested when he has everything.

"

Very true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men can have a few words, fight, argue, make up and it all be forgotten within a minute.

Women tend to have a few words, fight, argue then still carry on for days, weeks, months"

True

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Countries ruled by men - fight, make up.

If countries were ruled by women - there'd be no wars - just lots of pissed off countries not talking to each other.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men can have a few words, fight, argue, make up and it all be forgotten within a minute.

Women tend to have a few words, fight, argue then still carry on for days, weeks, months"

Rubbish! I don't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Girls who say "diamonds are a girls best friend" obviously don't own a vibrator...

How about a diamond encrusted vibrator??

Besides. I'd pick the diamonds every time without fail. You have hands and a mouth.

Not sure the LoveHoney discount will quite cover that.....

The other part however...... "

The money you will save over the years on substandard vibrators will more than cover it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When it comes to sex. Us men can multi task. And you all love it!

"

I don't like 3 things done to me at the same time anyway so you don't have to multitask (sexually) with me

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Men can have a few words, fight, argue, make up and it all be forgotten within a minute.

Women tend to have a few words, fight, argue then still carry on for days, weeks, months

I have to query that. I don't hold grudges and I know plenty of men who do. And I wont forget anyone who says otherwise. "

That's more like it. LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can suck a cock,finger an arse and squeeze the balls at the same time

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Men move on

Women moan on

Men spend as they need

Women need to spend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When it comes to sex. Us men can multi task. And you all love it!

I don't like 3 things done to me at the same time anyway so you don't have to multitask (sexually) with me "

So no kisses whilst...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Men are made from: Slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Women are made from: sugar, spice and all things nice.

"

How come they smell of fish then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men are made from: Slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Women are made from: sugar, spice and all things nice.

How come they smell of fish then?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men are made from: Slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Women are made from: sugar, spice and all things nice.

How come they smell of fish then?"

Kippers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If it tastes like chicken

keep a lickin

if it tastes like trout

get the fuck out.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it tastes like chicken

keep a lickin

if it tastes like trout

get the fuck out....."

Minger.

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