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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nuts, nuts, lots of nuts, get them in a nutty bar

What confectionary ads stick in your mind?

The more I think of them, the more that come to mind

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A mars a day helps you work, rest and play. - Utter bollocks, If my Mum grounded me as a kid it was just a mars and work.

The flake woman rubbing one out in the bath

The caramel bunny, sexy lil cartoon fucker she is

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

Great!

Now you have me humming 'the red car and the blue car had a race'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The old Toblerone one with triangular almonds and triangular trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club.

That add will stay with me forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A finger of Fudge is just enjoy to give your kids a treat, a finger of Fudge is just enough until its time to eat, its full of Cadbury goodness and very small and ...neat?...sweet??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate

Simulates orgasm on prime time tv

Or think that's how it goes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great!

Now you have me humming 'the red car and the blue car had a race'!

I also have this in my head lol

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

"The old Toblerone one with triangular almonds and triangular trees"

And triangular honey from triangular bees lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The old Toblerone one with triangular almonds and triangular trees

And triangular honey from triangular bees lol "

Oh mister confectioner please....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Don't take away my breakaway'

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By *mhulloMan
over a year ago

wiltshire

"Great!

Now you have me humming 'the red car and the blue car had a race'!

I also have this in my head lol "

damn you! Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What has a hazelnut in every bite?

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Squirrel poo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it be jacket spuds tonight

Will it be carrots or frozen peas

Will it be mushrooms

Fried onion rings

We'll have to wait and see

We hope it's chips it's chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The old fashioned flake advert..80s i think

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone's a Fruit & Nut case...

don't know any more words but I can hum the tune!

the previous posts about Toblerone also reminded me of a Dairylea advert - and the line from a song by Half Man Half Biscuit that was based on it:

"If you've ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow

You need butter, milk and cheese, and an equilateral chainsaw."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The old Toblerone one with triangular almonds and triangular trees"

Triangular honey from triangular bees.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trebor - Mr Soft - Softmints

Mr soft won't you tell me why the world in which your living is so strange...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WaTRCHbG_IA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's handy Harry , stick it in the oven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not confectionary but I always remember the Shake N Vak ones too - the song just sticks in your mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's this friar Benjamin ?

I don't know , it's all covered in mud.

It's a potatoe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P p p p p p p p p pick up a...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

•The Milkybar Kid is strong and tough, and only the best is good enough,

•The creamiest milk, the whitest bar, the good taste that's in MILKYBAR!!

•The Milkybars are on Me!!

•Milkybar so creamy white, Nestle's MILKYBAR

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now I'm a golden wonder crisp, I'm happy as can be

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Mr Soft, from the softmints ad.

More like I've just smoked a k of and I'm off to the shop for munchies but the world is sooooooooo spongy.

Or the Tango face slap phenomenon. That was genius, but was to blame for almost deafening my brother after the gentle Tango head slap, he got one day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody yorkie.....the not for girls campaign!

I was on a promotions team for that giving out freebies....but only allowed to give them to blokes....it was a fucking nightmare! We did the promotion in liverpools willamson square...

Try telling loads of women they can't have chocolate on the basis of them being women....fuck doing that again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The north-east's favourite crisps:

"A canny bag o' Tudor!"

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"Bloody yorkie.....the not for girls campaign!

I was on a promotions team for that giving out freebies....but only allowed to give them to blokes....it was a fucking nightmare! We did the promotion in liverpools willamson square...

Try telling loads of women they can't have chocolate on the basis of them being women....fuck doing that again "

Still have the nightmares do you?

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

Surprised no-one has mentioned 'the milky bars are on me!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody yorkie.....the not for girls campaign!

I was on a promotions team for that giving out freebies....but only allowed to give them to blokes....it was a fucking nightmare! We did the promotion in liverpools willamson square...

Try telling loads of women they can't have chocolate on the basis of them being women....fuck doing that again "

Brave!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else remember Cresta?

"it's frothy, man..."

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Harry Enfields ad he did for Dime bars.

Dime...

Dime Bar...

Dime...

That guys a nutter!!

Still use "you dime bar" phrase to this day cos of that ad!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surprised no-one has mentioned 'the milky bars are on me!'"
they have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey good lookin' what you got cooking? I can't remember the product.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey good lookin' what you got cooking? I can't remember the product."

How's about cooking with e-lec-tricity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opal Fruits, made to make your mouth water

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What has a hazelnut in every bite?"

The new limited edition Snickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What has a hazelnut in every bite?

The new limited edition Snickers.

TOPIC!

Snickers (or Marathon in my day) is peanuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the Shake 'n' Vac and put the freshness back.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What has a hazelnut in every bite?

The new limited edition Snickers.

TOPIC!

Snickers (or Marathon in my day) is peanuts

The new limited edition one is in a green wrapper and is hazelnuts.

I don't make mistakes like that about chocolate. I know my Topic from my Snickers (Marathon in my day too).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What has a hazelnut in every bite?

The new limited edition Snickers.

TOPIC!

Snickers (or Marathon in my day) is peanuts

The new limited edition one is in a green wrapper and is hazelnuts.

I don't make mistakes like that about chocolate. I know my Topic from my Snickers (Marathon in my day too).

wow - I bow to your superior knowledge. Now I need to find me one of those green-wrapped Snickers! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to try a snickers bar!

I have a severe nut allergy though, and would die within a matter of minutes without my Epipen, even after one little nibble!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was also a joke doing the rounds when I was at school:

What has a hazelnut in every bite?

squirrel shit.

sorry

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By *hatterfabWoman
over a year ago

Wakefield

I'd risk it for a Swisskit... chocolate covered museli bars, yummy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mars a day helps you work, rest and play. - Utter bollocks, If my Mum grounded me as a kid it was just a mars and work.

The flake woman rubbing one out in the bath

The caramel bunny, sexy lil cartoon fucker she is"

My dad worked with the guy who came up with that Mars slogan. He got a box of Mars bars for his trouble! True story.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

NUTS! Whole hazelnuts...Cadbury's take them and they cover them in chocolate...

I'm a secret lemonade drinker...R White's, R Whites (Elvis Costello playing on the ad cos it was his dad doing the singing)

They peel them with their metal knives...boil them for 20 of their minutes...then they smash them all to bits...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For mash get Smash!

Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate never tasted before.

How do you do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harry Enfields ad he did for Dime bars.

Dime...

Dime Bar...

Dime...

That guys a nutter!!

Still use "you dime bar" phrase to this day cos of that ad!"

"Smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside! Armadillos! You're a bit thick really aren't you? Mmm!"

LOVED this!

Also Pepparami - it's a bit of an animal.

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Okay....

Ki- ora!!! Ooogggyyy boooggyyy. Ugggyyy. Ooooooogy. Or

Um-bongo, Um-bongo, dey drink it in da Congo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

C'mon now bald eagle, you wouldn't kill an man before he's finished he's texan bar would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And all because the lady loves Milk Tray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody yorkie.....the not for girls campaign!

I was on a promotions team for that giving out freebies....but only allowed to give them to blokes....it was a fucking nightmare! We did the promotion in liverpools willamson square...

Try telling loads of women they can't have chocolate on the basis of them being women....fuck doing that again

Still have the nightmares do you?"

Can't go within six feet of one now....it's a nightmare getting to the till in little corner shops....I just break out in sweats and everyone starts sounding like an angry scouse lass demanding chocolate and calling me names....I have to throw money over the counter and run, forget hanging about for change! I've lost thousands of quid that way...more than I made in wages on that promotion.

I might sue nestle! Thanks for the advice!

I'll buy you a yorkie as a thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Texan...Bit through the chocolate and chew...real slow

Didn't tell you they stuck your mouth together

I used to like Spangles too and curly wurlys lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They're discos

They're KPDiscos!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Take the Pepsi challenge!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"A mars a day helps you work, rest and play. - Utter bollocks, If my Mum grounded me as a kid it was just a mars and work.

The flake woman rubbing one out in the bath

The caramel bunny, sexy lil cartoon fucker she is

My dad worked with the guy who came up with that Mars slogan. He got a box of Mars bars for his trouble! True story.

Tight bastards, dont matter how big that box was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It was filled with wonka bars golden tickets

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