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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pop star George Michael has been jailed for eight weeks after he admitted crashing his Range Rover while under the influence of cannabis.

Lol any other person would of had a longer term in prison .

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I bet he'll be dropping the soap in the shower everyday on purpose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bet he'll be dropping the soap in the shower everyday on purpose!

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pmsl he could make the next song to be somebody to love bitch!Lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

LOL was just reading this online and thinking his bottom will be in tatters by week 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although I am sad to hear this news something had to be done.............George come on hire a driver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Michael statement - I wasn't praying for time, but now i need Patience, all i want is freedom and to go outside. I feel that inside there may be some Fast love and many a careless whisper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"George Michael statement - I wasn't praying for time, but now i need Patience, all i want is freedom and to go outside. I feel that inside there may be some Fast love and many a careless whisper "
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"George Michael statement - I wasn't praying for time, but now i need Patience, all i want is freedom and to go outside. I feel that inside there may be some Fast love and many a careless whisper "

lol brilliant

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Serves him right.

He needs to pay his debt to society for "Club Tropicana".

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

wonder if he got a Hard On when the judge said "send him down" ?

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

"Serves him right.

He needs to pay his debt to society for "Club Tropicana"."

hear, hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it's been coming for a while. He is a danger to himself and others.

I guess on the bright side he will be expanding the circle of his friends in jail.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Well it's been coming for a while. He is a danger to himself and others.

I guess on the bright side he will be expanding the circle of his friends in jail.

I think you mean his new friends will be expanding HIS circle in jail.

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

"I think you mean his new friends will be expanding HIS circle in jail."

Sounds painful

Maybe he can post on here sometime in response to that recent thread about DB (double buggery)

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I think you mean his new friends will be expanding HIS circle in jail.

Sounds painful

Maybe he can post on here sometime in response to that recent thread about DB (double buggery)

Still, he'll be able to serenade his new beau(s) with a medleyt of some of his popular hits;

I want your sex

One more try

Father figure

I knew you were waiting (for me)

Praying for time

Waiting for that day

Freedom (!)

Heal the pain

Don't let the sun go down on me

You couldnt make it up....

...I wonder if Elton will visit him. And then rob a bank!!

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

I want your sex

One more try

Father figure

I knew you were waiting (for me)

Praying for time

Waiting for that day

Freedom (!)

Heal the pain

Don't let the sun go down on me

errm ... was that list taken from YOUR record collection??

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

He had to be taught a lesson... plus 4 weeks isna that long.

he is still one of the best people I have ever seen live... his voice was stunning.

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

he,ll make a good prisonbitch

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

" Cuff him in irons "

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"he,ll make a good prisonbitch"

aye he may ask to stay on another couple of months..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eight weeks is a long while, his chocolate starfish will look like a chocolate octopus by the time he get out

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Lol any other person would of had a longer term in prison .

Really? What's the average term for this offence, based on your research?

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

" What's the average term for this offence, based on your research?"

40 lashes?

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

I am on the border line thinking whether this could be the most homophobic thread on fab

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I am on the border line thinking whether this could be the most homophobic thread on fab"

why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am on the border line thinking whether this could be the most homophobic thread on fab"

If a bit of adult humour, and some assumptions that an openly gay man might enjoy anal sex is being homophobic then we’re all doomed

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I think George Michael got a bum deal from the judge myself......

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I think he cut a deal. The word on the streets was he got 2 weeks but it went to 8 weeks when he appealed.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

There's a "Careless Wispa" joke in all of this somewhere, i just can't work it out yet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’ll be lights out time, he’ll soon be on the edge of heaven

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I suspect they will play "I'm Your Man" as he enters with the prisoners singing along.

What's the betting he sings "I Knew You Were Waiting For Me" back to them

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Pop star George Michael has been jailed for eight weeks after he admitted crashing his Range Rover while under the influence of cannabis.

Lol any other person would of had a longer term in prison .

apparently after "people" have done research it looks like this is only the 2nd time in 10 years that a person has actually gone to prison this long for the offence........

so it is looking like he has actually been made an example of for being famous after he had actually already pleaded guilty....

sorry to make a serious point.... it just annoys me when people take the sensationalist _iew

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i'll get back to the gay jokes in a moment...... oooooh.... bet tonight he is having the time of his life!!!! whey hey...

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Well he is in there for 8 weeks so no need for "Fastlove"

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Brings a whole new meaning to the term....'Banged Up'

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

George Michael claimed in court today that he crashed into the shop window because he was trying to avoid a man riding a scooter....

He's blaming a Careless Vespa

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Boom tish

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

George Michael was found to have smuggled a chocolate bar into prison today, it was wedged firmly up his bum.

He apologised to prison officers saying it was a 'Careless Wispa'

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

What do George Michael and the trapped Chilean miners have in common?

Both will be free after eight weeks of heavy drilling.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"There's a "Careless Wispa" joke in all of this somewhere, i just can't work it out yet..."
i think it goes along the lines of..

george michael has been arrested and charged with being "careless with a whispa" after stephen gately was found dead with a bar of chocolate rammed up his arse. not heard any relating to the latest story involving him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George has already re worked one of his classics to honour his new cellmate.."hairless fister" will be released when george is

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"There's a "Careless Wispa" joke in all of this somewhere, i just can't work it out yet... i think it goes along the lines of..

No flies on you eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"George Michael claimed in court today that he crashed into the shop window because he was trying to avoid a man riding a scooter....

He's blaming a Careless Vespa"

I think that one's the funniest so far

Hopefully after 8 weeks he'll be able to hit those high notes again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His arsehole will be like the Channel Tunnel when he gets out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard that George Michael told the arresting officer "Sorry, I was looking for a shithouse." To which the policeman replied, "You've found one, give us ya licence!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and when asked to 'breathe into this please Sir," he responded, "Fuck off! I've only just flung it out!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"George Michael claimed in court today that he crashed into the shop window because he was trying to avoid a man riding a scooter....

He's blaming a Careless Vespa

I think that one's the funniest so far

Hopefully after 8 weeks he'll be able to hit those high notes again."

He's never stopped hitting them, best live performer ever.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

He was charged after plowing his Range Rover into a branch of Snappy Snaps in Hampstead, north London, in the wee hours of July 4. The dent in the wall is still visible, and someone has added one word of graffiti: Wham.

love the graffiti artists soh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reports have surfaced that george is giving handjobs to fellow inmates before their evening hot chocolate. george is writing a song about his experience entitled "wank me off before your cocoa"

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Isn't this the same as the 'random cock' thread??

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

George Michael: Take the 'glass half full' approach to prison by _iewing it as an 8 week all you can eat buffet.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Whats White and sticky and found on a prison cell wall?

George Michaels latest release

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"George Michael: Take the 'glass half full' approach to prison by _iewing it as an 8 week all you can eat buffet."

If he's put on a couple of stone when he gets out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pop star George Michael has been jailed for eight weeks after he admitted crashing his Range Rover while under the influence of cannabis.

Lol any other person would of had a longer term in prison .

apparently after "people" have done research it looks like this is only the 2nd time in 10 years that a person has actually gone to prison this long for the offence........

so it is looking like he has actually been made an example of for being famous after he had actually already pleaded guilty....

sorry to make a serious point.... it just annoys me when people take the sensationalist _iew "

Sorry fab, I have to disagree. Driving your car whilst stoned out of your head is a danger to yourself, and more imortantly other innocent members of the public. And it's not the first time. 4 weeks in Pentonville does not seem unreasonable. If he does it again then it should be 4 years.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Pop star George Michael has been jailed for eight weeks after he admitted crashing his Range Rover while under the influence of cannabis.

Lol any other person would of had a longer term in prison .

apparently after "people" have done research it looks like this is only the 2nd time in 10 years that a person has actually gone to prison this long for the offence........

so it is looking like he has actually been made an example of for being famous after he had actually already pleaded guilty....

sorry to make a serious point.... it just annoys me when people take the sensationalist _iew

I concur.

I don't really follow shalabrity news, but i keep hearing about George crashing Range Rovers or being found slumped over the wheel etc.

It seems to me that the guy has a problem and needs to get help (after all, it's not like he couldnt afford the cab fare).

If being sent to prison makes him wake up & small the coffee, it will be a good thing. Can't help thinking 2-3 months inside would have given him some proper thinking time though.

And i'll shoot the editor of the first paper who prints "George, My prison Hell" or the first "Exclusive to ITV" Martin Bashir/Piers Morgan type tv confessathon inter_iewer.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Pop star George Michael has been jailed for eight weeks after he admitted crashing his Range Rover while under the influence of cannabis.

Lol any other person would of had a longer term in prison .

apparently after "people" have done research it looks like this is only the 2nd time in 10 years that a person has actually gone to prison this long for the offence........

so it is looking like he has actually been made an example of for being famous after he had actually already pleaded guilty....

sorry to make a serious point.... it just annoys me when people take the sensationalist _iew

I concur.

I don't really follow shalabrity news, but i keep hearing about George crashing Range Rovers or being found slumped over the wheel etc.

It seems to me that the guy has a problem and needs to get help (after all, it's not like he couldnt afford the cab fare).

If being sent to prison makes him wake up & small the coffee, it will be a good thing. Can't help thinking 2-3 months inside would have given him some proper thinking time though.

And i'll shoot the editor of the first paper who prints "George, My prison Hell" or the first "Exclusive to ITV" Martin Bashir/Piers Morgan type tv confessathon inter_iewer.

You do rather enjy shooting people don't you. ARE you a photgrapher?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I do.

And, no, i'm not.

It's why gun control is such a good thing.

I'm 44 now, and i'm fed up reasoning with people. Especially those who are just so bleeding obviously wrong about stuff.

So it would be easier if i could just nip down to my local Asda, pick up a Beretta & "clip" the relevant parties.

Until eveyone saw things the correct way.

My way.

But i've spoken to the local constabulary, and they were MOST emphatic about not "taking the law into my own hands" and went on and on and on about "vigilante justice" and "public order" and suchlike.

So i had to give up on the idea.

(though i've added the constabulary to the list...)

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

pmsl

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

think he knows why its called the pokey yet?

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

"think he knows why its called the pokey yet? "

you put yr left leg in, and shake it all about

ooooooooooh the hokey kokey

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"think he knows why its called the pokey yet?

you put yr left leg in, and shake it all about

ooooooooooh the hokey kokey

LEG IN?

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

What do George Michael and the Chilean miners have in common?

They'll both be free after 8 weeks of heavy drilling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do George Michael and the Chilean miners have in common?

They'll both be free after 8 weeks of heavy drilling. "

Oooo thats bad! But it still made me smile a lot

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

George Michaels Diary...

Tuesday: Sucked off 2 guys in the showers, got shagged rotten in the toilet cubicle, got fisted & felched by a bloke and gave 3 handjobs before bedtime ...

Wednesday: Went to prison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparantly he was found today with a chocolate bar up his bum....

Prison authorities said he was "careless with a wispa"

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

What's the betting he gets no sex at all in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"George Michaels Diary...

Tuesday: Sucked off 2 guys in the showers, got shagged rotten in the toilet cubicle, got fisted & felched by a bloke and gave 3 handjobs before bedtime ...

Wednesday: Went to prison

Thursday: ditto

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