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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

If you were to horribly murder the poster above, what would be your weapon/method of choice and how would you dispose of the body.

Let's have some interesting ones to make me smile.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Tweezers and in a curry.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I forgot the ?

I definitely deserve murdering!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I forgot the ?

I definitely deserve murdering!

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scalpel,rat, needle and cotton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I have the hammer.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would do you in with a feather.....you would die laughing

Well ya wanted to smile

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

My Dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would do you in with a feather.....you would die laughing

Well ya wanted to smile

Hmm I think id lace stockings and lingerie with a poison that would slowly seep in! Mwahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would do you in with a feather.....you would die laughing

Well ya wanted to smile

Choking by dildo, then incinerate the body and use the remains with some great Jamaican green and bake a space cake to dish out at a peace conference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dodgy mains powered vibrator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit like basic instinct.... Tease them, fuck em, stab em with a ice pick then shove them in my chest freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cork screw in a wine bar..... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on their face for a little too long and suffocate them.....pain and pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Tea-Bagging with my extremely saggy ball bag.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Moany - on our mission back in time to shave the Kaiser's moustache, I'd push him off of my time travelling flying carpet as we were flying over Wipers, leaving him to fend for himself. Naturally I'd also take back the complimentary blackjacks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watch a lot of horror movies.

So I'd have to go all Freddy Kruger with my finger knives.

Dispose! I don't need too, they died in their sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watch a lot of horror movies.

So I'd have to go all Freddy Kruger with my finger knives.

Dispose! I don't need too, they died in their sleep."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just pay someone to do it for me....

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

"Sit on their face for a little too long and suffocate them.....pain and pleasure

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

"Bit like basic instinct.... Tease them, fuck em, stab em with a ice pick then shove them in my chest freezer

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Tasmanian Tiger - I would promote him as a boxer and set up a contest with Balrog from Street Fighter 2, or the Balrog from Moria, bet against him, then nobble him by inviting 5 select ladies from Fab to enter his changing room an hour before the fight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Dick"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Egomaniac, I would get a giant needle, prick you until your ego deflated, roll you up into a match box and drop the box in the river.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were to horribly murder the poster above, what would be your weapon/method of choice and how would you dispose of the body.

Let's have some interesting ones to make me smile.

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.Axe murdering!

At least your gloominess has lifted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Egomaniac, I would get a giant needle, prick you until your ego deflated, roll you up into a match box and drop the box in the river.

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Ohh yes almost forgot. Erm

Death by suffocating springs to mind.... Can't think why though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend leg of lamb, and then Sunday roast, the next day evidence gone vamoosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend leg of lamb, and then Sunday roast, the next day evidence gone vamoosh

Freind strike that lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend leg of lamb, and then Sunday roast, the next day evidence gone vamoosh

Freind strike that lol x"

Should read frozen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow torture for years wudnt actually kill keep them alive its much more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Egomaniac, I would get a giant needle, prick you until your ego deflated, roll you up into a match box and drop the box in the river.

You like me.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A friend leg of lamb, and then Sunday roast, the next day evidence gone vamoosh

Freind strike that lol x

Should read frozen

Lamb to the Slaughter, Roald Dahl.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Egomaniac, I would get a giant needle, prick you until your ego deflated, roll you up into a match box and drop the box in the river.

Ohh yes almost forgot. Erm

Death by suffocating springs to mind.... Can't think why though

I risk it every week at yoga.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend leg of lamb, and then Sunday roast, the next day evidence gone vamoosh

Freind strike that lol x

Should read frozen

Lamb to the Slaughter, Roald Dahl.

Yes brilliant book, and it was re-written by I can't remember who, but clever non the less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voodoo and a vanishing spell for my sista. Just setting to work converting a Barbie

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"A friend leg of lamb, and then Sunday roast, the next day evidence gone vamoosh

Freind strike that lol x

Should read frozen

Lamb to the Slaughter, Roald Dahl.

Yes brilliant book, and it was re-written by I can't remember who, but clever non the less"

I would arrange a meet with them and a squirter and watch them drown as she sits on their faces. Whilst they drown, we debate if it is pee or not.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Tina Titz, I'd fill your boobies with weights causing you to topple over and be snuffed out by said boobies.

I'd use your remains as a draught excluder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now this is a really bad way to go n wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.......

Khazouking,an ancient torture method used by the Ottoman empire.

A red hot poker up the rectum n out through the mouth/shoulder,a skilled torturer could do this without hitting any vital organs and the red hot poker would cauterize the wounds so the victim wouldn't bleed out.

Could take up to a couple of very painful days to die from this!!!!

As for disposing of the body I'd let the vultures take care of that......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend leg of lamb, and then Sunday roast, the next day evidence gone vamoosh

Freind strike that lol x

Should read frozen

Lamb to the Slaughter, Roald Dahl.

Yes brilliant book, and it was re-written by I can't remember who, but clever non the less

I would arrange a meet with them and a squirter and watch them drown as she sits on their faces. Whilst they drown, we debate if it is pee or not.

I don't know why? I talk to all you wicked people!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kill you with kindness

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

PP -

As you have artistic ability, I get you to paint a mad axe murderer. Following an incantation involving fruit salads this then comes to life and bumps you off, leaving the peelers flummoxed and me able to have engraved on your headstone that the pen is mightier than the sword.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Had a Triple Axe Murderer Walk past us in a Shopping Centre last year..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tweezers and in a curry.

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PP -

In that case I would also paint one of you in a mona lisa pose and watch you die of shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id drop a HUGE MASSIVE pink fluffy rabbit (full of anvils) from the sky n splatter you all to mush,,then sploosh all your splattered remains into a big big love heart.

that's nice innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a Triple Axe Murderer Walk past us in a Shopping Centre last year..

You could of at least said hello....I'm going for the qaudruple this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie u up and force u to watch eastenders till u want to kill urself.

Perfect murder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tie u up and force u to watch eastenders till u want to kill urself.

Perfect murder

Almost the same but the only way is Essex followed by a Geordie shore box set that should do the trick....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tie u up and force u to watch eastenders till u want to kill urself.

Perfect murder

Death by drudgery lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tie u up and force u to watch eastenders till u want to kill urself.

Perfect murder

Almost the same but the only way is Essex followed by a Geordie shore box set that should do the trick....

We could become serial killers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tie u up and force u to watch eastenders till u want to kill urself.

Perfect murder

Almost the same but the only way is Essex followed by a Geordie shore box set that should do the trick....

We could become serial killers

Equal opportunity serial killers though just to be politically correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tie u up and force u to watch eastenders till u want to kill urself.

Perfect murder

Almost the same but the only way is Essex followed by a Geordie shore box set that should do the trick....

We could become serial killers

Equal opportunity serial killers though just to be politically correct

Of course its the only way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tie u up and force u to watch eastenders till u want to kill urself.

Perfect murder

Almost the same but the only way is Essex followed by a Geordie shore box set that should do the trick....

We could become serial killers

Equal opportunity serial killers though just to be politically correct

Of course its the only way

Fabbed a couple of pics my partner in crime..great sunnies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tie u up and force u to watch eastenders till u want to kill urself.

Perfect murder

Almost the same but the only way is Essex followed by a Geordie shore box set that should do the trick....

We could become serial killers

Equal opportunity serial killers though just to be politically correct

Of course its the only way

Fabbed a couple of pics my partner in crime..great sunnies lol"

Thanks clyde

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Tie them up, drain all their blood out slowly. Then eat them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suffocation (no mess)

Disposal by letting the body dry out for a few days, cutting it up into small pices, bag it and put the bags into household waste bins on a lrge estate. If you do it the night before bin collecti8n, within 24 hours the bags will be buried or burned.

OK, just scared myself!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chop you up into manageable sizes and place you in a plastic drum. Then use Hyd

uoric acid to decompose you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hyperbaric chamber and dump the interior pressure... Then hose down.. next!

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