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Send a secret Valentine Pt 2

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Ok, we've done this before so I thought I'd resurrect it again...

If you'd like to send a Valentine message to a poster or lurker, PM me with your poem/prose/carefully crafted "Fancy a fuk? and tell me who it's for and I will post them all in a thread next Saturday...if you want to remain anonymous, then don't tag your name on the end

I promise on my honour (yes, I do have some, just not sure where I've put it) that offers of sexual favours, chocolate, wine and Haribo will not make me reveal the identities of those who message me

All my filters are off so come on everyone, fill my box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blindfold on

Knickers down

I'll fuck the pink

And lick the brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blindfold on

Knickers down

I'll fuck the pink

And lick the brown

"

OMG LOL!!!!

The sheep one was class!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirtyuker... from last thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nutella is brown

Strawberries are red

Putting them together

Makes me awesome in bed

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I want to rub my juices all over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull out my cock

And give me some head-a

Do I taste of cum

Or mini cheddars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pull out my cock

And give me some head-a

Do I taste of cum

Or mini cheddars"

Better not be mini chedders!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive run out of lube

But Ive got cough lincture

I'll use that on ya bum

So I dont tear ya sphincter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To many women i want to fuck on here, how can i just choose one?

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"To many women i want to fuck on here, how can i just choose one? "

Send as many as you like until your poetic muse runs dry

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'll PM my Valentine, thanks for the kind offer.

For anyone a bit short of cash, ASDA have a smart price Valentine Card for 7p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The long and thin go right in and do not please the woman but the short and fat tickle the twat and manufacture children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly time

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Not long left now...I'll start posting them tomorrow morning when I get back from the hairdressers

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