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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I am creating a thread where that film based on that book are BANNED.

Any contravention will lead to you being hog-tied and made to watch the film on a continuous loop for 50 hours.

It's a beautiful day today and even warm (ish and relatively) in the sunshine.

What's happening with your day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Started with a naughty phone call and has ended with me feeling sick eating too many cadburys mini eggs

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

My mate is coming over later and Im cooking for us, real proper, traditional Bangladeshi curry.

Im really nervous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going out mountain biking shortly then get back and have a nice steamy shower

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have pottered and mooched and read some of my book. Ir has been a lovely day. I am off out in a bit so I even straightened my hair, which I never normally bother doing.

Boring, but oh so necessary a nothing doing day.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Started with a naughty phone call and has ended with me feeling sick eating too many cadburys mini eggs"

Learn your lesson, leave MY fucking mini eggs alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been in a boring conference meeting all day...free now though so its getting better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been swimming, out for lunch and am just getting ready for a girls night out incorporating a certain film that we're not allowed to talk about....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I brought a huge bag - plenty for everyone I thought, me is bad and I'm sorry

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"I've been swimming, out for lunch and am just getting ready for a girls night out incorporating a certain film that we're not allowed to talk about....

Contravention - Get the rope!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've been swimming, out for lunch and am just getting ready for a girls night out incorporating a certain film that we're not allowed to talk about....

Skating on thin ice there...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I brought a huge bag - plenty for everyone I thought, me is bad and I'm sorry

Im very protective about them, if I see them in your basket/trolley in the supermarket, I return them to the shelf for when I want them.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I brought a huge bag - plenty for everyone I thought, me is bad and I'm sorry

Waitrose have them on BOGOF! I've got them and put them away in the cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I brought a huge bag - plenty for everyone I thought, me is bad and I'm sorry

Im very protective about them, if I see them in your basket/trolley in the supermarket, I return them to the shelf for when I want them."

But I would look after the next bag for you, promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taken the kids swimming - about to have a brew - then doing some cleaning and making a cottage pie - with pancakes for desert, naturelement!! Xx

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I brought a huge bag - plenty for everyone I thought, me is bad and I'm sorry

Im very protective about them, if I see them in your basket/trolley in the supermarket, I return them to the shelf for when I want them."

I'd better get protection for my cupboard then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I brought a huge bag - plenty for everyone I thought, me is bad and I'm sorry

Waitrose have them on BOGOF! I've got them and put them away in the cupboard.

Omg where are my car keys - I'm on my way

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I brought a huge bag - plenty for everyone I thought, me is bad and I'm sorry

Im very protective about them, if I see them in your basket/trolley in the supermarket, I return them to the shelf for when I want them.

But I would look after the next bag for you, promise"

Ok, just dont open it and dont hold it as a hostage

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Taken the kids swimming - about to have a brew - then doing some cleaning and making a cottage pie - with pancakes for desert, naturelement!! Xx

We have pancakes instead of food.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What's happening with your day?

Back from the dentist

Feeling numb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just dying my hair pink and blue. Already set off the smoke alarm while cooking, went out last night with the kids am a bit meh today and probably gonna head out with them again tonight, i prefer going out at night when they turn most lively and walk quicker.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm waiting for the sun to go down so I can take a photo that isn't of my new cat for my journal.

My car has been back to have the heated seats fixed for the fifth time so I'm looking forward to a warm bum on the way home.

I may even drive down to the beach after work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I brought a huge bag - plenty for everyone I thought, me is bad and I'm sorry

Im very protective about them, if I see them in your basket/trolley in the supermarket, I return them to the shelf for when I want them.

But I would look after the next bag for you, promise

Ok, just dont open it and dont hold it as a hostage"

Ooh will you pay a ransom?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I brought a huge bag - plenty for everyone I thought, me is bad and I'm sorry

Waitrose have them on BOGOF! I've got them and put them away in the cupboard.

Omg where are my car keys - I'm on my way"

Let me get my suit out and comb my hair or I wont even get past security in there

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What's happening with your day?

Back from the dentist

Feeling numb

Was your appointment at 2.30?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I brought a huge bag - plenty for everyone I thought, me is bad and I'm sorry

Im very protective about them, if I see them in your basket/trolley in the supermarket, I return them to the shelf for when I want them.

But I would look after the next bag for you, promise

Ok, just dont open it and dont hold it as a hostage

Ooh will you pay a ransom?"

No as I take the stance of the UK govt in regards to acts of terror, so i'll just bomb your house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I brought a huge bag - plenty for everyone I thought, me is bad and I'm sorry

Im very protective about them, if I see them in your basket/trolley in the supermarket, I return them to the shelf for when I want them.

But I would look after the next bag for you, promise

Ok, just dont open it and dont hold it as a hostage

Ooh will you pay a ransom?

No as I take the stance of the UK govt in regards to acts of terror, so i'll just bomb your house"

I live in a bomb proof house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finished packing and checking in for our little break. Decided to do a couple of hours as just sat twiddling my thumbs. Glad I came in. Lovely day and quite busy.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm waiting for the sun to go down so I can take a photo that isn't of my new cat for my journal.

My car has been back to have the heated seats fixed for the fifth time so I'm looking forward to a warm bum on the way home.

I may even drive down to the beach after work.

I find heated seats a very strange thing: it feels like I have wet myself.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I brought a huge bag - plenty for everyone I thought, me is bad and I'm sorry

Im very protective about them, if I see them in your basket/trolley in the supermarket, I return them to the shelf for when I want them.

But I would look after the next bag for you, promise

Ok, just dont open it and dont hold it as a hostage

Ooh will you pay a ransom?

No as I take the stance of the UK govt in regards to acts of terror, so i'll just bomb your house

I live in a bomb proof house"

I'll just shit in your ornamental pond/piss in your water tank

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Finished packing and checking in for our little break. Decided to do a couple of hours as just sat twiddling my thumbs. Glad I came in. Lovely day and quite busy. "

It was so lovely and light this morning I woke up before the alarm went off.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Finished packing and checking in for our little break. Decided to do a couple of hours as just sat twiddling my thumbs. Glad I came in. Lovely day and quite busy. "

Such a thumb twiddler

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What's happening with your day?

Back from the dentist

Feeling numb

Was your appointment at 2.30?"

Yes and you're the second person to ask me that? lol

Is there a British thing I don't know about?

tell me, tell me

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over a year ago

"Finished packing and checking in for our little break. Decided to do a couple of hours as just sat twiddling my thumbs. Glad I came in. Lovely day and quite busy.

It was so lovely and light this morning I woke up before the alarm went off.

It's a glorious day. Lots of tourists out and about and there is a jolly feel about the place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I brought a huge bag - plenty for everyone I thought, me is bad and I'm sorry

Im very protective about them, if I see them in your basket/trolley in the supermarket, I return them to the shelf for when I want them.

But I would look after the next bag for you, promise

Ok, just dont open it and dont hold it as a hostage

Ooh will you pay a ransom?

No as I take the stance of the UK govt in regards to acts of terror, so i'll just bomb your house

I live in a bomb proof house

I'll just shit in your ornamental pond/piss in your water tank"

No different to my dogs lol

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I brought a huge bag - plenty for everyone I thought, me is bad and I'm sorry

Im very protective about them, if I see them in your basket/trolley in the supermarket, I return them to the shelf for when I want them.

But I would look after the next bag for you, promise

Ok, just dont open it and dont hold it as a hostage

Ooh will you pay a ransom?

No as I take the stance of the UK govt in regards to acts of terror, so i'll just bomb your house

I live in a bomb proof house

I'll just shit in your ornamental pond/piss in your water tank

No different to my dogs lol"

I'll do a shit in your dogs water bowl.

I sound like a bonkers Colnel Gadaffi

Colnel Cartaffy

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm waiting for the sun to go down so I can take a photo that isn't of my new cat for my journal.

My car has been back to have the heated seats fixed for the fifth time so I'm looking forward to a warm bum on the way home.

I may even drive down to the beach after work.

I find heated seats a very strange thing: it feels like I have wet myself.

You're not the first to have said that. I love them. I drove from Edinburgh to Marrakech last year and had a warm bum the whole way! The team think I'm weird.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What's happening with your day?

Back from the dentist

Feeling numb

Was your appointment at 2.30?

Yes and you're the second person to ask me that? lol

Is there a British thing I don't know about?

tell me, tell me

Tooth-hurty

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Finished packing and checking in for our little break. Decided to do a couple of hours as just sat twiddling my thumbs. Glad I came in. Lovely day and quite busy.

It was so lovely and light this morning I woke up before the alarm went off.

It's a glorious day. Lots of tourists out and about and there is a jolly feel about the place. "

London at its best.

It just clicked with me today that I'm the same age as the modern London configuration. We're both 50 this year.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What's happening with your day?

Back from the dentist

Feeling numb

Was your appointment at 2.30?

Yes and you're the second person to ask me that? lol

Is there a British thing I don't know about?

tell me, tell me

Tooth-hurty

Lol Only took me 20 years to hear that one

You learn every day on Fab.

Merci

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I brought a huge bag - plenty for everyone I thought, me is bad and I'm sorry

Im very protective about them, if I see them in your basket/trolley in the supermarket, I return them to the shelf for when I want them.

But I would look after the next bag for you, promise

Ok, just dont open it and dont hold it as a hostage

Ooh will you pay a ransom?

No as I take the stance of the UK govt in regards to acts of terror, so i'll just bomb your house

I live in a bomb proof house

I'll just shit in your ornamental pond/piss in your water tank

No different to my dogs lol

I'll do a shit in your dogs water bowl.

I sound like a bonkers Colnel Gadaffi

Colnel Cartaffy

Me is thinking the Colnel needs some anger management

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been swimming, out for lunch and am just getting ready for a girls night out incorporating a certain film that we're not allowed to talk about....

Skating on thin ice there..."

Moi....?!

I'll get the rope...

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over a year ago

With the help of a friend I've hopefully sorted out an amazing surprise for the 2 best men in my life today,my OH and my son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ashamed to say I've done bugger all today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taken the kids swimming - about to have a brew - then doing some cleaning and making a cottage pie - with pancakes for desert, naturelement!! Xx

We have pancakes instead of food.

I'm at war with sugar at the moment! My middle child needed a filling last time. I was mortified!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Taken the kids swimming - about to have a brew - then doing some cleaning and making a cottage pie - with pancakes for desert, naturelement!! Xx

We have pancakes instead of food.

I'm at war with sugar at the moment! My middle child needed a filling last time. I was mortified!!

Apparently tooth decay is rearing its head again because of the amount of sugar in the food aimed at children.

Good luck.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ashamed to say I've done bugger all today

That sounds fine.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"With the help of a friend I've hopefully sorted out an amazing surprise for the 2 best men in my life today,my OH and my son

Good luck with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another hard day in work

But one more day then my Essex adventure will be over,

Saturday can't come quick enough

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Another hard day in work

But one more day then my Essex adventure will be over,

Saturday can't come quick enough

You've had an adventure in Essex?

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By *b586Couple
over a year ago

pemberton twp

Snow day here in New Jersey. We got 6 &1/2 inches here. Love a snow day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snow day here in New Jersey. We got 6 &1/2 inches here. Love a snow day! "

And I love six and a half inches!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Snow day here in New Jersey. We got 6 &1/2 inches here. Love a snow day! "

Get out and make a snow-person with a snow-dog and enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another hard day in work

But one more day then my Essex adventure will be over,

Saturday can't come quick enough

You've had an adventure in Essex?

Yes, I have been working down here on an off since October, But I have enjoyed my time staying in a hotel and the occasional visit to the sugar hut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snow day here in New Jersey. We got 6 &1/2 inches here. Love a snow day! "

I'm sooo jealous! We were in NYC over Christmas hoping for snow and there wasn't any

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Another hard day in work

But one more day then my Essex adventure will be over,

Saturday can't come quick enough

You've had an adventure in Essex?

Yes, I have been working down here on an off since October, But I have enjoyed my time staying in a hotel and the occasional visit to the sugar hut

Returning home is always good though. I enjoyed my time in Bristol but I'm glad to be back in London.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Another sunny day in London town tomorrow.

I'll have a lovely drive right across London to get to work with the sun in my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another hard day in work

But one more day then my Essex adventure will be over,

Saturday can't come quick enough

You've had an adventure in Essex?

OI!!

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