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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK so I'm on a milf hunting mission around the west sussex area.

Aged from 40 no inabitions just looking for pure fun.... Filthy fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recommend not using a shotgun. They're quite loud.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Run round the streets shouting "here milfy milfy milf" Nothing ladies like more than a label

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Some of us are grumpy too. It must be the label.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Have you tried casting Minstrels around you in a fashion similar to carp fishermen and their boilies? I hear the MILFs love that.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

May I suggest a trap baited with chocolate, support hose and a warm vest?

Good luck in your search op, if you don't ask, you don't get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am also looking for a milf/married in London area

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was under the impression labels got more attention such as. Chanel, Victor and raulph, armani maybe I'm wrong

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I do like a good minstrel too.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"May I suggest a trap baited with chocolate, support hose and a warm vest?

Good luck in your search op, if you don't ask, you don't get."

Gilf hunting is pandrops, a knitting magazine and a good supply of tena lady I believe... if you fancied the next category

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May I suggest a trap baited with chocolate, support hose and a warm vest?

Good luck in your search op, if you don't ask, you don't get."

Exactly, no beating around the bush. Just come out with it.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"OK so I'm on a milf hunting mission around the west sussex area.

Aged from 40 no inabitions just looking for pure fun.... Filthy fun.

"

I thought you were leaving??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top tip :

Avoid MILILF's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK so I'm on a milf hunting mission around the west sussex area.

Aged from 40 no inabitions just looking for pure fun.... Filthy fun.

I thought you were leaving??"

I took a short break and reconsidered my options.

So I'm here....

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"OK so I'm on a milf hunting mission around the west sussex area.

Aged from 40 no inabitions just looking for pure fun.... Filthy fun.

I thought you were leaving??

I took a short break and reconsidered my options.

So I'm here.... "

Very short

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK so I'm on a milf hunting mission around the west sussex area.

Aged from 40 no inabitions just looking for pure fun.... Filthy fun.

I thought you were leaving??

I took a short break and reconsidered my options.

So I'm here....

Very short "

Yes certainly was I couldn't stay away. Too many lovely people to talk to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in my best David Attenborough voice;

now, under the scorching sun of the Cheshire serengeti, we find the apex predator, the Milf hunter, in the Waitrose car park.

see how he blends in to the forest of range rovers, carefully disguising his natural scent by rubbing organic salt marsh lamb over his armpits. the hunt is on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Run round the streets shouting "here milfy milfy milf" Nothing ladies like more than a label "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"in my best David Attenborough voice;

now, under the scorching sun of the Cheshire serengeti, we find the apex predator, the Milf hunter, in the Waitrose car park.

see how he blends in to the forest of range rovers, carefully disguising his natural scent by rubbing organic salt marsh lamb over his armpits. the hunt is on...."

Haha love it.

More rosemary and thyme rub with rock salt and lavender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK so I'm on a milf hunting mission around the west sussex area.

Aged from 40 no inabitions just looking for pure fun.... Filthy fun.

I thought you were leaving??

I took a short break and reconsidered my options.

So I'm here....

Very short

Yes certainly was I couldn't stay away. Too many lovely people to talk to. "

Well we wont be as charitable on yer next leaving thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dam that's me out again, I knew I should of had children.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK so I'm on a milf hunting mission around the west sussex area.

Aged from 40 no inabitions just looking for pure fun.... Filthy fun.

I thought you were leaving??

I took a short break and reconsidered my options.

So I'm here....

Very short

Yes certainly was I couldn't stay away. Too many lovely people to talk to.

Well we wont be as charitable on yer next leaving thread. "

Charitable would have been an offer of a leaving fuck... I didn't even get that haha

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"in my best David Attenborough voice;

now, under the scorching sun of the Cheshire serengeti, we find the apex predator, the Milf hunter, in the Waitrose car park.

see how he blends in to the forest of range rovers, carefully disguising his natural scent by rubbing organic salt marsh lamb over his armpits. the hunt is on...."

except the OP is from Crawley and Range Rover's are thin on the ground..

not even sure there is a Waitrose there either..

they have an Aldi..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Recommend not using a shotgun. They're quite loud. "

Don't bloody help him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"in my best David Attenborough voice;

now, under the scorching sun of the Cheshire serengeti, we find the apex predator, the Milf hunter, in the Waitrose car park.

see how he blends in to the forest of range rovers, carefully disguising his natural scent by rubbing organic salt marsh lamb over his armpits. the hunt is on....

except the OP is from Crawley and Range Rover's are thin on the ground..

not even sure there is a Waitrose there either..

they have an Aldi..

"

Ah well crawley is a generalisation of where I live. Plenty of range rovers where I am..

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