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Ok, Admit it. Who is a REAL Man?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11408971/Are-you-a-real-man-The-top-50-things-every-chap-should-know.html

I particularly liked

"A real man should know that when she says 'Do whatever you want' you should NEVER do what you want"!

But what did they miss?

'Should be able to find a clitoris without Sat Nav and a Miner's lamp'?

Mr ddc

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Seems I'm a real mans real man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently:

"Oh yes, you are a real man"!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

good god, No

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I was wondering if I fell at the first hurdle - do real men read the Telegraph?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to do with the thread but I thought OP's pics are so risqué they needing applauding

Well done on having the bravado to try those place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A real man says ouch when you pinch him

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By *utumnWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"Nothing to do with the thread but I thought OP's pics are so risqué they needing applauding

Well done on having the bravado to try those place

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing to do with the thread but I thought OP's pics are so risqué they needing applauding

Well done on having the bravado to try those place

"

Wow, just had a peek through! Awesome fairplay!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Nothing to do with the thread but I thought OP's pics are so risqué they needing applauding

Well done on having the bravado to try those place

"

Ty

Though to be fair, that accolade must go to Mrs ddc. Were we ever to get caught, rather than 'man-up' I'd tell the officer I had no idea who the mad woman was who kept photo-bombing my holiday snaps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what the fuck would I know

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"what the fuck would I know "

I'm guessing the equivalent in your case, Mikki, would be:

'Can you change a tyre without breaking a nail?'

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

A real man shouldn't be inflatable ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what the fuck would I know

I'm guessing the equivalent in your case, Mikki, would be:

'Can you change a tyre without breaking a nail?'

"

oh hell,no chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does it mean if you got 50/50

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

I am not a real man made of plastic here

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"What does it mean if you got 50/50 "

To be fair I'm not sure I scored 100%

'The difference between ale and lager?'

Price, surely!

(It used to be beer mug or glass when I worked in a pub, woe-betide you if you got it wrong too!)

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Am I a manly woman for knowing 40/50?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does it mean if you got 50/50

To be fair I'm not sure I scored 100%

'The difference between ale and lager?'

Price, surely!

(It used to be beer mug or glass when I worked in a pub, woe-betide you if you got it wrong too!)"

lager is gnats' piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol 50 out of 50 , they forgot to add a decent music collection, been a boy scout,have a golden retriever and keep the bird feeders full lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes, I'm a real man. It seems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing to do with the thread but I thought OP's pics are so risqué they needing applauding

Well done on having the bravado to try those place

Wow, just had a peek through!

Awesome fairplay!"

brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im 50/50......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11408971/Are-you-a-real-man-The-top-50-things-every-chap-should-know.html

I particularly liked

"A real man should know that when she says 'Do whatever you want' you should NEVER do what you want"!

"

a real man would not have asked her opinion in the first place,

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Am I a manly woman for knowing 40/50?! "

Ahh, but the trick to being a woman is knowing when to get on with it yourself, and when to feign ignorance, flutter your eyelashes, giggle and say things like "My, you're so clever knowing how to do that"

(So I'm told anyway. I normally get: "Feck off, short-arse, I'd rather do it myself" )

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Am I a manly woman for knowing 40/50?!

Ahh, but the trick to being a woman is knowing when to get on with it yourself, and when to feign ignorance, flutter your eyelashes, giggle and say things like "My, you're so clever knowing how to do that"

(So I'm told anyway. I normally get: "Feck off, short-arse, I'd rather do it myself" )

"

Ah see that would only work if I had a man who's ego was easily bruised. I can change a tyre and jump start a car with more ease than any man I know. My ex husband couldn't lift the spare battery from the boot of his car, so I had to jump start it myself every day. I also put up all the shelves and put the trailing wires over the door frame without needing to flutter my eyelashes. But saying that, just because I'm capable of doing it, doesn't mean I'd rather I had a real man to do it for me!

Although I'm one step up from most men, because I know how to read assembly instructions, and im capable of building a flat pack bed without having to hold up the base cos I made it backwards

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


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Although I'm one step up from most men, because I know how to read assembly instructions, and im capable of building a flat pack bed without having to hold up the base cos I made it backwards "

Instructions?

What is this strange magic of which you speak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I failed in the first few paragraphs when it mentioned wedding anniversary. Mrs P is still glaring at me for not knowing. I got it right on the third guess.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


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Although I'm one step up from most men, because I know how to read assembly instructions, and im capable of building a flat pack bed without having to hold up the base cos I made it backwards

Instructions?

What is this strange magic of which you speak?

"

Yes it seems to be in invisible ink for men. When I was about 15, my friend came round to help build my bed and he refused to read the instructions. I ended up on my back under the bed holding it up whilst directing him how to build the base properly. It had drawers under it so it was partially held up by the corners but it kept collapsing. Idiot.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I failed in the first few paragraphs when it mentioned wedding anniversary. Mrs P is still glaring at me for not knowing. I got it right on the third guess. "

Surely you managed to pull it back using point number 17? (Knowing when to admit you're wrong and apologise)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I like my women to know the offside rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A real man doesn't base his self worth off of a newspaper list of arbitrary points.

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

when im not being samantha im a real man ..or so ive been told .

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"A real man doesn't base his self worth off of a newspaper list of arbitrary points."

Oooh, did you score badly then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A real man doesn't base his self worth off of a newspaper list of arbitrary points.

Oooh, did you score badly then?

"

N-n-no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm all real baby

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I'm all real baby "

Baby?

I'll have you know I scored a very respectable 49.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I scored a ridiculously high score. I know I'm a tomboy but maybe they are things people should know rather than just blokes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol 50 out of 50 , they forgot to add a decent music collection, been a boy scout,have a golden retriever and keep the bird feeders full lol "
good man another bird lover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm all real baby

Baby?

I'll have you know I scored a very respectable 49.

"

It wasn't aimed at you but more of a statement

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I'm all real baby

Baby?

I'll have you know I scored a very respectable 49.

It wasn't aimed at you but more of a statement "

Phew

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I scored a ridiculously high score. I know I'm a tomboy but maybe they are things people should know rather than just blokes..."

I agree, there should have been more of the difficult choices men face, like:

if all the alternate urinals are being used, do you push in-between two men, use the stall, or use the basin?

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