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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What film shouldn't you watch before you do something?

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I have a female friend going to Poland for a couple of days. Going to tell her to watch Taken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hostel

Before visiting an Eastern European hostel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat the Rich

Before you go to a restaurant obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hostel

Before visiting an Eastern European hostel. "
lol

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Any Air Disaster movie...

Before jetting off somewhere

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Titanic....

Before going on a cruise

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Human Centipede

Before going in for an operation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matrix... Before eating blue smarties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes on a plane

Before you travel by air I know... How original

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Any naff porn movie from the 70's and 80's

Before the boiler repair guy comes over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gremlins after midnight.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Fatal Attraction

before a 'meet'

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Final Destination, before changing your mind about getting on a plane.

Jaws, before visiting The Deep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tootsie before visiting your mother in law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

American werewolf in London before getting on the tube late at night on your own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiderman before wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death race 2000 before a Sunday drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spiderman before wanking

Haha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arachnophobia before going in your shed, garage or attic!

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By *arold_n_maudeCouple
over a year ago

preston

The Queen before boffing one out over Dame Helen

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

Full Metal Jacket before going to the toilets with some creepy freaked out looking guy holding an M14

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Reservoir Dogs before robbing a bank.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Teeth. Before having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hand that rocks the craddle before hiring a nanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/02/15 21:40:40]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Death race 2000 before a Sunday drive"

Original or re-make ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spiderman before wanking

Brilliant... Just brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Misery

Before becoming a famous author. But if you're planning on being a famous author take an advanced driving course just in case.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Gladiator before defying an Emperor.

13th Warrior before joining a band of Vikings

The Last Samurai before fighting the Japanese Army

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salo before eating chocolate pudding.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

127 Hours before going for a stroll in some god forsaken place without a mobile signal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes wide shut before your first swingers party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling down before you start the daily commute

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By *ot monkey71Couple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Trailer park boys (any of them) before going caravaning in Canada

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

28 days later before an operation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex in the city before the rest of your life... You'll never get that time back!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Monster before pissing off a woman.

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

The Perfect Storm

Before going Deep sea fishing

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Batman before going to the theatre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Debbie does Dallas before going to Dallas... It's a lie, I couldn't find her anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 10 o'clock news before delivering aid to Syria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/02/15 22:00:42]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaws before swimming in the sea!

Has anyone ever been in the sea on a lilo, then started humming the tune!

Proper freaks you out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bowling for Colombine before going to an American college

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alien. Before childbirth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Serbian film" before going to Serbia.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salò, Or The 120 Days Of Sodom... before anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salò, Or The 120 Days Of Sodom... before anything

Good during masturbation though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salò, Or The 120 Days Of Sodom... before anything

Good during masturbation though "

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Nuts in May before going camping. Or Sightseers before caravanning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Final Destination, before changing your mind about getting on a plane.

Jaws, before visiting The Deep."

Final destinations before a roller coaster or sun bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piraña before seeing how rubbish Kelly is at acting

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Marathon Man before going to the dentist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alien. Before childbirth. "
lol i actually had dreams of giving birth to aliens both times i was preg haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salò, Or The 120 Days Of Sodom... before anything

Good during masturbation though

Family time.....no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""A Serbian film" before going to Serbia....."

No one should ever watch that film anyway it's horrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alive

if ur going on a long plane journey over mountains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alien. Before childbirth. lol i actually had dreams of giving birth to aliens both times i was preg haha x"

It's been likened to it.....not nice to dream before giving birth I'd imagine though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Bruges before going down the local park and hanging around in the alcoves. You have this word in English, no? Alcoves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pollyanna before climbing a tree

Species before snagging that guy in the hot tub

Annabelle before buying your neice a pot doll

Amytiville Horror before building your house on an Indian Burial ground

And finally

IT before hiring a clown for the kids birthday party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teeth. Before having sex

Damn,beat me to it! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of the Final Destination films.....before doing pretty much anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What film shouldn't you watch before you do something?

Anything...and I do mean ANYTHING with Ron Jeremy in it.

Avoid it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Shining - Before taking a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Any of the Final Destination films.....before doing pretty much anything!"

Beat me to it! Although I did watch the one with the rollercoaster scene in the day before going to Alton Towers like an absolute idiot lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" like an absolute idiot lol. "

That's not a secret...

Kiddin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" like an absolute idiot lol.

That's not a secret...

Kiddin

Fuck you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" like an absolute idiot lol.

That's not a secret...

Kiddin

Fuck you!

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Any of the Final Destination films.....before doing pretty much anything!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Any of the Final Destination films.....before doing pretty much anything!

Beat me to it! Although I did watch the one with the rollercoaster scene in the day before going to Alton Towers like an absolute idiot lol. "

I was supposed to use sun bed before my holiday last year to get rid of strap marks on shoulders lol

Never ever will I go on one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Any of the Final Destination films.....before doing pretty much anything!

Beat me to it! Although I did watch the one with the rollercoaster scene in the day before going to Alton Towers like an absolute idiot lol. "

Brave lass! Lol.

Watched the one with the big bridge collapse (5 I think) which made me think twice about driving over the fourth road bridge a few days later!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry potter.. Before touching someones wand x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harry potter.. Before touching someones wand x"

Erectus engorgeus! You must be a witch,I got an instant hard on just looking at your pics

We can easily tell for sure......tie your hands to your feet n chuck you in a river.....if you float then you're a witch n we'll burn your in league with satan ass!

If you sink n drown....then you're innocent!

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

The Wicker Man before going to a nice Scottish isle for the Summer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AWAKE - before having an operation!

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By *iaFlashCouple
over a year ago

walsall

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By *iaFlashCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Death race 2000 before a Sunday drive

Original or re-make ?"

Death Race 2000 is the original

Death Race is the remake

Death Race 2 and Death Race Inferno are Prequel/Sequel movies

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"Sex in the city before the rest of your life... You'll never get that time back!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What film shouldn't you watch before you do something?

Anything...and I do mean ANYTHING with Ron Jeremy in it.

Avoid it!

Even one eyed monster? Amazing film...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alien. Before childbirth. "

Or whilst pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alien. Before childbirth.

Or whilst pregnant "

Like before childbirth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dusk till Dawn before going for an all night drink....

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Going round a friends who you met at work house for tea after watching Mum and Dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Fog (original) on a misty evening.

Jurassic Park before... Oh hang on, dinosaurs are extinct.

Deep Blue Sea - same reason as Jaws.

The Mummy - before visiting the pyramids

Apollo 13 - before flying to the moon

Anaconda - before taking a boat trip on the Amazon

Gravity - because it's shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blade Runner before rounding up rogue simulants, particularly if you are prone to dreaming of unicorns.

Planet Of The Apes before visiting Monkey World, I'm sure they are all there scheming, biding their time.

50 Shades of Grey before meeting a real Dom, you might get a bit of a shock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crimewatch - the next day im like a hungry hawk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"crimewatch - the next day im like a hungry hawk "

ooops not a movie - im not fully awake yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

American Pie before eating an apple pie

The day of the Triffids before going to the garden centre

Ghost Ship for similar reasons as Titanic

Night at the Museum before spending a night in a museum

Twister before visiting some parts of America

Crossroads before selling your soul to the devil for a recording contract

Ratatouille before going to a French restaurant

Sweeny Todd before a trip to the barbers

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich

"Blade Runner before rounding up rogue simulants, particularly if you are prone to dreaming of unicorns.

Planet Of The Apes before visiting Monkey World, I'm sure they are all there scheming, biding their time.

50 Shades of Grey before meeting a real Dom, you might get a bit of a shock...

aint that the truth..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fatal Attraction

before a 'meet'

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alien. Before childbirth.

Or whilst pregnant "

As in once feral movements are felt from about 17 weeks

Birth hopefully 20 weeks to 25 weeks afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any naff porn movie from the 70's and 80's

Before the boiler repair guy comes over

Or the window cleaners are due

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead Calm

Before setting off on a sailing holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any naff porn movie from the 70's and 80's

Before the boiler repair guy comes over

Or the window cleaners are due

Or a hospital stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Lego Movie because afterwards "EVERYTHING IS AWESOME..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Sister act' before going to Sunday service... You will be disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elevator before getting in one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Lego Movie because afterwards "EVERYTHING IS AWESOME...""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dead Calm

Before setting off on a sailing holiday

If the young Nicole Kidman is on board, I'm cool with that

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