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"Does that put me in the 1% who are here for the banter then? " | |||
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"Does that put me in the 1% who are here for the banter then? " good one | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " True story lol. If attention means meeting horny hot men for filthy horny orgasmic fun | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " Opinion | |||
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"What does "getting attention" mean? " ........ 'errrrrrrrm', it means when you're, 'errrrrrrrm' ........ getting attention! | |||
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"Just moved into the 1%... " Welcome to the elusive club: - what a Dudette! | |||
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"Just moved into the 1%... Welcome to the elusive club: - what a Dudette! " Yeah, i'm an elite now. | |||
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"Just moved into the 1%... Welcome to the elusive club: - what a Dudette! Yeah, i'm an elite now. " *drum roll............. | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " Well if that is fact then the remaining 1% live near me! | |||
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"Just moved into the 1%... Welcome to the elusive club: - what a Dudette! Yeah, i'm an elite now. *drum roll............. " gone back to the 99% now. | |||
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"Just moved into the 1%... Welcome to the elusive club: - what a Dudette! Yeah, i'm an elite now. *drum roll............. gone back to the 99% now. " *puts drums back in their boxes | |||
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"Just moved into the 1%... Welcome to the elusive club: - what a Dudette! Yeah, i'm an elite now. *drum roll............. gone back to the 99% now. *puts drums back in their boxes " Haha. I'm looking for my sons bus pass so i can get rid tomorrow night and make up for tonight... | |||
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"Well.good luck to you this site session to be who's out and in u probably won't av much luck as no one wants to meet on here " No one wants to meet you, maybe. It doesn't mean no one meets! Do you really think you're such a catch that if you don't have a queue fighting for you in the few weeks you've been here, it proves categorically that nobody meets? As usual, it's always someone else's fault when a man can't get meets. | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " Obviously. How would we be able to arrange meets with others for hot sex if we didn't attract their attention? | |||
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"Who the hell cares? Are you jealous because that attention isn't aimed at you? " Couldn't have said it better myself | |||
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"Who the hell cares? Are you jealous because that attention isn't aimed at you? " No, they're pissy because their fantasies require a woman and none of the women will meet them. Obviously, rather than meaning they are doing something wrong, or haven't been patient enough, it means all the women are here to have their egos stroked and don't really want to meet. Clearly anyone who doesn't want to meet them can't possibly want to meet anyone else. | |||
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"Who the hell cares? Are you jealous because that attention isn't aimed at you? " ...in a nutshell! | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " And you base that on...because sometimes people want to chat first before rushing to play perhaps? Been on here a year, no veris and same status on profile as your post. Says it all really... | |||
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"Does that put me in the 1% who are here for the banter then? " And me! | |||
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"I'm here for the fucking...." Me too, that must be more than 1% now?! | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " It's a reasonable assumption, I guess. I can imagine the scenario....10 women lined up, a one liner questionnaire with a 'yes'/'no' tick box. "are you here for attention?" Yes yes yes yes yes fuck off yes yes yes yes | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " So you don't want any attention while you're on here then? Seems to going ok for you so far lol | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " All humans survive by and need attention - fact - and people on fab, of all genders thus demonstrate this. It's generally a prerequisite that you'll gain attention prior to getting sex, so successful shagees will master the art of attention seeking. Of course, as a basic human survival need there will be those amongst us who hoover up attention too, potentially whilst not wanting or seeking sex. The art and science of being successful on fab is to efficiently identify others who are good matches to you, whether sexually or socially. Who the rest are, as well as what they do - if obeying site rules - shouldn't matter. Put your attention where you wish to invest your energy. Anything else is energy inefficiency and you thus could apply some insulation to your leaky bits. | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " Whereas all of the men are here purely for the purpose of sitting quietly in a corner, gently rocking back and forth, hoping no-one notices us, but occasionally lashing out with a Father Ted-style interjection. FECK! GIRLS! Mr ddc | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact So you don't want any attention while you're on here then? Seems to going ok for you so far lol" pmsl! | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact Whereas all of the men are here purely for the purpose of sitting quietly in a corner, gently rocking back and forth, hoping no-one notices us, but occasionally lashing out with a Father Ted-style interjection. FECK! GIRLS! Mr ddc" But they are...aren't they? | |||
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"Yep. ...When I meet a guy I insist on receiving all his attention. " Part of me would stand to attention | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " Of course you are quite right OP. The art is to give these ladies what they seek,not everyone understands that. | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact True story lol. If attention means meeting horny hot men for filthy horny orgasmic fun " | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " So OP why you saying this.? Are you not happy about not getting lots of mail from woman.? Or been in chat room and the woman have been taking over so you never get a look in .? See people and woman are here for all sorts of reasons not just attention. Maybe in some way that's what your looking for doing this post . | |||
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"love it when people quote a % - makes me think how do they know " Only 5.7% of people on here quote true statistics. The others are just making them up. | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " And your point is....??? | |||
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"Well.good luck to you this site session to be who's out and in u probably won't av much luck as no one wants to meet on here No one wants to meet you, maybe. It doesn't mean no one meets! Do you really think you're such a catch that if you don't have a queue fighting for you in the few weeks you've been here, it proves categorically that nobody meets? As usual, it's always someone else's fault when a man can't get meets. " | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact So OP why you saying this.? Are you not happy about not getting lots of mail from woman.? Or been in chat room and the woman have been taking over so you never get a look in .? See people and woman are here for all sorts of reasons not just attention. Maybe in some way that's what your looking for doing this post ." | |||
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"Yep. ...When I meet a guy I insist on receiving all his attention. " Oh me too... | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " Other 1% are here for the simple purpose of being ignored then I guess? | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact Other 1% are here for the simple purpose of being ignored then I guess?" Those must be the ones that have hidden their profile | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " That's bollox, nobody can even message me or fab my pictures. Getting messages or "attention" off 100's of unsuitable men is pointless, frustrating and disheartening. I bet every woman on here would swap the masses of mail they get per day for just 1 or 2 messages a day off people they actually find attractive. | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact That's bollox, nobody can even message me or fab my pictures. Getting messages or "attention" off 100's of unsuitable men is pointless, frustrating and disheartening. I bet every woman on here would swap the masses of mail they get per day for just 1 or 2 messages a day off people they actually find attractive. " They can. It's called setting your filters | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " As opposed to what? Who would join a public group or forum with the intention of staying hidden? | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " No shit Sherlock,..if you don't get attention then you ain't getting laid..so thanks for stating the obvious. | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact That's bollox, nobody can even message me or fab my pictures. Getting messages or "attention" off 100's of unsuitable men is pointless, frustrating and disheartening. I bet every woman on here would swap the masses of mail they get per day for just 1 or 2 messages a day off people they actually find attractive. They can. It's called setting your filters " Do you have some secret extra filters then? I had my filters set to single men only between the ages of 29-37. I couldn't find the filters to stop people under 6 foot messaging me or people that weren't attractive or people with small willy's or people from outside of Wales. | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " Well there are are quite a few who I would love to give my attention to…. | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact That's bollox, nobody can even message me or fab my pictures. Getting messages or "attention" off 100's of unsuitable men is pointless, frustrating and disheartening. I bet every woman on here would swap the masses of mail they get per day for just 1 or 2 messages a day off people they actually find attractive. They can. It's called setting your filters Do you have some secret extra filters then? I had my filters set to single men only between the ages of 29-37. I couldn't find the filters to stop people under 6 foot messaging me or people that weren't attractive or people with small willy's or people from outside of Wales. " It will be a wondrous day if they ever invent the 6 foot filter! | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact That's bollox, nobody can even message me or fab my pictures. Getting messages or "attention" off 100's of unsuitable men is pointless, frustrating and disheartening. I bet every woman on here would swap the masses of mail they get per day for just 1 or 2 messages a day off people they actually find attractive. They can. It's called setting your filters Do you have some secret extra filters then? I had my filters set to single men only between the ages of 29-37. I couldn't find the filters to stop people under 6 foot messaging me or people that weren't attractive or people with small willy's or people from outside of Wales. " Set your filters so no one can message you and search for yourself that way you only message those that you are interested in. | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact That's bollox, nobody can even message me or fab my pictures. Getting messages or "attention" off 100's of unsuitable men is pointless, frustrating and disheartening. I bet every woman on here would swap the masses of mail they get per day for just 1 or 2 messages a day off people they actually find attractive. They can. It's called setting your filters Do you have some secret extra filters then? I had my filters set to single men only between the ages of 29-37. I couldn't find the filters to stop people under 6 foot messaging me or people that weren't attractive or people with small willy's or people from outside of Wales. Set your filters so no one can message you and search for yourself that way you only message those that you are interested in. " I have, if you read what I originally wrote you'll see that I said "nobody can even message me" | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " here is a newsflash for you 99% of single guys are here for the simple purpose of getting attention... 99% of ts/tv's are here for the simple purpose of getting attention... 99% of couple are here for the simple purpose of getting attention... and by putting this thread up... and you here for the simple purpose of getting attention....... so... what an idiotic thing to say...... i bet the OP never comes back to this thread....... | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact here is a newsflash for you 99% of single guys are here for the simple purpose of getting attention... 99% of ts/tv's are here for the simple purpose of getting attention... 99% of couple are here for the simple purpose of getting attention... and by putting this thread up... and you here for the simple purpose of getting attention....... so... what an idiotic thing to say...... i bet the OP never comes back to this thread....... " I can imagine his frustration as he was typing..lol.. I wouldn't show my face on this post again...not after the slating that's been had.. | |||
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"Imagine if this was posted by single bloke folk would have torn them to shreds." No I think more are into chatting about how things are here in hope something good come from it. | |||
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"Imagine if this was posted by single bloke folk would have torn them to shreds.No I think more are into chatting about how things are here in hope something good come from it. " No Jo he would of had a new arsehole ripped | |||
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"Does that put me in the 1% who are here for the banter then? " We should start the 1% Club | |||
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"All these percentages being bandied about, can someone not just put them in pie chart form ffs" Pie mmmm With custard ?? | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " Oh dear. Someone not getting what they want? There, there sweet pea. | |||
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"Imagine if this was posted by single bloke folk would have torn them to shreds." I've said the same as I'd have said to a single bloke. To be fair, the OP isn't as rude as a lot of this type of post are. They're not insulting, just whining that they're not getting their own way. | |||
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"Imagine if this was posted by single bloke folk would have torn them to shreds.No I think more are into chatting about how things are here in hope something good come from it. No Jo he would of had a new arsehole ripped " We love the in s and outs here ... so if we chat more maybe we can short it all out . lolol x | |||
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"All these percentages being bandied about, can someone not just put them in pie chart form ffs Pie mmmm With custard ?? " If we look at this circle, the large red portion being the 99%, with this small blue slice being the 1%, you would need to be in the blue for it to be cock custard, otherwise it would be standard custard (custard being said in a devonshire accent) | |||
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"Does that put me in the 1% who are here for the banter then? And me!" Me also! | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " And sending me endless "wanna fuck" messages | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " I only want attention if it's off someone I like and will lead to a good fucking later on | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " Are you in that 99% | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " Gimps top tip.. Say no to Drugs | |||
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"I'm here for the sex. I feel like such a tramp now " No just a raving rug muncher coz you wouldnt shag us Gimp | |||
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"Imagine if this was posted by single bloke folk would have torn them to shreds." I thought it was a single bloke. I really should pay more attention | |||
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"I usually do jazz hands to get attention They love it in the library ?" I misread that as jizz hands.. bet thatd get attention | |||
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"I usually do jazz hands to get attention They love it in the library ? I misread that as jizz hands.. bet thatd get attention " Thats after you get the attention tho isn't it? chicken and egg situation | |||
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"I'm here for attention - from sexy men with nice willies!! xx" That really did make me laugh out loud ! Well said xx her xx | |||
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"I usually do jazz hands to get attention They love it in the library ? I misread that as jizz hands.. bet thatd get attention Thats after you get the attention tho isn't it? chicken and egg situation " | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " Oh yeah.........attention of the up close and personal kind from exactly the right single guys..... | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " To get attention us girls are "her"? Who's she? | |||
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"I'm here for the fucking...." Amen to that. | |||
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"99% are her for the simple purpose of getting attention... Fact " That will be your opinion rather than 'fact' | |||
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"Well I'm only on here for the bible reading classes, oh no wait, was it the Tupperware parties! X" oooooo Tupperware!! I'm here for knitting patterns n cupcake recipes, Tupperware might come in handy | |||
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".....only because some don't warrant any in the real world. Sad but very true. " | |||
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".....only because some don't warrant any in the real world. Sad but very true. " Says the man with no pictures at all in public. Every single person warrants attention. Beauty is more than skin deep but that comment shows you in a less than favourable light... | |||
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".....only because some don't warrant any in the real world. Sad but very true. " If they don't warrant attention in the real world (whatever that means) why do they warrant it here? | |||
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".....only because some don't warrant any in the real world. Sad but very true. Says the man with no pictures at all in public. Every single person warrants attention. Beauty is more than skin deep but that comment shows you in a less than favourable light..." I usually do have a profile pic up, but I'm not looking for anyone at the moment as I have a nice little circle on here to play with. Besides, that's not relevant in any way. And why would I be concerned what people think about my comments?! I'm free to speak my mind. I haven't named anybody. I've merely stated that some women come on here for attention they fail to get in the real world. I don't see what your problem is? | |||
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".....only because some don't warrant any in the real world. Sad but very true. Says the man with no pictures at all in public. Every single person warrants attention. Beauty is more than skin deep but that comment shows you in a less than favourable light... I usually do have a profile pic up, but I'm not looking for anyone at the moment as I have a nice little circle on here to play with. Besides, that's not relevant in any way. And why would I be concerned what people think about my comments?! I'm free to speak my mind. I haven't named anybody. I've merely stated that some women come on here for attention they fail to get in the real world. I don't see what your problem is?" No your initial statement was that they don't warrant any in the real world - very dismissive and derisive. Everyone deserves attention... | |||
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"I'm not going to get into a discussion about this. I've said all I have to say. " And very telling it was too. It's always helpful when people show their true nature and how they regard those that don't meet their exacting standards. | |||
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"I'm here for the fucking attention.... Im a total attention whore... Can't stop myself... Attentions good, it's an ego boost, you walk taller (well not me obviously), your more witty and fun to be around and you fuck harder... Attention makes the world a better place. Group hug!" Does that make you a woman? It's the women that are here for attention, apparently. Particularly those of us only worthy of being completely ignored outside of fab. | |||
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"I'm here for the fucking attention.... Im a total attention whore... Can't stop myself... Attentions good, it's an ego boost, you walk taller (well not me obviously), your more witty and fun to be around and you fuck harder... Attention makes the world a better place. Group hug!" Love it mate! I definitely agree | |||
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"If anyone wants attention go to your local harvester on a busy Saturday night and kick off about them not doing corn on the cobs anymore and them changing the rocky horror cake base to some disgusting dark chocolate thing that wasn't even warm! I also had £4.19 removed off my bill for my trouble!" What? WHAT?! I am actually devestated now. Heartbroken in fact. How could Harvester do this..... | |||
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"If anyone wants attention go to your local harvester on a busy Saturday night and kick off about them not doing corn on the cobs anymore and them changing the rocky horror cake base to some disgusting dark chocolate thing that wasn't even warm! I also had £4.19 removed off my bill for my trouble! What? WHAT?! I am actually devestated now. Heartbroken in fact. How could Harvester do this..... " Which part the rocky horror cake changing or the no corn on the cobs? I hadn't been for a while and they brought out my original combo with no corn on the cob and this disgusting red coleslaw shit, I was like O butt where's my corn on the cob 'en? Waitress: we stopped doing them, why I ask, waitress I dunno, and then saunters off, I then have to scrape the shit off into my salad bowl cos I daren't ask for food to be taken back cos they'll wank in it and send it back out. Last straw came with my rocky horror and after giving myself brain freeze to eat the icecream quick as fuck to get to the good part, I find it cold and it's changed to a skimpy portion of dark chocolate bollox. I was like O love I ain't paying for this shit and so she took the rocky horror off my bill. Safe to say they've lost my custom! | |||
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"I have no idea what any of that is... But it would make a great scene in a Tarantino movie." If you use the quote function people would understand your comments better and see who they were aimed at | |||
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"I WANT SOME ATTENTION DAMNIT! Am I in the right place?" Have you filled in the "attention whore" questionnaire...? Are you ignored everywhere else? Unworthy of attention in the real world? Is fab the only place you'd get a second glance? If you answer yes to the above... | |||
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"I have no idea what any of that is... But it would make a great scene in a Tarantino movie. If you use the quote function people would understand your comments better and see who they were aimed at " Ok... But mostly they are just random musings floating round in my head... And as we all like attention, anyone can grab a comment they like... | |||
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"I WANT SOME ATTENTION DAMNIT! Am I in the right place? Have you filled in the "attention whore" questionnaire...? Are you ignored everywhere else? Unworthy of attention in the real world? Is fab the only place you'd get a second glance? If you answer yes to the above... " Absolutely! I warrant no attention at all and don't get a first glance, never mind a second glance in the real world, even from the ugly blokes. Where do I get the questionnaire? | |||
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"I WANT SOME ATTENTION DAMNIT! Am I in the right place? Have you filled in the "attention whore" questionnaire...? Are you ignored everywhere else? Unworthy of attention in the real world? Is fab the only place you'd get a second glance? If you answer yes to the above... Absolutely! I warrant no attention at all and don't get a first glance, never mind a second glance in the real world, even from the ugly blokes. Where do I get the questionnaire? " I bet you get plenty of attention... Now your just playing with us... | |||
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"I WANT SOME ATTENTION DAMNIT! Am I in the right place? Have you filled in the "attention whore" questionnaire...? Are you ignored everywhere else? Unworthy of attention in the real world? Is fab the only place you'd get a second glance? If you answer yes to the above... Absolutely! I warrant no attention at all and don't get a first glance, never mind a second glance in the real world, even from the ugly blokes. Where do I get the questionnaire? " Tina's filing cabinet, the drawer below the insurance papers. Must be filed in triplicate, written in green ink, and have a passport photo attached to guarantee true attention whore fab lady status... There is a special category for those ugly enough to bring a tear to a glass eye, but those forms are on a need-to-know basis... but do guarantee a minimum of 6 pity shags a year, and a "who-looked at me" top up every month. | |||
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"I WANT SOME ATTENTION DAMNIT! Am I in the right place? Have you filled in the "attention whore" questionnaire...? Are you ignored everywhere else? Unworthy of attention in the real world? Is fab the only place you'd get a second glance? If you answer yes to the above... Absolutely! I warrant no attention at all and don't get a first glance, never mind a second glance in the real world, even from the ugly blokes. Where do I get the questionnaire? I bet you get plenty of attention... Now your just playing with us..." I actually have my profile hidden at the moment because I can't meet so don't want attention, but that's beside the point. The OP says I'm on here for attention, so I suppose I must be. | |||
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"I WANT SOME ATTENTION DAMNIT! Am I in the right place? Have you filled in the "attention whore" questionnaire...? Are you ignored everywhere else? Unworthy of attention in the real world? Is fab the only place you'd get a second glance? If you answer yes to the above... Absolutely! I warrant no attention at all and don't get a first glance, never mind a second glance in the real world, even from the ugly blokes. Where do I get the questionnaire? Tina's filing cabinet, the drawer below the insurance papers. Must be filed in triplicate, written in green ink, and have a passport photo attached to guarantee true attention whore fab lady status... There is a special category for those ugly enough to bring a tear to a glass eye, but those forms are on a need-to-know basis... but do guarantee a minimum of 6 pity shags a year, and a "who-looked at me" top up every month. " Tina's filing cabinet? I'm not going in there again! Last time I barely dodged the sprung-loaded custard pies only to nearly lose a hand to a clockwork alligator. And who files paperwork by the average font size on the page? | |||
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"I WANT SOME ATTENTION DAMNIT! Am I in the right place? Have you filled in the "attention whore" questionnaire...? Are you ignored everywhere else? Unworthy of attention in the real world? Is fab the only place you'd get a second glance? If you answer yes to the above... Absolutely! I warrant no attention at all and don't get a first glance, never mind a second glance in the real world, even from the ugly blokes. Where do I get the questionnaire? I bet you get plenty of attention... Now your just playing with us... I actually have my profile hidden at the moment because I can't meet so don't want attention, but that's beside the point. The OP says I'm on here for attention, so I suppose I must be. " There's attention and there's attention... Some you never want to turn off... But I suspect the majority for you are all turn offs... Here's to more of the kind you like... | |||
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"I WANT SOME ATTENTION DAMNIT! Am I in the right place? Have you filled in the "attention whore" questionnaire...? Are you ignored everywhere else? Unworthy of attention in the real world? Is fab the only place you'd get a second glance? If you answer yes to the above... Absolutely! I warrant no attention at all and don't get a first glance, never mind a second glance in the real world, even from the ugly blokes. Where do I get the questionnaire? " Dw hun. I thought I was getting attention, till I found out I was the dirty little fuckin secret! Now, you were saying about questionnaires.... | |||
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"If anyone wants attention go to your local harvester on a busy Saturday night and kick off about them not doing corn on the cobs anymore and them changing the rocky horror cake base to some disgusting dark chocolate thing that wasn't even warm! I also had £4.19 removed off my bill for my trouble!" | |||
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