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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Whilst we are celebrating the birth of Valentine, lets not forget those who are unloved.

This is a sad day for the singles amongst us. And with your help, we can do something about it.

Just £5, will but a 4 pack of beer, to make the day more tolerable. £25 will give them access to a dating website. For £100, they can hire themselves a sex worker who will make sure they are looked after.

With your help and donations, we can make single people happier.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i was a woman, i would rather give the money to charity who help people who are less fortunate than others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give a man a wank and you'll make him happy for a while but teach a man to wank...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst we are celebrating the birth of Valentine, lets not forget those who are unloved.

This is a sad day for the singles amongst us. And with your help, we can do something about it.

Just £5, will but a 4 pack of beer, to make the day more tolerable. £25 will give them access to a dating website. For £100, they can hire themselves a sex worker who will make sure they are looked after.

With your help and donations, we can make single people happier.

Thank you"

Text 70043682905683668200 to donate 10p. Perms and conditioner available at a local hairdresser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its just another day to us singletons

bring on the rugby!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I got as many cards as I sent!

Just another usual Valentine's Day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its just another day to us singletons

bring on the rugby! "

To the pub!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

This single person is quite content today, despite facing a day of chores and no sex.

Life's ok.

Mind you, it's early yet. Something could still wind me up.

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Give a man a wank and you'll make him happy for a while but teach a man to wank..."

And he can earn money giving handjobs.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

All Il be tinkering with today is me bike , so I'm happy as a pig in poo

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Give a man a wank and you'll make him happy for a while but teach a man to wank..."

No fecker taught me, but I have had loads of practise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not a sad day for me! I'm a happy singleton with lots of sexy fab friends. I'm having a happy Valentine's day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a lovely evening planned. I'm cooking a lovely meal for some one special, followed by some chocolate fudge cake desert, plenty of candles and maybe a lovely hot bath together.

I love you, forever, my pal my right hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going to drink myself into oblivion.. Becoming single again just before valentines is heart breaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love being single, not having a card on one daft day of the year is a small price to pay for a shit and hassle free life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im going to drink myself into oblivion.. Becoming single again just before valentines is heart breaking"

Oh poor thing x

Enjoy the rugby, do what makes you smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a lovely evening planned. I'm cooking a lovely meal for some one special, followed by some chocolate fudge cake desert, plenty of candles and maybe a lovely hot bath together.

I love you, forever, my pal my right hand "

Aww I was actually going a bit mushy for you there for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im going to drink myself into oblivion.. Becoming single again just before valentines is heart breaking

Oh poor thing x

Enjoy the rugby, do what makes you smile"

Doubt i'll see it ive already started drinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im going to drink myself into oblivion.. Becoming single again just before valentines is heart breaking

Oh poor thing x

Enjoy the rugby, do what makes you smile

Doubt i'll see it ive already started drinking "

And so like I said ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Original post almost makes it look like being single is a bad thing.

It's not.

I am quite happy being single thank you

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Original post almost makes it look like being single is a bad thing.

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Original post was a parody of those charity ads you see on TV.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Original post almost makes it look like being single is a bad thing.

Original post was a parody of those charity ads you see on TV. "

I got it. I think most of us did.

I've been looking at shoes in the hope I'll get donations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£100 won't get the man I'm after,make it £200

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a lovely evening planned. I'm cooking a lovely meal for some one special, followed by some chocolate fudge cake desert, plenty of candles and maybe a lovely hot bath together.

I love you, forever, my pal my right hand "

Technically your right hand is helping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a lovely evening planned. I'm cooking a lovely meal for some one special, followed by some chocolate fudge cake desert, plenty of candles and maybe a lovely hot bath together.

I love you, forever, my pal my right hand

Technically your right hand is helping"

True. I could use yours hands instead ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a lovely evening planned. I'm cooking a lovely meal for some one special, followed by some chocolate fudge cake desert, plenty of candles and maybe a lovely hot bath together.

I love you, forever, my pal my right hand

Technically your right hand is helping

True. I could use yours hands instead ?"

Right hand waving ***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a lovely evening planned. I'm cooking a lovely meal for some one special, followed by some chocolate fudge cake desert, plenty of candles and maybe a lovely hot bath together.

I love you, forever, my pal my right hand

Technically your right hand is helping

True. I could use yours hands instead ?

Right hand waving *** "

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"Whilst we are celebrating the birth of Valentine, lets not forget those who are unloved.

This is a sad day for the singles amongst us. And with your help, we can do something about it.

Just £5, will but a 4 pack of beer, to make the day more tolerable. £25 will give them access to a dating website. For £100, they can hire themselves a sex worker who will make sure they are looked after.

With your help and donations, we can make single people happier.

Thank you"

. There are lots of contented single people . In many cases being single gives you much more control over your life and within reason you can do as you pleasure . There are probably far more people with partners who are unhappy but are unable to do anything about it .

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I get to not celebrate valentines and not celebrate my wedding anniversary today!!

BUT I'm a damn site happier on my own than I ever was in a bad relationship. And I hope that if I ever do find mr right that we can show each other that we care on any day, a card and Chocs on a set day means nothing.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

since I can't drink can i have my £5 donation go on 3 1ltr cartons or strawberry milk... and a lotto ticket for tonight (lucky dip)

strawberry milk... rugby and footy.... its like i am 12 all over again!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who needs Valentines?!

There's rugby to be watched!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Who needs Valentines?!

There's rugby to be watched! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

News flash, there's a single party at mine tonight.

Confirmed attendees so far are;

- nobody,

But you better hurry cos space is limited + I might fall asleep

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


" like i am 12 all over again!!!! "

Got to admit, tonight I'll be playing computer games

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