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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Eureka! I sussed it! It's been bothering me for years but now I finally sussed it out.

What! What! I hear you all clamour!

Why women demand the toilet seat is put back down after men use the loo.

It's cos the underside is filthy cos you women piss all over it.

It can't be men doing it cos the SEAT IS UP when we go.

That leaves only one alternative. You girls spray everywhere, like a bitch marking her territory! And then ya don't wipe it afterwards and demand that we leave the seat down so as to hide all the evidence!

I feel so smug now hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear oh dear.......... im about to cover my ears...its going to get very noisey in here any min now lol xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well at least we don't aim at the floor as well,lol xxxxx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

please hold on all .........

be right back with freshly brewed coffee, croissants and butter....

going to sit back and savour every reply ....

3, 2, 1........ Go..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

think you'll find its cos you guys can't aim and piss all over the rim and we dont want to sit in piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"think you'll find its cos you guys can't aim and piss all over the rim and we dont want to sit in piss

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good answer... im with you all the way on this one......... i love some light entertainment in the mornings lmao......... xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"think you'll find its cos you guys can't aim and piss all over the rim and we dont want to sit in piss

totally agree

you lot pee everywhere ,

makes you wonder really...if you can miss a hole that big !!! wellll

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

I nominate Wishy to clean all our loos with his tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uh hang on a minute, as i live with a son, i can assure you, that you males mess the underside of the seat when you aim for that big hole and miss

so there "pokes tongue out"

Dont forget too that as you are aiming from a great height specially if you are 6ft 3in, its too much power after 15 pints

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

this is all going so well...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can't speak for other guys but my aim is straight and true - I've been practising for 43ish of my 45 years... which is why you don't have toilet seats on potties, cos you big girls are the same as little girls and pee all over the place.

We have a nice big shaft to get hold of to aim it properly whereas you lasses just have a wee little hole just below your clit for it to come out of and as soon as that warm jet hits ya little love button, that's it... you go all whoozy and think, "Fuck it, I'll just enjoy this and clear that mess up later... or blame it on HIM!"

Obviously, you know I'm just taking the piss here hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"think you'll find its cos you guys can't aim and piss all over the rim and we dont want to sit in piss

If the seat was down when men go I'd agree with you but when it's up, well, we'd have to work very hard to pee all over the underside of the seat and even if we do splash a little on the actual loo rim there are four rubber feet on the seat to keep the pee away from your delicates - which I beginning to think are not so delicate anymore. Filthy minxes!

I'm actually getting quite turned on now - oops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This brightening up my Sunday morning no end

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i didnt say that you piss all over the underside of the seat when its up, i was just giving a reason as to why we like you to put it down after you've done your business.

Another explanation for the dirty underside could be 'splashback' from other toilet use.

a little experiment, run a sink of water, get some stones, and drop them from a height into the water (if you want to be really anal you could measure the distance between the seat and the water in the loo nd make sure you drop said stones from the same height into the sink).

Now then children, what happens when the stones hit the water?? and what do we think the underside of the toilet seat is covered in now

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"i didnt say that you piss all over the underside of the seat when its up, i was just giving a reason as to why we like you to put it down after you've done your business.

Another explanation for the dirty underside could be 'splashback' from other toilet use.

Now then children, what happens when the stones hit the water?? and what do we think the underside of the toilet seat is covered in now

lol......

easier saying.. plop marks

xxxxxxx

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By *mcouple1Couple
over a year ago

nr warrington

"i didnt say that you piss all over the underside of the seat when its up, i was just giving a reason as to why we like you to put it down after you've done your business.

Another explanation for the dirty underside could be 'splashback' from other toilet use.

Now then children, what happens when the stones hit the water?? and what do we think the underside of the toilet seat is covered in now

Well theres the proof its us men all along . i know this because girls don,t Poo or trump everyone knows that . they have their fart gland removed at birth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eureka! I sussed it! It's been bothering me for years but now I finally sussed it out.

What! What! I hear you all clamour!

Why women demand the toilet seat is put back down after men use the loo.

It's cos the underside is filthy cos you women piss all over it.

It can't be men doing it cos the SEAT IS UP when we go.

I feel so smug now hehehe

Congratulations Siren.... Logic and determination to succeed must be one of the reasons why Wishy loves you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Congratulations Siren.... Logic and determination to succeed must be one of the reasons why Wishy loves you...

Um.... er.... fanx. I think.

Siren says, "Eh? What's he saying?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congratulations Siren.... Logic and determination to succeed must be one of the reasons why Wishy loves you...

Um.... er.... fanx. I think.

Siren says, "Eh? What's he saying?"

Oops! Sorry Wishy... Didnt click that you were the OP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Congratulations Siren.... Logic and determination to succeed must be one of the reasons why Wishy loves you...

Um.... er.... fanx. I think.

Siren says, "Eh? What's he saying?"

Oops! Sorry Wishy... Didnt click that you were the OP.

It's always me. Siren doesn't use the forums much, if at all. She reckons everytime she has the thread has died lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

* Dons tin hat *

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"* Dons tin hat *

check the rim first

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

If Women wouold just remember to put the seat back UP when they are finished, all this could be avoided.

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"If Women wouold just remember to put the seat back UP when they are finished, all this could be avoided."

euuuuuw who wants to touch that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don't complain about piss on the loo rim but i do insist that the SEAT IS DOWN and THEN flush. Just think of all them gems spraying in the air all over your tooth brush eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

thats is why us women want the loo seat down, i have told my hubby if i find it up i will clean the loo with his tooth brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congratulations Siren.... Logic and determination to succeed must be one of the reasons why Wishy loves you...

Um.... er.... fanx. I think.

Siren says, "Eh? What's he saying?"

Oops! Sorry Wishy... Didnt click that you were the OP.

It's always me. Siren doesn't use the forums much, if at all. She reckons everytime she has the thread has died lol

Note to self: 'Stop putting kisses on replies...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not guilty, as one who always always puts the seat down I cannot be accused of leaving it up.

Nor can I be accused of pissing anywhere but into the loo water because I always sit down when taking a pee unless I am using a urinal or tree

I worked out years ago that no matter where you aim it, no matter how sober you are, it has a mind of it's own, urinals are fine for that but toilets are just too small a target.

I also make sex last the full 2 minutes additionally I have chocolate in large quantities and a woman for other women to play with.

In short I am the perfect man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there is a couple who live in the same house, why does one, usually the female, ends up cleaning the toilet all the time?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Eureka! I sussed it! It's been bothering me for years but now I finally sussed it out.

What! What! I hear you all clamour!

Why women demand the toilet seat is put back down after men use the loo.

It's cos the underside is filthy cos you women piss all over it.

It can't be men doing it cos the SEAT IS UP when we go.

I feel so smug now hehehe

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Ahem...... i never moan about that Wishy , don't think i ever will...all part of a mans endearing charms...bless em the dears

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

"If there is a couple who live in the same house, why does one, usually the female, ends up cleaning the toilet all the time?

lol to most men it don`t look dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"If there is a couple who live in the same house, why does one, usually the female, ends up cleaning the toilet all the time?

And replacing the empty toilet rolls?

It seems its a feat that only I can achieve in this house

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"If there is a couple who live in the same house, why does one, usually the female, ends up cleaning the toilet all the time?

And replacing the empty toilet rolls?

It seems its a feat that only I can achieve in this house

thanks mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If there is a couple who live in the same house, why does one, usually the female, ends up cleaning the toilet all the time?

And replacing the empty toilet rolls?

It seems its a feat that only I can achieve in this house

I clean it mostly cos I can see when it needs cleaning cos the seat is UP when I use it.

As for changing the empty roll, the dispenser is next to the toilet so whoever uses the last of the old one puts a new one on.

Face it, women just slash 'n' dash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have absolutely no problems with toilet seats. I just piss in the sink... stops the flannel dryin' out ......aye .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eureka! I sussed it! It's been bothering me for years but now I finally sussed it out.

What! What! I hear you all clamour!

Why women demand the toilet seat is put back down after men use the loo.

It's cos the underside is filthy cos you women piss all over it.

It can't be men doing it cos the SEAT IS UP when we go.

I feel so smug now hehehe

I always thought it was so when a woman went for a piss in the night after a night on the town she didn't get her arse stuck in the porcelain when sitting down on the rim not the seat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe I've been thinking about this since I logged off. So i've come back. Im working out who should do what and why ...... ( yes I do have a life - but also a jackdaw mentality ) so tell me... WHY must men put the seat down ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meant UP.

Why do they put it up ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Do you know something, toilet seats being left up is the one time i go against my fellow sisters. For me it is the ultimate in ridiculous whinges (not saying any are on this thread but in life in general), it takes two damn seconds to put a toilet seat down, so many people bicker and argue over this and to me its the most trivial of things on this planet.

This is one of my pet hate subjects.

*Diamond climbs back of her high horse and finishes her rant*

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

And then goes for a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I meant UP.

Why do they put it up ?"

Why don't women leave both seat and the lid down. Most only leave the seat down and not the lid?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

easily resolved...

install a continental one..

well 2 bits for your feet and a hole in the ground.. and everyone squat.

I am very solution focused today xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"easily resolved...

install a continental one..

well 2 bits for your feet and a hole in the ground.. and everyone squat.

I am very solution focused today xx

They are more hygienic why don't we have them here?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Id be pissing into the kitchen if we did that

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Id be pissing into the kitchen if we did that

not during tea surely.. kinda off putting for the family.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I meant UP.

Why do they put it up ?

Why don't women leave both seat and the lid down. Most only leave the seat down and not the lid?"

If i left both down id piss myself before i got it open

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I meant UP.

Why do they put it up ?"

To prevent World War III

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id be pissing into the kitchen if we did that

That made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I meant UP.

Why do they put it up ?

Why don't women leave both seat and the lid down. Most only leave the seat down and not the lid?"

Siren's a stickler for that - both have to be down. Saves littleun going in head first at bath times I guess.

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By *ardybumsCouple
over a year ago

peekin under duvet is it safe?

"If there is a couple who live in the same house, why does one, usually the female, ends up cleaning the toilet all the time?

its in the small print of your marriage contract !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of you should be grateful the men are using the toilet, I know one friend whos partner has gone in the wardrobe after a few drinks, explain that one gents!

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