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The 101 advantages of GILF's part 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1. Most of em have large magnifying glasses already so they'll be impressed with yer cock pics. Or scared to death in the odd instance.

2. Removable teeth.

3. In certain areas, they start from 30 years of age.

any more?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

4 A healthy understanding of their sexual needs and preferences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5. They become Gilfs

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

6. They perform watersports whether they want to or not

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

they're cheap to entertain, a small sherry often suffices..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7. When they're on top it isn't hard to reach their boobs

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

8. They won't mind when you shout the wrong name - they've probably forgotten it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6. They perform watersports whether they want to or not"

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6. They perform watersports whether they want to or not"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8. They won't mind when you shout the wrong name - they've probably forgotten it."

Fucking hell Hahahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"6. They perform watersports whether they want to or not"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

their daughter is probably a Milf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're anyone's for a Murray Mint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're busy knitting shreddies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every drink they like rhymes with Gin and Tonic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're unlikely to have other young kids - so can meet more often than milfs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

about 16, by now : They love their hor licks.

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Will make you a lovely cup of tea once your finished dear.

If its a rather strenuous session, you will be able to descend on the stannah to the ground, rather than tackle the stairs with wobbly legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhh I'm a GILF lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're unlikely to have other young kids - so can meet more often than milfs! "

I thought they were to busy child sitting for the milf's

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

No need to attend a club and pay the high prices for group sex.

There are Homes full of them, sat there in their plastic chairs, tights already round their knees.

Gagging for it, they are. Gagging for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're unlikely to have other young kids - so can meet more often than milfs!

I thought they were to busy child sitting for the milf's"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can imagine they are enjoying the fun if they aren't as they moan groan and cry out... Good old arthritis....

Or is that a disadvantage? (New thread needed maybe?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They cant run fast

Geriatric Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6. They perform watersports whether they want to or not"
love it lol

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By *UN TIME COUPLECouple
over a year ago

redditch

Um im a grandad lol aged 40 an still

able to go like the clappers lol were not all past our sell by date lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're unlikely to have other young kids - so can meet more often than milfs!

I thought they were to busy child sitting for the milf's"

A very accurate statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this

I have lots of grandkids :@

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8. They won't mind when you shout the wrong name - they've probably forgotten it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it bash a granny day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it bash a granny day "

Certainly looks like it, suppose I'll have to hang my swinging knickers up now then' they are a bit pissy after all.

Now where did I put those fucking Werthers..

... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can travel to you, FREE! x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No problems when having to choose between spitting or swallowing as they can only dribble x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like it ! I'm proud to be a member of the glamorous grandma club !!!

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex


"I love this

I have lots of grandkids :@ "

Same here , I have 7 grand children and love being a gran xx.

I seem to get more attention now than I did 20 yrs ago and going by my sites grannys are in demand as we get asked to shoot more & more.

Kim x

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex


"No problems when having to choose between spitting or swallowing as they can only dribble x"

I always dribble anyway as it looks sexier lol.

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