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Who have you nearly killed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In my time I have almost ran over

Boy George

Geri Halliwell

Sir Dicky Attenborough

And nearly knocked Sir Sterling Moss off of his scooter

Well those are the ones I remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my time I have almost ran over

Boy George

Geri Halliwell

Sir Dicky Attenborough

And nearly knocked Sir Sterling Moss off of his scooter

Well those are the ones I remember"

Shouted at Tom Conti once when he was filling his Jag up in Hampstead once but doubt he was in any imminent danger

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I was fired from a cannon once and narrowly missed Frankie Vaughan's head on landing. That was a close shave I can tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Mr Magoo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

James May thought I was going to mug him at the cashpoint once

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By *ot monkey71Couple
over a year ago

middlesbrough


"In my time I have almost ran over

Boy George

Geri Halliwell

Sir Dicky Attenborough

And nearly knocked Sir Sterling Moss off of his scooter

Well those are the ones I remember"

Daaaam that's just the famous people as mr magoo has already been used I'll have to go with the should of gone to spec savers line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opposite way round but Chris Eubank once almost knocked me off my bike on embankment. Clearly indicators aren't his thing. And yes I lost a lot of my cockiness when I realised just who I was gobbing off at

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Apart from myself on many occasions (mostly when I was younger, dafter and often blind d*unk), I did have a near miss at work the other week when I missed spotting a pedestrian on the crossing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly knocked over Paul Weller and I've nearly come to blows with 50 cent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimmy Savile. Jogging into the road.

I've met him a few times. Bloody awful fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once made Nigel Havers speed up a bit as he crossed the road in front of my approaching car...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Jimmy Savile. Jogging into the road.

I've met him a few times. Bloody awful fella. "

You should have put your foot down

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By *inCity BluesMan
over a year ago

London


"Jimmy Savile. Jogging into the road.

I've met him a few times. Bloody awful fella.

You should have put your foot down"
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Bloody right. There's one that needed flattening, preferably under a steam roller.

I nearly got run over years ago in the South of France. Waiting by the kerb when a blue Rolls Royce went by with the most beautiful dark skinned woman in the passenger seat. Absolutely stunning. She was being driven by a big flash git with sunglasses and a cigar in his mouth.

I was still staring as I stepped out in the road, and missed getting squashed by the car behind by about two inches.

Later on while watching the film The Man Who Would Be King, I realised that the exotic beauty was Shakira Caine, and the big git with the cigar had been her husband Michael.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been nearly run over by Titus Bramble, Alan Shearer and Keiron Dyer. Ex-Newcastle players really have it in for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I pulled up in traffic alongside Jonathan King in his Rolls Royce with his finger fully up his nose. He turned his head and saw me gawping. Looked well embarrassed

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