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Things that make you go ewwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What turns you off. Dirty finger nails ewww.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Cocks that have hair growing half way up the shaft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad breath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/02/15 12:35:52]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badly shaved vag ewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad teeth , body odour , general untidy appearance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cocks that have hair growing half way up the shaft "
giggidy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad teeth!! If they are blue or green then I'm out the door with a poor excuse!

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

London & North Wessex Downs

Whiffy bits - it's not as if you can tell someone outright that they probably have vaginitis ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Arrogance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong smell of cigarettes and greasy hair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arrogance."

That's me out then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Arrogance.

That's me out then."
Always exceptions to the rule you bleeding nuisance lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smells.

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By *inkyCouple1927Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Why can't women piss properly first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried separating a cheese toastie when it's cold??!

Oh...you didn't mean jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arrogance.

That's me out then. Always exceptions to the rule you bleeding nuisance lol "

You like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stray bits of toilet paper around the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clothes made from man made fibres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What turns you off. Dirty finger nails ewww."

Yes there's no need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forests of pubes around a cock. Spread arse cheeks. Vom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the photos on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't mean this thread-fab in general!

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By *oapysubmarineMan
over a year ago

rotherham

Uncleanliness , stuck up and arrogant peeps , attention seekers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men with long nails, bad breath

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

When you see a bum hole n its all brown around it.

Girls that look like Homer Simpson

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn't mean this thread-fab in general!"

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

seeing a puke pile on the pavement when walking to town on a sunday morning

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

When people spit

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Cocks that have hair growing half way up the shaft "

Mine are in dreadlocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scat porn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uncleanliness , stuck up and arrogant peeps , attention seekers "

Again, looks like I'm out (minus the uncleanliness).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of a story my old flatmate told me once!

He'd been out on the town by himself on the pull in his bananaman outfit...yes he used to do this! He said it was a great icebreaker as he'd pretend he'd lost his stag party...it bloody worked as well lol. Anyway...he'd met this girl, ended up back at her house. She'd gone upstairs to the bathroom to freshen up. He wanders into the kitchen and in his d*unk addled mind thought it would be a good idea to freshen up his bits using the dishcloth next to the sink. Skip ahead...they're both on the sofa in her front room...things get heated...she pulls his boxers off and prepares to go down on him... "eeewwwwww, why is there a baked bean in your pubes?"

Oh how I laughed (and promptly went out and bought a new set of dishcloths just in case!)

...and yes they still shagged lol (or so he told me anyway!)

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Bad teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reminds me of a story my old flatmate told me once!

He'd been out on the town by himself on the pull in his bananaman outfit...yes he used to do this! He said it was a great icebreaker as he'd pretend he'd lost his stag party...it bloody worked as well lol. Anyway...he'd met this girl, ended up back at her house. She'd gone upstairs to the bathroom to freshen up. He wanders into the kitchen and in his d*unk addled mind thought it would be a good idea to freshen up his bits using the dishcloth next to the sink. Skip ahead...they're both on the sofa in her front room...things get heated...she pulls his boxers off and prepares to go down on him... "eeewwwwww, why is there a baked bean in your pubes?"

Oh how I laughed (and promptly went out and bought a new set of dishcloths just in case!)

...and yes they still shagged lol (or so he told me anyway!)"

Quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would have to be bad teeth, but I could overlook it if she had an amazing pair of knockers. If they're all black and shit, then no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

25% of forum posts

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I get cautious with too much body spray - is it a masking technique? Even if not, too much fragrance is overbearing but can be showered off.

Stained clothes or stale smelling clothes, are off putting.

Unretractable foreskins are a no go.

Obviously any smelly personal parts and time to gag n run.

Infestations are not on.

Any home to be featured on obsessive hoarders won't do, thanks.

Shared homes without privacy. I've been there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What turns you off. Dirty finger nails ewww."

I agree

Feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad teeth!! If they are blue or green then I'm out the door with a poor excuse!"

Blue teeth ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy backs

Smelly people

Dirty or bitten nails

Smelly feet

Completely shaven guys (I don't want a pubescent boy/plucked turkey)

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By *aymondBaroneMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Not sure everyone will agree with this but tattoos. Especially chest plates on females or paw prints/cartoon character's on Boobs.

Not saying all tarts are bad just a majority turn me off

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

People who winge about others imperfections

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure everyone will agree with this but tattoos. Especially chest plates on females or paw prints/cartoon character's on Boobs.

Not saying all tarts are bad just a majority turn me off"

Have to disagree with you there. There's nothing sexier than an inked up lady!!

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

too much pubic hair and cocks that have got red sores all over them ..quite a few on here

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford


"seeing a puke pile on the pavement when walking to town on a sunday morning"

its a delicious breakfast 4 the pigeons

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

Breath like an ash tray. Halitosis in general but smoke is the pits.

Blokes who expect me to go down on them when they smell of piss.

Cum in my hair.

Anyone who smells like my dad.

Bleughhhbhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelly people! No excuse for it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tatty old underwear.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Scat porn."

Haha, did you have to view it to be sure!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant help but find this thread hilarious, we have some really funny people on here its nice to be a part of it all

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