FabSwingers.com forum: PROFILE TEXT

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.

And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...

You're welcome

(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get messages now and then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're fabs sexiest man for the 16th feb 2015........

Who's the sexiest for the other 364 days of

2015

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're fabs sexiest man for the 16th feb 2015........

Who's the sexiest for the other 364 days of

2015

It's a rolling contract.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message once

Deleted it and blocked them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're fabs sexiest man for the 16th feb 2015........

Who's the sexiest for the other 364 days of

2015

That'll be me.....

.....in my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're fabs sexiest man for the 16th feb 2015........

Who's the sexiest for the other 364 days of

2015

Me.

*scratches bollocks, sniffs fingers then farts*

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"If you're fabs sexiest man for the 16th feb 2015........

Who's the sexiest for the other 364 days of

2015

Me.

*scratches bollocks, sniffs fingers then farts*"

Claire

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.

And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...

You're welcome

(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015)."

Your profiles amazing. Will have to take your word for it though, I read two lines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.

And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...

You're welcome

(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015)."

The reason you get so many is because of the referral system I have implemented. I get so inundated. I used to bat the ladies off with a shitty stick but now I just refer them to other male profiles they might find vaguely interesting.....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thankfully I can't see it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.

And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...

You're welcome

(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015).

True story.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I almost complimented you on it but your name told me there was no need.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thankfully I can't see it

My heart ACHES with sorrow

Let me just console myself by swimming in this sea of admiring bitches and hoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.

And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...

You're welcome

(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015).

True story. "

Obviously, I wouldn't have mentioned otherwise

Are you enjoying the cast offs or should I point them in another direction?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.

And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...

You're welcome

(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015).

True story.

Obviously, I wouldn't have mentioned otherwise

Are you enjoying the cast offs or should I point them in another direction? "

*Sigh* Someone's gotta give 'em attention. It's a tough job...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.

And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...

You're welcome

(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015)."

The bullshit is strong with this one...

And yet only five verifications in over a year. It must be what you say AFTER they compliment you on your profile that turns them off...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.

And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...

You're welcome

(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015).

The bullshit is strong with this one...

And yet only five verifications in over a year. It must be what you say AFTER they compliment you on your profile that turns them off... "

Obviously never occurred to you that the random messages I receive are from women on the other end of the country (or even the other end of the world, as was evident this morning when I received a message from a woman in New Zealand).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.

And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...

You're welcome

(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015).

The bullshit is strong with this one...

And yet only five verifications in over a year. It must be what you say AFTER they compliment you on your profile that turns them off...

Oh, and the fact I only wrote my current profile about a month ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen better. Can we say his name?

He's the 364 too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this joke is wearing a tad thin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this joke is wearing a tad thin

Funny for a while but just irritating now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"this joke is wearing a tad thin

Joke?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

All the time. Don't think I'll bother giving myself a badge for it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.

And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...

You're welcome

(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015)."

Jeeeeeez hun! Think you may be in danger of becoming a teensy weensy bit conceited!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you had to be over 18 to join?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*grabs popcorn*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You say all this shit but you only have 3 verifications

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

This went well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this joke is wearing a tad thin

Funny for a while but just irritating now."

yeap

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Lol this is how to make friends and influence people...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Keep 'em coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self-love can be a positive thing

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Seen better. Can we say his name?

He's the 364 too!

But I'm not a 'he'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure you need anybody else to butter up your ego you are doing a fine job of it yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a bit of a knob aren't you!!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Self-love can be a positive thing"

Yes, but requires a lot of tissues

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your a bit of a knob aren't you!!!

Affirmative

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A legend in his own lunchtime ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile text does exactly what I want!

Well almost all the time. The odd chance gets through and messages me from time to time, but I soon chase them away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen better. Can we say his name?

He's the 364 too!

But I'm not a 'he'

Sorry typo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this joke is wearing a tad thin

Joke?"

well if yer being serious you need help,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this joke is wearing a tad thin

Joke?

well if yer being serious you need help,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self-love can be a positive thing

Yes, but requires a lot of tissues

That's true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only a bit of fun not like one of his offensive rants.

Plus the penis pump is cutting off the blood flow to the poor fellas brain.

He's ok.

Just ok

Not exceptional.

A one day flash in the pan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes many compliment my profile to and all the pics of my 6pack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes many compliment my profile to and all the pics of my 6pack

Shag, you're the man around here. I bow down to your legendary status.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes many compliment my profile to and all the pics of my 6pack

Shag, you're the man around here. I bow down to your legendary status. "
Thanks and yes. It is quite original

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think it's all good fun, personally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think it's all good fun, personally.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I had a message once

Deleted it and blocked them"

Yeah, sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's all good fun, personally.

show us yer tits then,,go on get em out,,,,eh put em on the tabl.

juggle with them.

xxxx

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By *urvybrunette91Woman
over a year ago

tidworth

Ego, rest assured knowing I would have never messaged you, if it wasn't for your profile text. You arrogant man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ego, rest assured knowing I would have never messaged you, if it wasn't for your profile text. You arrogant man. "

But what about the time you said you wanted to eat doughnuts off my massive cock?

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By *urvybrunette91Woman
over a year ago

tidworth

"Ego, rest assured knowing I would have never messaged you, if it wasn't for your profile text. You arrogant man.

But what about the time you said you wanted to eat doughnuts off my massive cock? "

Shhhh... Ego - don't tell everyone my dirty fantasies.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I think it's all good fun, personally.

show us yer tits then,,go on get em out,,,,eh put em on the tabl.

juggle with them.

xxxx

I'm not bad at juggling with jugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's all good fun, personally.

show us yer tits then,,go on get em out,,,,eh put em on the tabl.

juggle with them.

xxxx

I'm not bad at juggling with jugs

lol I can picture that

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

saw this thread...... thought of you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2neJntjWVg

that is all........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say I've got on but my profile is wank tbh ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I've got the edge tbh

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By *uteguy06Man
over a year ago

Swindon

No compliments unfortunately, actually I don't think I have even ever had a message off a lady on here with out me messaging first!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"saw this thread...... thought of you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2neJntjWVg

that is all........

Ah, a wrestling fan, eh? There's many others you could've had too. "The Narcissist" Lex Luger, Mr Perfect, etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP...

One thing...

Loudest guy in the room is the weakest guy in the room.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP...

One thing...

Loudest guy in the room is the weakest guy in the room.

But those World's Strongest Man competitors make so many grunting noises.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"OP...

One thing...

Loudest guy in the room is the weakest guy in the room.

.....I think the phrase you were aiming for was "Empty vessels make the most noise."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP - I could imagine you singing Uptown Funk to yourself in the mirror everyday and dancing around in your underwear, admiring yourself!

"Got kiss myself I’m so pretty

I’m too hot (hot damn)

Called a police and a fireman

I’m too hot (hot damn)

Make a dragon wanna retire man

I’m too hot (hot damn)

Say my name you know who I am

I’m too hot (hot damn)

Am I bad 'bout that money

Break it down"

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"*grabs popcorn*

Yay... More popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen some posts in the threads by Men and they come across as right dickheads, If I was at the same social I would make sure I was as far away from them as its possible, But having a nose at their profiles and they say everything that a Woman wants to them to say, Articulate, Good personality Talented where it matters etc, A profile is a good first impression but you have to have more then that as people will see the real person in the end.

Oh and its not directed at anyone on the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the occasional compliment, I had an American wink this week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh I love lunatics

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Thankfully I can't see it

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

"How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.

And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...

You're welcome

(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015)."

You do make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*grabs popcorn*

Yay... More popcorn

SHARE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have seen some posts in the threads by Men and they come across as right dickheads, If I was at the same social I would make sure I was as far away from them as its possible, But having a nose at their profiles and they say everything that a Woman wants to them to say, Articulate, Good personality Talented where it matters etc, A profile is a good first impression but you have to have more then that as people will see the real person in the end.

Oh and its not directed at anyone on the thread"

Wheres ya popcprn?

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"*grabs popcorn*

Yay... More popcorn

SHARE!"

What's in it for us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*grabs popcorn*

Yay... More popcorn

SHARE!

What's in it for us?

Theres a hole in the bottom of the bucket.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I don't know what amuses me the most.

Your posts ... or the people that post on your threads only to say how much you annoy them and how you shouldn't post. Ironic.

Keep posting OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're fabs sexiest man for the 16th feb 2015........

Who's the sexiest for the other 364 days of

2015

It's a rolling contract. "

I thought knightslyr had taken your crown. Ooppppsssyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you imagine the bitchiness if a woman started this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you imagine the bitchiness if a woman started this thread!

Shush and get back in your wheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you imagine the bitchiness if a woman started this thread!

Shush and get back in your wheel

I knew a hamster might not be the best pic to use. You women might start thinking I'm hamster-sized!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"*grabs popcorn*

Yay... More popcorn

SHARE!

What's in it for us?

Theres a hole in the bottom of the bucket....."

No there isn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*grabs popcorn*

Yay... More popcorn

SHARE!

What's in it for us?

Theres a hole in the bottom of the bucket.....

No there isn't!

I bet you fished about for it though, didn't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whacky, zany humour doesn't do it for me. Always preferred dry, deadpan humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP I don't know what amuses me the most.

Your posts ... or the people that post on your threads only to say how much you annoy them and how you shouldn't post. Ironic.

Keep posting OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP I don't know what amuses me the most.

Your posts ... or the people that post on your threads only to say how much you annoy them and how you shouldn't post. Ironic.

Keep posting OP.

For me it's the latter....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whacky, zany humour doesn't do it for me. Always preferred dry, deadpan humour"

While what I posted, above, is true if it appeals to you and others (as I'm sure it does), keep posting OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lips zipped, forum ban last time!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Whacky, zany humour doesn't do it for me. Always preferred dry, deadpan humour"

You may like Patrick Draper from Nottingham, he's up and coming at the moment and is very dry and deadpan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants

Well duh, you do have a vagina, what do you expect?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I like the profile text. It's funny and made me giggle.....did Tina write it for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants

Well duh, you do have a vagina, what do you expect? "

A compliment would be nice without any other motive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants

Well duh, you do have a vagina, what do you expect?

A compliment would be nice without any other motive "

Men don't need to be impressed by a witty or humorous profile, just get your boobs out and make us a sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously this is a "look at my profile" thread... And no I didn't .. I've no need too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Obviously this is a "look at my profile" thread... And no I didn't .. I've no need too!"

Yes it is and no you don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're fabs sexiest man for the 16th feb 2015........

Who's the sexiest for the other 364 days of

2015

OP busy the rest of the year reading his messsages - no time for meets obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants

Well duh, you do have a vagina, what do you expect?

A compliment would be nice without any other motive "

Don't hold your breath....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants

Well duh, you do have a vagina, what do you expect?

A compliment would be nice without any other motive

Don't hold your breath....

I'm not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants

Well duh, you do have a vagina, what do you expect?

A compliment would be nice without any other motive

Don't hold your breath....

I'm not

If you want men to respect you as a person or to hold your personality in high regard, you'd probably be better off on a dating site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a few messages here n there despite my crappy profile blurb.

It's what happens after the initial contact that counts though.

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over a year ago

"I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants

Well duh, you do have a vagina, what do you expect?

A compliment would be nice without any other motive

Don't hold your breath....

I'm not

If you want men to respect you as a person or to hold your personality in high regard, you'd probably be better off on a dating site. "

Na I'm alright here thanks

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"I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants

Well duh, you do have a vagina, what do you expect?

A compliment would be nice without any other motive

Don't hold your breath....

I'm not

If you want men to respect you as a person or to hold your personality in high regard, you'd probably be better off on a dating site.

Na I'm alright here thanks

Fair dos. Now get naked and make me a sandwich, woman! *clicks fingers*.

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over a year ago

"I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants

Well duh, you do have a vagina, what do you expect?

A compliment would be nice without any other motive

Don't hold your breath....

I'm not

If you want men to respect you as a person or to hold your personality in high regard, you'd probably be better off on a dating site.

Na I'm alright here thanks

Fair dos. Now get naked and make me a sandwich, woman! *clicks fingers*."

*flashes boobies* sorry you missed it

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over a year ago

"Ahh I love lunatics

Ive a particular perchant for the odd, fruit and nut case too x

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over a year ago

"Whacky, zany humour doesn't do it for me. Always preferred dry, deadpan humour

You may like Patrick Draper from Nottingham, he's up and coming at the moment and is very dry and deadpan

Thanks for the tip

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"I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants

Well duh, you do have a vagina, what do you expect?

A compliment would be nice without any other motive "

You have great legs and an excellent command of the English language. And I have no ulterior motive. Matt

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over a year ago

I get quite a few compliments on my profile, would rather 'get it all out there' than waste everyone's time.

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over a year ago

Just had a read through, it is a good profile.

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