FabSwingers.com forum: Final Meal

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you were on death row what would your final meal be?

I would have a nice fillet steak, medium rare, onion rings and chips followed by Eton mess

Oh and starter I'll have to think

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A bottle vodka and Pepsi max for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egg, sausage and chips...four slices of bread and a cup of coffee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mums roast dinner, the meat would have to be lamb.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Lobster bisque

Fresh smoked salmon with lemon and cracked black pepper and brown bread and butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most requested last meal on death row is a cheeseburger and chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have sushi and fruit salad served on a naked lady so I can eat her with my dessert please. Lol

(her)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surely it would be an eat - all -you -can.

then nibble, slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Great Auk roasted to perfection. Only then would I go willingly.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

All you can eat Chinese buffet

Lashings of custard to follow

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By *eachyPairCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Id have a kebab from the local town centre, wouldnt need a firing squad or lethal injection after that, the kebab would do it for them!!! Janes roast potoatoes are legendary so id probably go for them... a lot would go for her buns tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id have a kebab from the local town centre, wouldnt need a firing squad or lethal injection after that, the kebab would do it for them!!! Janes roast potoatoes are legendary so id probably go for them... a lot would go for her buns tho

Lmao janes buns would be a fine meal indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice wet smooth shaven pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most requested last meal on death row is a cheeseburger and chips"

Otherwise known as a Happy Meal.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Willy wonkas e er lasting bubble gum

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Willy wonkas e er lasting bubble gum "

*ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Governor and Presidents bollocks.

Then if i don't get a pardon i can at least go with a smile.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

a big mac meal but id go get it myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably not be in the mood to eat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge......

Sorry..had to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were on death row what would your final meal be?

What the actual fuck made you think of that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were on death row what would your final meal be?

What the actual fuck made you think of that....

He's just been asked to order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

They will only serve food from stock therefore Cheeseburgers and Fries with chocolate shakes are the most popular.

Does anyone remember the Brass Eye or was it Today's the Day sketch where death row inmates could choose their method of execution. One guy wanted to go like Elvis sothey sat him on a toilet, fed him cheeseburgers and loads of pills until he keeled over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess I'd think of what I've not eaten - as in what's not available in prison meals etc.

What are you allowed to eat? Absolutely anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of Macallan (18yr old).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish chips mushy peas from my local chippy. Sticky toffee pudding with angle delight and a pint of pink nesquick milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice wet smooth shaven pussy

Also known as a happy meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

special fried rice and squid cooked with salt and pepper

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Cheese on toast and a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Onion bhaji and shriek kebab to start

Chicken jalfrezi, lamb rogan josh, Bombay aloo and pilau rice and a garlic naan bread

Washed down with copious amounts of cobra and lime.

Mustn't forget the popadums either. 2 plain, 2 spicy

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Seared Orkney king scallops, slow braised pork cheek, charred leek and onion broth.

Fillet of Casterbridge beef, oxtail ravioli, shitake mushrooms, creamed spinach and a potato and parmesan mille feuille.

Chocolate cremeux, sesame seed, roasted banana ice cream and passion fruit.

Fuck, that has made me really, really hungry.

Pancakes it is then!

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

As I have never tried scallops before ,will not matter if I don't like them.

Scallops marinated in blood orange vinegar with dorset crab and blood orange mayonnaise

Guinness braised short ribs ,colcannon, roast carrots, horseradish.

Zingy lemon cheesecake to finish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm struggling to choose all the courses, but calamari would have to feature - I love it but squid makes me sick. This wouldn't matter if I was going to die anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you were on death row what would your final meal be?

What the actual fuck made you think of that....

I read a story where some one actually requested human, I think they were granted it too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm struggling to choose all the courses, but calamari would have to feature - I love it but squid makes me sick. This wouldn't matter if I was going to die anyway. "

Wise thinking!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Dont think I would bother to eat.. Probably ask for some morphine and a cigarette not smoked in 26 years but if I was gonna die anyway I would start again just for that oment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice thick steak and homemade chippan chips and eggs.

Desert caramel choc cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Middlesbrough Parmo with chips, salad and garlic sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Middlesbrough Parmo with chips, salad and garlic sauce

Oh I used to live there...send us one please

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I image I'd be bricking it too much to feel like anything to eat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Middlesbrough Parmo with chips, salad and garlic sauce

Oh I used to live there...send us one please

I can do deliveries. What's your address?

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

450km long cheese, spicy beef, onion and steak pizza stick with a 25ft diameter Eccles cake for afters.

Should take a bit of time to eat it whilst waiting for the A Team to bust me out.

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

"A bottle vodka and Pepsi max for me

Im with this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle vodka and Pepsi max for me

"
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Such is the branding that 30% choose Pepsi Max and 30% choose diet .

Yep if your gonna have to go, you really need to watch them calories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle vodka and Pepsi max for me

Im with this...

"
take the Pepsi challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An everlasting gobstopper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chicken,salad sandwich and a cup of tea will do me. Maybe a bag of cheese and onion walkers

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Billy Ray Rector requested a steak, fried chicken, cherry Kool-Aid and a pecan pie.

He left the pecan pie, jokingly informing a guard that he was 'saving it for later'.

Executed 24 January 1992, by lethal injection, for the murder of a civilian and a policeman in Arkansas.

On a topical note; Kelly Renee Gissendaner, on Death Row in Jackson, Georgia has requested cornbread with a side of buttermilk, two Burger King Whoppers with cheese, two large orders of fries, cherry vanilla ice cream, popcorn, a salad (with boiled eggs, tomatoes, bell peppers, onions, carrots, cheese and Newman's Own buttermilk dressing), and lemonade.

Execution, by lethal injection, following a death sentence for the murder of her husband, is scheduled for tomorrow.

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