FabSwingers.com forum: Bribe

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just for a laugh and a bit of fun.

If you could be bribed into bed. What would do it?

Terry's chocolate orange for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for a laugh and a bit of fun.

If you could be bribed into bed. What would do it?

Terry's chocolate orange for me.

Just bought one of them today

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

It depends who was trying to bribe me!

Some people could bribe me into bed with a smile. Some couldn't do it for anything short of offering me my own private jet and a private island in the Caribbean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got my friend over to play with coming to bed. Think thst wud do it for me lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

This is hard because everything that I would of said months back no longer stands.. Hmmm.. Maybe a nice pair of iron fist shoes

Or some Tiffany nikes!! Yes! That would do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the minute - a partner with a pulse would bribe me into bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bag a lions midget gems ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the person!

Right now though a Tamron 150-600 lens would do it!

Failing that a vintage diamond and sapphire ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£50,000 a year

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

A hot man wielding a tub of peanut butter cup Ben & Jerry's and not a spoon in sight would do it. Or the red 3 strap Vivien Westwood platforms I had a shoegasm over. Or a pretty lady in pretty lingerie on crisp white cotton bedding.

Or for very special people a bag of Space Raiders, Monster Munch or Transform-a-Snacks is all it takes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The threat of a blowjob usually works

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"The threat of a blowjob usually works"
ya sexy playa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of Bollinger, leg spreader bar & a sexy man in nothing but a pair of cotton pj bottoms..

You can keep your chocolate orange, you will need your energy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PUNK - IPA

I'm easy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of Bollinger, leg spreader bar & a sexy man in nothing but a pair of cotton pj bottoms..

You can keep your chocolate orange, you will need your energy

I don't wear PJ's lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of Bollinger, leg spreader bar & a sexy man in nothing but a pair of cotton pj bottoms..

You can keep your chocolate orange, you will need your energy

I don't wear PJ's lol"

I'm sure I can work with that

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

A full body massage that lasts for about 2 hours should do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Or a bag of revels

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"A full body massage that lasts for about 2 hours should do the trick

By pure coincidence , my speciality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh, I'm pretty low maintenance ... Make me a decent cuppa(none of your Tetley pishh!) and I'll do whatever you want!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

right now a nice long massage... my body is aching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for a laugh and a bit of fun.

If you could be bribed into bed. What would do it?

Terry's chocolate orange for me.

Just bought one of them today

Ditto. Half price in Tesco.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"A full body massage that lasts for about 2 hours should do the trick

By pure coincidence , my speciality

Yeah.....but what about the revels

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh, I'm pretty low maintenance ... Make me a decent cuppa(none of your Tetley pishh!) and I'll do whatever you want!

How about some good old Yorkshire Tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for a laugh and a bit of fun.

If you could be bribed into bed. What would do it?

Terry's chocolate orange for me.

Love chocolate orange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

laughter!!! Marmite. Twiglets. Sunflowers.. A walk on a windy beach with a bag of chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork chops chips mushy peas an gravy mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh, I'm pretty low maintenance ... Make me a decent cuppa(none of your Tetley pishh!) and I'll do whatever you want!

How about some good old Yorkshire Tea?"

Done.

Whatever you want...also done!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"A full body massage that lasts for about 2 hours should do the trick

By pure coincidence , my speciality

Yeah.....but what about the revels

Il save you the Orange and coffee ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to do the diy (Her saying that very very quietly..!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

canon 5d mark 3 please.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A marriage proposal could clinch it.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Dairy milk 'whole nut'....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite on Toast n a Cuppa,...

I'm cheap n easy

Groping Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now and kiss and cuddle lool

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

A pork pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of tea and a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't need bribing. Just ask lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bath, filled to the brim with my favourite flavours of Jelly Belly beans. *insert that heart smiley/emoticon here.

Someone I find sexy to do my ironing, and maybe make me breakfast.

Someone to help me understand the feature of my new toy. Surface, not sex toy

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"A cup of tea and a compliment

Nice bum , kettles on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill sleep with anyone for.... 1 million dollars!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cup of tea and a compliment

Nice bum , kettles on

1 sugar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im quite high maintanance so bottle of champagne might do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I really like you - a coffee and a slice of nice, moist cake would do it! (Or just a sexy smile - i'm easy!) If I don't - nothing would work, i'm not for sale!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

From the right person, a come hither look and a smile...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention revels and a massage!! That'll do it for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From the right person, a come hither look and a smile...

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for a laugh and a bit of fun.

If you could be bribed into bed. What would do it?

Terry's chocolate orange for me.

A soggy biscuit and I'm yours.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"A soggy biscuit and I'm yours."

Are we talking dunked soggy biscuit, or left out for a few days soggy biscuit here? Any preference on said biscuit, we talking rich tea, or something a bit more upmarket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A soggy biscuit and I'm yours.

Are we talking dunked soggy biscuit, or left out for a few days soggy biscuit here? Any preference on said biscuit, we talking rich tea, or something a bit more upmarket?"

Dunked, definitely dunked. As for the biscuit I don't mind, I'm easy.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"A soggy biscuit and I'm yours.

Are we talking dunked soggy biscuit, or left out for a few days soggy biscuit here? Any preference on said biscuit, we talking rich tea, or something a bit more upmarket?

Dunked, definitely dunked. As for the biscuit I don't mind, I'm easy."

hahaha, the "I'm easy" bit made me chuckle... well I'm fond of a lotus caramelised... not into dunking tho... but i'll dunk one for you

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By *edallionMan
over a year ago

manchester

"canon 5d mark 3 please."

My best friend just bought that last week after saving for over 7 months so as to take her photography to a higher level. It costs a couple and good luck getting that as your bribe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A soggy biscuit and I'm yours.

Are we talking dunked soggy biscuit, or left out for a few days soggy biscuit here? Any preference on said biscuit, we talking rich tea, or something a bit more upmarket?

Dunked, definitely dunked. As for the biscuit I don't mind, I'm easy.

hahaha, the "I'm easy" bit made me chuckle... well I'm fond of a lotus caramelised... not into dunking tho... but i'll dunk one for you

Lotus Caramelised sound expensive, I'm touched that you'd dunk one for me.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Packet of cheese n onion crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trip to Vegas to play poker with their money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for a laugh and a bit of fun.

If you could be bribed into bed. What would do it?

Terry's chocolate orange for me.

Love chocolate orange."

Noted

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"A soggy biscuit and I'm yours.

Are we talking dunked soggy biscuit, or left out for a few days soggy biscuit here? Any preference on said biscuit, we talking rich tea, or something a bit more upmarket?

Dunked, definitely dunked. As for the biscuit I don't mind, I'm easy.

hahaha, the "I'm easy" bit made me chuckle... well I'm fond of a lotus caramelised... not into dunking tho... but i'll dunk one for you

Lotus Caramelised sound expensive, I'm touched that you'd dunk one for me.

We could maybe find something more mutually satisfying to dunk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A soggy biscuit and I'm yours.

Are we talking dunked soggy biscuit, or left out for a few days soggy biscuit here? Any preference on said biscuit, we talking rich tea, or something a bit more upmarket?

Dunked, definitely dunked. As for the biscuit I don't mind, I'm easy.

hahaha, the "I'm easy" bit made me chuckle... well I'm fond of a lotus caramelised... not into dunking tho... but i'll dunk one for you

Lotus Caramelised sound expensive, I'm touched that you'd dunk one for me.

We could maybe find something more mutually satisfying to dunk?

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