FabSwingers.com forum: Fellas, what would you do

By *habs OP Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

If a girl you've wanted (but failed) to meet finally agreed on one condition: You took her to see a certain 50 Shades movie first (and yes, you paid)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failed to meet how? Did she reject you originally?

If so I'd tell her to piss off.

But if you let her down originally I would to make it up to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id consider it a small price for a lady ive wanted to shag for a while

fifty shades is prolly the perfect movie to set things up as well

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I would offer to pay, anyone who asked me to would be going on their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only if we can go to the local Wimpy Bar later on

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By *irtyAndCh33kyCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

"If a girl you've wanted (but failed) to meet finally agreed on one condition: You took her to see a certain 50 Shades movie first (and yes, you paid)?"

It's unfair punishment making anyone sit thru that film. It shows a vicious nasty streak. Tell her to aim higher

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

No shag is worth the pain of that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back row and who the hell will be watching anyway?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Send her in to watch it and go to a different screen yourself and watch something decent!! Meet her in the foyer afterwards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I invited a lady to see fifty shades today. We have a great time in the lighting section at Homebase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a form of SM torture?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I think my response would have an 'off' in it somewhere...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes why not, would consider it a cheap foreplay move to a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A less than polite refusal on the grounds of artistic differences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you asked a lass to go an see a porn movie 9 out of 10 would tell you to piss off wats so diffrent with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I invited a lady to see fifty shades today. We have a great time in the lighting section at Homebase"

I think Funky Monkey has more than 50. I hate to think what you'd have to do to see them though

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By *remiumChocolate_milkMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Take her on the condition that she wears a collar. Make sure you take a leash

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I would take her. One provisso, if I nod off, she has to wake me with a BJ.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I would take her. One provisso, if I nod off, she has to wake me with a BJ. "

Deal

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I would take her. One provisso, if I nod off, she has to wake me with a BJ. "

Oh when are we going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a girl you've wanted (but failed) to meet finally agreed on one condition: You took her to see a certain 50 Shades movie first (and yes, you paid)?"

Now Now!Man up and tell her to eff off!Dont lower yourself!

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By *habs OP Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

That's the weird thing,after 2 years of "I'm busy" makes me wonderwhy she's so interested now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F*ck off - I wouldn't even be polite in this case!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two Years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would offer to pay, anyone who asked me to would be going on their own."

agree with this

But on a more serious note there is noone I want to shag that much that I'd endure that movie for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if she agreed to pay for the popcorn, which is far more expensive than the ticket price lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's the weird thing,after 2 years of "I'm busy" makes me wonderwhy she's so interested now."

Two years of "I'm busy" means she has shagged all the other local swingers and it is now your turn. X

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By *habs OP Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"That's the weird thing,after 2 years of "I'm busy" makes me wonderwhy she's so interested now.

Two years of "I'm busy" means she has shagged all the other local swingers and it is now your turn. X"

Or her list has run dry and she's down to the "in case of emergency break glass" list rather than nothing?

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

id rather take her to watch that film as it wouldnt be a bribe in the first place

I think i could name other films that id rather not watch instead

that film would be a breeze to watch compared to the other films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can't get anyone else to go with her and doesn't want to look like a loner

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I thought that the US had agreed their involvement in torture and that it was permanently ceased. This film proves otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a great deal of prejudgment regarding the film. Just because the books won't win literary prizes, it doesn't mean the film isn't erotic/horny.

Who's taking me and wants a bj after?

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

"I would offer to pay, anyone who asked me to would be going on their own."

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By *habs OP Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"There is a great deal of prejudgment regarding the film. Just because the books won't win literary prizes, it doesn't mean the film isn't erotic/horny.

Who's taking me and wants a bj after?

I wouldn't put it as pre-judgement if its a poor knock off of The Secretary (from 20 years ago), appeals to the twilight fans, and is panned by critics who have seen it.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I would offer to pay, anyone who asked me to would be going on their own.

agree with this

But on a more serious note there is noone I want to shag that much that I'd endure that movie for them "

Same here

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By *habs OP Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"She can't get anyone else to go with her and doesn't want to look like a loner "

That's what I thought: in case of emergency, break glass.

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"If a girl you've wanted (but failed) to meet finally agreed on one condition: You took her to see a certain 50 Shades movie first (and yes, you paid)?"

No brainer..I've watched loads of shit films,and will see plenty more, so would happily watch fifty shades..especially if its getting her mmmmmooooooooiiiiiissssssstttttttt

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"She can't get anyone else to go with her and doesn't want to look like a loner

That's what I thought: in case of emergency, break glass."

Very unlikely.

Have you asked her why the change of heart?

Someone who bailed on me a while ago got back in touch recently and that was the first thing I asked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"F*ck off - I wouldn't even be polite in this case!"

Oh shush. We are watching it. You need the tips

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"There is a great deal of prejudgment regarding the film. Just because the books won't win literary prizes, it doesn't mean the film isn't erotic/horny.

Who's taking me and wants a bj after?

I wouldn't put it as pre-judgement if its a poor knock off of The Secretary (from 20 years ago), appeals to the twilight fans, and is panned by critics who have seen it."

Plus it's not based on BDSM and has brought a zillion wannabe dumbinants into the world.

I've lost count of the number of guys that have told me they're my Mr. Grey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me, if I want to sleep, I would rather do it snugged up in my own bed

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By *habs OP Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"Not for me, if I want to sleep, I would rather do it snugged up in my own bed

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I saw it with girlfriends on Friday - I enjoyed it as escapism and eye candy although the dialogue was cornier than Kellogg's a lot of the time but apparently that mirrors the books (which I haven't read)

Now if someone made it a condition of a meet that I went to see Prometheus 2 when it comes out, that's one I'll be turning down as I won't get those 2 hours of my life back that I wasted watching the first one - biggest pile of shite ever

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I would decline. My moral stance on the marbeting and release of such a film at Velentines day is worth more than the chance of a shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you not drop her off at the cinema then pop to the pub for a couple of hours and pick her up when it finishes ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a girl you've wanted (but failed) to meet finally agreed on one condition: You took her to see a certain 50 Shades movie first (and yes, you paid)?"

No chance, I don't do conditions like that.

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a girl you've wanted (but failed) to meet finally agreed on one condition: You took her to see a certain 50 Shades movie first (and yes, you paid)?"

If she finally agreed on the basis of seeing a movie, I would have given up ages ago. Clearly she wants to go see it, but doesn't want to look like a saddo sex starved individual and go by herself.

1. She kept saying no, thats a hint in my book.

2. If she wanted to play, she would have agreed before the film.

3. You end up sitting through a film you probably would have avoided, she will thank you for keeping her company whilst she has a lady diddle over the film.

4. You will go home frustrated from meeting someone you have lusted after but wouldn't have met were it not for the film.

Tell her to wait for the dvd an watch it at hers.

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

id tell her to fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say I have already taken someone else to see it.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Can someone take me to see it lol

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By *habs OP Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"Can someone take me to see it lol

Lets go see Kingsman instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a girl you've wanted (but failed) to meet finally agreed on one condition: You took her to see a certain 50 Shades movie first (and yes, you paid)?"

I'd tell her to take her face for a shit!!!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

2 yrs

And you're asking?

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I would think if I wasn't good enough to meet then, I wouldn't be good enough to meet now and politely decline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id find someone that genuinely wanted me

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

CANTERBURY

How about turning it on its head....if you have sex, you promise to take her to see the film afterwards.....

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By *habs OP Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"2 yrs

And you're asking? "

Apparently some women don't like to feel rushed.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"if you asked a lass to go an see a porn movie 9 out of 10 would tell you to piss off wats so diffrent with this"

She's female, he's male.

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