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By *iercedTattooedBBW OP   Woman
over a year ago

bangor

Is very very cruel, evil in fact!

Been suffering the damned PMT for over a week been willing for the time to come on! Normally im bang on time, so doing my maths im was going to be due on on Monday!

Ok so im sat arranging a meet for tonight, just getting to the finer details...go visit the bathroom , and wham, mother nature introduces themself grrr!

Run back to explain what has happened, and no reply.

Exit PMT, enter paranoia! *omg this one is a timewaster* etc

Bah rant over!!

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By *arracks7Couple
over a year ago

Now in Warrington

having just read ya pf age hunny happens to us all mine well its sod law when it appears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it bothers you that much research ways to prevent you menstruating , i believe there are quite a few now, as for people thinking you are a timewaster, it seems that word is said a lot on this site, why let it bother you?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Personally I wouldn't take the chance of having a meet two days before I was due........it is sods law it will turn up.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"If it bothers you that much research ways to prevent you menstruating , i believe there are quite a few now, as for people thinking you are a timewaster, it seems that word is said a lot on this site, why let it bother you?"

As a guy, i find a large red towel is convenient. I have had a woman who did it on her periods. Felt no different to me, just had to withdraw gently and wash yer dick, keep it off the bedssheets. A platonic friend said she could never get enough whilts on her periods.

It's the PMS/PMT that does for blokes.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Personally I wouldn't take the chance of having a meet two days before I was due........it is sods law it will turn up."

Me turn up? I'm not that ugly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No such worry for me anymore!

Now where is the dancing banana emoticon when I need one?!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"No such worry for me anymore!

Now where is the dancing banana emoticon when I need one?! "

I'm alright Jack, let the rest of my fellow womankind suffer.

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


" Me turn up? I'm not that ugly. "

Is it panto season yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a Mirena coil fitted solely for the purpose of not having periods. I cant be missing out whilst on a period. Everythings settled down now and i havent had a period since mid July.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'm alright Jack, let the rest of my fellow womankind suffer. "

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And I can sense a lot of empathy coming from your direction, NOT!

Pot, kettle ...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Thing is, with a coil and such, are you delaying periods until later on in life. I undrestood that women had a certain number of eggs to use. So if so, they're gonna be used one day? maybe not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Thing is, with a coil and such, are you delaying periods until later on in life. I undrestood that women had a certain number of eggs to use. So if so, they're gonna be used one day? maybe not.

"

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You do not "delay" the periods, you surpress them. Quite different!

And yes, the ovaries will loose the eggs over time, with other changes in the body, a woman's chance to get pregnant diminishes over time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tsk.. women... they moan when they're having periods and yet when they hit menopause they moan that they're NOT having them anymore.

Feckin wierd, all of em, cept my mum.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Got the bloody period thing out the way years ago by getting a coil. Just got to get through this bloody menopause now and i will be ok.

No mushroom you dont save up your periods, you just dont have them anymore or very light ones in some cases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tsk.. women... they moan when they're having periods and yet when they hit menopause they moan that they're NOT having them anymore.

"

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You won't hear me moan about menopause for certain! Apparently I may have another 10y before I start the change!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Tsk.. women... they moan when they're having periods and yet when they hit menopause they moan that they're NOT having them anymore.

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You won't hear me moan about menopause for certain! Apparently I may have another 10y before I start the change! "

yes and thats what i thought and look whats happened to me mind you just means i will be a dried up old bint before anyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes and thats what i thought and look whats happened to me mind you just means i will be a dried up old bint before anyone else "

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Lubes have advanced a lot since the 70s you know!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

did i tell anyone that my nose bleeds every 28 days?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"yes and thats what i thought and look whats happened to me mind you just means i will be a dried up old bint before anyone else

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Lubes have advanced a lot since the 70s you know! "

I keep practicing just to make sure i havent dried up just yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Thing is, with a coil and such, are you delaying periods until later on in life. I undrestood that women had a certain number of eggs to use. So if so, they're gonna be used one day? maybe not.

"

You dont build up periods until such a time as the damn breaks and you bleed about 100 pints of blood.

With a coil type contraceptive it suppresses ovulation in some women so no eggs are made. It does make the lining of the womb very very thin though to prevent implantation. As there is no building up of the womb lining, there is no blood to come away each month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not certain if there is sufficient hormone released by the Mirena coil to surpress ovulation, need to check.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

Thing is, with a coil and such, are you delaying periods until later on in life. I undrestood that women had a certain number of eggs to use. So if so, they're gonna be used one day? maybe not.

You dont build up periods until such a time as the damn breaks and you bleed about 100 pints of blood.

With a coil type contraceptive it suppresses ovulation in some women so no eggs are made. It does make the lining of the womb very very thin though to prevent implantation. As there is no building up of the womb lining, there is no blood to come away each month. "

I wasn't suggesting you save up a 100 pints of blood, to release all in one flood, though some have me fooled.

I understood that you don't "make" eggs, the total number you have available are determined pre-birth, to be released usually once per month, hence the build up of fluids to receive each one.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"

Thing is, with a coil and such, are you delaying periods until later on in life. I undrestood that women had a certain number of eggs to use. So if so, they're gonna be used one day? maybe not.

You dont build up periods until such a time as the damn breaks and you bleed about 100 pints of blood.

With a coil type contraceptive it suppresses ovulation in some women so no eggs are made. It does make the lining of the womb very very thin though to prevent implantation. As there is no building up of the womb lining, there is no blood to come away each month.

I wasn't suggesting you save up a 100 pints of blood, to release all in one flood, though some have me fooled.

I understood that you don't "make" eggs, the total number you have available are determined pre-birth, to be released usually once per month, hence the build up of fluids to receive each one.

"

What like when you have your baby checks they say right little miss so and so you got one million eggs and your not going to stop bleeding until you have used them all up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not certain if there is sufficient hormone released by the Mirena coil to surpress ovulation, need to check. "

there isnt usually. The hormone is levonegestrel and in a minority of women it will suppress ovulation but on the whole it just prevents implantation by the womb not thickening and the cervix thickening so the sperm cant enter in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not certain if there is sufficient hormone released by the Mirena coil to surpress ovulation, need to check. "

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Apparently in "some" women, it could stop ovulation. However, the article I read did not give any indication of the % of women where this occurs.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

Thing is, with a coil and such, are you delaying periods until later on in life. I undrestood that women had a certain number of eggs to use. So if so, they're gonna be used one day? maybe not.

You dont build up periods until such a time as the damn breaks and you bleed about 100 pints of blood.

With a coil type contraceptive it suppresses ovulation in some women so no eggs are made. It does make the lining of the womb very very thin though to prevent implantation. As there is no building up of the womb lining, there is no blood to come away each month.

I wasn't suggesting you save up a 100 pints of blood, to release all in one flood, though some have me fooled.

I understood that you don't "make" eggs, the total number you have available are determined pre-birth, to be released usually once per month, hence the build up of fluids to receive each one.

What like when you have your baby checks they say right little miss so and so you got one million eggs and your not going to stop bleeding until you have used them all up "

Yep. Never had a baby check myself, and i think yer exaggerating with a million but yep.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"

Thing is, with a coil and such, are you delaying periods until later on in life. I undrestood that women had a certain number of eggs to use. So if so, they're gonna be used one day? maybe not.

You dont build up periods until such a time as the damn breaks and you bleed about 100 pints of blood.

With a coil type contraceptive it suppresses ovulation in some women so no eggs are made. It does make the lining of the womb very very thin though to prevent implantation. As there is no building up of the womb lining, there is no blood to come away each month.

I wasn't suggesting you save up a 100 pints of blood, to release all in one flood, though some have me fooled.

I understood that you don't "make" eggs, the total number you have available are determined pre-birth, to be released usually once per month, hence the build up of fluids to receive each one.

What like when you have your baby checks they say right little miss so and so you got one million eggs and your not going to stop bleeding until you have used them all up

Yep. Never had a baby check myself, and i think yer exaggerating with a million but yep. "

Off cause you had your baby checks everyone gets checked when there born for things like clicky hips ect ect,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey I learn more here about my own method of contraception than in the leaflet the doc gave me.

Got to say though, why the heck would you tell a potential meet that you just got the decorators in??? This is someone you want to fuck, not your bloody husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not certain if there is sufficient hormone released by the Mirena coil to surpress ovulation, need to check.

.

Apparently in "some" women, it could stop ovulation. However, the article I read did not give any indication of the % of women where this occurs. "

Im not sure what the percentage is but its a small minority. The combined contraceptive pill - containing oestrogen and progestogen will prevent ovulation. Im gonna shut up now, its all sounding too much like work

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Blimey I learn more here about my own method of contraception than in the leaflet the doc gave me.

Got to say though, why the heck would you tell a potential meet that you just got the decorators in??? This is someone you want to fuck, not your bloody husband "

Id tell them if that was the reason i couldnt meet them, i guess women that have periods have to arrange meets around their periods so would mention which times they couldnt meet due to them. Dont think periods are a taboo subject

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps not a taboo subject but I've seen profiles that have updates at the top telling folk that although they can meet, their 'downstairs' is out of action till....then they give a date!!! I mean come on, info overkill perhaps?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Perhaps not a taboo subject but I've seen profiles that have updates at the top telling folk that although they can meet, their 'downstairs' is out of action till....then they give a date!!! I mean come on, info overkill perhaps?"

Maybe to some people, have to say i dont think i would put it on my profile heading but cant see anything wrong with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Different strokes for different folks I guess. Just certain things I personally don't feel the need to share with strangers!

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over a year ago

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