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my wife went to see 50 shades at cinema

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So it was Friday night, my wife was half day and I finished at 4pm, we decided to eat out as she was meeting friends from her work later for a few drinks then they were going off to the cinema to watch the new release of 50 shades of Gray.

We had our meal and I then dropped Caroline off at the bar where she met her friends and I said I would see her later that night at home.

She returned home around midnight, very tipsy and in a romantic mood, I wonder why.

I asked her what the movie was like and she smiled and said, I will show you, she took my hand and led me to the bedroom, she stripped off to her sexy undies and produced 2 pairs of handcuffs from her drawer asking me to tie her to the bed.

I hand cuffed her spread armed on the bed and tied her legs open also. I whispered in her ear that I had left the lights on downstairs and would be back in a second.

As I went down to the kitchen to switch off the lights, I noticed through the corner of my eye an un-opened bottle of "The Macallan"

The Macallan

The Macallan is one of the most highly revered whisky brands in the world. It is the third largest selling single malt whisky in the world and the second largest by value. The Macallan distillery is located in Craigellachie, Moray in the Highlands of Scotland were it was founded back in 1824. The distillery is home to its now famous small-stills which are made from traditional copper, the unusually small size of the stills gives the spirit a rich, full-bodied and fruity character. The stills are so famous in Scotland that they can be seen on the £10 bank note! From these stills, only 16% of the spirit produced makes it to the cask; The Macallan call this “the best of the best” and is testament to the distilleries dedication to high quality. This fine spirit is then matured in oak casks sourced from Spain and America, during this traditional maturation the whisky is gifted its rich colour – a characteristic typical of The Macallan range

I thought to myself, I will have one quick dram before going up and opened the bottle, oh my god the taste, the taste was wonderful

this was a Macallan 20 year old, malt cask,

Old Malt Cask is a limited edition bottling from Hunter Laing, independent bottlers of some of the most noteworthy Scotches in the market. Each cask is hand picked and only casks of the highest quality are picked.

The Macallan Distillery is situated right on the River Spey. The foundation for all Macallan lies with the 'new make' spirit; from the quality of the barley; a percentage of which is a variety called Minstrel for the exclusive use of The Macallan; to the soft spring water from boreholes on The Macallan estate, to the final distillation which contribute to The Macallan's distinctive rich, oily character and taste.

This Old Malt Cask Macallan 20 year old was distilled in June 1993 and bottled in June 2013 from Refill Hogshead cask 9853. It is one of only 285 bottles

so I poured another and sat in the living room and thought I would put the fire back on.

2 hours later and half way through the bottle I remembered she was up stairs so I nipped back up to tell her I would just be a minute as I was finishing a dram, but she was sound asleep, I quietly turned around and went back down stairs to finish what was a wonderful evening with The Macallan

oh what a night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha very easily done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legend

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

Who knew you could learn so much about whiskey from fab!

Quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger!! I thought that us Plutonium Members didn't see the Adverts

Gimp

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