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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are your favourite movie monologues / quote

I like...

Opening monologue the libertine

Indianapolis story from jaws

Patrick Bateman monologues from American Psycho!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here's the one from the libertine....

Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats. Gentlemen. Do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. 'Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining, livelong moment. That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester and I do not want you to like me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree with the Jaws one.

Rentons opener in Trainspotting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paddy Consodine in Dead mans shoes...when he threatens the bloke that killed his brother...brilliant

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Monty, you terrible cunt!"

From a film stuffed full of quotable lines but that one is my go to.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Uh-uh.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?"

Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:

"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quote from dead mans shoes

"...If I were you, i'd get in that f*ckin' car and I'd get out of here man. I'd gather them goonies and get whatever you've got comin' mate, 'cause i'm gonna f*ckin' hit you all....I'm not threatening you mate. It's beyond f*ckin' words. I watched over you when you were asleep and I looked at your f*ckin' neck and I was that far away from slicing it. (opens up his hand right hand and points towards his palm) "You're f*ckin' there mate! (snaps his fist shut)...So get in that car, and f*ck off! You get to me first!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

Big punch in the air everytime I hear that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'The Watch' scene from Pulp Fiction.....Christopher Walken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the line delivered by Ralph Fiennes from a deleted scene of 'In Bruges' which is one of the DVD extras - , spoken to a commuter on a train who makes the mistake of trying to strike up a chat: "If I wanted a conversation with a cunt, I woulda gone to the conversation with a cunt shop."

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Cundalinni wants his hand back

Mad Max

Makes me cry laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the line delivered by Ralph Fiennes from a deleted scene of 'In Bruges' which is one of the DVD extras - , spoken to a commuter on a train who makes the mistake of trying to strike up a chat: "If I wanted a conversation with a cunt, I woulda gone to the conversation with a cunt shop."

I love that movie, such black humour and delivered to perfection by the two main protagonists

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'The Watch' scene from Pulp Fiction.....Christopher Walken "

Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

Nuff said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The final quote by Niki Lauder at the end of Rush...

"Of course he didn't listen to me. For James, one world title was enough. He had proved what he needed to prove. To himself and anyone who doubted him. And two years later, he retired. When I saw him next in London, seven years later, me as a champion again, him as broadcaster, he was barefoot on a bicycle with a flat tire, still living each day like his last. When I heard he died age 45 of a heart attack, I wasn't surprised. I was just sad. People always think of us as rivals but he was among the very few I liked and even fewer that I respected. He remains the only person I envied. "

Sends a chill down my spine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quote by Tom Hardy as Ivan Locke

"Donal don't trust god when it comes to concrete"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Raoul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey blondie do you know you got a face pretty enough to be worth 3000 dollars ?. Yep but you dont look like the one whos gona collect it .the good the bad an the ugly brilliant .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gladiator when maximus takes his mask of in the arena. Absolute quality!!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Oddball to Pte Kelly in Kelly's Heroes

"Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures. Scares the hell outta people! We have a loudspeaker here, and when we go into battle we play music, very loud. It kind of... calms us down."

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mumble mumble mumble...."

Closing line to Lost in Translation. If anyone knows what Bob Harris says to Charlotte please let me know??

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

The only bit of dialogue that matters

Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!

Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.

Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!

Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. (Full Metal Jacket)

Also

Captain, Road Prison 36: What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men. (cool hand luke)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Captain of the Titanic".....

"What Fucking iceberg?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".

Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?

Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

Life of Brian.. Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fucking hate Traffic Wardens......"

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.The usual suspects

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Don't throw your bloody spears at me

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East

Make him an offer he can't refuse .... .... godfather .. best picture ever made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what nemesis means Turkish.....

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By *ercher01Man
over a year ago

Winsford

Lo there do I see my father;

Lo there do I see my mother,

my sisters and my brothers;

Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning.

Lo, they do call me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.

13 warrior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I'm not great at the advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you do don't cross the streams....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do I do here? Why, I'm the forger..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Durka Durka Durka....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dennis Hopper's final monologue in true romance is achingly sad, deeply offensive and includes gorgeous music and Christopher Walken

presses a lot of buttons all at once

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By *arold_n_maudeCouple
over a year ago

preston

I mean tossing all these satellites and shuttles out into the cosmos..what do they think they're gunna find up there? that they can't find down here?..they think if they piss high enough they're gunna come across the monkey with the beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of what Tyler Durden or Raoul Duke said.

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By *lirtyjjWoman
over a year ago

Meath

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her"

I'm a sucker for a corny romantic line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a soliloquy rather than a monologue.

Roy Batty's final moments in Bladerunner...

I've… seen things you people wouldn't believe…

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

All those… moments… will be lost in time, like...

Tears… in… rain.

Time… to die…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude where's my car??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I Mr Pink?

I dont wanna be Mr Pink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yessssss what a film I'm with you on that one pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So pretty please with sugar on top clean the fuckin car!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I don't know about you Miss Kitty but I feel so much yummier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Shallow Grave...

"Normally I don't usually meet people, unless I already know them"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you gonna bark all day little doggy ....or are you gonna bite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uh-uh.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?"

"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?"

Classic!

The dialogue in Casablanca always gets the hairs on the back of my neck standing to attention too!

"I’m saying this because it’s true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You’re part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you’re not with him, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life."

**Shudders**

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

This dialogue from the baseball film 'Bull Durham'.

Annie - Susan Sarandon

Crash - Kevin Costner

Ebby Calvin - Tim Robbins

Annie Savoy: These are the ground rules. I hook up with one guy a season. Usually takes me a couple weeks to pick the guy - kinda my own spring training. And, well, you two are the most promising prospects of the season so far, so I just thought we should kinda get to know each other.

Crash Davis: Time out. Why do you get to choose?

Annie Savoy: What?

Crash Davis: Why do you get to choose? I mean, why don't I get to choose, why doesn't he get to choose?

Annie Savoy: Well, actually, nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. I mean, it's all a question of quantum physics, molecular attraction, and timing. Why, there are laws we don't understand that bring us together and tear us apart. Uh, it's like pheromones. You get three ants together, they can't do dick. You get 300 million of them, they can build a cathedral.

[Crash laughs]

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: So is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what?

Annie Savoy: Honey, you are a regular nuclear meltdown. You better cool off. Ha ha, ha ha!

[to Crash as he stands up]

Annie Savoy: Oh, where are you going?

Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart.

Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?

Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

[pauses then winks and walks away]

Crash Davis: Goodnight.

Annie Savoy: Oh my. Crash...

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Hey, Annie, what's all this molecule stuff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howard Beale: I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, God damn it! My life has VALUE!.

Still the greatest satirical look at modern capitalism in 40 years!

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