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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the worst u have heard

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Although I obviously get inundated with loads of them, the worst I've ever had is completely unrepeatable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Although I obviously get inundated with loads of them, the worst I've ever had is completely unrepeatable "

Do tell

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I hears this one if I had a helicopter I'd park in in your back garden

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Do tell"

I would have to kill you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Go on lol

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I once heard used. "Your arse looks pretty can I wear it as a hat"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Like it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Go on lol"

Ok then, it involved a sheep, a carrot and most surprisingly a sprig of mint

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on lol

Ok then, it involved a sheep, a carrot and most surprisingly a sprig of mint "

Ok go

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I was good to go until mint was mentioned. A man has to have some principles afterall

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the worst u have heard "

erm on a very d*unken night out,I was queing up to get in2 the club,and when I paid my money 2 get in,the woman said can I borrow your hand (for the stamp thing)and I replied only if it clean it/smells ok when you give it back still drink in the same place all these years on lol..

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By *hinaManMan
over a year ago

Twickenham


"What's the worst u have heard "

Guy: "Do you want to know why I have been moving all the chairs out of my house today?"

Girl: "Why?"

Guy: "So when you come over, you have no choice but to sit on my face"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the worst u have heard

Guy: "Do you want to know why I have been moving all the chairs out of my house today?"

Girl: "Why?"

Guy: "So when you come over, you have no choice but to sit on my face"

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your name used to be a local Chinese take away up Broadstreet,where I used 2 live...Making me hungry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy - did it hurt ?

Girl - did what hurt ?

Guy - the day you fell from heaven

Guy - did they catch him ?

Girl - catch who ?

Guy - the thief who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, you like googly eyes then??

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