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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are your bad or most embarrassing swinging experiences?

Don't be shy now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be giving a bj just after a guy took a condom off. Tingly lips etc led to a full on panic attack thinking I had a latex allergy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple and started to play ! Nothing worse than starting to give a bj only to discover the guy clearly hadnt showered or bathed ! I soon put a stop to all of us playing ! Surely personal hygiene is a must ? Her !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was chatting to a lady to had a shower after her meet left. Next thing,mother doorbell rang, and she thought the guy had come back for more. So she put her see through nightie on with nothing underneath, answered the door to a UPS delivery man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing with another couple in a hotel room, it all got abit loud, next thing someone was banging on the door, kim eventually opened it, and it was the guy from the room next door telling us to keep the noise down. Him and his wife were on the next table at breakfast , and gave us some "disgusted" looks .

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By *utumnWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Trying to get down and sexy with a guy who stayed still, made no movement or sound other than small shallow breaths told him I wasn't into screwing a corpse got dressed and left!

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By * Busty HotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

Went to meet a couple and when we got there, and were invited in, the conversation began. She smiled a lot but never spoke a word during all this whilst he let us know that they'd just found out she was pregnant and that if it had been caught earlier, she would have had yet another termination.

We felt very uncomfortable and politely made our excuses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming home with one of my heels on, and another belonging to the lady we met and not noticing

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't say totally terrible...but lost my black pants in the dark room at Abfabs a few weeks back..impossible to locate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming home with one of my heels on, and another belonging to the lady we met and not noticing

Her"

Did you get it back? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming home with one of my heels on, and another belonging to the lady we met and not noticing

Her

Did you get it back? Lol"
lol yes we had to drive it back to London

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

met a couple there bedroom was as warm as a freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a meet with a guy that I knew was going to be bad within the first few minutes of meeting but because I'm so darn nice I saw it through to the bitter end.... worst sex ever... He was so stiff and rigid... not just his cock, whole body. No fluid movements, no throw down, no dirty talk, no passion. Worst finger fuck ever (that's all the foreplay consisted of) very dull and boring and the worst thing is.... He thought it was hot!!

*double thumbs down* lesson learned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming home with one of my heels on, and another belonging to the lady we met and not noticing

Her

Did you get it back? Lollol yes we had to drive it back to London

Her"

Haha good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming home with one of my heels on, and another belonging to the lady we met and not noticing

Her

Did you get it back? Lollol yes we had to drive it back to London

Her

Haha good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This weekend spent the night with a guy off here. Woke up at 6am being sick and spent the whole of Sunday in his bed asleep in between being sick all day. I had caught a sickness bug and was too poorly to move. Poor guy lol

and to top it off , all the way home I was being sick into a bag next to him lol ... Luckily it wasn't the first time we had met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had a bad or embarrassing experience as I've been seeing the same guy for 13 months.

But there was a moment, when straight after we'd had sex, I stood up and nearly passed out

he makes me feel like that every single time! Goddamn he's brilliant!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not the worst, but their kids were in bed asleep and woke up, one was ill. It was all over, so a disaster.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not the worst, but their kids were in bed asleep and woke up, one was ill. It was all over, so a disaster. "

Did they ask....who are these strangers in a state of undress - are you playing wrestling?

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

We managed to catch our duvet on fire, a combination of some candles being too close to the bed and all three of us being more than a bit distracted at the time.

It was a very hot night in more ways than one!

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

I was met by two guys in a limo, one I'd met before. We go for a drive, one of the guys warms me up in the back. We park in a very discrete car park and there I am with two blokes, neither of whom can get a hard on. One manages to cum over me. In the gloom I later feel the spunk on my top when I put it on again. Bleugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So talking to a guy for a while. Had a social then agreed to meet. He tells me to be on my dinning room table wearing black... I can confidently say I was obedient and was looking hot hot hot. So in he comes, bang on time. Takes one look at me (Hard as a rock) Comes over kisses me. Unzips my bask. Kisses me again. THEN CRIES!!!!!!!!!!!! Literally wept on his knees then left. Needless to say he is no longer on fab. Poor guy.

Anyway it was all to weird for any further comment. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So talking to a guy for a while. Had a social then agreed to meet. He tells me to be on my dinning room table wearing black... I can confidently say I was obedient and was looking hot hot hot. So in he comes, bang on time. Takes one look at me (Hard as a rock) Comes over kisses me. Unzips my bask. Kisses me again. THEN CRIES!!!!!!!!!!!! Literally wept on his knees then left. Needless to say he is no longer on fab. Poor guy.

Anyway it was all to weird for any further comment. lol "

I think we have a winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway it was all to weird for any further comment. lol

I think we have a winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had sex in a hotel, with a guy i met at the bar..Made a lot of noise..As i checked out in the morning a lady was complaining about the noise and demanding a refund..She said her husband was woken up and had to go for a walk because of it..Her husband was sat on a seat nearby and it was him I had been fucking..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a meet with a guy that I knew was going to be bad within the first few minutes of meeting but because I'm so darn nice I saw it through to the bitter end.... worst sex ever... He was so stiff and rigid... not just his cock, whole body. No fluid movements, no throw down, no dirty talk, no passion. Worst finger fuck ever (that's all the foreplay consisted of) very dull and boring and the worst thing is.... He thought it was hot!!

*double thumbs down* lesson learned

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Why did you keep going after the first few mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had sex in a hotel, with a guy i met at the bar..Made a lot of noise..As i checked out in the morning a lady was complaining about the noise and demanding a refund..She said her husband was woken up and had to go for a walk because of it..Her husband was sat on a seat nearby and it was him I had been fucking..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyway it was all to weird for any further comment. lol

I think we have a winner!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to clarify, as I have been asked how could I have woken him by having sex with him lol..They were a couple and went to bed, she fell asleep, he went to the bar, where he met me..We went to my room and made noise that woke her up to find he wasnt there at 3am..When he returned to her she obviously asked where he'd been and he told her noise woke him and he went for a walk..

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By *el65Man
over a year ago

paisley

this is a long one

few yrs ago I used to meet a couple on a regular basis in hotel, so one weekend we arrange a meet, as usual I met him in the bar , had a chat then we both went up stairs.

as ever the lady was always dress for fun , thigh high boots,stocking , basque , so we were havin some fun ,but she said she felt a bit chilly, but the heating was a bit iffy , so she called the reception and they offered to bring up a heater ,

when the door was knocked I nipped into the loo to hide ,

I heard her thank the guy and close the door NOW!!

I open the toile do and re-enter , bollock naked , full erect , only to see her ,dreesed up , her VWE husband in bend making a tent and a young porter standing with a heater in his hand , looking as if he was about to shit himself,

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Just to clarify, as I have been asked how could I have woken him by having sex with him lol..They were a couple and went to bed, she fell asleep, he went to the bar, where he met me..We went to my room and made noise that woke her up to find he wasnt there at 3am..When he returned to her she obviously asked where he'd been and he told her noise woke him and he went for a walk.."

If the wife didn't know does it count as a swinging experience?

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Trying to get down and sexy with a guy who stayed still, made no movement or sound other than small shallow breaths told him I wasn't into screwing a corpse got dressed and left!"

How very bizarre!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wife didn't know does it count as a swinging experience?

He was swinging lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wife didn't know does it count as a swinging experience?

He was swinging lol."

No he was cheating, unless he got his wife's permission to swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissed guy in my old house went upstairs to the bathroom, next thing I heard was a huge crash as he'd fallen through the banister breaking it and falling from the top floor to the ground. Once I'd established he wasn't dead he got bundled into a taxi ASAP. Might have been more sympathetic had he not arrived too d*unk to fuck. Never again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and since I'm married best clarify that was a cheating experience not a swinging experience. My bad.

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By *eknownMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

That's priceless, wonderful!! Was he sitting there like the cat getting the cream or red faced!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's priceless, wonderful!! Was he sitting there like the cat getting the cream or red faced!"

sheepish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*double thumbs down* lesson learned

Why did you keep going after the first few mins

I didn't know how to get out of it without hurting his feelings in anyway.... Too darn nice I am

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over a year ago

I posted this on a thread the other day so I've copied it for this one

Had been chatting to a guy in a club and decided to go to a room and have some fun

All going well then he unbuckles his belt,unbuttons his jeans,I see a gorgeous hard cock appear......with half a condom still on it from the last woman he had fucked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a party , at the end of the night was looking for my jeans and couldn't find them , one of the other men had them on

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"I posted this on a thread the other day so I've copied it for this one

Had been chatting to a guy in a club and decided to go to a room and have some fun

All going well then he unbuckles his belt,unbuttons his jeans,I see a gorgeous hard cock appear......with half a condom still on it from the last woman he had fucked!

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over a year ago

"I posted this on a thread the other day so I've copied it for this one

Had been chatting to a guy in a club and decided to go to a room and have some fun

All going well then he unbuckles his belt,unbuttons his jeans,I see a gorgeous hard cock appear......with half a condom still on it from the last woman he had fucked!

Well I was more like

and then cracked up laughing and said there is no way thats coming me you filthy fucker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*double thumbs down* lesson learned

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

when I was half of a swinging couple we arranged to meet another couple at their hotel In Glasgow.

We waited at the bar for them to make an appearance.

The husband turned up, d*unk. Said his wife was up in the room having a lay down and we give her 30 mins. Half hour later husband says "come on, we'll go up to see her now"

We got to his room door and he tries to insert his security card in the door.

His wife had locked it from the inside. Husband starts knocking the door, his Mrs goes off on one. Hits the panic button, next thing hotel security came from everywhere.

They asked what was going on and who we were.

"We are nothing to do with this"I said and we hurriedly leave.

The husband texted us 15 min later asking for another date !

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