FabSwingers.com forum: I have a tough decision..............

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To stay in bed next to a beautiful woman and remain hungry for a bit, or..................

To get up and make a bacon sandwich and a brew.

What's a bloke to do sometimes? The worlds a cruel place.

Have you a tough choice this morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your meal by going down on her

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Get up, eat, drink, go back to bed. Sorted...

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Get up make brew and bacon sandwich for both of you and return to bed. Best of both worlds :

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same problem.. Sadly work has made my decision for me and I will have to leave Nats beautiful naked body wrapped in the quilt. Sad day

Natman

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

whisper in her ear, "Bacon Sarnie, chop chop" and then nudge her awake.......

......I sleep alone a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get up make brew and bacon sandwich for both of you and return to bed. Best of both worlds :

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To stay in bed next to a beautiful woman and remain hungry for a bit, or..................

To get up and make a bacon sandwich and a brew.

What's a bloke to do sometimes? The worlds a cruel place.

Have you a tough choice this morning?"

Stay in bed and spoon her and stroke her body for ten min, then go and make a bacon sandwich and a tea for both of you, breakfast in bed style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show offs haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slap her arse and say do you fancy one too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Life's good when this is the toughest choice one could face today

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Is it smokey bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stay in bed and spoon her and stroke her body for ten min, then go and make a bacon sandwich and a tea for both of you, breakfast in bed style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon Sarnie all the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slap her arse and say do you fancy one too

I'll tell her it was your idea not mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

snuggles will take your mind off breakfast - work up an apetite and you will enjoy both more sx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slap her arse and say do you fancy one too

I'll tell her it was your idea not mine

What have I done now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slap her arse and say do you fancy one too

I'll tell her it was your idea not mine

What have I done now

The slapped bum didn't go down well, especially when I suggested it might be her turn to make brekky

You're in trouble mister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slap her arse and say do you fancy one too

I'll tell her it was your idea not mine

What have I done now

The slapped bum didn't go down well, especially when I suggested it might be her turn to make brekky

You're in trouble mister

In my defence I never said for her to make it you misinterpreted what I said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should of listened to the woman

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By *oby BestMan
over a year ago

the shires

"Slap her arse and say do you fancy one too

I'll tell her it was your idea not mine

What have I done now

The slapped bum didn't go down well, especially when I suggested it might be her turn to make brekky

You're in trouble mister

kiss it better xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should of listened to the woman

I don't listen to the one I have, why would I listen to another

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Does your local oatcake shop do a delivery service? Then you can both stay in bed til brekky arrives? (Can tell I'm a fellow Stokie?!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slap her arse and say do you fancy one too

I'll tell her it was your idea not mine

What have I done now

The slapped bum didn't go down well, especially when I suggested it might be her turn to make brekky

You're in trouble mister

kiss it better xxxxxx"

That comes later when we get round to the days activities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should of listened to the woman

I don't listen to the one I have, why would I listen to another

you wanna borrow my shovel or will yours dig you deeper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does your local oatcake shop do a delivery service? Then you can both stay in bed til brekky arrives? (Can tell I'm a fellow Stokie?!)

Now you've gone n put the cat amongst it. Oatcakes........mmmmmmmmmmmm

If you're not too busy, we live at 44..................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should i stay in bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surprised nobody has offered to bring in breakfast and jump in bed with you both

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"Does your local oatcake shop do a delivery service? Then you can both stay in bed til brekky arrives? (Can tell I'm a fellow Stokie?!)

Now you've gone n put the cat amongst it. Oatcakes........mmmmmmmmmmmm

If you're not too busy, we live at 44..................

Lol...brown sauce or red? See you in 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slap her arse and say do you fancy one too

I'll tell her it was your idea not mine

What have I done now

The slapped bum didn't go down well, especially when I suggested it might be her turn to make brekky

You're in trouble mister

you wolly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For the record. I didn't slap her arse............I did however, ask her to make breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon is unhealthy,go for the healthy option and stay in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the record. I didn't slap her arse............I did however, ask her to make breakfast.

So what ya saying is you got me into trouble and it wasn't even my fault

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For the record. I didn't slap her arse............I did however, ask her to make breakfast.

So what ya saying is you got me into trouble and it wasn't even my fault

Ok just slipped out, before I knew what I was doing.........the words 'it was pp that made me do it' had already tumble from my lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the record. I didn't slap her arse............I did however, ask her to make breakfast.

So what ya saying is you got me into trouble and it wasn't even my fault

Ok just slipped out, before I knew what I was doing.........the words 'it was pp that made me do it' had already tumble from my lips

it's a good job I'm a gentleman or I'd have called you a tw@

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay in bed with her. I will come round with plenty of nourishment for you both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stay in bed with her. I will come round with plenty of nourishment for you both

knew someone would offer soon

xx morning gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stay in bed with her. I will come round with plenty of nourishment for you both

knew someone would offer soon

xx morning gorgeous "

Morning gorgeous. Everyone else is too Damn slow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stay in bed with her. I will come round with plenty of nourishment for you both

Perfect, get your skates on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stay in bed with her. I will come round with plenty of nourishment for you both

Perfect, get your skates on

Haha it's years since I've been skating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll keep the ladies warm while you make the sarnies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and mine was should I train shoulders or back and I did back training

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon n bed,two of my most favourite things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stay in bed with her. I will come round with plenty of nourishment for you both

knew someone would offer soon

xx morning gorgeous

Morning gorgeous. Everyone else is too Damn slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up with the hottest woman, shes going to make bacon butties and a brew and then get back into bed... Oh wait its me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I woke up with the hottest woman, shes going to make bacon butties and a brew and then get back into bed... Oh wait its me

i have one of those - only bothered to make a brew so far - gonna trade her in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I woke up with the hottest woman, shes going to make bacon butties and a brew and then get back into bed... Oh wait its me

i have one of those - only bothered to make a brew so far - gonna trade her in

Sx"

I make awesome bacon butties! Got some posh m&s bacon in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christosc just bought me bacon and egg butty in bed... He even cut up the bacon so I didn't lose a while slice in one bite! (Allows for even distribution of flavor throughout the sandwich....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

can someone make me a sarnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im hungry now - got three rashers in the fridge - might have those later- ooo the anticipation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can someone make me a sarnie

What do you want on it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had warmed up hazelnut milk with carrot and ginger cake for breakfast!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"To stay in bed next to a beautiful woman and remain hungry for a bit, or..................

To get up and make a bacon sandwich and a brew.

What's a bloke to do sometimes? The worlds a cruel place.

Cook bacon butties for you both ya bugger xxx

Have you a tough choice this morning?"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"can someone make me a sarnie

What do you want on it x"

Bacon and a runny egg with some tomato and brown sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To stay in bed next to a beautiful woman and remain hungry for a bit, or..................

To get up and make a bacon sandwich and a brew.

What's a bloke to do sometimes? The worlds a cruel place.

Have you a tough choice this morning?"

I hope you got up and made that beautiful lady breakfast in bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can someone make me a sarnie

Grills on come up for one

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