FabSwingers.com forum: top tips for single guys.

By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

Its easy getting laid if you are a single fella on here.

1.Loads of cock pics.

If you read the advice from people in forums then THIS IS A MUST.

2.Make sure you cock is as unimpressive as can be.especially if you get all artistic,and you frame your bizarre shaped penis with your toilet. you've just made so many vaginas explode with moist on fab by showing your creative artistic streak.imagine what you can do with that brilliant mind!

3.Pretend to be a girl

Obviously this is a no brainer.the easiest way to get laid is to pretend you have a vagina,and then just pretend your cock is a strap on when you do meet and you have to get your vagina out.just mention your on hormone replacement therapy at the moment,and that why you don't look as feminine as your pics suggest.

4.pretend to be part of a couple with only pics of your cock on your profile.this is another banker because when you turn up at my house I'm definitely going to let you in for a session.i understand "she's" ill.

5.put up posts in the forum complaining of not getting verified i.e laid.This is especially pertinent if you have no pics,and no information what so ever on your profile,and have been a member for a day or two.The surest way to conquer that vagina is to piss and moan in the most anonymous fashion possible.again a no brainer really.bitches be getting moist from that crazy shit.

6.have really imaginative usernames that really leave the seats soaked after the ladies have stood up.really misogynistic ones go down a treat on here like slutbanger,cockforsluts..women find the demeaning way you view them as big a turn on as cock in toilet pics.

I'm sure the forum members can add to my fab pulling guide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great advice sure to be inundated with messages

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

After two weeks of being a member, post on the forum calling all the single women 'bitches' and 'up themselves' because their knickers didn't drop off when you messaged them.

Messages should be NO MORE THAN three words. 'Fancy a fuck' is all women need to get wet n wild.

Have full on face pics that look like mug shots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's today's top tip don't suggest "yours" will fit better!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for writing this lovely post I shall take on board all of the points....... Just as soon as I stop laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its about demographics, all who wanna fuck me are up north, from Manchester and Newcastle and beyond to scotland. I need to relocate, the lasses there is so horney

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"After two weeks of being a member, post on the forum calling all the single women 'bitches' and 'up themselves' because their knickers didn't drop off when you messaged them.

Messages should be NO MORE THAN three words. 'Fancy a fuck' is all women need to get wet n wild.

Have full on face pics that look like mug shots."

Looking like a miserable raping serial killer!I cant believe I did not think of that!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckin' goldmine this is! Why haven't I been doing this all the time!

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Here's today's top tip don't suggest "yours" will fit better!!!!! "

Yeah but I'm sure mine will though..something you need to consider..

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Thank you for writing this lovely post I shall take on board all of the points....... Just as soon as I stop laughing

Its the welsh way,we love to help

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By *ercher01Man
over a year ago

Winsford

"Here's today's top tip don't suggest "yours" will fit better!!!!! "

Do you know how many msg your going to get trying to explain that it will ? Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a table spoon of coconut oil in your bath for smooth, soft skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's today's top tip don't suggest "yours" will fit better!!!!!

Do you know how many msg your going to get trying to explain that it will ? Lmfao

It's easily dealt with by speed blocking.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Tell women ir's their loss or be abusive if they dare say no thanks.

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Its about demographics, all who wanna fuck me are up north, from Manchester and Newcastle and beyond to scotland. I need to relocate, the lasses there is so horney

Scotland seems to be the land of horny women alright!

A surprising amount of naughtiness in wales to

thank the lord!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Posting your phone number on your status will result in many calls from hot, horny women.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

3.Pretend to be a girl"

Have pm'd the OP a pic of me being a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did both of you come up with these words of wisdom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you for writing this lovely post I shall take on board all of the points....... Just as soon as I stop laughing

Its the welsh way,we love to help

Loan me Cath and that strap-on for a few hours I am pretty sure that would be a huge help

(Apologies couldn't resist )

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Tell women ir's their loss or be abusive if they dare say no thanks."

Insulting women from behind a keyboard has had me knee deep in clunge for years..cant believe it hasn't caught on with the fabsters really

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

3.Pretend to be a girl

Have pm'd the OP a pic of me being a girl

Retract that statement as I am a man and can't message the OP

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"Posting your phone number on your status will result in many calls from hot, horny women.

Yes all my minutes are used from constantly pestering men who lut numbers on.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Getting an unsolicited 'can I cum on your tits?' message is something the ladies love since it stands out amongst the 'fancy a fuk?' and 'sexy' messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This whole thread is making me re-think my attempts at being polite and friendly in a first message trying to see if the other person/persons have any interest in me before diving into the fancy a fuck message all that wasted time !!!

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Posting your phone number on your status will result in many calls from hot, horny women.

I've been so tempted to start texting the desperados for a laugh..i wonder if I could get one of em to fall in love with me from texting alone..

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Getting an unsolicited 'can I cum on your tits?' message is something the ladies love since it stands out amongst the 'fancy a fuk?' and 'sexy' messages.

Damn right it does ligeria...and those tits are made for single men's cum..you must be loving the attention!

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Thank you for writing this lovely post I shall take on board all of the points....... Just as soon as I stop laughing

Its the welsh way,we love to help

Loan me Cath and that strap-on for a few hours I am pretty sure that would be a huge help

(Apologies couldn't resist )"

One of Caths fantasies is to take a man with her strap on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you for writing this lovely post I shall take on board all of the points....... Just as soon as I stop laughing

Its the welsh way,we love to help

Loan me Cath and that strap-on for a few hours I am pretty sure that would be a huge help

(Apologies couldn't resist )

One of Caths fantasies is to take a man with her strap on!"

I saw your post in the Pegging thread further down the list

Just volunteering to save your arse

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Send all of your photos to someone with a one line message and then take the hump when they don't immediately return the favour.

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Getting an unsolicited 'can I cum on your tits?' message is something the ladies love since it stands out amongst the 'fancy a fuk?' and 'sexy' messages.

Or when someone likes all your pics..hint hint cough cough now come and shag me!

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"Posting your phone number on your status will result in many calls from hot, horny women.

I've been so tempted to start texting the desperados for a laugh..i wonder if I could get one of em to fall in love with me from texting alone.."

Without exchanging face pics

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Posting your phone number on your status will result in many calls from hot, horny women.

I've been so tempted to start texting the desperados for a laugh..i wonder if I could get one of em to fall in love with me from texting alone..

Without exchanging face pics "

Easily done on here I reckon

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Send all of your photos to someone with a one line message and then take the hump when they don't immediately return the favour.

Is this not standard etiquette for singles on fab?

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Don't forget the if a lady is on line at stupid o'clock she's sitting in her stockings and suspenders full make up and basque just gagging for it.

Claire

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Don't forget the if a lady is on line at stupid o'clock she's sitting in her stockings and suspenders full make up and basque just gagging for it.

Claire "

And if you're staying in a hotel and just struck out at the bar, sending her a message at 11.30pm demanding that she comes over will work. Every time.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Suggested profiles for guaranteed meets:

Will fill in later

Big kok 4 bitches

Married but wife doesn't understand my needs

45 year old virgin needs sex. Can accommodate when parents go out.

This site sux

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