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the things you wish your kids wouldn't say

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've always prided myself on the fact that we've always had an open honest relationship, but he doesn't know where to draw the line.

Wednesday when I met them he announced he likes his balls stroked to go to sleep.

Just now he's said their going for a pizza before the cinema as she might hopefully get some ideas and drag him home

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I couldnt begin to tell the discussions my son and I have.

They usually end up with hilarious laughter. Guess we have never learned what boundaries are.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I couldnt begin to tell the discussions my son and I have.

They usually end up with hilarious laughter. Guess we have never learned what boundaries are. "
makes me bloody laugh, your right I never taught him boundaries.

I remember when he was about six he sat on my knee and asked me if I'd allow him to have sex when he's older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming from a young girl, I can always be open with my parents (can't say they know about me and Fab though) and it has made it a lot easier to trust them and tell them when I've done something wrong/stupid and when I need help. A lot of people I know have parents who don't want to hear certain things come out of their mouth, even if we are young adults and I think that restricts their relationship! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum would give me a right whack if I utterd the f word, even today in my forties it's definitely a no no

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Coming from a young girl, I can always be open with my parents (can't say they know about me and Fab though) and it has made it a lot easier to trust them and tell them when I've done something wrong/stupid and when I need help. A lot of people I know have parents who don't want to hear certain things come out of their mouth, even if we are young adults and I think that restricts their relationship! X"
I agree I've been through a lot of serious issues with my son and I know a lot of kids would of his it from their parents, funny thing is when he got to being a teen and just did stuff to wind me up I'd shout but if I was quite and spoke normally he knew it was serious.

Can't see the point in losing the plot over something that's already done much better to discuss how its not going to happen again

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I speak to my son openly and honestly , and him me ( to an extent ) But what really annoys me is when he utters the words "in a minute"

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I speak to my son openly and honestly , and him me ( to an extent ) But what really annoys me is when he utters the words "in a minute""
wait till he starts grunting

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"I speak to my son openly and honestly , and him me ( to an extent ) But what really annoys me is when he utters the words "in a minute"wait till he starts grunting "

He grunts constantly between "in a minutes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of mine today learnt to shout "we're stealing this car!" as we drive out of a car park.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"One of mine today learnt to shout "we're stealing this car!" as we drive out of a car park.

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that's just reminded me of when my son was about 2 1/2 and just making sentences, I accident my hit him in the face with a toy and made his nose bleed, he went round telling everyone I'd made his nose bleed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of mine today learnt to shout "we're stealing this car!" as we drive out of a car park.

that's just reminded me of when my son was about 2 1/2 and just making sentences, I accident my hit him in the face with a toy and made his nose bleed, he went round telling everyone I'd made his nose bleed "

Haha. My other one told me he was going to tell his teacher that I hit him. I asked why, as I've never ever hit him and don't believe in spanking kids, etc. He said it's because I wouldn't give him a biscuit.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

My lad is 4 next week and comes out with some stuff that makes me cry laughing and other stuff that makes me want the earth to swallow me up!

Took him to the local swimming pool and in the jacuzzi pool he announced 'are there loads of people farting in here'

He also told me that the black kid in the orange trunks looked like a chocolate orange! I nearly died. We had a stern chat after that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you babysit tonight

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"One of mine today learnt to shout "we're stealing this car!" as we drive out of a car park.

that's just reminded me of when my son was about 2 1/2 and just making sentences, I accident my hit him in the face with a toy and made his nose bleed, he went round telling everyone I'd made his nose bleed

Haha. My other one told me he was going to tell his teacher that I hit him. I asked why, as I've never ever hit him and don't believe in spanking kids, etc. He said it's because I wouldn't give him a biscuit."
omg, that is funny. I have a really posh friend and her little girl was about four when the baby was born and was being naughty at the checkout so my friend told her off, she did no more than run to the front of the supermarket and curl up in a ball shouting don't bear me mummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of mine today learnt to shout "we're stealing this car!" as we drive out of a car park.

that's just reminded me of when my son was about 2 1/2 and just making sentences, I accident my hit him in the face with a toy and made his nose bleed, he went round telling everyone I'd made his nose bleed

Haha. My other one told me he was going to tell his teacher that I hit him. I asked why, as I've never ever hit him and don't believe in spanking kids, etc. He said it's because I wouldn't give him a biscuit."
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I'd have forced him to eat the whole pack and wash it down with full day and then say... Ha that'll teach yer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My middle daughters the worse, she tells me everything she gets upto sexually, she only does it to piss me off she finds it funny

I have to walk away sometimes as i really do not want to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As we drove past a cyclist one day my grandson,who was 2 at the time,shouted "run the dude over nan!"

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond


"My lad is 4 next week and comes out with some stuff that makes me cry laughing and other stuff that makes me want the earth to swallow me up!

Took him to the local swimming pool and in the jacuzzi pool he announced 'are there loads of people farting in here'

He also told me that the black kid in the orange trunks looked like a chocolate orange! I nearly died. We had a stern chat after that one! "

Lmao @ the chocolate orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of mine today learnt to shout "we're stealing this car!" as we drive out of a car park.

that's just reminded me of when my son was about 2 1/2 and just making sentences, I accident my hit him in the face with a toy and made his nose bleed, he went round telling everyone I'd made his nose bleed

Haha. My other one told me he was going to tell his teacher that I hit him. I asked why, as I've never ever hit him and don't believe in spanking kids, etc. He said it's because I wouldn't give him a biscuit..

I'd have forced him to eat the whole pack and wash it down with full day and then say... Ha that'll teach yer "

I'm hoping you are joking?

I am constantly in the head's office anyway so I did mention that he'd said this to cover my back. They know what he's like (and what I'm like) so he wouldn't get very far announcing something like that, bless him. Points for trying though!

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By *arewithmeMan
over a year ago

Craven Arms


"My lad is 4 next week and comes out with some stuff that makes me cry laughing and other stuff that makes me want the earth to swallow me up!

Took him to the local swimming pool and in the jacuzzi pool he announced 'are there loads of people farting in here'

He also told me that the black kid in the orange trunks looked like a chocolate orange! I nearly died. We had a stern chat after that one!

Lmao @ the chocolate orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of mine today learnt to shout "we're stealing this car!" as we drive out of a car park.

that's just reminded me of when my son was about 2 1/2 and just making sentences, I accident my hit him in the face with a toy and made his nose bleed, he went round telling everyone I'd made his nose bleed

Haha. My other one told me he was going to tell his teacher that I hit him. I asked why, as I've never ever hit him and don't believe in spanking kids, etc. He said it's because I wouldn't give him a biscuit..

I'd have forced him to eat the whole pack and wash it down with full day and then say... Ha that'll teach yer

I'm hoping you are joking?

I am constantly in the head's office anyway so I did mention that he'd said this to cover my back. They know what he's like (and what I'm like) so he wouldn't get very far announcing something like that, bless him. Points for trying though!"
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Of course I was joking, everybody knows the best solution in that instance is to lock them in a cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of mine today learnt to shout "we're stealing this car!" as we drive out of a car park.

that's just reminded me of when my son was about 2 1/2 and just making sentences, I accident my hit him in the face with a toy and made his nose bleed, he went round telling everyone I'd made his nose bleed

Haha. My other one told me he was going to tell his teacher that I hit him. I asked why, as I've never ever hit him and don't believe in spanking kids, etc. He said it's because I wouldn't give him a biscuit..

I'd have forced him to eat the whole pack and wash it down with full day and then say... Ha that'll teach yer

I'm hoping you are joking?

I am constantly in the head's office anyway so I did mention that he'd said this to cover my back. They know what he's like (and what I'm like) so he wouldn't get very far announcing something like that, bless him. Points for trying though!.

Of course I was joking, everybody knows the best solution in that instance is to lock them in a cupboard "

Sorry, I have to check, because some of the things you hear parents say they do to their kids is more than a little disturbing!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I knew it was trouble when my daughters sentances began MUM SAID how can you deny it lol

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"you aren't my real dad you bastard"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As we drove past a cyclist one day my grandson,who was 2 at the time,shouted "run the dude over nan!" "

That's a classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being called into my son's school because he's told all the other kids in his class how babies are made (he's 7) lol needless to say there wasn't much I could say at the time because he was correct with what he said but sitting there in the little kids chair while being told all this by the headmaster was not good!!! lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

'Mummy I love cock porn'

At full volume

In a crowded cinema!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

There's a few funny books out by Sarah Greene'Radio 2 about stories that listeners would write in with every day to do with the funny things their kids have said.

I cant remember the name but they were a 'Children in need' fund raiser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing I hate hearing from upstairs Is. ."Daddy can u wipe my but I've had a massive poo"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lad is 4 next week and comes out with some stuff that makes me cry laughing and other stuff that makes me want the earth to swallow me up!

Took him to the local swimming pool and in the jacuzzi pool he announced 'are there loads of people farting in here'

He also told me that the black kid in the orange trunks looked like a chocolate orange! I nearly died. We had a stern chat after that one! "
that made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my daughter was about 5/6 we were on a train and 2 midgets were sitting opposite us and Abbey proudly stood up and asked if Snow White was at the toilet .Wanted the ground to open up after that one

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"When my daughter was about 5/6 we were on a train and 2 midgets were sitting opposite us and Abbey proudly stood up and asked if Snow White was at the toilet .Wanted the ground to open up after that one "

Hahahaha... That's hilarious!!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"One of mine today learnt to shout "we're stealing this car!" as we drive out of a car park.

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Priceless

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