FabSwingers.com forum: I'm a slapper

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

According to a close male relative I am social slapper: I'll speak to anyone, anywhere.

I almost slapped him for that comment yesterday.

Are you a slapper too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that give me a good chuckle! I've never been called it, but seeing as I'm a chatterbox and will chat to anyone I guess that means I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitch please, I'm a fucking whore.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Depends on my mood. Sometimes I'm a surly cow, other times I'm a social slapper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the male version? I could be in the running

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

No, I'm socially frigid if anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex Essex slapper at your service

My best friends nick name for me lol

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By *el65Man
over a year ago

paisley

dam , I must be slapper too as I talk to anyone anywhere ,

, awe well need to change the site to

slapper-r-us then ,

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What's the male version? I could be in the running"

You're a slapper too.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No, I'm socially frigid if anything. "

Pull the other one.

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By *aynek80Man
over a year ago

Wirral

If chatting to anyone makes me a male slapper then I'm a male slapper!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to a close male relative I am social slapper: I'll speak to anyone, anywhere.

I almost slapped him for that comment yesterday.

Are you a slapper too?

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yes I am one too .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to a close male relative I am social slapper: I'll speak to anyone, anywhere.

I almost slapped him for that comment yesterday.

Are you a slapper too?

You should of slapped him and said "Im a slapper now"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bo selecta!

Quite selective with who i speak to and that depends on the situation and the context i've bumped in to that individual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll talk to a scabby dog in the street. I'm a social whore !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the same...chat to anyone...so a slapper...and happy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me!

My daughter told me off the other day for flirting with a guy over the phone whilst trying to sort out her electricity bill. It worked tho - debt wiped and cheaper tariff agreed

Sara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better to be a social slapper than an anti-social slapper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am when I'm d*unk otherwise I'm pretty quiet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slapper and proud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come when I women sleeps about she a slag but a man does it he's a stud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quiet unless I'm d*unk lol

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

Im a slapper

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Hands up here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a big time slapper, its my job to deal with customers so its second nature to be chatty. I dont like to be slapped thou

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

When I was a kid, my sister called me a slapper because she didn't know what the word meant and I slapped her..

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Slapper but in a very sociable sexy way find its the best way to have fun lol.

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Socially I'm too shy to be a slapper but I may well be a slapper in other ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not, I don't like talking to people. Which makes me something of an outcast as a geordie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a "Slush"..... Apparently a He-Slut?

I think it's unfair but given it by two fab members (both on here still, friends and verified me).

One had stayed overnight Friday, another came to join us Sat morning. Sadly I had to go out (work) for a couple of hours. Returned just after lunch time to find them waiting for me.

However, when I nipped to the toilet I got a text from another fab member (also still on site and a very good friend). The two ladies read my text (naughty...but I had left my phone in room with them). The text said she was painting in her bikini bottoms only and could I come and help her decorate her room. Now the texted was ver local...just up the road...so what was I to do?

I left the ladies in my flat, told them to enjoy the Fayre that was going on in the local centre just outside....and went to help my friend up the road.

I got back a few hours later and because I had no paint or dirt on me they leapt to rudey conclusion and decided I had been having fun.

I did keep the ladies entertained that evening....and gave them breakfast in the Sunday morning....how does that make me a He-Slut?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How come when I women sleeps about she a slag but a man does it he's a stud "

It's because of the inequality in the sexes.

We were on our way to the Institute of Sexology exhibition at the Wellcome Collection. One of the exhibits was a letter Marie Stopes received telling her she was encouraging sinful behaviour suggesting married couples have sex without the purpose of procreation.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm quiet unless I'm d*unk lol"

A d*unk slapper

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Socially I'm too shy to be a slapper but I may well be a slapper in other ways.

Is this Ingrid or Mr T? Either way I don't believe you.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm not, I don't like talking to people. Which makes me something of an outcast as a geordie

Join VV on the frigid bench.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hands up here"

Where have you got your hands now?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm a "Slush"..... Apparently a He-Slut?

I think it's unfair but given it by two fab members (both on here still, friends and verified me).

One had stayed overnight Friday, another came to join us Sat morning. Sadly I had to go out (work) for a couple of hours. Returned just after lunch time to find them waiting for me.

I left the ladies in my flat, told them to enjoy the Fayre that was going on in the local centre just outside....and went to help my friend up the road.

I got back a few hours later and because I had no paint or dirt on me they leapt to rudey conclusion and decided I had been having fun.

I did keep the ladies entertained that evening....and gave them breakfast in the Sunday morning....how does that make me a He-Slut?"

But did you talk to them?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'm shy and retiring.

Wouldn't say boo to a goose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a "Slush"..... Apparently a He-Slut?

I think it's unfair but given it by two fab members (both on here still, friends and verified me).

One had stayed overnight Friday, another came to join us Sat morning. Sadly I had to go out (work) for a couple of hours. Returned just after lunch time to find them waiting for me.

I left the ladies in my flat, told them to enjoy the Fayre that was going on in the local centre just outside....and went to help my friend up the road.

I got back a few hours later and because I had no paint or dirt on me they leapt to rudey conclusion and decided I had been having fun.

I did keep the ladies entertained that evening....and gave them breakfast in the Sunday morning....how does that make me a He-Slut?

But did you talk to them?

I talked to them all....I still do regularly. Two of them yesterday....and they knew I was with someone else last night....and taking someone different to laugh at shifty fades on Wed.....I have a slushy reputation to keep up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I chat to anyone me..i must be on the game then

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the male version? I could be in the running

You're a slapper too."

Does happy _lappy count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends,on my situation, and surroundings, I'm 90% of the time a right social slapper, but have also been known to sit quietly, and peruse.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I babble when I'm nervous and in a one to one situation where my shyness would be too awkward to indulge in. Put me in a bigger group and I'm more than happy to sit back and take in the conversation around me. Unless I've been drinking and have reached tipsy or more, which I rarely do these days.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Social Butterfly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a slapper too then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a few slappers on this thread that I would love to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People accuse me of being a Grumpy git coz I never speak to anyone..ever

Grumpy Gimp

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

So many slappers. Who'd have thunk it on Fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more of a puncher.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm more of a puncher.

That doesn't sound like much fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm more of a puncher.

That doesn't sound like much fun.

Not with that attitude

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

i can talk to anyone on the streets or at bus stops

or just in a casual crowd

get me near a big crowd im not ok i can go quiet

i can socialize and then disappear somewhere quiet as i found out im not the only one that can do it

i have found smaller groups of people away from the big crowd where we all have ended up having a right good chat with each other

or its been the opposite way and they found where id gone

what started as a small group ended up being a largish group people away from the large group

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

"Socially I'm too shy to be a slapper but I may well be a slapper in other ways.

Is this Ingrid or Mr T? Either way I don't believe you.

Ingrid and it's true!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sooner be a slapper than a pariah

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By *aitinkCouple
over a year ago

York

You should have slapped him then you would be a slapper and he a slappee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sooner be a slapper than a pariah

Don't talk to him

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

It had been known x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, I like to yap

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yeah, I like to yap"

A yappy slapper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, I like to yap

A yappy slapper.

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sounds like a yorkie in heat..... Ok

I'll get my coat

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd rather meet a chatty amusing intelligent woman like you lickety than a distant aloof up their arse difficult to approach moo with no conversation or charisma

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

I love being a slapper

coz I love people

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

I am a slapper

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm Slappy

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"According to a close male relative I am social slapper: I'll speak to anyone, anywhere.

I almost slapped him for that comment yesterday.

Are you a slapper too?

Nah...according to my ex-husband I'm a desperate slut!

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By *isco MickeyMan
over a year ago

South London

Well what's the complication it's only conversation

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"According to a close male relative I am social slapper: I'll speak to anyone, anywhere.

I almost slapped him for that comment yesterday.

Are you a slapper too?

Nah...according to my ex-husband I'm a desperate slut! "

And I thought he loved you.

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