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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh God! - I've always really fancied Pamela Stephenson - and now she's on "Strictly" - and she's just written an article in today's "Guardian" about her experiences, saying that she's had to shave her pudenda to wear the clothes! Oh God! - I think I'm gonna self-combust! - how will I be able to watch her dance knowing about her gorgeous shaven pussy beneath those wonderful skimpy Latin-dance dresses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh God! - I've always really fancied Pamela Stephenson - and now she's on "Strictly" - and she's just written an article in today's "Guardian" about her experiences, saying that she's had to shave her pudenda to wear the clothes! Oh God! - I think I'm gonna self-combust! - how will I be able to watch her dance knowing about her gorgeous shaven pussy beneath those wonderful skimpy Latin-dance dresses!"

Easily excited chappy aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh God! - I've always really fancied Pamela Stephenson - and now she's on "Strictly" - and she's just written an article in today's "Guardian" about her experiences, saying that she's had to shave her pudenda to wear the clothes! Oh God! - I think I'm gonna self-combust! - how will I be able to watch her dance knowing about her gorgeous shaven pussy beneath those wonderful skimpy Latin-dance dresses!"

you could contain yourself by reflecting on the fact that you are a grown man watching Strictly Come Dancing. the resulting shame should see you as limp as anton du beke's wrist

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Oh God! - I've always really fancied Pamela Stephenson - and now she's on "Strictly" - and she's just written an article in today's "Guardian" about her experiences, saying that she's had to shave her pudenda to wear the clothes! Oh God! - I think I'm gonna self-combust! - how will I be able to watch her dance knowing about her gorgeous shaven pussy beneath those wonderful skimpy Latin-dance dresses!

you could contain yourself by reflecting on the fact that you are a grown man watching Strictly Come Dancing. the resulting shame should see you as limp as anton du beke's wrist"

And imagine her having to shave her pudenda and then feeling the need to talk about it in the Guardian!!

Almost as if the whole thing was a publicity machine cranking itself into gear to get the proletariat excited about what's coming next on the magic talking box with pictures in the corner.

Don't forget to clap like a demented seal when they tell you to and piss away your hard earned cash phoning in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i think its going to be a good TV show i love them dresses .. the really small ones ... just hope this year thay dont over do the tanning ,, lol on some of the older ones could look weird. I like pam too she looks alot of fun x jo

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Oh God! - I've always really fancied Pamela Stephenson - and now she's on "Strictly" - and she's just written an article in today's "Guardian" about her experiences, saying that she's had to shave her pudenda to wear the clothes! Oh God! - I think I'm gonna self-combust! - how will I be able to watch her dance knowing about her gorgeous shaven pussy beneath those wonderful skimpy Latin-dance dresses!

you could contain yourself by reflecting on the fact that you are a grown man watching Strictly Come Dancing. the resulting shame should see you as limp as anton du beke's wrist

And imagine her having to shave her pudenda and then feeling the need to talk about it in the Guardian!!

Almost as if the whole thing was a publicity machine cranking itself into gear to get the proletariat excited about what's coming next on the magic talking box with pictures in the corner.

Don't forget to clap like a demented seal when they tell you to and piss away your hard earned cash phoning in.

"

So are you going to watch it or not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never bothered with strictly come dancing, but I tuned in for the first time at the weekend and was struck by a thought the producers might want to consider.

What about doing a celebrity version?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I've never bothered with strictly come dancing, but I tuned in for the first time at the weekend and was struck by a thought the producers might want to consider.

What about doing a celebrity version?"

You are NOT helping!

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By *iamondladyWoman
over a year ago

titsville

I think it's a great show - love it! Lobe the dancing, dresses and the comedy as well. Don't bother with the voting though so no money wasted so no worries there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never bothered with strictly come dancing, but I tuned in for the first time at the weekend and was struck by a thought the producers might want to consider.

What about doing a celebrity version?"

I MUST stop reading these forums when drinking!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I've never bothered with strictly come dancing, but I tuned in for the first time at the weekend and was struck by a thought the producers might want to consider.

What about doing a celebrity version?"

It would be even funnier if some of them were "not very good".

Can you IMAGINE the laughs...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I've never bothered with strictly come dancing, but I tuned in for the first time at the weekend and was struck by a thought the producers might want to consider.

What about doing a celebrity version?"

fab lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmmmm Pamela Stephenson!!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm surprised no one has asked the question yet.

What's white and slides across the floor?

Cum dancing.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

I'm surprised no one has asked the question yet.

What's white and slides across the floor?

Cum dancing."

Boom Boom!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Oh God! - I've always really fancied Pamela Stephenson - and now she's on "Strictly" - and she's just written an article in today's "Guardian" about her experiences, saying that she's had to shave her pudenda to wear the clothes! Oh God! - I think I'm gonna self-combust! - how will I be able to watch her dance knowing about her gorgeous shaven pussy beneath those wonderful skimpy Latin-dance dresses!"

I have to wonder how feking hairy it was before! Was it a dangling purple goatie like the The Big Yin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh God! - I've always really fancied Pamela Stephenson - and now she's on "Strictly" - and she's just written an article in today's "Guardian" about her experiences, saying that she's had to shave her pudenda to wear the clothes! Oh God! - I think I'm gonna self-combust! - how will I be able to watch her dance knowing about her gorgeous shaven pussy beneath those wonderful skimpy Latin-dance dresses!

I have to wonder how feking hairy it was before! Was it a dangling purple goatie like the The Big Yin "

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