FabSwingers.com forum: Diesel or Statham

By *arlock69 OP Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

I've been hitting the gym a lot lately and results are happening and due to this my Mrs would like it if I got to the size of Vin Diesel but a discussion with her friend (another fabster) over several glasses of wine, the friend thinks I should aim for Jason Statham kind of size...so ladies who shall it be Diesel or Statham?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of my friends - Statham is the consensus is build.

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Statham. He wears a suit well, has a great body and is fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been hitting the gym a lot lately and results are happening and due to this my Mrs would like it if I got to the size of Vin Diesel but a discussion with her friend (another fabster) over several glasses of wine, the friend thinks I should aim for Jason Statham kind of size...so ladies who shall it be Diesel or Statham?

Def Statham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stathom, he's the full package. And delicious!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I like both men equally. However, in a day to day world I would be more likely to approach a Statham look a like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christos, are you reading this? Bitches would go crazy for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Statham, Statham, Statham, all the way x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Statham is ok but too scrawny for my liking.. Screw diesel go for the fuck! Damn i could imagine climbing all over that mans muscles and throwing me round the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Statham is the real deal

Diesel is just a ghey actor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christos, are you reading this? Bitches would go crazy for you."

I am now

I'm glad statham's popular.....when we were together (he had to spend six months mirroring my looks and style etc) he was genuinely such a nice guy...he's one person that I honestly don't mind living in my shadow....go jase!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christos, are you reading this? Bitches would go crazy for you.

I am now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Statham is the real deal

Diesel is just a ghey actor

He tries a bit hard.....it's like the director has told him

'for this scene....and every scene throughout this movie, I need you to be cool and hard....that's both cool plus hard at the same time....can you do that vin?'

And no.....no he can't...tries though bless him

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Stratham... Mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christos, are you reading this? Bitches would go crazy for you.

I am now

Ahem!.....Well squeeze me, macaroni and slap his face with your baloni, hot digity dog! Think there's a new fantasy in the making right there, whoop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there even any hair on that overgrown baby's (Diesel) body?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wantedcumslut, I absolutely adore your diction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christos, are you reading this? Bitches would go crazy for you.

I am now

Can you join in on this egomaniac too, would be spiffing if you could see your way to indulging my sorry ass wet dream fantasy, but ive got admit, it would be at the top of my top 10 favourites in my wank bank, for sure! Cheeky grin x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christos, are you reading this? Bitches would go crazy for you.

I am now

Ahem!.....Well squeeze me, macaroni and slap his face with your baloni, hot digity dog! Think there's a new fantasy in the making right there, whoop! "

You want me to squeeze your macaroni (slang for boobs maybe?) And slap you with my baloni? My hot dog is your fantasy?

Speak in straight lines lass and just say what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wantedcumslut, I absolutely adore your diction."

Hmmm, dictation! Such filthy conitationswith this word! Grrrrrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wantedcumslut, I'd be happy to join in your fantasy if I knew what it actually was!

Seems to be food-related though, and that's across other threads too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christos, are you reading this? Bitches would go crazy for you.

I am now

Ahem!.....Well squeeze me, macaroni and slap his face with your baloni, hot digity dog! Think there's a new fantasy in the making right there, whoop!

You want me to squeeze your macaroni (slang for boobs maybe?) And slap you with my baloni? My hot dog is your fantasy?

Speak in straight lines lass and just say what you mean

There are infinite possibilities to this my dear fellow! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wantedcumslut, I'd be happy to join in your fantasy if I knew what it actually was!

Seems to be food-related though, and that's across other threads too!"

Yeah! I must be having impure thoughts whilst being hungry, or simply just indugent both above with a heady mix of sploshing deviancy, who knows. But it sounds mighty fine to this little filly, which ever way you interpret it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christos, are you reading this? Bitches would go crazy for you.

I am now

Ahem!.....Well squeeze me, macaroni and slap his face with your baloni, hot digity dog! Think there's a new fantasy in the making right there, whoop!

You want me to squeeze your macaroni (slang for boobs maybe?) And slap you with my baloni? My hot dog is your fantasy?

Speak in straight lines lass and just say what you mean

There are infinite possibilities to this my dear fellow! X

I have infinite time to hear them (between delivering high value packages at high speed and rigging illegal boxing matches with brad pitt obviously)

Come, let's sit under your display of numerous Olympic medals and discuss these possibilities!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think she wants to see us sword-fight, Christos. Wouldn't be the first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christos, are you reading this? Bitches would go crazy for you.

I am now

Ahem!.....Well squeeze me, macaroni and slap his face with your baloni, hot digity dog! Think there's a new fantasy in the making right there, whoop!

You want me to squeeze your macaroni (slang for boobs maybe?) And slap you with my baloni? My hot dog is your fantasy?

Speak in straight lines lass and just say what you mean

There are infinite possibilities to this my dear fellow! X

I have infinite time to hear them (between delivering high value packages at high speed and rigging illegal boxing matches with brad pitt obviously)

Come, let's sit under your display of numerous Olympic medals and discuss these possibilities!

Hang on, I'll just get my rubber crotchless panties ( no self respecting filly should be seen without hers) and join you! 5 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think she wants to see us sword-fight, Christos. Wouldn't be the first time

It's becoming a popular and much requested thing on fab these days...can't really blame folk though can ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Statham all day long!

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over a year ago

"Christos, are you reading this? Bitches would go crazy for you.

I am now

Ahem!.....Well squeeze me, macaroni and slap his face with your baloni, hot digity dog! Think there's a new fantasy in the making right there, whoop!

You want me to squeeze your macaroni (slang for boobs maybe?) And slap you with my baloni? My hot dog is your fantasy?

Speak in straight lines lass and just say what you mean

There are infinite possibilities to this my dear fellow! X

I have infinite time to hear them (between delivering high value packages at high speed and rigging illegal boxing matches with brad pitt obviously)

Come, let's sit under your display of numerous Olympic medals and discuss these possibilities!

Hang on, I'll just get my rubber crotchless panties ( no self respecting filly should be seen without hers) and join you! 5 mins

Rubber crotchless you say?

I see your opting for the disraction pants technique.....nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told I look like Vin Diesel a couple of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christos, are you reading this? Bitches would go crazy for you.

I am now

Ahem!.....Well squeeze me, macaroni and slap his face with your baloni, hot digity dog! Think there's a new fantasy in the making right there, whoop!

You want me to squeeze your macaroni (slang for boobs maybe?) And slap you with my baloni? My hot dog is your fantasy?

Speak in straight lines lass and just say what you mean

There are infinite possibilities to this my dear fellow! X

I have infinite time to hear them (between delivering high value packages at high speed and rigging illegal boxing matches with brad pitt obviously)

Come, let's sit under your display of numerous Olympic medals and discuss these possibilities!

Hang on, I'll just get my rubber crotchless panties ( no self respecting filly should be seen without hers) and join you! 5 mins

Rubber crotchless you say?

I see your opting for the disraction pants technique.....nice

Sir! I have a wealth of weaponry in my armoury lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think she wants to see us sword-fight, Christos. Wouldn't be the first time

Damn, can this filthy mental imagery get any better, phew, it appears I may be in need of a very cold shower!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think she wants to see us sword-fight, Christos. Wouldn't be the first time

Damn, can this filthy mental imagery get any better, phew, it appears I may be in need of a very cold shower!"

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I like both Statham and Diesel but I have for to throw Tom Hardy in the ring as well he is sooooooo hot and horny

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over a year ago

"I like both Statham and Diesel but I have for to throw Tom Hardy in the ring as well he is sooooooo hot and horny

I like you style, oooooh Tom hardy, statham and now egomaniac and Christos too. Holy dog poo, I'm gonna end up with a coronary if I'm not careful, I'd better get a mains adaptated vibe at this rate, ive used about 34 Duracell batteries already on this one already x

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Both!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I like both Statham and Diesel but I have for to throw Tom Hardy in the ring as well he is sooooooo hot and horny

I have had quite a few very wet and horny dreams about Tom Hardy and he has never disappointed me

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Vin Diesel for me, very sexy and love his voice. Saying that wouldn't kick Statham oot my bed though

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over a year ago

"Christos, are you reading this? Bitches would go crazy for you.

I am now

Ahem!.....Well squeeze me, macaroni and slap his face with your baloni, hot digity dog! Think there's a new fantasy in the making right there, whoop!

You want me to squeeze your macaroni (slang for boobs maybe?) And slap you with my baloni? My hot dog is your fantasy?

Speak in straight lines lass and just say what you mean

There are infinite possibilities to this my dear fellow! X

I have infinite time to hear them (between delivering high value packages at high speed and rigging illegal boxing matches with brad pitt obviously)

Come, let's sit under your display of numerous Olympic medals and discuss these possibilities!

Hang on, I'll just get my rubber crotchless panties ( no self respecting filly should be seen without hers) and join you! 5 mins

Rubber crotchless you say?

I see your opting for the disraction pants technique.....nice

Sir! I have a wealth of weaponry in my armoury lol x"

Like some kind of sexual distraction ninja!

Omg! Your not a student of the pussy ninjonians of Chinas Chang province are you?

I've heard terrible and dangerous things about them, they can crush a man's pelvis in one bounce!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Statham definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vin Diesel for me, very sexy and love his voice. Saying that wouldn't kick Statham oot my bed though

sorry that was incorrect! Better luck next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christos, are you reading this? Bitches would go crazy for you.

I am now

Ahem!.....Well squeeze me, macaroni and slap his face with your baloni, hot digity dog! Think there's a new fantasy in the making right there, whoop!

You want me to squeeze your macaroni (slang for boobs maybe?) And slap you with my baloni? My hot dog is your fantasy?

Speak in straight lines lass and just say what you mean

There are infinite possibilities to this my dear fellow! X

I have infinite time to hear them (between delivering high value packages at high speed and rigging illegal boxing matches with brad pitt obviously)

Come, let's sit under your display of numerous Olympic medals and discuss these possibilities!

Hang on, I'll just get my rubber crotchless panties ( no self respecting filly should be seen without hers) and join you! 5 mins

Rubber crotchless you say?

I see your opting for the disraction pants technique.....nice

Sir! I have a wealth of weaponry in my armoury lol x

Like some kind of sexual distraction ninja!

Omg! Your not a student of the pussy ninjonians of Chinas Chang province are you?

I've heard terrible and dangerous things about them, they can crush a man's pelvis in one bounce!! "

Busted! But don't tell anyone, it's taken me years to keep up the Sunday church goer image! Keep stum and I won't creep in through your window and crush you with my space hopping bounce x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Statham definitely

Correct answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christos, are you reading this? Bitches would go crazy for you.

I am now

Ahem!.....Well squeeze me, macaroni and slap his face with your baloni, hot digity dog! Think there's a new fantasy in the making right there, whoop!

You want me to squeeze your macaroni (slang for boobs maybe?) And slap you with my baloni? My hot dog is your fantasy?

Speak in straight lines lass and just say what you mean

There are infinite possibilities to this my dear fellow! X

I have infinite time to hear them (between delivering high value packages at high speed and rigging illegal boxing matches with brad pitt obviously)

Come, let's sit under your display of numerous Olympic medals and discuss these possibilities!

Hang on, I'll just get my rubber crotchless panties ( no self respecting filly should be seen without hers) and join you! 5 mins

Rubber crotchless you say?

I see your opting for the disraction pants technique.....nice

Sir! I have a wealth of weaponry in my armoury lol x

Like some kind of sexual distraction ninja!

Omg! Your not a student of the pussy ninjonians of Chinas Chang province are you?

I've heard terrible and dangerous things about them, they can crush a man's pelvis in one bounce!!

Busted! But don't tell anyone, it's taken me years to keep up the Sunday church goer image! Keep stum and I won't creep in through your window and crush you with my space hopping bounce x"

I'll try.....but the temptation to take the rapid yet happy death is strong....I'll get back to you on this one.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christos, are you reading this? Bitches would go crazy for you.

I am now

Ahem!.....Well squeeze me, macaroni and slap his face with your baloni, hot digity dog! Think there's a new fantasy in the making right there, whoop!

You want me to squeeze your macaroni (slang for boobs maybe?) And slap you with my baloni? My hot dog is your fantasy?

Speak in straight lines lass and just say what you mean

There are infinite possibilities to this my dear fellow! X

I have infinite time to hear them (between delivering high value packages at high speed and rigging illegal boxing matches with brad pitt obviously)

Come, let's sit under your display of numerous Olympic medals and discuss these possibilities!

Hang on, I'll just get my rubber crotchless panties ( no self respecting filly should be seen without hers) and join you! 5 mins

Rubber crotchless you say?

I see your opting for the disraction pants technique.....nice

Sir! I have a wealth of weaponry in my armoury lol x

Like some kind of sexual distraction ninja!

Omg! Your not a student of the pussy ninjonians of Chinas Chang province are you?

I've heard terrible and dangerous things about them, they can crush a man's pelvis in one bounce!!

Busted! But don't tell anyone, it's taken me years to keep up the Sunday church goer image! Keep stum and I won't creep in through your window and crush you with my space hopping bounce x

I'll try.....but the temptation to take the rapid yet happy death is strong....I'll get back to you on this one....."

Master space hopper says " live long and prosper" ........to be continued!

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Vin Diesel for me, very sexy and love his voice. Saying that wouldn't kick Statham oot my bed though

sorry that was incorrect! Better luck next time

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egomaniac + Wantedcumslut + Christos = spit roast.

That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Egomaniac + Wantedcumslut + Christos = spit roast.

That is all."

I'm often brandishing about my strapon my dear fellow, so this begs the question " who's going first on the spit roast" lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Statham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Egomaniac + Wantedcumslut + Christos = spit roast.

That is all.

I'm often brandishing about my strapon my dear fellow, so this begs the question " who's going first on the spit roast" lol x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologies to the OP, I appear to have hogged your post. I'll behave myself now and pipe down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like both Statham and Diesel but I have for to throw Tom Hardy in the ring as well he is sooooooo hot and horny

Oh yessss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vin Diesel much nicer looking, don't like Jason Statham.

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By *arlock69 OP Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

"Apologies to the OP, I appear to have hogged your post. I'll behave myself now and pipe down

Not a problem x

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over a year ago

"Apologies to the OP, I appear to have hogged your post. I'll behave myself now and pipe down

Not a problem x"

Spank the bitch, that'll learn her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vin Diesel much nicer looking, don't like Jason Statham."

Is there a specsavers by you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Egomaniac + Wantedcumslut + Christos = spit roast.

That is all.

I'm often brandishing about my strapon my dear fellow, so this begs the question " who's going first on the spit roast" lol x

'sup man? Just open your mind....and arse and mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Egomaniac + Wantedcumslut + Christos = spit roast.

That is all.

I'm often brandishing about my strapon my dear fellow, so this begs the question " who's going first on the spit roast" lol x

'sup man? Just open your mind....and arse and mouth

*Egomaniac is offline*.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Egomaniac + Wantedcumslut + Christos = spit roast.

That is all.

I'm often brandishing about my strapon my dear fellow, so this begs the question " who's going first on the spit roast" lol x

'sup man? Just open your mind....and arse and mouth

*Egomaniac is offline*."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Egomaniac + Wantedcumslut + Christos = spit roast.

That is all.

I'm often brandishing about my strapon my dear fellow, so this begs the question " who's going first on the spit roast" lol x

'sup man? Just open your mind....and arse and mouth

*Egomaniac is offline*."

Where you going, come back here!! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Egomaniac + Wantedcumslut + Christos = spit roast.

That is all.

I'm often brandishing about my strapon my dear fellow, so this begs the question " who's going first on the spit roast" lol x

'sup man? Just open your mind....and arse and mouth

*Egomaniac is offline*.

Where you going, come back here!! Lol x"

Your idea in the first place, chicken!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Egomaniac + Wantedcumslut + Christos = spit roast.

That is all.

I'm often brandishing about my strapon my dear fellow, so this begs the question " who's going first on the spit roast" lol x

'sup man? Just open your mind....and arse and mouth

*Egomaniac is offline*.

Where you going, come back here!! Lol x

Your idea in the first place, chicken!

The idea was to have you as the shish kebab in between our skewers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Egomaniac + Wantedcumslut + Christos = spit roast.

That is all.

I'm often brandishing about my strapon my dear fellow, so this begs the question " who's going first on the spit roast" lol x

'sup man? Just open your mind....and arse and mouth

*Egomaniac is offline*.

Where you going, come back here!! Lol x

Your idea in the first place, chicken!

The idea was to have you as the shish kebab in between our skewers. "

I don't say that I'm a multifaceted little filly for nothing you know!! Expect nothing but prepare for anything, with me my dear! You should have known this lol x

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Diesel by miles

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

*runs into the thread* Tom Hardy!!! *runs away giggling*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Egomaniac + Wantedcumslut + Christos = spit roast.

That is all.

I'm often brandishing about my strapon my dear fellow, so this begs the question " who's going first on the spit roast" lol x

'sup man? Just open your mind....and arse and mouth

*Egomaniac is offline*.

Where you going, come back here!! Lol x

Your idea in the first place, chicken!

The idea was to have you as the shish kebab in between our skewers.

I don't say that I'm a multifaceted little filly for nothing you know!! Expect nothing but prepare for anything, with me my dear! You should have known this lol x"

Fiery bugger ain't ya....got some fight....and a strap on....I like ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*runs into the thread* Tom Hardy!!! *runs away giggling*

Stop confusing the ruddy situation trouble!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Egomaniac + Wantedcumslut + Christos = spit roast.

That is all.

I'm often brandishing about my strapon my dear fellow, so this begs the question " who's going first on the spit roast" lol x

'sup man? Just open your mind....and arse and mouth

*Egomaniac is offline*.

Where you going, come back here!! Lol x

Your idea in the first place, chicken!

The idea was to have you as the shish kebab in between our skewers.

I don't say that I'm a multifaceted little filly for nothing you know!! Expect nothing but prepare for anything, with me my dear! You should have known this lol x

Fiery bugger ain't ya....got some fight....and a strap on....I like ya

I like her too. She's got spunk AND balls... and I like that in a woman.

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By *arlock69 OP Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

"*runs into the thread* Tom Hardy!!! *runs away giggling*

I just had to google who tom hardy is...pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Egomaniac + Wantedcumslut + Christos = spit roast.

That is all.

I'm often brandishing about my strapon my dear fellow, so this begs the question " who's going first on the spit roast" lol x

'sup man? Just open your mind....and arse and mouth

*Egomaniac is offline*.

Where you going, come back here!! Lol x

Your idea in the first place, chicken!

The idea was to have you as the shish kebab in between our skewers.

I don't say that I'm a multifaceted little filly for nothing you know!! Expect nothing but prepare for anything, with me my dear! You should have known this lol x

Fiery bugger ain't ya....got some fight....and a strap on....I like ya

I like her too. She's got spunk AND balls... and I like that in a woman. "

All women should have spunk and balls!

Preferably mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*runs into the thread* Tom Hardy!!! *runs away giggling*

I just had to google who tom hardy is...pmsl"

Played bane in the dark night rises! I would let that man do some freaky shit to me as bane....

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over a year ago

"Egomaniac + Wantedcumslut + Christos = spit roast.

That is all.

I'm often brandishing about my strapon my dear fellow, so this begs the question " who's going first on the spit roast" lol x

'sup man? Just open your mind....and arse and mouth

*Egomaniac is offline*.

Where you going, come back here!! Lol x

Your idea in the first place, chicken!

The idea was to have you as the shish kebab in between our skewers.

I don't say that I'm a multifaceted little filly for nothing you know!! Expect nothing but prepare for anything, with me my dear! You should have known this lol x

Fiery bugger ain't ya....got some fight....and a strap on....I like ya

I like her too. She's got spunk AND balls... and I like that in a woman. "

Have I? I must have missed these, best take a trip to the docs. Although I'd love nothing more than to be the proud owner of a real cock for 24 hours, I'd fuck anything that moved. When I die I'm coming back as a hot shemale porn star, so watch out everyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No contest...diesel everytime

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By *arlock69 OP Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

"Egomaniac + Wantedcumslut + Christos = spit roast.

That is all.

I'm often brandishing about my strapon my dear fellow, so this begs the question " who's going first on the spit roast" lol x

'sup man? Just open your mind....and arse and mouth

*Egomaniac is offline*.

Where you going, come back here!! Lol x

Your idea in the first place, chicken!

The idea was to have you as the shish kebab in between our skewers.

I don't say that I'm a multifaceted little filly for nothing you know!! Expect nothing but prepare for anything, with me my dear! You should have known this lol x

Fiery bugger ain't ya....got some fight....and a strap on....I like ya

I like her too. She's got spunk AND balls... and I like that in a woman.

So you wanna be Buck Angel then?

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over a year ago

Wantedcumslut, you don't want a cock, believe me. You'll just take endless pictures of it and send them to all the bitches and hoes on Fab. Ain't no muvvafukka got time fo' dat.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"*runs into the thread* Tom Hardy!!! *runs away giggling*

Stop confusing the ruddy situation trouble!

Make me!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"*runs into the thread* Tom Hardy!!! *runs away giggling*

I just had to google who tom hardy is...pmsl"

Nooooo he is gorgeous as a cage fighter

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By *arlock69 OP Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

"*runs into the thread* Tom Hardy!!! *runs away giggling*

I just had to google who tom hardy is...pmsl

Nooooo he is gorgeous as a cage fighter

Not seen any of his films...not heard of a few of them

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over a year ago

"Egomaniac + Wantedcumslut + Christos = spit roast.

That is all.

I'm often brandishing about my strapon my dear fellow, so this begs the question " who's going first on the spit roast" lol x

'sup man? Just open your mind....and arse and mouth

*Egomaniac is offline*.

Where you going, come back here!! Lol x

Your idea in the first place, chicken!

The idea was to have you as the shish kebab in between our skewers.

I don't say that I'm a multifaceted little filly for nothing you know!! Expect nothing but prepare for anything, with me my dear! You should have known this lol x

Fiery bugger ain't ya....got some fight....and a strap on....I like ya

I like her too. She's got spunk AND balls... and I like that in a woman.

So you wanna be Buck Angel then?"

I'll buck anything, great name lol x

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over a year ago

"Wantedcumslut, you don't want a cock, believe me. You'll just take endless pictures of it and send them to all the bitches and hoes on Fab. Ain't no muvvafukka got time fo' dat."

No I'll only whip it out at the last minute and say " suprise mother fucker" just kidding folks x

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By *arlock69 OP Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

"Wantedcumslut, you don't want a cock, believe me. You'll just take endless pictures of it and send them to all the bitches and hoes on Fab. Ain't no muvvafukka got time fo' dat.

No I'll only whip it out at the last minute and say " suprise mother fucker" just kidding folks x

You'd be at home wanking yourself silly like all blokes did when they were boys...

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"*runs into the thread* Tom Hardy!!! *runs away giggling*

I just had to google who tom hardy is...pmsl

Nooooo he is gorgeous as a cage fighter

Not seen any of his films...not heard of a few of them

To be fair I haven't seen any of them... Too fighty for me but I google him sometimes and drool. I do have major hot spots for Vin and Jason but there is something about Tom Hardy that makes me a bit wobbly inside.....that being if them or a lookalike came any where near me I would grab them with both hands and probably not let go

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over a year ago

"*runs into the thread* Tom Hardy!!! *runs away giggling*

Stop confusing the ruddy situation trouble!

Make me!

I would gladly try sandie! You know this

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"*runs into the thread* Tom Hardy!!! *runs away giggling*

Stop confusing the ruddy situation trouble!

Make me!

I would gladly try sandie! You know this

I am going to hold you to this one day soon......

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over a year ago

"*runs into the thread* Tom Hardy!!! *runs away giggling*

Stop confusing the ruddy situation trouble!

Make me!

I would gladly try sandie! You know this

I am going to hold you to this one day soon......

Let this act as a contract....whitnessed by all on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer Jason Statham... Fortunately I've kinda got one of my own! :D 3

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over a year ago

"Wantedcumslut, you don't want a cock, believe me. You'll just take endless pictures of it and send them to all the bitches and hoes on Fab. Ain't no muvvafukka got time fo' dat.

No I'll only whip it out at the last minute and say " suprise mother fucker" just kidding folks x

You'd be at home wanking yourself silly like all blokes did when they were boys...

I wank all day anyway x

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Can't stand Statham.

Vin Diesel on the other hand is fucking lush!

- Amy. x

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over a year ago

"I prefer Jason Statham... Fortunately I've kinda got one of my own! :D 3 "

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over a year ago

Omg both at same time xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jason stayfirm every time.... that man makes me moist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh Jason,he cooks a great breakfast

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over a year ago

"oh Jason,he cooks a great breakfast

Next time he is round can I get a autograph please lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't take diesel too seriously. He has a nose like David Schneider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diesel every time

I tried Statham and my car broke down

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By *arlock69 OP Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

"Wantedcumslut, you don't want a cock, believe me. You'll just take endless pictures of it and send them to all the bitches and hoes on Fab. Ain't no muvvafukka got time fo' dat.

No I'll only whip it out at the last minute and say " suprise mother fucker" just kidding folks x

You'd be at home wanking yourself silly like all blokes did when they were boys...

I wank all day anyway x"

Yeah yeah...prove it...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diesel everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Besides, statham looks a bit like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Statham. Fit as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do t think about how the campus guys look , just be the best version of yourself you can be , two guy can train the exact same work outs as each other for 5 years both look good but both look different , genetics will play a huge part , enjoy your journey bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think my van will run on Statham.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Whoops, I didn't even read the O.P, I just chose who gets my knickers wet.

Serious answer: Work out where YOU want to be and go for it, your body will do it's own thing.

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