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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on chaps own up. Who had one as a teenager stashed under the bed with a copy of razzle?

The wanking sock is something all guy's have used if honest, and they end up being able to stand up on their own, until mum finds it and either throws it away or washes it

How many women on here have always wondered why hubby always has one sock missing.

Well now you know.

The wanking sock.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I've led a sheltered life. I've never had one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've led a sheltered life. I've never had one. "

Nor me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Liars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That had me lolling

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By *ocknrollerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow/Stirlingshire

I heard about this a couple of years ago and had no idea what they were on about. And I still dont get it. wtf?

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Ok, ok. You outed me. Yep. Although Razzle wasn't the mag of choice. Escort or Readers Wives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very cautious about picking up my son's socks from his bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm very cautious about picking up my son's socks from his bedroom floor "

LMFAO, I think he would be more mortified than you would, especially if you told him what you found

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm very cautious about picking up my son's socks from his bedroom floor "

May I suggest some tongs or thick rubber gloves lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Liars "

How dare you.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Liars "

I used Jims mums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm very cautious about picking up my son's socks from his bedroom floor "

As am I rubber gloves, I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me. I just jizzed in a hanky

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By *aven QueenWoman
over a year ago

Putney

An ex from my youth had a manky t- shirt with balloons stuck to the inside - stashed/hidden away - instead of a 'wank sock' lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Liars

I used Jims mums "

Dirty boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on chaps own up. Who had one as a teenager stashed under the bed "

What do you mean had?

I still do. ...

I have many/lots. .. plural. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on chaps own up. Who had one as a teenager stashed under the bed

What do you mean had?

I still do. ...

I have many/lots. .. plural. .. "

I had you down as a Kleenex man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had you down as a Kleenex man "

Kleenex man, I wonder if that nickname will, stick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on chaps own up. Who had one as a teenager stashed under the bed

What do you mean had?

I still do. ...

I have many/lots. .. plural. ..

I had you down as a Kleenex man "

kleenex? ... what the actual fuck? ... kleenex. .. gah! !!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Not me. I just jizzed in a hanky "

Cloth or tissues?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on chaps own up. Who had one as a teenager stashed under the bed

What do you mean had?

I still do. ...

I have many/lots. .. plural. ..

I had you down as a Kleenex man

kleenex? ... what the actual fuck? ... kleenex. .. gah! !!!"

Toilet paper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on chaps own up. Who had one as a teenager stashed under the bed

What do you mean had?

I still do. ...

I have many/lots. .. plural. ..

I had you down as a Kleenex man

kleenex? ... what the actual fuck? ... kleenex. .. gah! !!!

Toilet paper? "

Whats that?

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Come on chaps own up. Who had one as a teenager stashed under the bed with a copy of razzle?

The wanking sock is something all guy's have used if honest, and they end up being able to stand up on their own, until mum finds it and either throws it away or washes it

How many women on here have always wondered why hubby always has one sock missing.

Well now you know.

The wanking sock. "

Disgusting....never had one. Would just go to the loo to jerk off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on chaps own up. Who had one as a teenager stashed under the bed

What do you mean had?

I still do. ...

I have many/lots. .. plural. ..

I had you down as a Kleenex man

kleenex? ... what the actual fuck? ... kleenex. .. gah! !!!

Toilet paper?

Whats that? "

What the fuck do you use to wipe your arse with?? Tell me it's not a sock!

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By *ikeC2012Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

I quickly learnt I liked the taste, easy disposal!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Jeez, at least change you socks once a day..even if you are using them as a fluffy foo foo...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quickly learnt I liked the taste, easy disposal!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Illuminated green ones best..for those late at night in the dark tugs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on chaps own up. Who had one as a teenager stashed under the bed

What do you mean had?

I still do. ...

I have many/lots. .. plural. ..

I had you down as a Kleenex man

kleenex? ... what the actual fuck? ... kleenex. .. gah! !!!

Toilet paper?

Whats that?

What the fuck do you use to wipe your arse with?? Tell me it's not a sock!"

My hand.

Actually ignore that. .. that was gross

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By *ocknrollerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow/Stirlingshire


"I quickly learnt I liked the taste, easy disposal!

"

eewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quickly learnt I liked the taste, easy disposal!"

..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question is...how many actually wear them the next day as well

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Were guys being eco friendly using socks instead of a constant stream of tissues? I don't get why socks would be used when paper is absorbent and flushed disposed of easily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a cpl.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I had a cpl. "

Socks or cocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a cpl.

Socks or cocks?"

Only the socks

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

The ex had one, doesn't like the idea of cum touching his hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Illuminated green ones best..for those late at night in the dark tugs... "

Especially for people who lose black clothing in dark rooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Illuminated green ones best..for those late at night in the dark tugs...

Especially for people who lose black clothing in dark rooms "

Forgot I told you that

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

Never had a wanking sock .... but the raw liver in a coffee jar stuffed between matress and bed base ... now you're talking

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

My parents were always completely aghast that my brother managed to have 30 odd socks. I knew exactly what he was doing with them lol

Shit! I hope he's not the OP!

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