FabSwingers.com forum: Secret Valentines...it's time to see if you got one...

By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Here we go gang...I've even got my antiquated lappie out cos I'm shite with copying and pasting on the iPad (the things I do for you lot)...

First off, for any of the lovely single gents who don't get a personal Valentine, here's one from some unfussy, desperate old slapper...

Roses are red

Violets are canny

Come to Arse End

And demolish my fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

For Shag

There was a young man from Penge,

Who liked to be milked again and again.

His body like a god,

Although his hair a little odd,

I bet he fucks like a train.

This one's for me (I had to beg though)

Sitting on my lazy arse

I drift into a daydream,

Thinking 'about you fully smothered

From head to toe in cream.

I really want to kiss you

put a smacker on your lips.

Stroke your beautiful body

from your shoulders to your hips.

I want to nibble your ears

and run my fingers through your hair

But what I'd really love to do . .

. . is play with your lovely pair!

Let me touch these tities,

Let me kiss this sexy mouth.

Let me lie with you in bed,

Gently gently going south.

But I can't help thinking what it'll be like

If there was a cherry placed on top!

when your so filled with cream

on this valentines day you would look so loverly

as you are to me being licked all over

to remove the cream from your body the cherry placed at your loverly lips so sweet to be kissed a lingering kiss

for _isscheekychops

these night are lonely without you, my love

but i possess no fear

i know my life will be full of nights with you

the nights where we stay up for hours talking

the nights that lead their way into dawn

when the sun begins to come up

peaking through our window

as i tenderly kiss you

as we softly fall asleep

lying in each other's warm embrace

the nights full of passion and excitement

the eagerness to please one another

the deep kisses, the stares full of longing

the moans, the breaths

the ultimate pleasure in our hands

where nothing could possibly stop our love from blossoming

and the nights that we call early

the nights where we are too tired to even speak

but never too tired to softly kiss

subtly caress each other

admire each other with just our hands and lips

the nights where we fall asleep within moments

only because we are at such peace with each other

next to the one we love

for eternity

for always

thank you, my love

for a future full of endless nights

tonight i look forward to you

to them

to forever

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Tasmanian Tiger

Grrrrr grr gr grrrr

Meow meow meow meow

Purr purrrrrrr

You, sexy beast,are mine

for thegirlnextdoor

I want you by my side,

All the time...

On the days cuddly,

On the nights chilly

I want to share charming chats...

And also the silence when there is no need for that...

I want to share mirthful joy...

And also the tearful cry...

I want to steal glances when everyone is around,

And also lost in your arms when no one surrounds...

If anyone calls me greedy for wanting so much then let them be...

Cause even at the end of the world i just want U & Me

for boldgirl

My thoughts of you are like raindrops on flowers...

Beautiful.

My thoughts of you are like a rainbow at a splashing waterfall...

Beautiful.

My thoughts of you are like a full moon

shining through a cloudy night sky...

Beautiful.

No matter what wonders my eyes have seen,

Nothing compares to the beauty I see

when I look at you.

My love for you is beautiful.

Here's one for gentleman Ben....

I've chatted with this dude

On the south coast

But what I'd like most

Is to fuck him with lube

This is for Naughty yet nice

White lines that never fade

Burn deep with everyday

You live here in a photograph

and never fade away

Distance doesn't matter

Where there's a will there's a way

As long as you still want me

I wont go away. xxx

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Sorry, posted the last one with an erroneous line of love hearts...

This is for Naughty yet nice

White lines that never fade

Burn deep with everyday

You live here in a photograph

and never fade away

Distance doesn't matter

Where there's a will there's a way

As long as you still want me

I wont go away. xxx

for miss kissing kelly

I want to lay in bed with you

No thoughts of sex

Racing through my body

But the only thought

I'll allow tonight

Is the thought of holding you

Under every moonlit lullaby

And let stars watch with full smiles

As they witness my love for you grow

I don't care what the world has I say

I'd rather you call me your teddy bear

Than they'll know I'm not in it for the sex

The royal treatment is for you

And this late night cuddle session

Is only the beginning

Because tonight I'm going to show you

That even with my weakness

I'll protect you through the night

I'll be your dream catcher

Your luck rabbits foot

And chase away the worries of tomorrow

for miss kissing kelly

I want to lay in bed with you

No thoughts of sex

Racing through my body

But the only thought

I'll allow tonight

Is the thought of holding you

Under every moonlit lullaby

And let stars watch with full smiles

As they witness my love for you grow

I don't care what the world has I say

I'd rather you call me your teddy bear

Than they'll know I'm not in it for the sex

The royal treatment is for you

And this late night cuddle session

Is only the beginning

Because tonight I'm going to show you

That even with my weakness

I'll protect you through the night

I'll be your dream catcher

Your luck rabbits foot

And chase away the worries of tomorrow

for MissMaverick

nothing in this world

Could ever amount to the roaring passion

I can ever feel

When its your heart and soul I cuddle with

Your my yesterday

My every day

And the last thing I want to embrace

When I fall asleep thinking of you

This late night cuddle session

Isn't over because I'll hold you

Till the moon and sun decide to collide

I love you like teddy bears love cuddling

And theirs nothing this person loves more

Than loving you

Popeye

my fave bearded man

im certainly your biggest fan

unique toe socks

that only you know how to rock

... yeah im shit with poetry. The end

View

Oh _iew I do desire,

Your forum threads do inspire

I know your not one for valentines day

So I won't be sending a card your way.

A hunk of a Scottish male

You make my heart swoon without fail

If I was nearer I have to say

I'd be so glad to see you each day

But for now your a distant dream

You don't know I exist it would seem

My heart skips a beat when I see your name

Oh I wish you felt the same

@Brightonsteve

I'm longing to place

Tender kisses on your shaft,

Orgasmic in Hove

(Brighton was one too many syllables for a haiku)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I do lovehearts? Could do with them for my irish valentines thread. Someone pm me please as ill forget to come back into lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I do lovehearts? Could do with them for my irish valentines thread. Someone pm me please as ill forget to come back into lounge

It's ( love) but the brackets need to be closer x

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Super Something

I've admired you for a while now but sadly due to distance our paths will never cross, just want you to know that your pretty special and i hope we continue to be friends for years to come.. ps your sexy and you know it

for juicyass92

I was self sufficient,

gratified by my independence,

alone, but not lonely,

I thought.

But I was restless,

searching blindly for something

to fill an empty place

I didn't even know I had,

dimly aware

that I was somehow unfinished.

Then you came,

and filled everything,

every space, every need,

even secret dreams

I had concealed from myself.

I was self sufficient,

and restless;

Now I am profoundly peaceful

and complete,

because of you.

for missmo66

I always yearn to come to you,

be with you,

connect with you,

unite with you,

merge with you.

I always love to nurture you,

nourish you,

meet your needs,

feed your hungers.

I will always cherish you,

treasure you,

adore you.

I aways want to be yours,

always.

SMP3

He went to the gym

His muscles they grew

His t-shirt got ripped

Soon my tights will be too!

To Gentleman Ben:

Sod the bee. Just coat your cock in honey and I'll lick it like a honey wand.

Pat McGroin

Come to Sarf London

Get on that road soon

Cos the sight of your bum

It just makes me swoon!

To Greedy Thump

Oh Greedy

You seem so needy

But you have a lovely cock

And your t-shirts are quite nice too

Happy Valentines day ??

for bbwliz

Nestled high in her loft, she curls into a C,

snuggling against my chilled skin, a

tranquil warmth pulling our bodies

together like a puzzle, the perfect fit.

My arm wraps up around her waist and

she hugs it to her chest, holding on

as if in fear of losing our reality.

A stir in the night immediately awakens me

to ensure her security, both physically

and emotionally.

If all is well, an electrifying kiss

and hopes of sweet dreams. However,

if something is off, maybe

an unusual distance, as I can

usually sense, I offer my whole

self and attention to help

soothe her beautiful mind.

for butterflykisses

They say that actions

Speak louder than words

So please

Let me hold you close

And instead of whispering into your ear

I'll lean over

And plant my words

Directly onto your soft lips

Eyes closed tight

Let me be the one

Who wakes you up tonight

With a soft, soft kiss

And a gentle touch

Girl, I need you

So very much

Just open your eyes

And hold me tight

Let me be the one

Who stays with you tonight

for Lady_303

Imagine us being together,

maybe us being forever.

Imagine us being happy with one another,

and cuddling underneath the covers.

Imagine me kissing all over you,

and my hands wandering all over your body too.

Imagine me with my hands all in your hair,

and telling you how much I care.

Imagine yourself running your fingers down my spine,

and you saying "you're all mine".

Imagine us messing up the bed sheets,

and listening to each other's heartbeat.

Imagine our bare skin touching,

our naked bodies cuddling.

Imagine one of my hands clutching the bed,

and giving you all the love you have lacked.

Imagine us being together,

maybe us being forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss C C I love yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im sensing a lot of these are written by the same person

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Toshn

The thing about Tosh

Is he's not very posh

But when he wakes up

I'll still give 'em a nosh!

for Ligeia

Cuddling under the stars,

Kissing in the rain,

laying in bed

Lightly graze your fingers across my bare skin leaving trails of sparks as a memory

Hold me in the ever forgiving basket that is your arms

Leave me for days in the shadow of lust

Give me a look that the stars would envy, keep it between us two

Explore me, map every inch of my unknown skin and call it yours

Paint kisses of color on my canvas below you

Dig your nails into me, leave the smile shaped scars as a Polaroid

for sunriselover

this morning

as i groggily rolled onto my back

and felt the weight of the blanket draped across my body

i briefly thought you were lying atop me

my face buried in your shoulder

my lips gently pressing against your neck

and then quickly gravitating downwards

repeatedly kissing the spot where your neck and shoulder meet

so as to make you shiver against me

and smile brighter than the morning sun

snuggling against me more

so that i could wrap my arms and lift my legs around you

both of us sleepy but bathed in the morning light

and so i laid there

for two minutes past my alarm

lost in the everlasting euphoria that just the thought of you can bring

wishing that maybe

just maybe

for Cheeky Chops

Wear nothing, not even your sock

I’ve spilled some vodka on my cock.

I thought this uncouth,

So I’ve added vermouth,

Would you like me to slip you a martini?

For Miss Maverick

Caressing of minds

Entwining of thoughts

Unspoken words

Heavy as thou ought

To pass ones lips

In the silence of a sigh

Leaving marks unseen

Forever in the minds eye

Touch forbade

Sight blinded

Senses twisted

Skin reminded

Sharpness of breath

Ears keen

Fingers tracing

Whereabouts unseen

Control given

Trust earned

To know his closeness

Her body yearned

His lips, his tongue

Graze of stubble

Her mind unravels

Foundations unto rubble

Screams forming

Taking their toll

Desire unbound

Rising from her soul

Passion unbridled

Physical need

Thoughts unnatural

Heart take heed

She was in no way weak

Yet cannot understand

Crushing necessity

For the weight of his hand

Flesh un-marred

Touched by moonlight

Marks left behind

She longed for the sight

Free reign of his body

Her time to play

Denied the pleasure

In this she had no say

Her movements forbidden

She struggles to cope

Bound as she is

Silk, hemp, rope

Yet as her body betrays her

Without so much as a sound

Her heart realises

It is to her, he is forever bound

ONe for Sexual Aphrodesiac

I got your panties

Off the door

I had a sniff

And now want more

Get out the oil

And raise your bum

I'll rim you gently

Until you cum

for goldi1987

Upon the earth the snow kisses

Glittering flakes drop as the ice glistens

My soul has awaken and now my heart listens

In my mind your voice whispers

When I close my eyes at night I dream of you

When I awake to the morning dew I think of you

Somehow I feel in your arms is where I belong

I've waited for someone like you for so long

Now my heart beats with a happy rhyme

Couldn't have asked for a better Valentine

for _oxy_minx

I am always wrapped in your big long sleeve fishing shirt with my legs bare

while you rest in ratty long PJ pants and a random shirt

When the chatting stops, in comes the lovers banter

you're stronger than me?

oh so you think, and oh so I know

but we still wrestle, laughing all the while

Once you've won I battle you in a war of kisses

and at this, I always win

because my love, this is not about strength

I show you my feelings through pressed lips, as do you

then come the cuddles

the sweet but smothering cuddles

where we can connects our heart beats and breaths

lulling ourselves to sleep with the simple sound of us

for suggarbunny

The golden glisten in your eyes,

That, is my morning sunrise.

I wake to them laid upon me.

They make your face so warm and lovely.

You watch me peak at you through my sleepy eyelids,

A pure, white smile revealed under your rosy cheeks, emerges.

Then, you lean over and you apply a soft gentle kiss upon my lips.

Throughout my body, your love surges.

There is no better sunrise than to wake to you beside me.

There is no other place that I would rather be.

I wish that you could see,

What I see, every crisp bright start of another day.

I won't remember this memory any other way,

Than the golden perfected morning, waking to my angel.

How long will this morning last? Only time can tell.

In my thoughts, I can lay here forever. Here, in my perfect morning.

I'm hoping every morning, I could wake to your beauty,

And see your face.

As long as you are here with me,

I'll hold you close and put my arms around your waist.

We are not having sex,

Just laying here in rest,

Enjoying each others company.

Two halves of a relationship, in one bed.

It creates quite a harmony.

for Biscotti22

laying here looking to heaven

purple flames bursting from the sun

captivating your hot breath sighing across my skin

thinking of your passionate words

sends me into a world only we know

rocking desires beyond the sky

slide down a rainbow with me

we can catch a cloud on the way

sinking and cuddling in its fluffiness

release our juices while Angels weep

making luv under their waterfall of blessing tears

witnessing sacred treasured luv we've created

lips blowing heart kisses to those below

sending those wandering souls hope towards tomorrow

that they too can find luv within the heavens

And darling no doubt whispers

The distinct difference from others

Who filled my heart with lies

But there's love in your eyes

We support one another

Pouring rain, hiding under covers

Cuddling close and finding comfort

In the clouds, my heart flies

And darling no doubt whispers

A love that does not smother

I will never want another

To sit and watch the sun rise

With joy my heart cries

I love you beyond measure

And darling no doubt whispers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here we go gang...I've even got my antiquated lappie out cos I'm shite with copying and pasting on the iPad (the things I do for you lot)...

First off, for any of the lovely single gents who don't get a personal Valentine, here's one from some unfussy, desperate old slapper...

Roses are red

Violets are canny

Come to Arse End

And demolish my fanny

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Ejay: One word. Please?

Bonbons_xx

Can I try popping you in my mouth and sucking until you melt?

Anna_anon: I like you. As you. It also helps that you are drop dead gorgeous.

ThingTwo

I want to rest my head on those thighs. Amongst other things.

Dear GentlemanBen

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get the hot tub going

So I can piss all over you

Your's SA x

This is for sexual-aphrodisiac SA x

Roses were red when we first met.

It was the middle of summer and I couldn't forget.

Our time was cut short but you opened my mind.

You fascinate me and that is so hard to find.

Your body, your lips were like electric to me, there are so many ways I could worship them both.

Nothing comes easy and you said it so but I'm willing to work to rip off your clothes.

I met you so briefly but you left a mark to have it again is too good to be true.

But there's a rose in my hand and it belongs to you x

Good things come to those who wait...

It's been a long time coming

We catch one another's gaze across a crowded room

Moving closer to each others heart beat inch by inch minute by minute

I hear my throbbing heart through my hot flushed flesh

Everyone else is non existent even though we are in a crowded room

We finally touch cheek to cheek

lips to lips skin to skin

We enter the boudoir room laced in silky fabrics and candle light

You are undressing me with your eyes

Caressing me with your finger tips

And making me melt with your tongue

This sexually debauched evening will be one I never ever forget

It's been a long time coming

(Not be known who too or who from )

For Anna anon

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

We wished you liked ladies,

So we'd have a chance to meet with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One word please?

Confusing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some real poets out there.

Whoever wants to lick my Honeywand, please PM me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously impressed by the poems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously impressed by the poems

Me too! And thank you to whoever sent me those. They are beautiful x please make yourselves known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww i got one!!

Whoever it is. Think i luv ya

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

@ Simulations

I wish your pyjamas were next to my nighty. Don't be mistaken don't be misled, I mean on the floor and not in bed

Jo30

I watch the sunset on another day,

Knowing you are far away.

But just like with the setting sun,

I still feel it warms,

When I think of you lying there,

Engulfed lovingly in my arms.

And as the sun sinks behind the trees,

And I hear the leaves rustle in the breeze,

I imagine I hear your voice faintly in the air

And I wish once more I could be there,

To share a meal and a bottle of wine,

And for one night be your Valentine.

Hi Caz...here's one for a certain lady who shall remain nameless.

@ running_man1

What gorgeous ears you have, the better to hear me moan

What gorgeous eyes you have, the better to see me naked

What gorgeous mouth you have, the better to taste me with

What a gorgeous c*ck you have, the better to screw me with!

_o30

Hiya

So this one's for Aphrodite-

Those lips, those lips…

Cherry luscious,

Soft, sensual, sweet

and so seductive.

Those lips, those lips…

Sweet as sugar,

how to touch them I linger.

Lips that enslave me with their grandeur,

just to see them near I ponder.

Those lips, those lips…

Upper so tender, lower so exquisite

when together makes me avid;

when drenched, they yearn to be perceived;

when arid, they desire to be embraced;

Those lips, those lips…

When they pout…

the heavens spread,

enchanting my existence

with sizzling sweetness.

Those lips, those lips….

Here's one for noadonis (anonymous please; it's loads more fun!):

If I ever get to Scotland can I see you in a kilt?

You can keep it on whilst fucking; drive it in me to the hilt.

Distance is no issue

When I have a tissue

Cos it makes me thinks

Of Foxy Minx

Anna Anon:

What a bum,what an arse: Fab award winner

My dick's almost yelling, "I need to get in her!"

Corsets and stockings for me to undo

Can you already feel what I'd do to you?

High heels and stockings, kept on in bed

You can't move; I pin your hands above your head

We've got toys of course, it's all just a game;

But I'd still not stop 'til the neighbours knew my name

for Ligeia :

Catsuit and schoolgirl, fuck me you are hot.

I've seen those pics, what else have you got?

Bondage as well and things that are frilly

You've made me feel funny and I've a tingly willy

A hotel room, for me and for you

And a bag full of toys; the things we could do...

One thing I know that's clear as a crystal

I need to go now to buy a ticket to Bristol

For miss maverick

Teach me too son-

In loves forbidden ways,

For you can make all passion pure;

The magic lure of your sweet eyes,

Each shape of sin makes virtue praise.

Teach me to sin-

Enslave me to your wanton charms,

Crush me in your velvet arms

And make me, make me fuck you

Make me fire your blood with new desire,

And make me kiss you- lip and limb

Til sense reel and pulses swim,

Aye! Even if you hate me,

Teach me to sin

Here is my poem - I would like you to send it to twoplusonetwoplustwo if that's OK?

Oh Mrs Twoplusonetwoplustwo

Your pics are driving me insane

But your name is causing me distress

May I simply call you Jane?

Oh Jane, Oh Jane, (Oh Jane, Oh Jane)

A meet with you is a long time arriving

Because you're 220 miles away

Make that 290 driving

I see you post sometimes in the forum

And my heart is then all of a flutter

But then I have a peek at your photos

And my mind's elsewhere - down in the gutter

I hope your man is a really cool bloke

In case my poem is a pain in the neck

But I guess he might not even read it

If he's off at the studio recording with Dec

So this the last verse, I'm at an end

Of what I've said I hope you take stock

You're in my head and on my screen

But sadly not on the end of my cock

Any way my poem for Aphrodite.

The fountains mingle with the river

And the rivers with the ocean,

The winds of heaven mix forever,

With a sweet emotion:

Nothing in the world is single;

All things by law divine

In one another's being mingle-

Why not I with thine?

See! The mountains kiss high heaven,

And the waves clasp one another,

No sister flower would be forgiven,

If it disclaimed its brother,

And the sunlight clasps the earth,

And the moonbeams kiss the sea-

What are all these kissing a worth,

If thou is not kissing me?

For Classy Laydee

V.alentine

Roses are red,

but Violets are iffy,

cum sit on my face,

and I'll lick your clitty!

For Mr Polar bear

I love you, I love you, I love you almighty

I wish your pyjamas were next to my nightie

Don't be mistaken, don't be mislead

They're going to come off when you take me to bed xxx

Anon.

For Lola_02

V.alentine

I can't be bothered with all this

valentines stuff...

fancy a fuck?

mines for miss maverick

If you said you were cold

I would wrap my arms around you.

If you said you were thirsty I would give you the ocean blue.

I would give you anything: the moon, the stars, the sunset too.

I would do anything and everything I could just to be with you.

EJay

For Miss Cariadus

V.alentine

As MILF's go,

I definitely would!

@ MrPolarBear

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Carnations are Sweet

And so are you.

And so are they

That send you this

And when we meet

We'll have a kiss.

Jo30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww i got one!!

Whoever it is. Think i luv ya

its the shittest poem up there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah mine was supposed to be anonymous to miss maverick lol

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

@ oldhamtightslover

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I just really

Wanna screw you!

For Ejay

Had I the heaven's embroidered cloths,

Enwrought with golden and silver light,

The blue and the dim and the dark cloths

Of night and light and the half-light;

I would spread the cloths under your feet:

But I, being poor, have only my dreams;

I have spread my dreams under your feet;

Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

X happy valentines Puppy xx

Dearest Ryan

As soon as I get you in my vicinity

I'm going to take your anal virginity

Pucker up XX

Hi! This one is for KnightSlayr..

My Knight in Shining Armour,

You can "don" me any time.

Your words are slick,

I hope your dick is thick,

Your brain is mine mine mine!

MM x

Here is my person valentine for Shybie

Oh boy Oh boy, you’re so coy,

The moment I found you I hollored Ahoy!

With the wind in our hair, walking along the shore,

I knew from that moment I wanted more

With absolutely no espectations,

I longed for those sensations,

OH boy Oh boy the short time we spent

Brought me such joy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah mine was supposed to be anonymous to miss maverick lol"

haha i thought that poem was pretty sweetand i admired you for being open with it :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww I got one

thank you to whoever it was from......it's made my day

X X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah mine was supposed to be anonymous to miss maverick lol"

outed

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ah ffs I ended up with the threat of physical abuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for mine

I can only guess the author of one of them

Also now feel bad I forgot to write any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah mine was supposed to be anonymous to miss maverick lol"

Don't ruin the moment

hehe xxxxxx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My martini one made me giggle

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Yeah mine was supposed to be anonymous to miss maverick lol"

Sorry Ejay

, I did say don't tag your name on if you wanted to stay anonymous...typical male, didn't read the instructions

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Happy Valentine's

To each one of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

caz whats the bribe fee to find out who sent them? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you so much whoever you all are. I have the biggest smile right now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow now that really made my day .thank you big smiles here

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Diamond Smiles

There’s a beautiful woman in the room,

Tra lar tra lar tra lar,

A beautiful woman in the room

Tra lar tra lar tra lar

There’s a day of endless chitter chatter

Tra lar tra lar tra lar

A day of endless chitter chatter

Tra lar tra lar tra lar

Where nothing more seems to matter,

Tra lar tra lar tra lar

And people in our way just scatter

Tra lar tra lar tra lar

An evening spent within her company

Tra lar tra lar tra lar,

A night together; her naked; me with my PJ’s on…Hey! I wanted to feel comfy

Tra lar tra lar tra lar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my....shock to find I have a Valentine's verse

Blushing.....and laughing

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"caz whats the bribe fee to find out who sent them? lol "

Soz BK, I can't as I've deleted the messages as I've posted them, thus ensuring I don't give in to temptation and spill the beans (other than accidentally, sorry again Ejay)

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Right, that's everything I've received in the last week or so...I'm love hearted out now!

I'll post any late entries during the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww i got one!!

Whoever it is. Think i luv ya

its the shittest poem up there lol

Oi fuck off!

Don't listen to her (whoever wrote it).

I'm seizing this moment so you can bugger off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... Im off to go shoot myself

this just made me even more depressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant! Talented lot!

Well done caz! X

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

My forum posts are usually too long, though no one complains. But I'm stuck trying to unjumble some words to match the quality of these contributions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great idea and thread...some great messages there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw thanks for mine. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, that's everything I've received in the last week or so...I'm love hearted out now!

I'll post any late entries during the day

Thanks Caz it was a lovely thing to do. I imagine you've helped to make a few people's day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One word please?

Confusing lol"

Oh I get mine now. I'm supposed to say "yes".

So yes.....whoever you are lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really wasn't expecting one so thank you whoever you may be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, that's everything I've received in the last week or so...I'm love hearted out now!

I'll post any late entries during the day

excellent and lovely.......put a big smile on my face, Thank you

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Roses are red

And they smell sweet

I want you to fuck me

While sucking my feet

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Wow, same as every year. Not one

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread Caz

Truly amazing poems up there!

Thankyou for my poems admirers

made my birthday extra extra special

Lots of

SA XX

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Before I found FAB, I was down on my luck

So many new friends and so many chances to

Its about making friends and some really good mate

No longer do I need to go off and

So to all of you, you’re wonderful you know

I’ll just wait for the social and hopefully a

One of these days a club visit will come

And the dream of that grope and the feel of your

In the meantime I’ll look back on what’s been,

Joining FAB has made possible my dream

Thank you everyone xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I wanna poem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happy valentines day 3 3 I think im feeling of the mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love (or lust) is in the air"

Some lovely, and funny ones here

. Enjoyed reading them all - you fab Fab poets

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Aww what a nice thread. Well done Caz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww what a nice thread. Well done Caz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant thread caz, and thank you for the poem (whoever wrote it) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliant thread caz, and thank you for the poem (whoever wrote it) xx "
would be nice to find out who wrote mine

so sweet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliant thread caz, and thank you for the poem (whoever wrote it) xx would be nice to find out who wrote mine

so sweet x"

my theory is one person spent a long time writing quite a few of them..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliant thread caz, and thank you for the poem (whoever wrote it) xx would be nice to find out who wrote mine

so sweet x

my theory is one person spent a long time writing quite a few of them.. "
to be honest mine too but still lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww what a nice thread. Well done Caz

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Aww what a nice thread. Well done Caz

More successful than the one I did for singles to find a social for today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As expected

Hope everyone has a great day, singles, couples or those with plans x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow - I'm chuffed to receive a couple!!!!

Thanks Caz xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliant thread caz, and thank you for the poem (whoever wrote it) xx would be nice to find out who wrote mine

so sweet x

my theory is one person spent a long time writing quite a few of them.. "

Ooo do you think? Who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliant thread caz, and thank you for the poem (whoever wrote it) xx would be nice to find out who wrote mine

so sweet x

my theory is one person spent a long time writing quite a few of them..

Ooo do you think? Who?

im stumped as to who would do it, lovely gesture mind.

its just the writing style, length of poems and they all start 'for'(followed by the username) with the lower case 'f'

so c'mon mystery poet,, out yourself xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im thinking Tosh as he has met MissMo and her poem speaks that they have met..

im confuddled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't me...I wrote one and she will know when she reads it...

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Glad to see some peeps have smiles on there faces through this nice gesturex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

roses are red

violets are blue

valentines is boring

with nothing to do

but smashing your back door

in would be less boring

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Can I get a clue as to who mine were from please, most unexpected but thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant thread Caz

Thank you so much to whoever wrote that for me. Really, really chuffed.

Feel free to make yourself known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loose lips sink ships, it's nice to have an air of mystery.

Secret valenines!

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

For Naughty Pirate

Some people walk the beach when they want to be alone,

Some search for seashells and others for stones.

Some look for comfort and for a hand to hold,

Like this man and this woman; it's worth more than gold.

So, if at night you walk alone, along the sandy shore,

Let this poem lead you to my door.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Loose lips sink ships, it's nice to have an air of mystery.

Secret valenines!

I agree! If someone has gone out of their way to anonymously spread a bit of joy and happiness and make the world a better place for just one day then I think they should be allowed to do just that.

So what happened to mine ya fecker??

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Aww what a nice thread. Well done Caz

More successful than the one I did for singles to find a social for today."

I almost had one sorted one from that thread with a lovely forumite, unfortunately he then realised he already had another commitment this weekend so it hasn't come off (yet)

I'm buggering off to Cupids tonight instead of sitting at home, 2 hours each way but what the hell

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Can I get a clue as to who mine were from please, most unexpected but thank you

My lips are sealed...(it's been a while since I've had a shag)

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

For Happinesswill...

Rose are red

Violets are blue

I've got a knife

Get in the van

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Batman is black

Spider Man is red

Rhyming is hard

I am Batman

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My lips are sealed...(it's been a while since I've had a shag)

Caz!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some clever and talented poets!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

These are a scarily slushy!! I'm glad I didn't get one. Was expecting much more perviness!! Haha!!

Glad you've all liked yours. Great thread caz. Well done for sorting it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AW I got one!! I feel so special, and not just like the doctors says either!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Aww what a nice thread. Well done Caz

More successful than the one I did for singles to find a social for today.

I almost had one sorted one from that thread with a lovely forumite, unfortunately he then realised he already had another commitment this weekend so it hasn't come off (yet)

I'm buggering off to Cupids tonight instead of sitting at home, 2 hours each way but what the hell

I got a couple of offers but neither were ideal, (locations etc rather than the people themselves), and I'm still a bit knackered from the last couple of weeks. I'm recovering this weekend and hopefully have a couple of socials with lovely new people to line up for through the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww i got one!!

Whoever it is. Think i luv ya

its the shittest poem up there lol

Hey - at least you got one sweetie!! I'm one of the invisibles!!

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

for _o30

It is like feeling warm

when there are a few drops of rain

It is that someone listening

when you moan and complain.

Your heart beats to a thousand drums

and the knees steadily knock.

Very often the Earth moves

and then it is as still as a rock.

When there are tears

there is a finger to wipe them away

And that special smile for each other

and there is everything to say.

But three words mean so very much

and nothing could be more true.

Than those special three little words

I love you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My forum posts are usually too long, though no one complains. But I'm stuck trying to unjumble some words to match the quality of these contributions. "

I don't do poems but I do like your posts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww i got one!!

Whoever it is. Think i luv ya

its the shittest poem up there lol

Hey - at least you got one sweetie!! I'm one of the invisibles!!

"
that's normally me so I'm still shocked here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done on this Caz! Good fun and must have been alot of work! Thank you hun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i wasnt expecting that... if who ever wrote it would like to message me, you have made my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread. Thank you. Xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Thank you for mine, whoever it was.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Mine has just made my entire week! Please make yourself known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good thread for the day.

It's now for the authors to make themselves known to each other (can be privately, obviously, lol)

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol think mine was written in white ink..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great poems xxx

I want one please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you Jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes whoever wrote mine please get in touch x

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"for _o30

It is like feeling warm

when there are a few drops of rain

It is that someone listening

when you moan and complain.

Your heart beats to a thousand drums

and the knees steadily knock.

Very often the Earth moves

and then it is as still as a rock.

When there are tears

there is a finger to wipe them away

And that special smile for each other

and there is everything to say.

But three words mean so very much

and nothing could be more true.

Than those special three little words

I love you.

wow, thank you whoever it's from x

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

What a lovely thread..... I'm feeling all romantic now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im feelin totally spoilt lots of personal messages n promises . best vd ever . xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww the Pooch is sulking now I better get him a chewy treat

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Aww the Pooch is sulking now I better get him a chewy treat

Oh Pooch Oh Pooch

D'ya fancy a smooch?

Everyone needs a Valentine

Even a music loving canine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww the Pooch is sulking now I better get him a chewy treat

Oh Pooch Oh Pooch

D'ya fancy a smooch?

Everyone needs a Valentine

Even a music loving canine"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww the Pooch is sulking now I better get him a chewy treat

Barney sends pooch bottom sniffs xxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Lovely - even someone send my favourite Yeats poem to someone.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I thought I was wordy but some of these knock my verbosity into a cocked hat in a really, really good way. Some lovely heartfelt messages all round and I feel all warm and glowy as a result of reading everyone's (and thank you whoever wrote mine; they made me grin like a twat whilst I was waiting for the bus into town).

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm still trying to work out who knows I practically live in my pj's

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Some great poems there, well done folks

My favourite is the Batman one, because geek

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Been racking my brains about mine, can't think who it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww the Pooch is sulking now I better get him a chewy treat

Barney sends pooch bottom sniffs xxx

He is a smilie Pooch he met a lovely young lady this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been racking my brains about mine, can't think who it is "

Well the person I thought it was it wasn't

now I am stumped haha

would be nice to find out, but really sweet all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been racking my brains about mine, can't think who it is

Well the person I thought it was it wasn't

now I am stumped haha

would be nice to find out, but really sweet all the same

xx"

Hehe I've worked out two of mine.. Totally stumped on the others though

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Awwww I really enjoyed reading those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow what a lovely thread xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm still wondering who sent my first one...it was a very sweet gesture

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Someone who

you

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Someone who

you

Lol I doubt that but it was a sweet gesture

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Can I just point out here that although 'steve' rhymes with 'heave', the words 'visual ecstasy' don't go well with 'vomit excessively'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm amazed I got so many

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Whoever wrote mine, please feel free NOT to get in touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just point out here that although 'steve' rhymes with 'heave', the words 'visual ecstasy' don't go well with 'vomit excessively'

Here's mine for you Stevie

He's hung like a horse

And thats the truth

We'd suck each other off

Coz we're both big poofs.

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

for persian princess

I've been sick for months now

And of course I blame you

But its not the 104 degree fevers

The swollen tonsils or the runny noses

Its not the headaches and stomachaches

Or the rough and raw throat

Its my pitter patter heart

My flushed cheeks and heavy breaths

The way my stomach churns when your hand brushes my waist

Or when you hug me so tight I can't breathe

Its the way you look at me when its just us two

When we're warm and cuddly and content

The way your eyes slightly glaze

And you smile just barely

And the muscle in your right cheek twitches a little

Its the way I feel when I see you in the morning

The way I feel when I see you anytime

You've got me so lovesick

I doubt I shall recover

But that won't be so bad with you

for The butt is back!

i can't really write about the way

your skin feels against mine

or how i feel when you look at me

because i haven't experienced them yet

i can't really write about how

your lips slowly curve into

your signature smirk

because i haven't gotten to see it in person

i can't really write about when

your eyes flicker in the lights

because i haven't seen them do it

but i can write about how

it makes my heart pump twice as fast

and makes my cheeks turn pink

when i get to hear you say my name.

or how repeating "its okay" in your voice

keeps me up longer some nights

because it seems to sound so real in my mind,

or how it made me feel sleepy and cuddly when i heard you say i love you for the first time

as if you were there with me in that moment,

arms around me.

i want to experience you

happy valentines my dear

for kally11

Its cold outside

I'm thinking bout u

If only we could cuddly from day to night

I could watch you fall asleep by my side

Kiss your forehead

Tell you the things I ain't brave enough to tell you

Tell you how I feel as you dream your dream

I wish I could read your mind

So I could do what you want me to do

So I could just make you happy

And so you sleeping

By my side

We skin to skin

I put my fingers threw your soft hair

Gently... Till u wake

And wen u wake

I kiss u tell you that you"re my everything

We could talk about you're dream

Have a great laugh

And wen the moment comes

When you smiling and its silent

I put my hand behind you're head

Draw you closer and then it'll be tongue to tongue

I roll you over ,on your back

I lie on your chest

and we go where love takes you

I await this day

I await a day with my babe

I await it oh dear

I'd walk those miles just too see you

For Jezebel

Violets are blue

Roses are red

Can't have you going without a poem on Valentine's Day

Or you might shut the thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

None for me. Bah!

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I'm amazed I got so many

Technically, and due to my genorosity, every single guy got one...I refer the gentleman to the OP

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"None for me. Bah!

I was gonna do one for you (in a non ghey way of course) but I exhausted my poetic muse with my haiku for Steve and my romantic prose in the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoever wrote mine, please feel free NOT to get in touch

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"None for me. Bah!

I was gonna do one for you (in a non ghey way of course) but I exhausted my poetic muse with my haiku for Steve and my romantic prose in the OP

That's OK. I'm not bitter or anything.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Omg I've only just read the thread

and I got one, co granulations miss maverick for being so popular.

You let a guy crawl round your bedroom in a sheep outfit and he don't even send you a bloody valentine

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I will be measured in my reply as I do not want anyone thinking I do romance... but thank you

that's it....

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I will be measured in my reply as I do not want anyone thinking I do romance... but thank you

that's it...."

I'm trying to do the same, but....I still want to know who mine were from, so please let yourselves be known

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

I am... well... I don't know what to say apart from thank you who ever you are

please make your self known to me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I'm truly stunned, thank you so much caz for this thread it has quite literally made my valentines

I have no idea who mine is from I'm gobsmacked and quite flabbergasted someone did one for me

To the poet.....thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish the poet who written mine would let themselves be know. It's the first time in my life I've received a secret valentine from anyone

. It's put the biggest grin on my mush what started off a crappy day......so for this I am truly grateful

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

To my poet too please contact me & let me know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To my poet too please contact me & let me know who you are "
then it wouldn't be a secret ..surely if they wanted us to know they would of inboxed us.... Oh sod it come on please.let us all know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

none for me on here,but i did get fourteen on another site,so that made my day..........just got the year to try to think who sent them......

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've had one in pm through guilt

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By *edallionMan
over a year ago

manchester

Just seeing this and the two I sent. A bit sexier knowing you won't know who sent to who. Happy Valentine's Day to y'all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seeing this and the two I sent. A bit sexier knowing you won't know who sent to who. Happy Valentine's Day to y'all.

tease

haha x

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Couldnt see one.

Didnt expect one so I never bothered either.

Love all the poems tho,what fun now you all have to discover who sent them apart from Ejay) lol

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"None for me. Bah!

I was gonna do one for you (in a non ghey way of course) but I exhausted my poetic muse with my haiku for Steve and my romantic prose in the OP

That's OK. I'm not bitter or anything."

Of course you're not...

**resigns self to constant whinging at Chams later this month**

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Tell you what's made my day apart from my message, someone has just called my tit PERK, never been known before

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Tell you what's made my day apart from my message, someone has just called my tit PERK, never been known before

"
or even PERT

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"None for me. Bah!

I was gonna do one for you (in a non ghey way of course) but I exhausted my poetic muse with my haiku for Steve and my romantic prose in the OP

That's OK. I'm not bitter or anything.

Of course you're not...

**resigns self to constant whinging at Chams later this month**"

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Probably the last one tonight as I need to make myself beautiful for the lovely peeps at Cupids (oh Lord, just one tiny miracle please

)

This is for those, who didn't receive :D xxx

fab freinds....

valentine's is all about.

special feelings warm and fond.

And freinds I knew right from the start.

We had a special bond.

Our time together is a gift your interesting warm and fun.

And when I need to talk and share, I think of you freinds,

and your always there!

We're always true and real together.

We have no to reason pretend....

I'm thankful that your in my life...

My dirty, naughty,fab-ulous freinds. XxX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give you one!

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Tell you what's made my day apart from my message, someone has just called my tit PERK, never been known before

or even PERT"

Could have been a lot worse...they could have called both of them Pinky and Perky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably the last one tonight as I need to make myself beautiful for the lovely peeps at Cupids (oh Lord, just one tiny miracle please

)

This is for those, who didn't receive :D xxx

fab freinds....

valentine's is all about.

special feelings warm and fond.

And freinds I knew right from the start.

We had a special bond.

Our time together is a gift your interesting warm and fun.

And when I need to talk and share, I think of you freinds,

and your always there!

We're always true and real together.

We have no to reason pretend....

I'm thankful that your in my life...

My dirty, naughty,fab-ulous freinds. XxX

have a great night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah well there's always next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sexy brains good with words.. could he be the serial poet?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Omg I've only just read the thread

and I got one, co granulations miss maverick for being so popular.

You let a guy crawl round your bedroom in a sheep outfit and he don't even send you a bloody valentine

Yours was sent by pm. Be grateful you don't own a goat outfit. I can rhyme a lot more with 'goat' than 'sheep'

Thanks, Bennie the Ball, a very generous 3 liner....

Here's one for Wyrd....

Wyrd, Wryd, I am a-feared

The day will end without

Me saying how sexy you are

Even from afar

Just cos you're in York

Don't mean we can't talk

About getting as much of me

Into you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one... Totally surprised.

I think I know who from..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sexy brains good with words.. could he be the serial poet?"

Lol give it up kisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sexy brains good with words.. could he be the serial poet?

Lol give it up kisses "

its like my new purpose in life to hunt down the forum poet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aweee never got one

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By *t3_jalapenoMan
over a year ago

darlo

"Aweee never got one

Dont believe I got one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably the last one tonight as I need to make myself beautiful for the lovely peeps at Cupids (oh Lord, just one tiny miracle please

)

This is for those, who didn't receive :D xxx

fab freinds....

valentine's is all about.

special feelings warm and fond.

And freinds I knew right from the start.

We had a special bond.

Our time together is a gift your interesting warm and fun.

And when I need to talk and share, I think of you freinds,

and your always there!

We're always true and real together.

We have no to reason pretend....

I'm thankful that your in my life...

My dirty, naughty,fab-ulous freinds. XxX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sexy brains good with words.. could he be the serial poet?"

I don't think any of them mentioned his cock, so probably not

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"sexy brains good with words.. could he be the serial poet?

I don't think any of them mentioned his cock, so probably not

"
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! Let me see, let me see! ...what a rubbish idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sexy brains good with words.. could he be the serial poet?

Lol give it up kisses

its like my new purpose in life to hunt down the forum poet

So it seems

good luck x

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

If the poet who wrote mine is reading this, you've saved me from a miserable evening on the sofa watching Bridget Jones and eating ice cream!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I got one

I'm so happy. Thank you to whoever the mystery poet is. You're more than welcome to in box me.

Thanks Caz x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for my poem/ statement young un. Feel free to identify yourself. Xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

If I've ever had a few pm chats with you, I like you, poem or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here we go gang...I've even got my antiquated lappie out cos I'm shite with copying and pasting on the iPad (the things I do for you lot)...

First off, for any of the lovely single gents who don't get a personal Valentine, here's one from some unfussy, desperate old slapper...

Roses are red

Violets are canny

Come to Arse End

And demolish my fanny

Made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I'm bunged up and lonely,

And feeling all blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I'm bunged up and lonely,

And feeling all blue

Aw no. Cwtches. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diolch Miss Cariadus xxxx

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