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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Anyone any good at putting shelves up? Bacon sandwich on offer once completed....I shit at DIY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm you're useful with a cordless drill and a spirit level

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'd do it for you if I was nearer.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Shelves?

I have a hard piece of wood, am good at drilling, plugging and screwing a tight hole, and am experienced at rubbing down and other preparation.

Unfortunately, like all men, it always ends up with me making a mess on the carpet and the woman having to finish it off herself

But if you were offering us a bacon sarnie each, and we were nearer....

Mr ddc

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Shelves?

I have a hard piece of wood, am good at drilling, plugging and screwing a tight hole, and am experienced at rubbing down and other preparation.

Unfortunately, like all men, it always ends up with me making a mess on the carpet and the woman having to finish it off herself

But if you were offering us a bacon sarnie each, and we were nearer....

Mr ddc"

And coffe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were closer George would do it for you xx

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

And coffee "

It'd have to be proper builders tea, in a chipped mug with a chocolate hobnob for me, Mrs ddc likes Earl Grey (she's a bit more la-di-dah than me!)

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"

And coffee

It'd have to be proper builders tea, in a chipped mug with a chocolate hobnob for me, Mrs ddc likes Earl Grey (she's a bit more la-di-dah than me!)

"

I think I could sort that...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*reminds me to get me hammer drill back off ma mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone any good at putting shelves up? Bacon sandwich on offer once completed....I shit at DIY "

Very very good

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Anyone any good at putting shelves up? Bacon sandwich on offer once completed....I shit at DIY

Very very good "

Well come and put them up then lol

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By *assycouple69Couple
over a year ago

stone

My partner wud do it for u hun x

He loves a bit of DIY and even more so for a lady in distress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone any good at putting shelves up? Bacon sandwich on offer once completed....I shit at DIY

Very very good

Well come and put them up then lol "

Might have to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crusty bread for the sarnie and its a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone any good at putting shelves up? Bacon sandwich on offer once completed....I shit at DIY

Very very good

Well come and put them up then lol

Might have to "

When and where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone any good at putting shelves up? Bacon sandwich on offer once completed....I shit at DIY "

How far do you want it up? Watch for splinters on ya clit!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Anyone any good at putting shelves up? Bacon sandwich on offer once completed....I shit at DIY

How far do you want it up? Watch for splinters on ya clit! "

Dirty perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone any good at putting shelves up? Bacon sandwich on offer once completed....I shit at DIY

How far do you want it up? Watch for splinters on ya clit!

Dirty perv "

You know it! I could use my hammer drill on ya arse. I'll get one of those new fangled sweetcorn remover attachments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was expecting another naked diyer thread , where are you _isscheekychops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago


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Ohhhh noooo watches the in flux

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Anyone any good at putting shelves up? Bacon sandwich on offer once completed....I shit at DIY

How far do you want it up? Watch for splinters on ya clit!

Dirty perv

You know it! I could use my hammer drill on ya arse. I'll get one of those new fangled sweetcorn remover attachments "

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

dont you have any more work that could be done than just the shelves as you might as well add some more that needs to be done to it at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont you have any more work that could be done than just the shelves as you might as well add some more that needs to be done to it at the same time "

I'm sure she's a few things, that she can think of needs doing, perhaps putting up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone any good at putting shelves up? Bacon sandwich on offer once completed....I shit at DIY "

Yeah, i can do that, i've got the tool belt and everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Cheeky, wouldn't it be easier, and more enjoyable, if you came over here, suitably attired and persued a few items off of my bottom shelves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ps i thought this thread would be about wanking.

I'm so relieved.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm still waiting for the bloody shelves to be put up by cunt features indoors I'm looking at them now thinking no cheeky don't attempt to put them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for the bloody shelves to be put up by cunt features indoors I'm looking at them now thinking no cheeky don't attempt to put them up "

why not try a bit rollplay! win win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hids has finally got me working on the bathroom again. Got the lighting, floor and skirting sorted and I've started on building the units Only because she said I can't work on the car until I'm done!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I now have shelves

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I now have shelves "

Whooopeee, and I now have ma drill back and self made, stained & varnished shelves of ma own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shelf's are also on the to do list but I need to make some custom ones to fit the space

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