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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours.

Why people press harder on a remote control when they know the batteries are flat.

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Why people point to their wrist when asking for the time but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is.

Why there is a light in the fridge and not in the freezer.

Why banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money there already.

Why people are believed when they say there are four billion stars but insist on checking when told the paint is wet?

Why Kamikaze pilots used to wear helmets?

If two schizophrenics have sex.Is it classed as an orgy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

More shite..........lol

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?

Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

ROFLMAO

But everyone true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have waaaayyyy too much time on my hands.........lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"I have waaaayyyy too much time on my hands.........lol"

kamikaze pilots wore helmets so they could recieve recall and change of target instructions ..also it was part of integral oxygen system for flight over 12k feet

so have i at times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have waaaayyyy too much time on my hands.........lol

kamikaze pilots wore helmets so they could recieve recall and change of target instructions ..also it was part of integral oxygen system for flight over 12k feet

so have i at times "

Id never of guessed! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent Topic!

I'll try and think of some more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why does the wife always have a headache

no seriously why?

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

why do they call it a blow job when you suck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is Medieval spealt like that?

An orange is orange, a lemon is lemon, a lime is lime so why is a banana not called a yellow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why do they call it a blow job when you suck?"
u suck???FFS thats where iv been going wrong!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why do people say its black over bills mothers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why do they call it a blow job when you suck?"

Oooooo can answer this one .......... long long time ago ladies of the night asked clients if they would like a 'below job' over the years which was then shortened to blow job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why do they call it a blow job when you suck?

Oooooo can answer this one .......... long long time ago ladies of the night asked clients if they would like a 'below job' over the years which was then shortened to blow job."
pub quiz question there i think..lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"why do they call it a blow job when you suck?

Oooooo can answer this one .......... long long time ago ladies of the night asked clients if they would like a 'below job' over the years which was then shortened to blow job."

And you know this why??????

Hooooooooooooooow old are you.....LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Why when something smells bad do you go and sniff it again? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why when something smells bad do you go and sniff it again? lol

lmfao.....how true is that one...then you pull a face and offer it to someone else to sniff...abd they do it too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why when something smells bad do you go and sniff it again? lol

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cos bad is good naughty girl

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Why when something smells bad do you go and sniff it again? lol

lmfao.....how true is that one...then you pull a face and offer it to someone else to sniff...abd they do it too!"

Then you both go eeewwwwww chuck it in the bin...we aint eating that!!!! lol

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

why do you press the start button to turn off the computer?....E xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer is quite simple really!

How many of these were posted by women?

Illogical creatures. lol

Hope I've started a war of the sexes ladies, bring it on and lets have some inter-sex banter, love it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The answer is quite simple really!

How many of these were posted by women?

Illogical creatures. lol

Hope I've started a war of the sexes ladies, bring it on and lets have some inter-sex banter, love it!!

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oh a new doris!!! pusse posse thread!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"The answer is quite simple really!

How many of these were posted by women?

Illogical creatures. lol

Hope I've started a war of the sexes ladies, bring it on and lets have some inter-sex banter, love it!!

oh a new doris!!! pusse posse thread!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

That was my thought eggsactly as i read his post - bet he is too chicken to take it onto the posse thread......where the battle of the sexes is and should stay!! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The answer is quite simple really!

How many of these were posted by women?

Illogical creatures. lol

Hope I've started a war of the sexes ladies, bring it on and lets have some inter-sex banter, love it!!

oh a new doris!!! pusse posse thread!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was my thought eggsactly as i read his post - bet he is too chicken to take it onto the posse thread......where the battle of the sexes is and should stay!! LOL"
i smell freshmeat!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

pulls up a chair and oils her flogger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

boc boc boc

possy thread? Must have missed something there, probably cross-eyed from looking at all the gorgeous ladies on here ....

me no chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"boc boc boc

possy thread? Must have missed something there, probably cross-eyed from looking at all the gorgeous ladies on here ....

me no chicken

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ya aint there yet are ya dorisjunior???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok ok ok, lol, whats a Doris?

some derogatory term for a newbie no doubt, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"ok ok ok, lol, whats a Doris?

some derogatory term for a newbie no doubt, lol

Go into the pussy posse 7 thread thats where you can have your battle of the sexes

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Girls, be gentle with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes girls, be gentle with me and I'll be slow, sensual and erotic in return :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes girls, be gentle with me and I'll be slow, sensual and erotic in return :P"
W R O N G T H R E A D!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes girls, be gentle with me and I'll be slow, sensual and erotic in return :P"

Think you might find the outcome is more,,screaming, begging and sore!

Just a wild guess mind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok, last message in here, but I can do sceaming, I can get you begging for more and make you sore!

I've gone there now

Women, so bossy. Love it

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Yes girls, be gentle with me and I'll be slow, sensual and erotic in return :P"

Battle of the sexes are only allowed on the Posse thread my new Doris!!!

Doris are the boy gang.....cos all boys are pussy boys.

So if you want to battle it out- move over to the Posse thread - IF YOU DARE!!!

But we dont spill over onto the other threads as a general rule!!

;)

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By *heffcpl4cplCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

Why is there only one monopolies commission?

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