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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone ever been to a party that totally sucked? I don't mean the swinging variety. I mean them normal parties that sometimes make you want to be anywhere else instead.

Me and the family have got to go to a relative's wedding anniversary in Derbyshire and what's worse is we have to spend a night at a hotel there and were a suit. We don't want to go but we have no choice. We even know the party is gonna be shit because its always been the same fucking thing with every party they invited us to in the past.

All we'll be doing is sat on a table with one drink completely bored off our heads hearing the DJ play the same boring music from decades ago and there will be a buffet that always has shit food that I won't eat anyway and we'll only talk to a few people we know, well my dad will anyway.

To be honest, I'd rather be at work than go to this fucking party but I like I said we have no but to go.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Take a book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn up in fancy dress cheer the party up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone ever been to a party that totally sucked? I don't mean the swinging variety. I mean them normal parties that sometimes make you want to be anywhere else instead.

Me and the family have got to go to a relative's wedding anniversary in Derbyshire and what's worse is we have to spend a night at a hotel there and were a suit. We don't want to go but we have no choice. We even know the party is gonna be shit because its always been the same fucking thing with every party they invited us to in the past.

All we'll be doing is sat on a table with one drink completely bored off our heads hearing the DJ play the same boring music from decades ago and there will be a buffet that always has shit food that I won't eat anyway and we'll only talk to a few people we know, well my dad will anyway.

To be honest, I'd rather be at work than go to this fucking party but I like I said we have no but to go. "

that's the attitude lad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll probably just play a game on my phone like I did at the last party I went to.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Are you not allowed to say you don't want to go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you being forced to go at gunpoint?

Can't you find some excuse that geys you out of it?

Personally, if I'm invited to a family event that I really don't want to go to, I don't go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you not allowed to say you don't want to go?"

We tried to figure out how not to go but my parents are worried that we'll get badmouthed for not going.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Have a few drinks, get on the dance floor and enjoy yourself. Most parties are what you make them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a few drinks, get on the dance floor and enjoy yourself. Most parties are what you make them

"

Trust me. Its not that kind of party you expect

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You look smart in your new picture

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You look smart in your new picture"

Thanks but I only wore this to promote 50 shades of grey at work. I usually just wear a black shirt and pants on a night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

place a open bottle of poppers under the table!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

My mum gave up making me go to parties that I didn't want to go to when I was about 20. Now I don't go anywhere if I don't want to. My family know I hate those family parties when you are supposed to be nice to people you never see and don't really like! Ha!

If I was having a party I would rather people just said they weren't coming than drag themselves along coz they feel they have to

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"place a open bottle of poppers under the table! "

Oh god this reminds me of years ago I had bought some from the market and was getting a lift home with my parents.. The bottle was damaged and the car stunk. I opened a window but my mum kept saying she felt funny and me and my oh at the time were in fits of hysterics in the back!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I can see why they invite you

You come across as though you would be the life and soul of any celebration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude your 30 either suck it up and go because family are important or just don't go.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I can see why they invite you

You come across as though you would be the life and soul of any celebration"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mum gave up making me go to parties that I didn't want to go to when I was about 20. Now I don't go anywhere if I don't want to. My family know I hate those family parties when you are supposed to be nice to people you never see and don't really like! Ha!

If I was having a party I would rather people just said they weren't coming than drag themselves along coz they feel they have to"

It's not just me that doesn't want to go. My mum, don't want to go either

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

If you came to a party of mine and sat playing games on your phone like a rude child, I'd invite you to leave and you definitely wouldn't be getting an invite again!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Can you swap shifts in work so you have to be there instead of going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No party my family goes to sucks. We make the party

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To be honest, if I wanted to go to a party, I would want to go to one where there is good food, good music and only people my own age

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"My mum gave up making me go to parties that I didn't want to go to when I was about 20. Now I don't go anywhere if I don't want to. My family know I hate those family parties when you are supposed to be nice to people you never see and don't really like! Ha!

If I was having a party I would rather people just said they weren't coming than drag themselves along coz they feel they have to

It's not just me that doesn't want to go. My mum, don't want to go either"

So let her say she doesn't want to go. I'm assuming you aren't attached to each other. At 30 years old (and I'm guessing she's at least 50) you are both old enough to politely turn down an invite rather than going and sitting there with a face like a slapped arse all night!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My mum gave up making me go to parties that I didn't want to go to when I was about 20. Now I don't go anywhere if I don't want to. My family know I hate those family parties when you are supposed to be nice to people you never see and don't really like! Ha!

If I was having a party I would rather people just said they weren't coming than drag themselves along coz they feel they have to

It's not just me that doesn't want to go. My mum, don't want to go either"

Then all say you're going and get food poisoning or something contagious the day before.

Go with a glad heart and willing to enjoy it and then just maybe you will enjoy it.

We've all had parties like that but there is usually someone there you don't hate who doesn't want to be there too and you join forces and have a good time.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Invite me as your plus 1 I will liven it up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you swap shifts in work so you have to be there instead of going?"

It's already booked off and I'm too late to change it now

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Good grief man you're 30 not bloody 12!!

Either go and attempt to make a decent night of it by socialising OR grow some balls and tell them you aren't going!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mum gave up making me go to parties that I didn't want to go to when I was about 20. Now I don't go anywhere if I don't want to. My family know I hate those family parties when you are supposed to be nice to people you never see and don't really like! Ha!

If I was having a party I would rather people just said they weren't coming than drag themselves along coz they feel they have to

It's not just me that doesn't want to go. My mum, don't want to go either

So let her say she doesn't want to go. I'm assuming you aren't attached to each other. At 30 years old (and I'm guessing she's at least 50) you are both old enough to politely turn down an invite rather than going and sitting there with a face like a slapped arse all night!! "

Oops. Forgot to add my dad and brother on that post as well so it's not just mum

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I love it when our family has massive get togethers,there are so many of us and we are spread all across the country so its just lovely when we all meet up for a party

Embrace the occasion and enjoy it,some people have no one in their lives

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Can you swap shifts in work so you have to be there instead of going?

It's already booked off and I'm too late to change it now"

Maybe you could hint that someone was sick and you needed to cover them without actually telling a lie.....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"My mum gave up making me go to parties that I didn't want to go to when I was about 20. Now I don't go anywhere if I don't want to. My family know I hate those family parties when you are supposed to be nice to people you never see and don't really like! Ha!

If I was having a party I would rather people just said they weren't coming than drag themselves along coz they feel they have to

It's not just me that doesn't want to go. My mum, don't want to go either

So let her say she doesn't want to go. I'm assuming you aren't attached to each other. At 30 years old (and I'm guessing she's at least 50) you are both old enough to politely turn down an invite rather than going and sitting there with a face like a slapped arse all night!!

Oops. Forgot to add my dad and brother on that post as well so it's not just mum"

Makes no difference. What I said still stands. You are all adults!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell em to fuck off ya busy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We did try. We really did but the relatives still want us to go anyway so we're pretty much fucked

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Bloody hell, grow a pair will you?

You're an adult, if you don't want to go, then don't go! Or go and attempt to enjoy yourselves. This isn't rocket science.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mum gave up making me go to parties that I didn't want to go to when I was about 20. Now I don't go anywhere if I don't want to. My family know I hate those family parties when you are supposed to be nice to people you never see and don't really like! Ha!

If I was having a party I would rather people just said they weren't coming than drag themselves along coz they feel they have to

It's not just me that doesn't want to go. My mum, don't want to go either

Then all say you're going and get food poisoning or something contagious the day before.

Go with a glad heart and willing to enjoy it and then just maybe you will enjoy it.

We've all had parties like that but there is usually someone there you don't hate who doesn't want to be there too and you join forces and have a good time.

"

If only it was that simple. Most of the people at the party will be in the 50s and 60s there will be no girls my age as they will have families of their own

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

It's just life. Sometimes we have to do things we don't want to.

It's not going to kill you, it's going to inconvenience you slightly for a few hours.

Crack on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just thought I'd give a live update at golden wedding anniversary party. I've been here since 3pm and so bored out of my head

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Should have taken your colouring book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just thought I'd give a live update at golden wedding anniversary party. I've been here since 3pm and so bored out of my head"

grow up little boy

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Just thought I'd give a live update at golden wedding anniversary party. I've been here since 3pm and so bored out of my head"

Go and talk to someone. Stop playing with your mobile - its rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People being together that long is an all too rare feat these days. It's should the subject of celebration not scorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An international trade committee party to watch Caroline Lucas give a talk!.

I love her to bits but fuck me even I feel sleep

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

I`ve got to the stage where all of my cousins or their offspring are now married. But at the time they were all getting spliced is when smoking was the norm and I spent many a night sat in the car because all the cigarette smoke used to make my eyes water so much! So for me you can say virtually every wedding reception I went to

There was a really crap swinger`s social I went to! It was held in a Weatherspoons pub in Enfield which was an old cinema with acoustics to match! The organiser chose to sit in the middle of the pub at not tell anyone where they were sat! I saw two groups of people who latched together and then eventually found the main party! All the two male organisers seemed to want to do was get blotto which they were when my friend and I left around 10.30pm!

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over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, you and your parents seemed determined to go under sufferance, based on your comments when starting this thread. If you go determined to have a miserable time and then post, almost gleefully, that you are having a miserable time how is that the fault of the party?

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Never

Life and soul me Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wifes' family have parties like this .. after first time I had to go with her and the attitude shown by her family it was the last time... But I told them in plain English what I thought of them and their "so-called" parties... Since then bliss no more invites

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews


"OP, you and your parents seemed determined to go under sufferance, based on your comments when starting this thread. If you go determined to have a miserable time and then post, almost gleefully, that you are having a miserable time how is that the fault of the party?

"

I feel sorry for the rest of the guests having to endure them. They were probably only invited because the organisers felt they had to, being family.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just got back and me and the family are so glad to be out of there. As soon as we sat down after being greeted, no one bothered talking to us

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Just got back and me and the family are so glad to be out of there. As soon as we sat down after being greeted, no one bothered talking to us"

Conversation is a two way process. They may have been waiting for you to say something.

Well, it's over now and the three of you can sit in perfect comfort moaning about the worst party you have ever attended.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Just got back and me and the family are so glad to be out of there. As soon as we sat down after being greeted, no one bothered talking to us"

I wonder why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Also what is with the attitude on here?

Its not like we were being miserable on purpose or anything. We knew that it was going to be a drag from the beginning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also what is with the attitude on here?

Its not like we were being miserable on purpose or anything. We knew that it was going to be a drag from the beginning. "

You knew it was going to be a drag from the beginning so it does sound like you were being miserable on purpose. Why not go with an open mind and some positivity?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Also what is with the attitude on here?

Its not like we were being miserable on purpose or anything. We knew that it was going to be a drag from the beginning. "

That's why you had a shit time. If you'd gone along happily, determined to have fun, you would have had fun. But you were determined to have a shit time so you did.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews


"You knew it was going to be a drag from the beginning so it does sound like you were being miserable on purpose. Why not go with an open mind and some positivity? "

This

The 'attitude' as you put it is probably because your posts sound like they've been written by Kevin the Teenager.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Just got back and me and the family are so glad to be out of there. As soon as we sat down after being greeted, no one bothered talking to us"

I'm not surprised.

You've probably all looked miserable as fuck since it started. Hardly inviting for people to wonder over and see how you are. Or maybe someone else there saw your thread and thought you were all best left to your own devices in the grumpy corner!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on. Cut me some slack. You just don't understand what me and the family have been through when it comes to these parties.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Come on. Cut me some slack. You just don't understand what me and the family have been through when it comes to these parties."

Most of us have done duty stints with family at some time or another. They come and go. It's not the end of the world and certainly not worth making a hoo ha about.

I'm being harsh because your attitude on this this thread has been that of a grumpy, spoilt child. I am sure you aren't like that really but I respond to the posts.

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By *ordic36Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Come on. Cut me some slack. You just don't understand what me and the family have been through when it comes to these parties."

Just get d*unk, man. If you cant't even do that, then don't call it a party.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on. Cut me some slack. You just don't understand what me and the family have been through when it comes to these parties.

Most of us have done duty stints with family at some time or another. They come and go. It's not the end of the world and certainly not worth making a hoo ha about.

I'm being harsh because your attitude on this this thread has been that of a grumpy, spoilt child. I am sure you aren't like that really but I respond to the posts.

"

You're right. I do apologize with how I responded on this thread. I guess I just have to think before I say anything on here. It's just with me having Aspergers, my social skills are not as good

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Come on. Cut me some slack. You just don't understand what me and the family have been through when it comes to these parties.

Most of us have done duty stints with family at some time or another. They come and go. It's not the end of the world and certainly not worth making a hoo ha about.

I'm being harsh because your attitude on this this thread has been that of a grumpy, spoilt child. I am sure you aren't like that really but I respond to the posts.

You're right. I do apologize with how I responded on this thread. I guess I just have to think before I say anything on here. It's just with me having Aspergers, my social skills are not as good"
your doing OK on the forums, you just put a dud thread up, we've all done it from time to time

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Come on. Cut me some slack. You just don't understand what me and the family have been through when it comes to these parties.

Most of us have done duty stints with family at some time or another. They come and go. It's not the end of the world and certainly not worth making a hoo ha about.

I'm being harsh because your attitude on this this thread has been that of a grumpy, spoilt child. I am sure you aren't like that really but I respond to the posts.

You're right. I do apologize with how I responded on this thread. I guess I just have to think before I say anything on here. It's just with me having Aspergers, my social skills are not as good"

That's ok. Relax and try and go to things with an open heart.

Have fun.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

im surprised you got an invite ...you werw determined to have a miserable time before you even got there ...what an attitude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on. Cut me some slack. You just don't understand what me and the family have been through when it comes to these parties.

Most of us have done duty stints with family at some time or another. They come and go. It's not the end of the world and certainly not worth making a hoo ha about.

I'm being harsh because your attitude on this this thread has been that of a grumpy, spoilt child. I am sure you aren't like that really but I respond to the posts.

You're right. I do apologize with how I responded on this thread. I guess I just have to think before I say anything on here. It's just with me having Aspergers, my social skills are not as good your doing OK on the forums, you just put a dud thread up, we've all done it from time to time"

Yeah. I guess its a lesson I have learned

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on. Cut me some slack. You just don't understand what me and the family have been through when it comes to these parties.

Most of us have done duty stints with family at some time or another. They come and go. It's not the end of the world and certainly not worth making a hoo ha about.

I'm being harsh because your attitude on this this thread has been that of a grumpy, spoilt child. I am sure you aren't like that really but I respond to the posts.

You're right. I do apologize with how I responded on this thread. I guess I just have to think before I say anything on here. It's just with me having Aspergers, my social skills are not as good

That's ok. Relax and try and go to things with an open heart.

Have fun."

Yeah I will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a swinging party once and had a lady lay into me mid fuck.. Apparently I should asked her permission before her husband shoved his cock in my mouth and his fingers in my pussy the most awkward part, was that he carried on and I struggled to speak whilst he fucked my mouth.... Whoopsy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone ever been to a party that totally sucked? I don't mean the swinging variety. I mean them normal parties that sometimes make you want to be anywhere else instead.

Me and the family have got to go to a relative's wedding anniversary in Derbyshire and what's worse is we have to spend a night at a hotel there and were a suit. We don't want to go but we have no choice. We even know the party is gonna be shit because its always been the same fucking thing with every party they invited us to in the past.

All we'll be doing is sat on a table with one drink completely bored off our heads hearing the DJ play the same boring music from decades ago and there will be a buffet that always has shit food that I won't eat anyway and we'll only talk to a few people we know, well my dad will anyway.

To be honest, I'd rather be at work than go to this fucking party but I like I said we have no but to go. "

How old are you, 16?

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