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"It used to be ... as an administration fee uou need to pay 500 or whatever to set up the transaction. Oh no problem let me just arrange that for you" Sure! Shall I send you some moneys to do that for me?....I can afford it now dontcha know?  | |||
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"I've finally made it big time baby so have twenty, and I'll get ya a chippy tea too! Let's go nuts, gravy...peas...the works! . . . . Crap....I'm hungry now...... "PAHAHAHA I think the chippys are gonna be shut now, but i'll swing by yours with a double cheeseburger and fries and you can pay me back later - i know you're good for it  | |||
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"ooooo - lend us a tenner please "Fuck of ya bitch, I only wanted a fiver | |||
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"ooooo - lend us a tenner please
Fuck of ya bitch, I only wanted a fiver "but i'm greedy   | |||
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"ooooo - lend us a tenner please
Fuck of ya bitch, I only wanted a fiver "Oooh ya came in too low supes.... Tell you what, 'cos I is gonna be rich and all posh and that soon....how about a tenner and a sausage bun? | |||
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"Fair comment, you don't need any justification "She may need some placating though I reckon......you know these greedy girl types.....  | |||
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"I've finally made it big time baby so have twenty, and I'll get ya a chippy tea too! Let's go nuts, gravy...peas...the works! . . . . Crap....I'm hungry now......
PAHAHAHA I think the chippys are gonna be shut now, but i'll swing by yours with a double cheeseburger and fries and you can pay me back later - i know you're good for it "Totally! Soon as I release all my personal details to this fine honest lady I'll get ya back!
Might buy my own chippy the way things are looking!....you can eat free of course..... | |||
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"how about a tenner and a sausage bun? "It's a fiver and a sausage roll or nothing mister, I like my pastry | |||
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"Well some poor guy with the same surname as myself died and I'm the only person they could find to give the money to. Over 5 million, lucky me eh "High five! Something in the air tonight! What are the chances....two of us getting so lucky! | |||
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"how about a tenner and a sausage bun?
It's a fiver and a sausage roll or nothing mister, I like my pastry "Take the tenner and the bun, and buy a sausage roll and still be better off.... And what? One of those flaky sausage imposters over a real link bun?! I'm rich now....I can't be seen handing out mere fivers and I simply won't touch a sausage if it isn't hand made at my favourite little butcher in Henley and couriered up fresh every day.... | |||
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"Those sausages better be hand rolled on the thighs of virgins!! " Only on the thighs the most beautiful and impish virgins, whilst sat on the banks of the thames, weeping into the mix their tears while singing a beautifull death lament to the pig that gave it's life for those sausages.... | |||
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"Those sausages better be hand rolled on the thighs of virgins!! Only on the thighs the most beautiful and impish virgins, whilst sat on the banks of the thames, weeping into the mix their tears while singing a beautifull death lament to the pig that gave it's life for those sausages.... "Good man, love a rich guy with imagination and good taste | |||
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"Those sausages better be hand rolled on the thighs of virgins!! Only on the thighs the most beautiful and impish virgins, whilst sat on the banks of the thames, weeping into the mix their tears while singing a beautifull death lament to the pig that gave it's life for those sausages....
Good man, love a rich guy with imagination and good taste "One tries to keep ones standards high dear lady....so remember me if ever you seek a higher end bit of sausage...I shall always have a portion set by for you | |||
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"I could eat one of _hortie's thigh rolled sausages now.... " So could I actually......bloody made myself hungry banging on about chippy teas and sausages..... | |||
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"I could eat one of _hortie's thigh rolled sausages now.... So could I actually......bloody made myself hungry banging on about chippy teas and sausages..... "Tell you what.. you can have a thigh each - hows that??  | |||
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"Just a touch lol coffee soon xxx"I was pretty wobbly by the time you'd arrived even! Oops
But yeah, brew and a catch up would be good actually...seen some of your facebook updates, seems like you have lots to tell! | |||
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"I could eat one of _hortie's thigh rolled sausages now.... So could I actually......bloody made myself hungry banging on about chippy teas and sausages.....
Tell you what.. you can have a thigh each - hows that?? "We can meet in the middle! | |||
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"Tell you what.. you can have a thigh each - hows that??
We can meet in the middle! "Sounds like a plan | |||
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"I could eat one of _hortie's thigh rolled sausages now.... So could I actually......bloody made myself hungry banging on about chippy teas and sausages.....
Tell you what.. you can have a thigh each - hows that??
We can meet in the middle! "That is the plan will be like a real life scene from Lady and the Tramp - with a twist!! | |||
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"I could almost be a tramp, we just need to find a "lady" "yeah.. good luck with that | |||
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"I could almost be a tramp, we just need to find a "lady"
yeah.. good luck with that "Ok, scrub that then. *rushes off to find a tart | |||
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"I could almost be a tramp, we just need to find a "lady"
yeah.. good luck with that
Ok, scrub that then.
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"I could almost be a tramp, we just need to find a "lady"
yeah.. good luck with that
Ok, scrub that then.
*rushes off to find a tart
now theres a vacancy i can fill "I like your style, no more applications if you please | |||
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"My friends said I was naive to fall for that, according to them it's a scam...they'll be laughing on the other side of their faces when I'm living the high life soon...also looking forward to tonight, it was on Facebook that Led Zeppelin have reformed and they're doing a bit of a taster gig in my local just to get back into playing live "you buying me a ticket then | |||
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"Guys, you won't believe this, I woke up this morning to find 6.9 million dollars in my account and an email from a Senegalese lady telling me that it was redirected to me after someone in Lancaster told her to get fucked." ahh bet someones kicking themselves right now | |||
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"Guys, you won't believe this, I woke up this morning to find 6.9 million dollars in my account and an email from a Senegalese lady telling me that it was redirected to me after someone in Lancaster told her to get fucked." Lend us a tenner? | |||
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"how about a tenner and a sausage bun?
It's a fiver and a sausage roll or nothing mister, I like my pastry
Take the tenner and the bun, and buy a sausage roll and still be better off....
And what? One of those flaky sausage imposters over a real link bun?!
I'm rich now....I can't be seen handing out mere fivers and I simply won't touch a sausage if it isn't hand made at my favourite little butcher in Henley and couriered up fresh every day.... "realest of real talks: the butcher in Henley is so freaking good, its where my family get Christmas dinner and sides of smoked salmon....... I just came in my pants. | |||
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"I can't believe you have all this money now and no one is talking about shoes "If ego maniac lends me some cash I'll buy you any pair you like and place them on yer feet myself mi dear | |||
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"how about a tenner and a sausage bun?
It's a fiver and a sausage roll or nothing mister, I like my pastry
Take the tenner and the bun, and buy a sausage roll and still be better off....
And what? One of those flaky sausage imposters over a real link bun?!
I'm rich now....I can't be seen handing out mere fivers and I simply won't touch a sausage if it isn't hand made at my favourite little butcher in Henley and couriered up fresh every day....
realest of real talks: the butcher in Henley is so freaking good, its where my family get Christmas dinner and sides of smoked salmon.......
I just came in my pants."Foooooooooooood! You making breakfast love! | |||
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"They make the emails deliberately stupid/ spelling mistakes etc so that intelligent people delete them. Suggestible/ vulnerable people will reply- those are the ones they want, as they are more likely to fall for the scam. They don't want to be inundated with 'no thanks' mails. "Do folk actually follow up on these though? I know people can be gullable but reallly? I mean.... I might just paint a metal box black, cut a slot in it and write 'gullibility test, £5.00' on top of it.....I'll make a mint if folk really are so stupid | |||
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"They make the emails deliberately stupid/ spelling mistakes etc so that intelligent people delete them. Suggestible/ vulnerable people will reply- those are the ones they want, as they are more likely to fall for the scam. They don't want to be inundated with 'no thanks' mails.
Do folk actually follow up on these though? I know people can be gullable but reallly? I mean....
I might just paint a metal box black, cut a slot in it and write 'gullibility test, £5.00' on top of it.....I'll make a mint if folk really are so stupid "Change 'gullibility' to - 'Sex Appeal - please give generously!!' You'll make a freakin' fortune. You're welcome | |||
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"They make the emails deliberately stupid/ spelling mistakes etc so that intelligent people delete them. Suggestible/ vulnerable people will reply- those are the ones they want, as they are more likely to fall for the scam. They don't want to be inundated with 'no thanks' mails.
Do folk actually follow up on these though? I know people can be gullable but reallly? I mean....
I might just paint a metal box black, cut a slot in it and write 'gullibility test, £5.00' on top of it.....I'll make a mint if folk really are so stupid
Change 'gullibility' to - 'Sex Appeal - please give generously!!'
You'll make a freakin' fortune.
You're welcome "this time next year _hortie...we'll be millionaires! | |||
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"They make the emails deliberately stupid/ spelling mistakes etc so that intelligent people delete them. Suggestible/ vulnerable people will reply- those are the ones they want, as they are more likely to fall for the scam. They don't want to be inundated with 'no thanks' mails.
Do folk actually follow up on these though? I know people can be gullable but reallly? I mean....
I might just paint a metal box black, cut a slot in it and write 'gullibility test, £5.00' on top of it.....I'll make a mint if folk really are so stupid "Some do mail back. Possibly the elderly/ people that aren't street wise. Bit like workmen that ask to check the kitchen taps for electric, while one is in a different room nicking the person's purse/ life savings under the mattress. | |||
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"I can't believe you have all this money now and no one is talking about shoes
If ego maniac lends me some cash I'll buy you any pair you like and place them on yer feet myself mi dear "My rates of interest are better than his  | |||
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"They make the emails deliberately stupid/ spelling mistakes etc so that intelligent people delete them. Suggestible/ vulnerable people will reply- those are the ones they want, as they are more likely to fall for the scam. They don't want to be inundated with 'no thanks' mails.
Do folk actually follow up on these though? I know people can be gullable but reallly? I mean....
I might just paint a metal box black, cut a slot in it and write 'gullibility test, £5.00' on top of it.....I'll make a mint if folk really are so stupid
Some do mail back. Possibly the elderly/ people that aren't street wise.
Bit like workmen that ask to check the kitchen taps for electric, while one is in a different room nicking the person's purse/ life savings under the mattress. "I'm aware of the distraction technique that some crooks use...dodgy gits. And yeah, perhaps your right, I don't know anyone personally who's likely to fall for such a thing (i hope!) I guess I forget some folk are a litle more overly trusting/nieve/unaware..... Must feel awfull getting caught out by one of these tricksters... | |||
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"I can't believe you have all this money now and no one is talking about shoes
If ego maniac lends me some cash I'll buy you any pair you like and place them on yer feet myself mi dear
My rates of interest are better than his "Ooooh......suddenly it's become a buyers market.....I like this
Ego maniac says (probably) that he can lend me a grand, and after interest etc that I can pay him back seventeen quid and I have to buy him a goldfish, so that's what your aiming to beat | |||
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"I have been on a mission for several years on here to source a reversing goldfish, sadly to no avail "if you find one! I'm yours....he can shove his standard goldfish! | |||
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"I have been on a mission for several years on here to source a reversing goldfish, sadly to no avail
if you find one! I'm yours....he can shove his standard goldfish! "Will make a concerted effort now, you know I want you  | |||
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"I would love to receive one of those emails. I'd enter into correspondence expressing my enthusiasm and try to string them along as long as possible, using not good grammar and speling misstakes. Or, I'd say I wanted to discuss it over the phone and give them the number of someone who advertises theirs on their profile "She gave me the the number for the local 'pastor' to confirm who she was....I was half tempted to crank call them but it would have cost a fortune! If they have a manned phone...with someone acting as pastor on the end...I'm guessing this is an organised blag and I'll have just got one of the maybe thousands of e mails they sent out...bloody scoundrels. | |||
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"I have been on a mission for several years on here to source a reversing goldfish, sadly to no avail
if you find one! I'm yours....he can shove his standard goldfish!
Will make a concerted effort now, you know I want you "I'd take a recording of a goldfish played backwards too | |||
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"I'd take a recording of a goldfish played backwards too "If I put a goldfish bowl on a turntable (doesn't have to be in the microwave) complete with castle and everything, (making sure it's facing the right way) can I then say it's reversing | |||
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"I'd take a recording of a goldfish played backwards too
If I put a goldfish bowl on a turntable (doesn't have to be in the microwave) complete with castle and everything, (making sure it's facing the right way) can I then say it's reversing "That might work....got a couple od turntables there mate? Didn't have you down as a dj! | |||
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"Feeling left out now because no-one's tried to scam me!! "If you send me a £500 quid admin fee I can soon have you scammed no worries....c'mon.....join the masses | |||
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"I'm rich! Finally! Received a lovely email today from a lady in Senegal, she is a very wealthy woman but due to various troubles in her country she needs to move her money away before the government get their hands on it and she's chosen my current account to pop it into! 6.9 million u.s dollars no less and she says ten percent will be mine for my troubles! All she wants is my full name, d.o.b, and occupation before we can swap bank details.... . . . . . . Christ.....do people really fall for this? Thought this was old hat by now and I'd never get one of these e mails. Seems I'm loved by scammers with a taste for all things retro " Take the money, use your 10% to buy a Beretta, and when they come to collect, blow the fuckers away, I'll do it for you for 5% | |||
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"I can't believe you have all this money now and no one is talking about shoes
If ego maniac lends me some cash I'll buy you any pair you like and place them on yer feet myself mi dear
My rates of interest are better than his
Ooooh......suddenly it's become a buyers market.....I like this
Ego maniac says (probably) that he can lend me a grand, and after interest etc that I can pay him back seventeen quid and I have to buy him a goldfish, so that's what your aiming to beat "I don't remember agreeing to this. | |||
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"I can't believe you have all this money now and no one is talking about shoes
If ego maniac lends me some cash I'll buy you any pair you like and place them on yer feet myself mi dear
My rates of interest are better than his
Ooooh......suddenly it's become a buyers market.....I like this
Ego maniac says (probably) that he can lend me a grand, and after interest etc that I can pay him back seventeen quid and I have to buy him a goldfish, so that's what your aiming to beat
I don't remember agreeing to this. "Well you did drink the other goldfish's water.... and the gin and the rohypnol..... | |||
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"I can't believe you have all this money now and no one is talking about shoes
If ego maniac lends me some cash I'll buy you any pair you like and place them on yer feet myself mi dear
My rates of interest are better than his
Ooooh......suddenly it's become a buyers market.....I like this
Ego maniac says (probably) that he can lend me a grand, and after interest etc that I can pay him back seventeen quid and I have to buy him a goldfish, so that's what your aiming to beat
I don't remember agreeing to this.
Well you did drink the other goldfish's water....
and the gin
and the rohypnol....."Ah, it's all coming back to me now. Last thing I remember is the Rohypnol and Christos's ballsack on my face. | |||
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"I'm rich! Finally! Received a lovely email today from a lady in Senegal, she is a very wealthy woman but due to various troubles in her country she needs to move her money away before the government get their hands on it and she's chosen my current account to pop it into! 6.9 million u.s dollars no less and she says ten percent will be mine for my troubles! All she wants is my full name, d.o.b, and occupation before we can swap bank details.... . . . . . . Christ.....do people really fall for this? Thought this was old hat by now and I'd never get one of these e mails. Seems I'm loved by scammers with a taste for all things retro " You lucky bastard does she have a friend id love to get rich and this is a certainty can i give you my details to pass on to her ill give you £100 k as a thankyou when she pays up | |||
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"I'm rich! Finally! Received a lovely email today from a lady in Senegal, she is a very wealthy woman but due to various troubles in her country she needs to move her money away before the government get their hands on it and she's chosen my current account to pop it into! 6.9 million u.s dollars no less and she says ten percent will be mine for my troubles! All she wants is my full name, d.o.b, and occupation before we can swap bank details.... . . . . . . Christ.....do people really fall for this? Thought this was old hat by now and I'd never get one of these e mails. Seems I'm loved by scammers with a taste for all things retro Take the money, use your 10% to buy a Beretta, and when they come to collect, blow the fuckers away, I'll do it for you for 5% "You lucked out....I've got a nice single barrel greener I have earmarked for the job | |||
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"I'm rich! Finally! Received a lovely email today from a lady in Senegal, she is a very wealthy woman but due to various troubles in her country she needs to move her money away before the government get their hands on it and she's chosen my current account to pop it into! 6.9 million u.s dollars no less and she says ten percent will be mine for my troubles! All she wants is my full name, d.o.b, and occupation before we can swap bank details.... . . . . . . Christ.....do people really fall for this? Thought this was old hat by now and I'd never get one of these e mails. Seems I'm loved by scammers with a taste for all things retro You lucky bastard does she have a friend id love to get rich and this is a certainty can i give you my details to pass on to her ill give you £100 k as a thankyou when she pays up "I'll ask......you best p.m me all your personal and financial details just in case | |||
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"I can't believe you have all this money now and no one is talking about shoes
If ego maniac lends me some cash I'll buy you any pair you like and place them on yer feet myself mi dear "*claps hands excitedly* hello kitty ones please | |||
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"I can't believe you have all this money now and no one is talking about shoes
If ego maniac lends me some cash I'll buy you any pair you like and place them on yer feet myself mi dear
My rates of interest are better than his
Ooooh......suddenly it's become a buyers market.....I like this
Ego maniac says (probably) that he can lend me a grand, and after interest etc that I can pay him back seventeen quid and I have to buy him a goldfish, so that's what your aiming to beat
I don't remember agreeing to this.
Well you did drink the other goldfish's water....
and the gin
and the rohypnol.....
Ah, it's all coming back to me now. Last thing I remember is the Rohypnol and Christos's ballsack on my face. "How's that new 'face cream' working for ya? | |||
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"I can't believe you have all this money now and no one is talking about shoes
If ego maniac lends me some cash I'll buy you any pair you like and place them on yer feet myself mi dear
My rates of interest are better than his
Ooooh......suddenly it's become a buyers market.....I like this
Ego maniac says (probably) that he can lend me a grand, and after interest etc that I can pay him back seventeen quid and I have to buy him a goldfish, so that's what your aiming to beat
I don't remember agreeing to this.
Well you did drink the other goldfish's water....
and the gin
and the rohypnol.....
Ah, it's all coming back to me now. Last thing I remember is the Rohypnol and Christos's ballsack on my face.
How's that new 'face cream' working for ya? "I feel like a new man. | |||
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"I can't believe you have all this money now and no one is talking about shoes "read my mind!!! Christos, you coming for a roast and a spot of shoe shopping now your a millionaire? after busting my ankle i still cant walk in high heels very well, but they can just be for showing off... | |||
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"I'm rich! Finally! Received a lovely email today from a lady in Senegal, she is a very wealthy woman but due to various troubles in her country she needs to move her money away before the government get their hands on it and she's chosen my current account to pop it into! 6.9 million u.s dollars no less and she says ten percent will be mine for my troubles! All she wants is my full name, d.o.b, and occupation before we can swap bank details.... . . . . . . Christ.....do people really fall for this? Thought this was old hat by now and I'd never get one of these e mails. Seems I'm loved by scammers with a taste for all things retro You lucky bastard does she have a friend id love to get rich and this is a certainty can i give you my details to pass on to her ill give you £100 k as a thankyou when she pays up
I'll ask......you best p.m me all your personal and financial details just in case "No need to PM veryone in the world is honest arent they and you never know by posting my details on here i think my account will overflow with people rushing to deposit money in there, lifes just great happy days | |||
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"I'm rich! Finally! Received a lovely email today from a lady in Senegal, she is a very wealthy woman but due to various troubles in her country she needs to move her money away before the government get their hands on it and she's chosen my current account to pop it into! 6.9 million u.s dollars no less and she says ten percent will be mine for my troubles! All she wants is my full name, d.o.b, and occupation before we can swap bank details.... . . . . . . Christ.....do people really fall for this? Thought this was old hat by now and I'd never get one of these e mails. Seems I'm loved by scammers with a taste for all things retro " How lovely of her, what a kind lady, I've also inherited squillions via email, just don't know what to do with it all | |||
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"I can't believe you have all this money now and no one is talking about shoes
If ego maniac lends me some cash I'll buy you any pair you like and place them on yer feet myself mi dear
My rates of interest are better than his
Ooooh......suddenly it's become a buyers market.....I like this
Ego maniac says (probably) that he can lend me a grand, and after interest etc that I can pay him back seventeen quid and I have to buy him a goldfish, so that's what your aiming to beat
I don't remember agreeing to this.
Well you did drink the other goldfish's water....
and the gin
and the rohypnol.....
Ah, it's all coming back to me now. Last thing I remember is the Rohypnol and Christos's ballsack on my face. "Mumbling something about "teabags" as you went under.... | |||
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"I'm rich! Finally! Received a lovely email today from a lady in Senegal, she is a very wealthy woman but due to various troubles in her country she needs to move her money away before the government get their hands on it and she's chosen my current account to pop it into! 6.9 million u.s dollars no less and she says ten percent will be mine for my troubles! All she wants is my full name, d.o.b, and occupation before we can swap bank details.... . . . . . . Christ.....do people really fall for this? Thought this was old hat by now and I'd never get one of these e mails. Seems I'm loved by scammers with a taste for all things retro Take the money, use your 10% to buy a Beretta, and when they come to collect, blow the fuckers away, I'll do it for you for 5%
You lucked out....I've got a nice single barrel greener I have earmarked for the job "Oh well, worth a try | |||
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"I can't believe you have all this money now and no one is talking about shoes
If ego maniac lends me some cash I'll buy you any pair you like and place them on yer feet myself mi dear
*claps hands excitedly* hello kitty ones please "Just had a look on line....there are some indecently sexy hello kitty stilettos! | |||
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"I can't believe you have all this money now and no one is talking about shoes read my mind!!!
Christos, you coming for a roast and a spot of shoe shopping now your a millionaire? after busting my ankle i still cant walk in high heels very well, but they can just be for showing off... "Another roast? You a secret feeder? Still full off the last one
But now shoe shopping....that sounds spot on, even if they are just for decoration! Love a bit of shopping for heels so I do | |||
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"I'm rich! Finally! Received a lovely email today from a lady in Senegal, she is a very wealthy woman but due to various troubles in her country she needs to move her money away before the government get their hands on it and she's chosen my current account to pop it into! 6.9 million u.s dollars no less and she says ten percent will be mine for my troubles! All she wants is my full name, d.o.b, and occupation before we can swap bank details.... . . . . . . Christ.....do people really fall for this? Thought this was old hat by now and I'd never get one of these e mails. Seems I'm loved by scammers with a taste for all things retro How lovely of her, what a kind lady, I've also inherited squillions via email, just don't know what to do with it all "Lets pool it and run off together | |||
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"I'm rich! Finally! Received a lovely email today from a lady in Senegal, she is a very wealthy woman but due to various troubles in her country she needs to move her money away before the government get their hands on it and she's chosen my current account to pop it into! 6.9 million u.s dollars no less and she says ten percent will be mine for my troubles! All she wants is my full name, d.o.b, and occupation before we can swap bank details.... . . . . . . Christ.....do people really fall for this? Thought this was old hat by now and I'd never get one of these e mails. Seems I'm loved by scammers with a taste for all things retro Take the money, use your 10% to buy a Beretta, and when they come to collect, blow the fuckers away, I'll do it for you for 5%
You lucked out....I've got a nice single barrel greener I have earmarked for the job
Oh well, worth a try "Always worth a go..... You shoot? If you don't mind my being nosey? | |||
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"I'm rich! Finally! Received a lovely email today from a lady in Senegal, she is a very wealthy woman but due to various troubles in her country she needs to move her money away before the government get their hands on it and she's chosen my current account to pop it into! 6.9 million u.s dollars no less and she says ten percent will be mine for my troubles! All she wants is my full name, d.o.b, and occupation before we can swap bank details.... . . . . . . Christ.....do people really fall for this? Thought this was old hat by now and I'd never get one of these e mails. Seems I'm loved by scammers with a taste for all things retro You lucky bastard does she have a friend id love to get rich and this is a certainty can i give you my details to pass on to her ill give you £100 k as a thankyou when she pays up
I'll ask......you best p.m me all your personal and financial details just in case
No need to PM veryone in the world is honest arent they and you never know by posting my details on here i think my account will overflow with people rushing to deposit money in there, lifes just great happy days "Might pop my details on my profile then....saves all the faffing about sending them to people....good call! | |||
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"I once had someone try to scam me on a car I was selling. Offered to pay full asking price; stating that once cheque had cleared I was ti arrange tge shipping if my car to whichever country they were in - oh and they were acting as an agent for someone else. What astounded me was the sheer arrogance. No first message askibg if I would be willing to sell ti foreign buyer or ship abroad. Some of these scams are so transparent you often wonder how stupid these people think we are" The unfortunate thing I guess is that it must occasionally work....given that these scams go round for years and years.....I feel for the victims but there is a part of me that wants to say 'really!?....you fell for that?!' | |||
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"I wont be greedy but could you see yourself clear to buy me a cream cake wrapped in tenners please" A very large one....double wrapped in none sequential tens.....how's that for you? | |||
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"I can't believe you have all this money now and no one is talking about shoes
If ego maniac lends me some cash I'll buy you any pair you like and place them on yer feet myself mi dear
*claps hands excitedly* hello kitty ones please
Just had a look on line....there are some indecently sexy hello kitty stilettos! "Ohhhhhhh I want some of those - I can't walk in heels but I am guessing if I can stand still and bend over I am sorted | |||
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"My friends said I was naive to fall for that, according to them it's a scam...they'll be laughing on the other side of their faces when I'm living the high life soon...also looking forward to tonight, it was on Facebook that Led Zeppelin have reformed and they're doing a bit of a taster gig in my local just to get back into playing live "How odd....apparently the Beatles have reformed their full original lineup and are in Lancaster next week...Elvis is supporting them too apparently...could be a good gig if ya fancy? | |||
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"I can't believe you have all this money now and no one is talking about shoes
If ego maniac lends me some cash I'll buy you any pair you like and place them on yer feet myself mi dear
*claps hands excitedly* hello kitty ones please
Just had a look on line....there are some indecently sexy hello kitty stilettos!
Ohhhhhhh I want some of those - I can't walk in heels but I am guessing if I can stand still and bend over I am sorted "I would buy you some if it wasn't seriously weird
And either that or if you could point them at the ceiling, that'd work too | |||
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"I can't believe you have all this money now and no one is talking about shoes read my mind!!!
Christos, you coming for a roast and a spot of shoe shopping now your a millionaire? after busting my ankle i still cant walk in high heels very well, but they can just be for showing off...
Another roast? You a secret feeder? Still full off the last one
well you said you were hungry on other thread so thought it might tempt you....
shoes are my shopping weekness...
But now shoe shopping....that sounds spot on, even if they are just for decoration! Love a bit of shopping for heels so I do " | |||
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