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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

what on Earth possesses Women to buy so many pairs of Shoes, It defies all logic and common sense, Women aren't millipedes they only have one pair of feet, It stands to reason theres only need for a pair of Shoes for work n a nice pair of Wellies for looking Sexy in

Oh and as an aside any Female that refuses to have Sex with me is a Raving Dyke so Nerr Nerr spin on it

Grumpy Gimp

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I see that course you went on is paying dividends, so far you have learned that women aren't millipedes which is huge progress. Now I'm just of to W H Smiths to get you some crayons, hold tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep telling my friend not to buy shoes all I get is "I need them for this" or "they go with this", I can't see the logic and all they do is collect dust in her wardrobe with the rest of them!

Next it'll be "I've got a new pair of socks, I need shoes to go with them"

It's the same with clothes, she buys loads and never wears them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what on Earth possesses Women to buy so many pairs of Shoes, It defies all logic and common sense, Women aren't millipedes they only have one pair of feet, It stands to reason theres only need for a pair of Shoes for work n a nice pair of Wellies for looking Sexy in

Oh and as an aside any Female that refuses to have Sex with me is a Raving Dyke so Nerr Nerr spin on it

Grumpy Gimp "

Can be useful when on all fours

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I keep telling my friend not to buy shoes all I get is "I need them for this" or "they go with this", I can't see the logic and all they do is collect dust in her wardrobe with the rest of them!

Next it'll be "I've got a new pair of socks, I need shoes to go with them"

It's the same with clothes, she buys loads and never wears them!

"

what on earth has logic got to do with anything?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I see that course you went on is paying dividends, so far you have learned that women aren't millipedes which is huge progress. Now I'm just of to W H Smiths to get you some crayons, hold tight "

Yellow Yellow dont forget the Yellow

Gimp

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Ahhhh but a lady just wants to be prepared for any and all social occasions you might wish her to accompany you to.

Oh, an to coordinate with whatever colour crayon is the crayon du jour (yellow is such a difficult colour to compliment well)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever she asks do really need another pint I retort with do really need 207 pairs of shoes. The answer is probably no but we're going to have them anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whenever she asks do really need another pint I retort with do really need 207 pairs of shoes. The answer is probably no but we're going to have them anyway. "

What an answer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what on Earth possesses Women to buy so many pairs of Shoes, It defies all logic and common sense, Women aren't millipedes they only have one pair of feet, It stands to reason theres only need for a pair of Shoes for work n a nice pair of Wellies for looking Sexy in

Oh and as an aside any Female that refuses to have Sex with me is a Raving Dyke so Nerr Nerr spin on it

Grumpy Gimp "

im a shoe loving lesbian then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have as many shoes as you like...a co-ordinated outfit looks better and is definitely sexier - at the right moment. All hail Imelda Marcos!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahhhh but a lady just wants to be prepared for any and all social occasions you might wish her to accompany you to.

Oh, an to coordinate with whatever colour crayon is the crayon du jour (yellow is such a difficult colour to compliment well) "

This is what im on about, Black goes with anything and i can guarantee she will get more admiring looks walking into the gatherings i take Her to if Shes wearing Shiny Green Wellies

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what on Earth possesses Women to buy so many pairs of Shoes, It defies all logic and common sense, Women aren't millipedes they only have one pair of feet, It stands to reason theres only need for a pair of Shoes for work n a nice pair of Wellies for looking Sexy in

Oh and as an aside any Female that refuses to have Sex with me is a Raving Dyke so Nerr Nerr spin on it

Grumpy Gimp

im a shoe loving lesbian then "

Everyone (Me) Knows your just playing hard to get

Gimp

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Ahhhh but a lady just wants to be prepared for any and all social occasions you might wish her to accompany you to.

Oh, an to coordinate with whatever colour crayon is the crayon du jour (yellow is such a difficult colour to compliment well)

This is what im on about, Black goes with anything and i can guarantee she will get more admiring looks walking into the gatherings i take Her to if Shes wearing Shiny Green Wellies

Gimp"

Ahhh but there are so many shades of green and shades of yellow!

Fifty shades of yellow crayon - I think we've found the title for your blog!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what on Earth possesses Women to buy so many pairs of Shoes, It defies all logic and common sense, Women aren't millipedes they only have one pair of feet, It stands to reason theres only need for a pair of Shoes for work n a nice pair of Wellies for looking Sexy in

Oh and as an aside any Female that refuses to have Sex with me is a Raving Dyke so Nerr Nerr spin on it

Grumpy Gimp

im a shoe loving lesbian then "
rare breed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what on Earth possesses Women to buy so many pairs of Shoes, It defies all logic and common sense, Women aren't millipedes they only have one pair of feet, It stands to reason theres only need for a pair of Shoes for work n a nice pair of Wellies for looking Sexy in

Oh and as an aside any Female that refuses to have Sex with me is a Raving Dyke so Nerr Nerr spin on it

Grumpy Gimp

im a shoe loving lesbian then rare breed "

I is one of those lipstick ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

since S-I-C, its become a way of showing the world how 'quirky' they are.

also, the very large ladies cant really look great in clothes - so they buy expensive shoes/handbags to 'compensate'

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"since S-I-C, its become a way of showing the world how 'quirky' they are.

also, the very large ladies cant really look great in clothes - so they buy expensive shoes/handbags to 'compensate'"

I like to see a guy who isn't looking to ingratiate himself with women

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"since S-I-C, its become a way of showing the world how 'quirky' they are.

also, the very large ladies cant really look great in clothes - so they buy expensive shoes/handbags to 'compensate'

I like to see a guy who isn't looking to ingratiate himself with women "

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Read this thread while sat in a shoe shop waiting for my size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate wearing shoes, not wearing any right now, but still have at least 40 pairs, most of which i cannot walk in.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

I must have over 60 pairs

Bought 3 new pairs this week

Loving shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever happened to the good old days? Barefoot and tied t'kitchen sink? They were lucky if man o'thouse gave her his cast off clogs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whatever happened to the good old days? Barefoot and tied t'kitchen sink? They were lucky if man o'thouse gave her his cast off clogs!"

More like lucky if ya got a clout never mind the clogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate wearing shoes, not wearing any right now, but still have at least 40 pairs, most of which i cannot walk in."

Some shoe's arn't for walking in

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'm that rare breed of woman that isn't too arsed about shoes...however, don't get me started on handbags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm that rare breed of woman that isn't too arsed about shoes...however, don't get me started on handbags "

Got to be boots for me....brown ones are best...shelves full of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate wearing shoes, not wearing any right now, but still have at least 40 pairs, most of which i cannot walk in.

Some shoe's arn't for walking in "

most of mine are tame and not that high, but 3 inches seems a lot to me.

for shoes that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you had a few guys hopes up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" you had a few guys hopes up there"

this site has corrupted me, at one time i wouldn't have even though to add the 'for shoes' bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" you had a few guys hopes up there

this site has corrupted me, at one time i wouldn't have even though to add the 'for shoes' bit. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because, even on a "fat" day, shoes (and handbags for that matter) always fit.

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what on Earth possesses Women to buy so many pairs of Shoes"

Because they want to and they can.

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By *ot monkey71Couple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I was told if women don't keep buying shoes in excess the global economy would collapse, womens shoes would be the new threat to the environment and I will be making my own tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like shoes or handbags. If I could I'd be barefoot with a back pack

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Because, even on a "fat" day, shoes (and handbags for that matter) always fit.

x"

Exactly well said

I collect vintage handbags

We must do a show n tell evening xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like shoes or handbags. If I could I'd be barefoot with a back pack "

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