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Fakery, what stuff grips you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can I just say something about these bra`s that make breasts look up to two sizes larger....

Its bait, that leads to a lie and a little bit of disappointment, (not complete disappointment, as boobs are great any size, always will be ), however if it was turned around and blokes were walking about with boxers that make the package seem larger,,, would you not be a little bit miffed when it came to removing them!

Rant over, guess what I am trying to say is, Ladies your breasts are amazing the way they are, you don't need to trick us with size enlarging bra`s, love your boobs, we do!!

So, what sort of fakery do you people get miffed with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot you see is wot you get with mine . cum here n ill slap ya round the chops with em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

men can get boxers that makes the junk look better and bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plastic nail extensions.. The big white square tip ones..

Hate seeing them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to think of it as enhancement. Fake tan, hair dye, false eyelashes, sometimes hair extensions - if it's done well and subtly you'd never even know it's there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men faking his womans interest in swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"men can get boxers that makes the junk look better and bigger "

Can they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a 38 f or g what u see is what u get and i dont need a wonderbra lol

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Um at 40GG.... I've no need to embellish anything Lmfao xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"men can get boxers that makes the junk look better and bigger "

Well I for one will not be tricking ladies into thinking I have a bigger package

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I once watched some porn in a club and I swear the woman had had nearly every cosmetic procedure going. Not one part of her moved while she was being shagged. It was surreal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"men can get boxers that makes the junk look better and bigger

Can they? "

yeah triple boost pants if you look on google it shows you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger men who dye their hair and beards black. Men who have bad hair transplants embrace the baldness. Fake nails that look like talons. Fake vodka that tastes like paraffin

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

My boobs look massive and fairly round in a bra. Take that off and they're still as big, just arranged differently. All bras make boobs look different than without. I also own a couple of minimiser bras that make them less prominent. I don't think that makes me a fake so why should a push-up bra?

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Ginger men who dye their hair and beards black. Men who have bad hair transplants embrace the baldness. Fake nails that look like talons. Fake vodka that tastes like paraffin "

Lmfao xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At 32 f jools don't need any enhancement.

Also mate u never heard of the rolled up sock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am not saying that the person who wears them is fake, its the bra that's telling a lie, not the person. I only brought this up as I seen a bra which advertised "looks up to x2 sizes bigger", just be proud of your boobs, no matter how big or small, we love them as they are!

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By *ivente clubCouple
over a year ago

sunderland


"Can I just say something about these bra`s that make breasts look up to two sizes larger....

Its bait, that leads to a lie and a little bit of disappointment, (not complete disappointment, as boobs are great any size, always will be ), however if it was turned around and blokes were walking about with boxers that make the package seem larger,,, would you not be a little bit miffed when it came to removing them!

Rant over, guess what I am trying to say is, Ladies your breasts are amazing the way they are, you don't need to trick us with size enlarging bra`s, love your boobs, we do!!

So, what sort of fakery do you people get miffed with!"

For me personally it's not trickery, I'm just lifting them up after 4 kids lol. Fakery is everything that doesn't show natural beauty, to answer your question

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At 32 f jools don't need any enhancement.

Also mate u never heard of the rolled up sock "

Haha, rolled up sock, c`mon no self respecting bloke has ever done that surely? lmao!

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I'm a 38C, don't need any extra padding lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank fuck for those bras...they actually make me look a bit more in proportion......and the best thing is anyone that I want to have sex with can see my boobs on here. I make no apologies if it offends you that I want to look more balanced when I'm out and about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At 32 f jools don't need any enhancement.

Also mate u never heard of the rolled up sock

Haha, rolled up sock, c`mon no self respecting bloke has ever done that surely? lmao!"

Jeeze clearly you were not around in the 80's too young.

For lot's of guy's a sock was part of his Friday night dress code and if it never worked out and you didn't pull then it was a useful receptacle to wank into when back home.

So I hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At 32 f jools don't need any enhancement.

Also mate u never heard of the rolled up sock

Haha, rolled up sock, c`mon no self respecting bloke has ever done that surely? lmao!"

Wanna bet?

Yours disappointed of Oldbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Receptacle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank fuck for those bras...they actually make me look a bit more in proportion......and the best thing is anyone that I want to have sex with can see my boobs on here. I make no apologies if it offends you that I want to look more balanced when I'm out and about."

It doesn't offend me at all, I think some people are taking this as though I hate it. If it makes you the wearer feel more proud of your assets and gives you that little bit more confidence then so be it. the only thing that miffed me was the way it was labelled in store, "makes it look x2 sizes bigger", all I am saying is, whats wrong with a normal bra without the padding that makes them 2 sizes larger....I dunno, it was just the way it looked advertised I suppose

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

It's called a wonder bra because when I take it off I wonder where my boobs have gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank fuck for those bras...they actually make me look a bit more in proportion......and the best thing is anyone that I want to have sex with can see my boobs on here. I make no apologies if it offends you that I want to look more balanced when I'm out and about.

It doesn't offend me at all, I think some people are taking this as though I hate it. If it makes you the wearer feel more proud of your assets and gives you that little bit more confidence then so be it. the only thing that miffed me was the way it was labelled in store, "makes it look x2 sizes bigger", all I am saying is, whats wrong with a normal bra without the padding that makes them 2 sizes larger....I dunno, it was just the way it looked advertised I suppose "
in a normal bra my tummy sticks out further than my boobs. Attractive, huh?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


" I also own a couple of minimiser bras that make them less prominent. "

To be fair, I've seen a few men who could do with these!

(One for Dragon's Den: "Problems with your moobs? Try our new 'manimiser bra'")

Mr ddc

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


" I also own a couple of minimiser bras that make them less prominent.

To be fair, I've seen a few men who could do with these!

(One for Dragon's Den: "Problems with your moobs? Try our new 'manimiser bra'")

Mr ddc"

I want a bra that honks when you squeeze it. Or makes a pervy bloke jump when they 'accidentally' brush past me in a crowded pub or gig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but

im not going grey on top for no fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone please ffs make a bra that doesn't separate your back fat into 2 mountains of flesh that makes your back look like rolls of fat.

Not that i have this problem tho.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Guys whose cocks are show-ers not growers are 'guilty' of the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone please ffs make a bra that doesn't separate your back fat into 2 mountains of flesh that makes your back look like rolls of fat.

Not that i have this problem tho. "

Longline bras can help a bit with that. Not that I, errrr, have that problem either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in a normal bra my tummy sticks out further than my boobs. Attractive, huh?"

Me too!! It's ridiculous. When I lose weight, my boobs completely disappear before my stomach gets remotely flat. Drives me nuts.

Husband recently commented that my boobs have got bigger. Yes I've put on a bit of weight since Xmas! Unfortunately my stomach is bigger too, it put on more weight than my boobs did. Grrr.

I have seen the two cup sizes bigger ones though, it does look overly fake I think. I love wonder bras, but to have massive gel filled inserts in a bra seems a bit ott. Unless you wear them 24/7, your mates are going to wonder why your chest is suddenly massive compared to before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 40JJ all I wanted to do was make them look smaller.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Fakery in boobs, pfft!

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