FabSwingers.com forum: Watching Football or Sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

given the choice what would you pick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex anyday! Football just doesn't interest me, moto gp and wrc is where its at!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight especially, has to be football.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

sex without doubt !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who says you can't have both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sex every time kaz comes before football ..lolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one big enough to admit that sex isn't the be all and end all? :D

A good result tonight, and a good session afterwards is better than sex alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There is also half time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well , we i get on all fours in front of the T.V it doesnt take long for me to get filled up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well , we i get on all fours in front of the T.V it doesnt take long for me to get filled up

Well, I would certainly rip that shirt off you, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends whos playing lol watching tonight,but not sat. When you support my team you have to watch and fantasize lol

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

"Watching Football or Sex"

Is that watching football or watching sex OR watching football or having sex?

The sex wins 2:2.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Pre match warm up during first half

half time pep talk

2nd half go for goal

Celebratory lap of the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iam a women so i can multi task so i will be doing both wink wink xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So the pre match starts at least an hour before kick off, not forgetting the pitch inspection, you also have the after match summary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"iam a women so i can multi task so i will be doing both wink wink xxxxx"

Lucky YOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very lucky wink wink xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I am away from home so will be watching the game in my hotel room, on my own coz no one in Northampton wants to play, boo hoo

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By *imnher2Woman
over a year ago

watford

yes multitasking doing both lol keeping us both happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a season ticket holder, but missed a few games last year because of something more interesting coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SEX everytime, bloody hate footy

now if its rugby and all them thick thighs and odd shaped balls..... bring it on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football you can have sex later but the game is only once.

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By *ighnboxCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

What about if it was naked football and Men VS Women ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i could get sex then it would be that but cos i cant the footie will have to do lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

why not both footy with a quickie at half time lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

better still during the first half, coz it's the second half that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you get lucky you can always sky+ the footie

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By *uttonBiMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield B73 5XP

Sex anytime I do not understand football

Anyone tell me the offside rule as I'm on my own and nothing else on TV LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just on my own and understand footie but think a lovely shaven pussy is more intresting anytime

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over a year ago

At this moment in time its footie for one of us and fab for the other lol

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

definitely sex for me....Ihave an aversion to football...and an addiction to sex,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely choose sex, especially if it could be with Cheryl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ow about this, a bloke who can multitask, watching the game and on here, who would have thought

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"Definitely choose sex, especially if it could be with Cheryl. "

well you can have a kiss anyhow xmwahx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess a kiss is better than nothing. MWAH!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oh well the footie is crap, no one to have any fun with, looks like a brew and a hobnob for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL AND FOOTBALL....no brainer pour moi!!! xxxxxxxxx

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By *ausagetimeMan
over a year ago

Bury

I had sex all afternoon which left plenty of time for football in the evening. Perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well the other half is watching the footy and I know what I'd rather be doin!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends who with......... !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know what I would rather be doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this moment i'm loving watching Manchester United get a good stuffing....come on Barcelona....woohoo!

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over a year ago

"Depends who with......... !"

well Robs watching the footie if you wanna join him lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously prefer sex but seeing Manchester United lose is just as good...god i hate that team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they now on the pitch looking like toddlers that have dropped there ice creams!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"they now on the pitch looking like toddlers that have dropped there ice creams!! lol"

ROFL xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i soooooooooooo love it when pussy boy ronaldo loses his flake out his 99!! pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and thierry henry..yum yum!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously prefer sex but seeing Manchester United lose is just as good...god i hate that team"

ah, an ABU! more concerned with Man U than your own team, and, the word you're looking for is not hate, not Jealous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think I would have had more fun watching paint dry than that pile of doo doo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doo doo???? WTF is doo doo? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

brown blobs lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"brown blobs lol xx

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brown blobs??? u mean shit? well why cant ppl say that then!! brown blobs my arse!!! LOL xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All gone a bit quiet on this post - wonder why! All the Man U fans are sulking Hehehe

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over a year ago

"brown blobs lol xx

brown blobs??? u mean shit? well why cant ppl say that then!! brown blobs my arse!!! LOL xxx "

brown blobs out of your arse!! LOL xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

depends what ya been eating!!!!!!!!!!!! lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a power cut from 9pm til 10pm - I bet all the fans in our street were well pissed off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ok it was shit, and no I'm not a man u fan although I do live in manchester, but it was an english team, didn't matter which team it was. Would rather have had a hot wet woman sitting on my face and wriggling till she gushed in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Oh dear...what a shame she sniggers lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear...what a shame she sniggers lol

oh dear to the power cut or to the wriggling

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Well, male here and not in the slightest interested in football! Always thought it was boring and I sooo can't see where all that aggression comes from!

Sex with a beautiful lady has to come first and for the guy who said "football because I can have sex anytime and a game is only once" Mrs Rumour doesn't think that is the way to endear yourself to most women on here LOL...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, male here and not in the slightest interested in football! Always thought it was boring and I sooo can't see where all that aggression comes from!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'd rather shag my palm,let alone anyone else,than watch football.

Overpaid bunch of Prima Donna's!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Oh dear...what a shame she sniggers lol

oh dear to the power cut or to the wriggling"

the power cut lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football!

I would rather watch Boro reserves play in Grimsby on a cold wet Wednesday night in January than have sex, although if I did have a shag I think I may get a bigger crowd!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, male here and not in the slightest interested in football! Always thought it was boring and I sooo can't see where all that aggression comes from!"

Gay Bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Football!

I would rather watch Boro reserves play in Grimsby on a cold wet Wednesday night in January than have sex, although if I did have a shag I think I may get a bigger crowd!"

Oi! No need for that. We only play midweek games on Tuesdays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously prefer sex but seeing Manchester United lose is just as good...god i hate that team

ah, an ABU! more concerned with Man U than your own team, and, the word you're looking for is not hate, not Jealous

What's an ABU??? Something unflattering i assume!

Nah, not more concerned with Man Utd than my own team....just more concerned tonight with the only two teams playing. And i got the word right, it's definitely hate.

Here's to next season...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did u get a good result ???? lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not mention football!! Ever... again!

Fucking stupid bastard game grrrrr...

Yes, we lost! grrrrr...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now if you'd said 'Watching football or sticking a red hot poker through my scrotum .......

I'd still not watch football Hate it! Hate it! Hate it !

And that's coming from a Northern lad where everyone assumes that everyone likes football ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not mention football!! Ever... again!

Fucking stupid bastard game grrrrr...

Yes, we lost! grrrrr...

Lost? well that is one word for it, for the first 10 mins or so I thought here we go, then they scored and?? well, hey I was rooting for you actually, but Barca were just sublime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No contest - football every time, but not just football, a good film, an interesting documentary or the news beats watching sex for me, that's just me, ask me if anything is better than sex and I can't think of much, its the watching it that bores me, it's nearly as bad as Eastenders nearly but not quite.

About the only sex movies I ever watch is "badly dubbed porn" cos I like a romantic comedy now and again.

Jed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jed you old mucker - know you like watching otherwise why would you always have your heating set on death valley??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No contest - football every time, but not just football, a good film, an interesting documentary or the news beats watching sex for me, that's just me, ask me if anything is better than sex and I can't think of much, its the watching it that bores me, it's nearly as bad as Eastenders nearly but not quite.

About the only sex movies I ever watch is "badly dubbed porn" cos I like a romantic comedy now and again.

Jed"

BOW CHICCAH WOW WOW

JAH JAH

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

us men can multitask you no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously prefer sex but seeing Manchester United lose is just as good...god i hate that team

ah, an ABU! more concerned with Man U than your own team, and, the word you're looking for is not hate, not Jealous

What's an ABU??? Something unflattering i assume!

Nah, not more concerned with Man Utd than my own team....just more concerned tonight with the only two teams playing. And i got the word right, it's definitely hate.

Here's to next season..."

ABU = Anybody But United.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah, not more concerned with Man Utd than my own team....just more concerned tonight with the only two teams playing. And i got the word right, it's definitely hate.

Here's to next season..."

Hate is a strong word and usually used by people not in control of their emotions. I am an MU fan and as much as I wanted them to win in Rome - they didn't play well enough to beat a better team on the night - but I don't *hate* Barcelona for beating us, it's football and sometimes it just doesn't go your way. That's why it's called The Beautiful Game.

People who sit there and say "I hate Manchester United" simply because they have been consistently better than anyone else for the past 13 years are holding a grudge against success - and I'd bet my life these same people also *hate* anyone else who is successful too. It's a very childish thing to say.

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By *orkshiremonkey1Man
over a year ago

Worksop

Sex every time..... football is the wrong shaped ball for me anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least all those Manchester City fans who bought champagne in the locality had a good time, you know it wasnt man utd fans as there was no surge in sales of prawns and champagne in Surrey. They may have been a better team but that is partly because they buy the best players of those challenging them eg Berbatov and Carrick - anyway come on Man City and Chelsea next season - who says money doesn't spoil what may have been an even competition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least all those Manchester City fans who bought champagne in the locality had a good time, you know it wasnt man utd fans as there was no surge in sales of prawns and champagne in Surrey. They may have been a better team but that is partly because they buy the best players of those challenging them eg Berbatov and Carrick - anyway come on Man City and Chelsea next season - who says money doesn't spoil what may have been an even competition."
FOOTBALL AGAIN TOMORROW YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! xxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep him happy and urself by having sex whilst he watching it......works wonders lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FOOTBALL AGAIN TOMORROW YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! xxxxxxxxxx"

Real football finished three weeks ago :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FOOTBALL AGAIN TOMORROW YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! xxxxxxxxxx"

i hope you are shouting YYYAAAAYYY for the toffees mind lol

and if the toffees win i think i will be getting sticky lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FOOTBALL AGAIN TOMORROW YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! xxxxxxxxxx

i hope you are shouting YYYAAAAYYY for the toffees mind lol

and if the toffees win i think i will be getting sticky lol

I'm certainly shouting for the toffee's, last chance of a trophy reaching merseyside, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FOOTBALL AGAIN TOMORROW YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! xxxxxxxxxx

i hope you are shouting YYYAAAAYYY for the toffees mind lol

and if the toffees win i think i will be getting sticky lol

I'm certainly shouting for the toffee's, last chance of a trophy reaching merseyside, lol.

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why wud i do that!! come on CHELSEA!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FOOTBALL AGAIN TOMORROW YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! xxxxxxxxxx

i hope you are shouting YYYAAAAYYY for the toffees mind lol

and if the toffees win i think i will be getting sticky lol

I'm certainly shouting for the toffee's, last chance of a trophy reaching merseyside, lol.

why wud i do that!! come on CHELSEA!!!!!!! "

My mate has a great saying, Every time Chelsea lose, Football wins, he has a point, but now Man City are the ones with the most cash, so that saying could be extended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FOOTBALL AGAIN TOMORROW YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! xxxxxxxxxx

i hope you are shouting YYYAAAAYYY for the toffees mind lol

and if the toffees win i think i will be getting sticky lol

I'm certainly shouting for the toffee's, last chance of a trophy reaching merseyside, lol.

why wud i do that!! come on CHELSEA!!!!!!!

My mate has a great saying, Every time Chelsea lose, Football wins, he has a point, but now Man City are the ones with the most cash, so that saying could be extended.

Hope the weathers fine then,sounds like a great excuse to go off for a BBQ.

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GET IN THERE CHELSEA!!! WOOHOO!! BOLLOX TO DAVID MOYLES............HOWDYA LIKE THEM APPLES .................AINT GONNA BE TOFFEE ONES!!!! XXXXXXXXXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"given the choice what would you pick"

Football whats that?

Craig

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

FUCK the football....

.....sex anyone...???? xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

footie is over so YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS XXX

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"footie is over so YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS XXX"

Wooooooooooooooop wooooooooooooooooop

SEX

It is then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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