Adultery is Officially Ok, So Long As...

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

...you do the housework first.

It must be true, it's in the Torygraph

A little scrubber, a bit of French-polishing, trimming the bush, poking the grate till it's good n hot, whipping up a cream tart then licking out the bowl, finding a couple of marks on the paintwork - helping her rub one off, then watching her rub one off herself...

..trouble is I'm too tired for sex after all that housework!

Where's Mr Sheen?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlie? Martin? Or Emilio Estevez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like she needs mr muscle

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Sounds like she needs mr muscle

Well, he does 'love the jobs I hate!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Charlie? Martin? Or Emilio Estevez "

Hopefully not Charlie, he IS a right ! (And i doubt he's much good round the house!)

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