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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Make me proper chuckle....my niece and nephew had a full blown argument after my niece said auntie (my name) has a big belly....My nephew said no she hasn't he was proper fighting my corner...I had tears of laughter oh how I love them two...

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

My niece and nephew are 7 and crack me up sometimes.

I once asked my nephew what he was doing during the school holidays - going to the zoo, swimming etc. He told me he'd been swimming the other week and his head had gone under the water, and some had gone in his mouth.

Quick as a flash, my niece piped up "Eww! People's bums are in there!"

Couldn't fault her logic

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

They were calling West Brom...West Bum I couldn't fault them with that

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Mine don't like me to call myself fat. They rush up and give me a cuddle and say "you're not fat, you're just cuddly".

The conversations about puberty recently have had me in stitches.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

My niece is quite curious about things, doesn't have a filter. I was being questioned about why I didn't have a boyfriend the other day.

If Jeremy Kyle ever quits they should hire her.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

do you get the arguments on whos going to sit next to you then ?

and then you end un in the middle of both of them just to stop the arguments

or the one where they both want to sit on your knee at the same time so they then argue about it

until one sits on one knee the other sits on the other knee

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By *lirtyjjWoman
over a year ago

Meath

My pair are very considerate and would never give anyone a compliment without ensuring i am included. It's very cute. My 6 six year old is obsessed with my boobs tho. They are his pillows so he says

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews


"do you get the arguments on whos going to sit next to you then ?

and then you end un in the middle of both of them just to stop the arguments

or the one where they both want to sit on your knee at the same time so they then argue about it

until one sits on one knee the other sits on the other knee "

Mine argue about who sits where in the car, they both want to sit in the middle!

He prefers to sit next to me on the sofa, she likes sitting on knees. Although she's a fidget and keeps kicking him accidentally, which annoys him

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

My 6 year old son has me in stitches so often.

I've been made to pinky promise not to embarrass him at parties... and he told me the other night on the way home from day care, he had to tell 4 girls all at once to "give him peace as he could not focus and they just wanted his hugs!" hahah

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