FabSwingers.com forum: Would laugh if it hadnt hurt so much

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So Ive had my uncles dogs for a week and all went well with no incident! Yesterday he was flying back in and coming to collect them, about 5.30 I went outside to get the washing in off the line, as I turn around with the towels and peg bag in hand I hadnt realised one of the dogs had come behind me as I stepped forward...

So guess who loses their balance, fall staight down the stepped area of patio (about 6 to 8" high) put my hand out to stop me going head first into the french doors and bashed both knees!

Have to say I am quite proud I got myself up, picked up all the spilt pegs and towels and got myself inside before crying my eyes out!

Trip to a&e and xrays later I have a badly sprained left wrist (thank god im right handed) and I have some cuts and bruises!

It was so comical how it happened looking back that if it hadnt hurt so much I would have laughed!

So r&r day, had a box of choccies and big bottle of wine dropped off (wine will be consumed when not on pain killers) rugby is on and im curled up on the couch!

Anyone else ever had an accident that is on comic levels despite the pain?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When I first wore glasses I was going to a social in Birmingham thought I'd be clever and not wear them.

Walking down broad street didn't see the path change fell flat on my face and landed on my boob it was painful. Managed to get up and hide round a corner before I started to cry

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I fall over a lot. I don't know how comical they are.

I was at a couples party with my ex when I first started doing this stuff and the curtain rod in the bedroom feel and hit me on the head. My ex looked up from giving oral to a woman and just said "you alright?" didn't wait for an answer and went down on her again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a teen, was wiv all my mates just messing about and my mates bf started flicking matches at me so I went 2 play fight wiv him, he then got both his feet round my 1 foot and tripped me to the ground im there crying in pain and 1 of the lads decided it would b a funny moment to fart in my face.

After a trip 2 a and e I had a fractured ankle and had my leg in a cast for 2 months

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I first wore glasses I was going to a social in Birmingham thought I'd be clever and not wear them.

Walking down broad street didn't see the path change fell flat on my face and landed on my boob it was painful. Managed to get up and hide round a corner before I started to cry"

Ouch!!! Oh i bet you dont forget them now x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fall over a lot. I don't know how comical they are.

Bloody hell.. Is that why he is an ex? Nothing like a caring male is there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I was a teen, was wiv all my mates just messing about and my mates bf started flicking matches at me so I went 2 play fight wiv him, he then got both his feet round my 1 foot and tripped me to the ground im there crying in pain and 1 of the lads decided it would b a funny moment to fart in my face.

After a trip 2 a and e I had a fractured ankle and had my leg in a cast for 2 months "

What the hell.. Boys are just so bloody pleasant arent they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't funny at the time cos I was in tears but the thing was none of the lads helped get me 2 my house, they stood there and watched my mum and my mates mum support me in hopping

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I fall over a lot. I don't know how comical they are.

Bloody hell.. Is that why he is an ex? Nothing like a caring male is there! "

He's still my best friend though.

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By *ina75Woman
over a year ago

Stone

Been sat in hot car for ages in traffic jam. Eventually got home desperate for A wee. Stood up after wiping myself and passed out headbutting the sink with my knickers still round my ankles. Lovely black eye for weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell over dancing d*unkenly in heels to Cotton Eyed Joe and buggered up the anterior cruciate ligament in my knee. I manage to hobble off the dance floor in shame and get myself home in a taxi before realising I couldn't walk up the stairs.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Anyone else ever had an accident that is on comic levels despite the pain? "

I was once run over by an old lady in a mobility scooter.

It was a hit and run - she didn't stop and I watched as she disappeared off down the high street. It was only as passers by chuckled and another old lady bent down to help me up I noticed the blood running down my head.

I still have the scar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone else ever had an accident that is on comic levels despite the pain?

I was once run over by an old lady in a mobility scooter.

I still have the scar.

That is technically assault with a vehicle! I bloody hate people in them they dont care who is in the way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fell over dancing d*unkenly in heels to Cotton Eyed Joe and buggered up the anterior cruciate ligament in my knee. I manage to hobble off the dance floor in shame and get myself home in a taxi before realising I couldn't walk up the stairs. "

Oh god Anna thats one hell of an injury to do whilst dancing! When d*unk and in heels I usually just cause myself concussion x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i fell down 13 concrete steps and into my front door.. id booked a hotel room in plymouth for a social meet and was still determined to go even though my thigh was blue/purple.. it was a talking point thats for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god Anna thats one hell of an injury to do whilst dancing! When d*unk and in heels I usually just cause myself concussion x"

Sobering up in A&E and having to explain it to the doctor wasn't much fun either

Have never done anything as bad as that since. A couple of broken toes and bruises but that's it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i fell down 13 concrete steps and into my front door.. id booked a hotel room in plymouth for a social meet and was still determined to go even though my thigh was blue/purple.. it was a talking point thats for sure "

Owwww! I am so cautious on stone steps petrified that im gonna fall down them and break my neck or something x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm covered in bruises. Couldn't tell you where from x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i tried to upload the pictures but they were removed as they were too graphic and indicated abuse .. how wrong they were lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i tried to upload the pictures but they were removed as they were too graphic and indicated abuse .. how wrong they were lol "

Ouch xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Trying to cook one handed isnt working very well! Anyone fancy giving me a hand? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was about 11 me and my friends were going to build a tree house in our local woods. I climbed the tree, about eight foot or so, branch snapped and I fell plop......into a fresh pile of sloppy cow shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to cook one handed isnt working very well! Anyone fancy giving me a hand? Lol"

I'd love to, but I need both of my hands!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trying to cook one handed isnt working very well! Anyone fancy giving me a hand? Lol

I'd love to, but I need both of my hands!

How rude not helping a lady in need haha theres a bowl of bolognese in it for you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My OH fell out of a jacuzzi, he got stuck with one leg out and one in, the sight from behind wasn't the most elegant I have to say.

I was concerned but after ensuring he was I laughed for the rest of the night over it. The hostess kept messaging worrying that he'd have a hernia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to cook one handed isnt working very well! Anyone fancy giving me a hand? Lol

I'd love to, but I need both of my hands!

How rude not helping a lady in need haha theres a bowl of bolognese in it for you!! "

If only I'd known earlier! Love bolognese with crusty bread, but had homemade chip butties for tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came off my bike on williamsons park memorial steps at speed once....apparently me pinwheeling down the rest of the stairs was funny to behold...I was pretty fat back then so I should imagine I bounced a good bit too

Landed up with a broken elbow with two operations to fix it....things fucked now with a limited range of movement....bugger

Still, it's become a funny story now...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trying to cook one handed isnt working very well! Anyone fancy giving me a hand? Lol

I'd love to, but I need both of my hands!

How rude not helping a lady in need haha theres a bowl of bolognese in it for you!!

If only I'd known earlier! Love bolognese with crusty bread, but had homemade chip butties for tea!"

Ah shucks! Pouring a big glass of wine now since not had painkillers for a few hours x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to cook one handed isnt working very well! Anyone fancy giving me a hand? Lol

I'd love to, but I need both of my hands!

How rude not helping a lady in need haha theres a bowl of bolognese in it for you!!

If only I'd known earlier! Love bolognese with crusty bread, but had homemade chip butties for tea!

Ah shucks! Pouring a big glass of wine now since not had painkillers for a few hours x"

I'll toast you from here! I'll come have a glass with you sometime!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trying to cook one handed isnt working very well! Anyone fancy giving me a hand? Lol

I'd love to, but I need both of my hands!

How rude not helping a lady in need haha theres a bowl of bolognese in it for you!!

If only I'd known earlier! Love bolognese with crusty bread, but had homemade chip butties for tea!

Ah shucks! Pouring a big glass of wine now since not had painkillers for a few hours x

I'll toast you from here! I'll come have a glass with you sometime!

Deal x

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I was out clubbing, went for a fag on the roof. As I was coming back down I tripped over my own feet and flew down the stairs. Sprained my ankle. Then walked 3 miles home on it. Oops.

When I was little my dad was d*unk and did a flip on the trampoline. Except he didn't mean to do a double flip. He landed on his face on the bark and had to clean around his eye with tcp.

I fell off the monkey bars in the park and landed on my back. My mum came over and put me across her lap to rub my back and I puked on her shoes.

Recently I fell up the stairs and as I stood up I hit my head on the windowsill and didn't realise til the next morning that my head had been bleeding.

I'm convinced I should live in a bubble

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

the funniest one was when I was younger and was riding a bike in a country path when this old bloke wouldn't get out of my way so I slammed on the brakes and went flying over a wall into a load of pigs!!!! hurt my leg but they all still laughed when I said what happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to cook one handed isnt working very well! Anyone fancy giving me a hand? Lol

I'd love to, but I need both of my hands!

How rude not helping a lady in need haha theres a bowl of bolognese in it for you!!

If only I'd known earlier! Love bolognese with crusty bread, but had homemade chip butties for tea!

Ah shucks! Pouring a big glass of wine now since not had painkillers for a few hours x

I'll toast you from here! I'll come have a glass with you sometime!

Deal x"

Cool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else ever had an accident that is on comic levels despite the pain?

I was once run over by an old lady in a mobility scooter.

I still have the scar.

Not gonna lie I laughed hard at that!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I will say your damn lucky that you didnt get much more than what you did

ive had to repair many a glass door as some have gone through them cutting themselves with the glass

ive fallen on a broken glass bottle after being pulled off a climbing frame in fun and it cut very close to the main artery at the wrist, if it had been another cm over it would have gone straight through it

same hand cut through skin close to bone with a little angle grinder and i still carried on working didnt feel a thing i noticed a little blood it was fine didnt care so just carried on

that was 2 trips to A and e

other than that ive had nothing else major

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By *aymondBaroneMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Was getting chased by someone with a water pistol and ran straight into conservatory door head first that was shut (had been open whole time I was there so presumed still was) lovely crack in the middle of it.

Also was on bus stood up to get off at next stop,the bus driver thought I'd missed me stop so slammed brakes on. I wasn't holding onto anything so ended up running down the bus and into the windscreen again head first. . And again I smashed it haha

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

God I feel slightly sick reading all these stories! I've never had a nasty accident myself but I'm terrified of slipping on ice or something and breaking a wrist or ankle. My ex slipped on black ice a couple of years ago 2 doors down from my house coming to pick the kids up, I took one look at his wrist and said it was broken it just looked sooo wrong.

Then in October my daughter simply went over on her ankle and broke her tibia and fibula, they were such a mess. Ten weeks with an external fixator and zero weight bearing, then a few weeks in a pot, lots of tears and hard work and she still isn't 100% and people say "she'll have to be more careful " but how can you be more careful when you weren't doing anything dangerous in the first place

Honestly it's something that really worries me, probably sounds strange!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Slipped on some wet decking walking to a hut tub and smashed my knee.

Stood up out of my chair at work, turned around and tripped over a box file I'd left behind my chair and smacked my knee on the floor.

Tripped over a taught wire and smashed my knee on the floor.

Basically my knees are now fucked! At least all these 3 caused amusement to my friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had collected my girlfriends dry cleaning, with the words don't crease it getting it home still ringing in my ears, I cycled home with it on my handle bars. I didn't notice one end slide down as I was riding along, approaching a roundabout my front wheel locked up and spat me over the handleba Went to A&E I had torn some muscles & ligaments in my shoulder, a few cuts and bruises. Even got bollocked from the girlfriend for creasing her trousers.

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