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feeling sad.... cheer me up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A joke to make me laugh or brighten up my night? Might benefit someone else too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just thought of one.

Ever heard of the movie constipation?

No...?

That's because it hasn't come out yet....

Literally the only joke I know hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The invisible man married the invisible woman.

They made a nice couple but the kids were nothing to look at.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just thought of one.

Ever heard of the movie constipation?

No...?

That's because it hasn't come out yet....

Literally the only joke I know hahaha "
ha ha ha I like it!! I can't think of anymore now! I'll have a think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the pervert cross the road...........because he had his cock stuck up the chickens arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The invisible man married the invisible woman.

They made a nice couple but the kids were nothing to look at.....

"

I bet they weren't hahaha feeling better already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to move to smithereens...... Everybody keeps getting blown there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Husband says to his wife, I'd like to spice up our sex life. Tonight I want to cum in your ear.

But what if I go dead, she responds.

Well I've been cumming in your mouth for the last 20 years and you've never shut up.

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By *ordic36Man
over a year ago

Manchester

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders:

"double shot of jack daniels, please...

....and a mop"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Husband says to his wife, I'd like to spice up our sex life. Tonight I want to cum in your ear.

But what if I go dead, she responds.

Well I've been cumming in your mouth for the last 20 years and you've never shut up."

omg love it!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Two fish in a tank

One looks at the other very confused

Whose driving this thing

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

a class of students whilst sitting an exam were told they had 5 mins remaining of the test ...5 mins later they are all told to put their pens down and hand their papers in as the test has finished ...one student keeps writing for a further 5 mins ...the tutor shouts to him that his paper will now be disqualified ...he calmly walks over to his tutor with his exam paper and asks his tutor

'do you know who i am ?'

'no' his tutor replies

'are you sure you don't '...he asks

'no... i've really no idea'

the student then adds his paper to the exam stack and throws the whole pile in

the air and walks out the class

he passed !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's long and hard and has cum in it

A cuCUMber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls hurry to ann summers there selling nickers cheap only fault with them is they have a hole in ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are like Bluetooth : he is connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away....

Women are like Wi-Fi: she sees all available devices but connects to the strongest one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a wicked joke going around that I'm anorexic but I can read and write as good as anyone .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it can be started with one finger,It is self lubricating. It takes any size piston,and it changes its own oil every 4 weeks.It is only a pity that the management system is so temperamental .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to call my dog 5 miles then I can say I walk 5 miles twice a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

75% of women in open relationships don't actually know it yet.

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