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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the best headline you've seen on a profile?

My personal favourite would have to be "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?", courtesy of yours truly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it not a little egotistical to vote for oneself??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best headline you've seen on a profile?

My personal favourite would have to be "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?", courtesy of yours truly."

Courtesy of Pat Bateman from American Psycho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the best headline you've seen on a profile?

My personal favourite would have to be "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?", courtesy of yours truly.

Courtesy of Pat Bateman from American Psycho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it not a little egotistical to vote for oneself??

I'd describe it massively rather than a little!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best headline you've seen on a profile?

My personal favourite would have to be "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?", courtesy of yours truly.

Courtesy of Pat Bateman from American Psycho :-

Awesome film! Lots of quality headlines in there you could use!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the best headline you've seen on a profile?

My personal favourite would have to be "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?", courtesy of yours truly.

Courtesy of Pat Bateman from American Psycho :-

Awesome film! Lots of quality headlines in there you could use!"

I kid you not, I watched the entire film specifically to look for a new headline. After the above quote, I also used "Don't just stare at it, eat it!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best headline you've seen on a profile?

My personal favourite would have to be "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?", courtesy of yours truly.

Courtesy of Pat Bateman from American Psycho :-

Awesome film! Lots of quality headlines in there you could use!

I kid you not, I watched the entire film specifically to look for a new headline. After the above quote, I also used "Don't just stare at it, eat it!"."

Love that bit!

A good line for cancelling a meet would be...

"I have to return some videotapes"

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What's the best headline you've seen on a profile?

My personal favourite would have to be "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?", courtesy of yours truly."

There's a bit of me that hopes your sense of humour is as big as your ego.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourites are the monologues though, so I will share for the delight of the fans!

There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the best headline you've seen on a profile?

My personal favourite would have to be "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?", courtesy of yours truly.

Courtesy of Pat Bateman from American Psycho :-

Awesome film! Lots of quality headlines in there you could use!

I kid you not, I watched the entire film specifically to look for a new headline. After the above quote, I also used "Don't just stare at it, eat it!".

Love that bit!

A good line for cancelling a meet would be...

"I have to return some videotapes" "

Ha-ha! Brilliant!

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Bad Lieutenant offers so much too:

"I'm sorry, Lord. I've done so many bad things."

"Show me how you suck a guy's cock."

"Did you like that? Watch this motherfucker! Watch this you cocksucker! Look at that! You can't do a thing about that can you? Can you? Look at me! Can you? Can you fuckface? Can you? There, move. Move you cocksucker. Move. I'd like to blow your fucking face apart."

(Last might need editing a bit)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my headline. I invite men to wank over me. I'm offering them a service of guilt free wank material. I am just A+ at life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like my headline. I invite men to wank over me. I'm offering them a service of guilt free wank material. I am just A+ at life. "

I've wanked over you before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my headline. I invite men to wank over me. I'm offering them a service of guilt free wank material. I am just A+ at life.

I've wanked over you before

Of course you have. I'm 10/10

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like my headline. I invite men to wank over me. I'm offering them a service of guilt free wank material. I am just A+ at life.

I've wanked over you before

Of course you have. I'm 10/10"

You arrogant fuck! I like you, you're hired.

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over a year ago

"I like my headline. I invite men to wank over me. I'm offering them a service of guilt free wank material. I am just A+ at life.

I've wanked over you before

Of course you have. I'm 10/10

You arrogant fuck! I like you, you're hired. "

Yes! I knew I'd benefit from being a cunt one day.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"What's the best headline you've seen on a profile?

My personal favourite would have to be "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?", courtesy of yours truly.

Courtesy of Pat Bateman from American Psycho :-

Awesome film! Lots of quality headlines in there you could use!

I kid you not, I watched the entire film specifically to look for a new headline. After the above quote, I also used "Don't just stare at it, eat it!".

Love that bit!

A good line for cancelling a meet would be...

"I have to return some videotapes" "

I used that a few months back. One person got the reference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crude but not rude.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crude but not rude. "

Did someone actually use that as a headline? That's in my profile text!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best headline you've seen on a profile?

My personal favourite would have to be "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?", courtesy of yours truly.

Courtesy of Pat Bateman from American Psycho :-

Awesome film! Lots of quality headlines in there you could use!

I kid you not, I watched the entire film specifically to look for a new headline. After the above quote, I also used "Don't just stare at it, eat it!".

Love that bit!

A good line for cancelling a meet would be...

"I have to return some videotapes"

I used that a few months back. One person got the reference.

Amazing....while we're at it, did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the best headline you've seen on a profile?

My personal favourite would have to be "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?", courtesy of yours truly.

Courtesy of Pat Bateman from American Psycho :-

Awesome film! Lots of quality headlines in there you could use!

I kid you not, I watched the entire film specifically to look for a new headline. After the above quote, I also used "Don't just stare at it, eat it!".

Love that bit!

A good line for cancelling a meet would be...

"I have to return some videotapes"

I used that a few months back. One person got the reference.

Amazing....while we're at it, did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that?

Actually laughing out loud here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've made me wanna watch American Psycho now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've made me wanna watch American Psycho now!

Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch it! Perfect Monday night viewing.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch it! Perfect Monday night viewing.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke."

I'm definitely gonna stick it on once I snuggle up in bed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch it! Perfect Monday night viewing.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke.

I'm definitely gonna stick it on once I snuggle up in bed! "

Yes!

My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watch it! Perfect Monday night viewing.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke.

I'm definitely gonna stick it on once I snuggle up in bed!

Yes!

My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

Now THAT is a headline in the making right there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums."

Good answer...do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch it! Perfect Monday night viewing.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke.

I'm definitely gonna stick it on once I snuggle up in bed!

Yes!

My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

Now THAT is a headline in the making right there! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good answer...do you like Huey Lewis and the News?"

Huey's too black-sounding for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

I wonder how many messages I'll get if I use that as my headline!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch it! Perfect Monday night viewing.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke.

I'm definitely gonna stick it on once I snuggle up in bed!

Yes!

My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

Now THAT is a headline in the making right there!

Yeah or for an opener on a message where you ok someone on a forum of what you want to do to them....

You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

I wonder how many messages I'll get if I use that as my headline!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good answer...do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

Huey's too black-sounding for me."

I know what you mean but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

I wonder how many messages I'll get if I use that as my headline!

Do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch it! Perfect Monday night viewing.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke.

I'm definitely gonna stick it on once I snuggle up in bed!

Yes!

My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

Now THAT is a headline in the making right there!

Yeah or for an opener on a message where you ok someone on a forum of what you want to do to them....

You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

Oi! I beat you to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch it! Perfect Monday night viewing.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke.

I'm definitely gonna stick it on once I snuggle up in bed!

Yes!

My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

Now THAT is a headline in the making right there!

Yeah or for an opener on a message where you ok someone on a forum of what you want to do to them....

You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

Oi! I beat you to it

You did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I'm changing my status to a quote from the movie, wonder how many people will see and think hmmm...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good answer...do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

Huey's too black-sounding for me.

Hey Halberstram, why are there copies of the style section all over the place? You have a dog? A little chow or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good answer...do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

Huey's too black-sounding for me.

Hey Halberstram, why are there copies of the style section all over the place? You have a dog? A little chow or something? "

You have mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina."

I literally just changed that to my headline, but it omitted the word 'vagina'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pumpkin, you're dating the biggest dick in New York. Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.

I literally just changed that to my headline, but it omitted the word 'vagina'!"

Ha!! Great minds and all that.... Think I may have to do a status related to the film now, too many good quotes to ignore lol.

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over a year ago

"That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.

I literally just changed that to my headline, but it omitted the word 'vagina'!

Ha!! Great minds and all that.... Think I may have to do a status related to the film now, too many good quotes to ignore lol. "

I've done one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.

I literally just changed that to my headline, but it omitted the word 'vagina'!

Ha!! Great minds and all that.... Think I may have to do a status related to the film now, too many good quotes to ignore lol.

I've done one!"

Good choice, I'm taking the playing with your blood one I think!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.

I literally just changed that to my headline, but it omitted the word 'vagina'!

Ha!! Great minds and all that.... Think I may have to do a status related to the film now, too many good quotes to ignore lol.

I've done one!"

I love it! My headline has changed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.

I literally just changed that to my headline, but it omitted the word 'vagina'!

Ha!! Great minds and all that.... Think I may have to do a status related to the film now, too many good quotes to ignore lol.

I've done one!

I love it! My headline has changed

Wahey so has my status now..... Check out us 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.

I literally just changed that to my headline, but it omitted the word 'vagina'!

Ha!! Great minds and all that.... Think I may have to do a status related to the film now, too many good quotes to ignore lol.

I've done one!

Good choice, I'm taking the playing with your blood one I think!

I literally burst out laughing when I went on your profile and that status is the first thing you see!

Imagine someone who likes the look of you clicking on and seeing that! Would love to see their face!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think "Pumpkin, you're dating an asshole" has potential too.

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over a year ago

"That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.

I literally just changed that to my headline, but it omitted the word 'vagina'!

Ha!! Great minds and all that.... Think I may have to do a status related to the film now, too many good quotes to ignore lol.

I've done one!

Good choice, I'm taking the playing with your blood one I think!

I literally burst out laughing when I went on your profile and that status is the first thing you see!

Imagine someone who likes the look of you clicking on and seeing that! Would love to see their face!

Ha im loving the reactions I'm getting so far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think "Pumpkin, you're dating an asshole" has potential too."

Or you could do a mash up...

So what am I into you ask...murders and executions mostly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or..

Feed me a stray cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or..

Feed me a stray cat"

That would be brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could actually do a trial and change your profile text to this and see if anyone notices...

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of me some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh gosh you keep giving me good ideas! Ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could actually do a trial and change your profile text to this and see if anyone notices...

I can feel the poontang gathering around already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved the film so thought I'd love the book even more,but in between the gory killing bits it's basically a monologue on the pros n cons of various designer wear n mens beauty treatments........

May as well have been reading the style section of GQ

Obviously too subtle for me

lol

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over a year ago

" Loved the film so thought I'd love the book even more,but in between the gory killing bits it's basically a monologue on the pros n cons of various designer wear n mens beauty treatments........

May as well have been reading the style section of GQ

Obviously too subtle for me

lol"

As a fan you can do a status of the movie on your profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog, a collie, was named Lassie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog, a collie, was named Lassie?"

Who's Ted Bundy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did you make of the ending?

Was it in his head?

Did he do it but people are just caught up in their own lives to notice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you make of the ending?

Was it in his head?

Did he do it but people are just caught up in their own lives to notice?"

Judging by the way the woman reacted to him in the apartment and the fact that all the evidence was gone, I would say it was in his head. But I think it's open to interpretation.

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over a year ago

"What did you make of the ending?

Was it in his head?

Did he do it but people are just caught up in their own lives to notice?

Judging by the way the woman reacted to him in the apartment and the fact that all the evidence was gone, I would say it was in his head. But I think it's open to interpretation. "

That's what I thought! It's like when his sec was looking through his diary, it's like he thought up the murders and drew them. Same with the police car blowing up and the feed me a stray cat.

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over a year ago

" Loved the film so thought I'd love the book even more,but in between the gory killing bits it's basically a monologue on the pros n cons of various designer wear n mens beauty treatments........

May as well have been reading the style section of GQ

Obviously too subtle for me

lol

As a fan you can do a status of the movie on your profile!"

Already have...might be too subtle for some though.

While it says love bites it really means I want to leave your ass looking like a butchers shop window

Need to find a lass that shares my twisted humour......

They tend to stop contact after the first serial killer joke....humourless walking pelts that they are

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over a year ago

" Loved the film so thought I'd love the book even more,but in between the gory killing bits it's basically a monologue on the pros n cons of various designer wear n mens beauty treatments........

May as well have been reading the style section of GQ

Obviously too subtle for me

lol

As a fan you can do a status of the movie on your profile!

Already have...might be too subtle for some though.

While it says love bites it really means I want to leave your ass looking like a butchers shop window

Need to find a lass that shares my twisted humour......

They tend to stop contact after the first serial killer joke....humourless walking pelts that they are

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