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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Appreciation thread...

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Smile it's all good fun....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love shorties

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over a year ago

How short is a shortarse?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

You called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a short arse at just 5"1 bare footed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five , nine . Five ten on a good day

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'm a shortie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female shorties with flat heads are good for balancing a pint on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a shortie

Taps you on the head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs N 4ft 11 and perfection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 foot 8 on a good day.

Not the loftiest of men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup ducks disease here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a short arse at 5'9". Used to be 5'10" but I've shrunk. Hope nothing else shrinks

well..except my belly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short men are perfect for face snuggling big booblies

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"I'm a shortie

But perfectly formed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 foot 4 Here thank god for heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Short men are perfect for face snuggling big booblies

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so are tall men, we just have to do it on our knees

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Both shorties here - plenty of advantages - e.g., we can fly economy class and have plenty of leg room

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Another funsized one here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5ft8 here

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Both shorties here - plenty of advantages - e.g., we can fly economy class and have plenty of leg room"

very funny!

best things come in little packets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 foot 8 on a good day.

Not the loftiest of men.

Nice face though so don't worry they not be looking at your hight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 foot 8 on a good day.

Not the loftiest of men.

are you really that tall? lol

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By *igertigerCouple (MM)
over a year ago

cc hotel

6ft....

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I'm a shortie

But perfectly formed!

Thankyou

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"5ft8 here "

You do 5"8 very sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a shortie

But perfectly formed!

Thankyou

Delicious things come in little packages

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

5'10" in me heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Short men are perfect for face snuggling big booblies

so are tall men, we just have to do it on our knees

Where you belong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I'm a shortie

But perfectly formed!

Thankyou

Delicious things come in little packages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5ft8 here

You do 5"8 very sexy

Haha thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How short is a shortarse?

You your one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch, just banged my head on the way in, its discriminatory to lower the doorway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another funsized one here

Your whipper snappers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ouch, just banged my head on the way in, its discriminatory to lower the doorway"

Get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ouch, just banged my head on the way in, its discriminatory to lower the doorway"

Hobbit habitat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'1"

Good legs though, apparently! x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"6ft....

Shooooooo

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Ouch, just banged my head on the way in, its discriminatory to lower the doorway"

You too bloody tall, get out of this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short agree here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mrs N 4ft 11 and perfection.

I know I've seen.her, she's pocket sized

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm a short arse

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Another funsized one here

Your whipper snappers

But perfectly formed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a short arse

Get outta here

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I'm a short arse

Fook off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a short arse

You've got a lovely chicken though....

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

5 ft 5 AND a half....very important to me that half!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a short arse

you fibber x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

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By *tickynickyCouple
over a year ago

london

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking the fuckin' piss!!

I'm going to start cross dressing. I'm sure the heels would add quite a few inches.

...fuckers complaining about being 5'8!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a short arse

Errrr Shooooooo woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is Popeye?

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By *tickynickyCouple
over a year ago

london

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taking the fuckin' piss!!

I'm going to start cross dressing. I'm sure the heels would add quite a few inches.

...fuckers complaining about being 5'8!!

ah there you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Taking the fuckin' piss!!

I'm going to start cross dressing. I'm sure the heels would add quite a few inches.

...fuckers complaining about being 5'8!!

ah there you are

Did you overlook him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol 6ft 7 in my heels msg if you wanna see lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taking the fuckin' piss!!

I'm going to start cross dressing. I'm sure the heels would add quite a few inches.

...fuckers complaining about being 5'8!!

ah there you are

Did you overlook him

its easy done lets be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is classed as a short arse does 5ft 8 count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Taking the fuckin' piss!!

I'm going to start cross dressing. I'm sure the heels would add quite a few inches.

...fuckers complaining about being 5'8!!

ah there you are

Did you overlook him

its easy done lets be honest

we are so dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is classed as a short arse does 5ft 8 count? "

No get out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi!!

That's not nice you know. The amounts of set backs i've had recently because of my height and age is dampening my mood!

....good thing i make up for it in inches elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5' 7" here nice to see us shorties get some love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is classed as a short arse does 5ft 8 count?

No get out!

Ok I will get my coat

I can see I haven't pulled

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Shorties here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taking the fuckin' piss!!

I'm going to start cross dressing. I'm sure the heels would add quite a few inches.

...fuckers complaining about being 5'8!!

ah there you are

Did you overlook him

its easy done lets be honest

Erm, you're not exactly the tallest Maoam! And no, the inches on your boobs don't count either!

And Mrs F. You know God made us perfect a bit too fucking early in the growth process.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....good thing i make up for it in inches elsewhere.

length of facial hair?

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Only 5'2 here & I don't particularly like wearing heels much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shorties here."

And very beautiful Mrs Nevaquits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the shortest bloke in my house, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....good thing i make up for it in inches elsewhere.

length of facial hair?

You should see it now. That's some inches on there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does 5'10" in socks qualify?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does 5'10" in socks qualify? "

nah your tall.. get out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have read short arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shortie here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mrs 5" 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I'm being overlooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should have read short arse "

Not arse short lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

That's me out then. I'm fucking mahoosive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does 5'10" in socks qualify?

nah your tall.. get out lol "

Scampers off to find the medium arse thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww short ass here 5' 2" thank god for heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww short ass here 5' 2" thank god for heels

Some magnificent things in small packages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like I'm being overlooked

Never!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does 5'10" in socks qualify?

nah your tall.. get out lol

Scampers off to find the medium arse thread..."

Yes on your way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's me out then. I'm fucking mahoosive"

Ere Ave a burger to stand on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm the shortest bloke in my house, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

Are there any 6'+ women on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Taking the fuckin' piss!!

I'm going to start cross dressing. I'm sure the heels would add quite a few inches.

...fuckers complaining about being 5'8!!

ah there you are

Did you overlook him

its easy done lets be honest

Erm, you're not exactly the tallest Maoam! And no, the inches on your boobs don't count either!

And Mrs F. You know God made us perfect a bit too fucking early in the growth process.

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Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

Are there any 6'+ women on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww short ass here 5' 2" thank god for heels

Some magnificent things in small packages

Aww thank you I feel better already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

Are there any 6'+ women on here?

NO"

Bloody Hobbitses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

Are there any 6'+ women on here?

Bloody Hobbitses

I have hairy toes too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

Are there any 6'+ women on here?

Bloody Hobbitses

I have hairy toes too

What about hubby?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

Are there any 6'+ women on here?

Bloody Hobbitses

I have hairy toes too

What about hubby?

He has lovely Ickle piggies, and hubby, I'll maybe make an honest man out of him one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

Are there any 6'+ women on here?

Bloody Hobbitses

I have hairy toes too

What about hubby?

He has lovely Ickle piggies, and hubby, I'll maybe make an honest man out of him one day

Next years a leap year. Propose to the fucker!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

Are there any 6'+ women on here?

Bloody Hobbitses

I have hairy toes too

What about hubby?

He has lovely Ickle piggies, and hubby, I'll maybe make an honest man out of him one day

Next years a leap year. Propose to the fucker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and M r both vertically challenged, I'm 5'3" n he insists he's 5'9" (but that is only when hes stood on tip toe on the yellow pages) he is 5'something of perfection though so I let him have his fantasy n don't argue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and M r both vertically challenged, I'm 5'3" n he insists he's 5'9" (but that is only when hes stood on tip toe on the yellow pages) he is 5'something of perfection though so I let him have his fantasy n don't argue.

That's so nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's so nice

If u ask him he'll quite happily tell u its the only nice thing I've ever said about him though lol

We have one of those friendships where we are always teasing and mock insulting each other, some people think we are awful to each other but we know its all said with great affection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

Are there any 6'+ women on here?

Bloody Hobbitses

I have hairy toes too

I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fellow shortie here I hate it.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

You rang M'Lord

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

Are there any 6'+ women on here?

Bloody Hobbitses

I have hairy toes too

I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)

I know I've seen it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Husband is 5'6 and I'm 5'9.

I love that he's that height because if he was taller he would have been snapped up by some girl years before I found him.

It's a bit annoying in swinging circles when most girls won't play with vertically challenged guys. Poor guy gets no fun.

He makes up for it with chunky biceps.

Any other couples here with a tall girl and short bloke?

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Any other couples here with a tall girl and short bloke?"

tres and I are about the same height, though she likes wearing heels and I like to see her in (on?) them.

I actually feel quite smug about having such a gorgeous girlfriend who, in heels is much taller than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

Are there any 6'+ women on here?

Bloody Hobbitses

I have hairy toes too

I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)

I know I've seen it!

cheeky that's last time I let you free with the tweezers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

Are there any 6'+ women on here?

Bloody Hobbitses

I have hairy toes too

I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)

I know I've seen it!

Did it look like a dead badger?

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Very short,27"inside leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww short ass here 5' 2" thank god for heels

Big in other places I see lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

Are there any 6'+ women on here?

Bloody Hobbitses

I have hairy toes too

I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)

I know I've seen it!

cheeky that's last time I let you free with the tweezers

I ain't borrowing them, now I know where they've been, but thankyou anyways

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

Are there any 6'+ women on here?

Bloody Hobbitses

I have hairy toes too

I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)

I know I've seen it!

Did it look like a dead badger?

Yeah I poked it, but it wasn't for moving, I'll tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should have read short arse

Not arse short lol

Definitely not short of arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to switch profiles for this one

It's all about keeping an eye on is little ins us know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any other couples here with a tall girl and short bloke?

tres and I are about the same height, though she likes wearing heels and I like to see her in (on?) them.

I actually feel quite smug about having such a gorgeous girlfriend who, in heels is much taller than me

He says a similar thing. And having extra long legs to wrap around him is always fun.

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Well according to some ladies on here i am one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

Are there any 6'+ women on here?

Bloody Hobbitses

I have hairy toes too

I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)

I know I've seen it!

Did it look like a dead badger?

Yeah I poked it, but it wasn't for moving, I'll tell ya

if you two have quite finished that's my arse your talking about never mind the dead badger, what about my beaver

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

Are there any 6'+ women on here?

Bloody Hobbitses

I have hairy toes too

I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)

I know I've seen it!

Did it look like a dead badger?

Yeah I poked it, but it wasn't for moving, I'll tell ya

if you two have quite finished that's my arse your talking about never mind the dead badger, what about my beaver

Does that need awakening also?

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Any other couples here with a tall girl and short bloke?

tres and I are about the same height, though she likes wearing heels and I like to see her in (on?) them.

I actually feel quite smug about having such a gorgeous girlfriend who, in heels is much taller than me

He says a similar thing. And having extra long legs to wrap around him is always fun.

That too

. I think I know how he feels. You see other guys looking and imagine they're wondering how a short ugly bald shortarse like me could pull such a stunner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

Are there any 6'+ women on here?

Bloody Hobbitses

I have hairy toes too

I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)

I know I've seen it!

Did it look like a dead badger?

Yeah I poked it, but it wasn't for moving, I'll tell ya

if you two have quite finished that's my arse your talking about never mind the dead badger, what about my beaver

Does it smell like a dead badger?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

Are there any 6'+ women on here?

Bloody Hobbitses

I have hairy toes too

I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)

I know I've seen it!

Did it look like a dead badger?

Yeah I poked it, but it wasn't for moving, I'll tell ya

if you two have quite finished that's my arse your talking about never mind the dead badger, what about my beaver

Does it smell like a dead badger?

Behave! Gentleman! My arse! Or is it badgers.,, take no notice flossy he's a naughty man.

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over a year ago

"5 foot 8 on a good day.

Not the loftiest of men.

are you really that tall? lol

5 foot 7 and 3/4s to be exact miss.

Good things come in small packages.

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over a year ago

"Short men are perfect for face snuggling big booblies

Ooohh yeahhh... ??

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over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

Are there any 6'+ women on here?

Bloody Hobbitses

I have hairy toes too

I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)

I know I've seen it!

Did it look like a dead badger?

Yeah I poked it, but it wasn't for moving, I'll tell ya

if you two have quite finished that's my arse your talking about never mind the dead badger, what about my beaver

Does it smell like a dead badger?

Behave! Gentleman! My arse! Or is it badgers.,, take no notice flossy he's a naughty man.

But you said.....

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over a year ago

"Short men are perfect for face snuggling big booblies

And they dont pay VAT on clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'3". But we're all the same size lying down

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By *xpatscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

There's some thing about short arses

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

5'10"

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over a year ago

Talking as a true male shortie. In my book any man over 5' 7" shouldn't be called short!

I'm 5'5" but perfectly formed...

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over a year ago

"5 foot 8 on a good day.

Not the loftiest of men.

are you really that tall? lol

5 foot 7 and 3/4s to be exact miss.

Good things come in small packages."

so i remember.. you and your army of gingerbread men lol

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over a year ago

"Yup ducks disease here too

I haven't heard that in years! My nan used to say I had that.... because my arse is too close to the floor!

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over a year ago

"5 foot 8 on a good day.

Not the loftiest of men.

are you really that tall? lol

5 foot 7 and 3/4s to be exact miss.

Good things come in small packages.

so i remember.. you and your army of gingerbread men lol

You wish you could have my gingerbread men

haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 foot 8 on a good day.

Not the loftiest of men.

are you really that tall? lol

5 foot 7 and 3/4s to be exact miss.

Good things come in small packages.

so i remember.. you and your army of gingerbread men lol

You wish you could have my gingerbread men

haha. "

i hate gingerbread men.. and rose wine

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over a year ago

"Yup ducks disease here too

I haven't heard that in years! My nan used to say I had that.... because my arse is too close to the floor! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 5ft 3 ... Would love a really tall man to go up on

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

i hate gingerbread men.. and rose wine

You had a good time with the guy that brought them though

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over a year ago

"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"

Well fook orf, to the lofty thread

Are there any 6'+ women on here?

Bloody Hobbitses

I have hairy toes too

I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)

I know I've seen it!

Did it look like a dead badger?

Yeah I poked it, but it wasn't for moving, I'll tell ya

if you two have quite finished that's my arse your talking about never mind the dead badger, what about my beaver

Does it smell like a dead badger?

Beaver

a dead beaver keep up GB, Mrs F it really does it's dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

163cm is also known as sex on legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gotta say it's a case of no liky no lighty for guys shorter than myself who want fun with the mrs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5" 3" shorty here

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