FabSwingers.com forum: 5 billion

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I remember when 5 billion bought you something decent.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Death Stars are so pricey these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would still fund a hell of a party

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well if I couldn't buy something for 5 billion I'd give up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember anything costing 5 billion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pair of flip flops in Turkey before they lopped all the zeros off. Or was that Greece?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Death Stars are so pricey these days."

Built me own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats a day out at alton towers isnt it. Hmmmm does it still exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember when the entire population of the planet was *only* 5 Billion.

ps Sexy Arse, are we talking US or Uk billions?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I remember when 5 billion bought you something decent."

What I don't understand is, if they're getting 5 billion, does that mean it'll be cheaper to actually go to the match instead?!

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't remember anything costing 5 billion. "

Apple's new HQ in the shape of a giant donut is said to be going to cost $5bn.

Mere pips to them of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I remember when the entire population of the planet was *only* 5 Billion.

ps Sexy Arse, are we talking US or Uk billions?

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Err the dewey decimal Murdock system of billions.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Death Stars are so pricey these days.

Built me own

I'm useless at DIY. Mine would look like the one in Return of the Jedi, and stay looking like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember when the entire population of the planet was *only* 5 Billion.

ps Sexy Arse, are we talking US or Uk billions?

Err the dewey decimal Murdock system of billions."

Does that come in Dandelion flavour too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I remember when 5 billion bought you something decent.

What I don't understand is, if they're getting 5 billion, does that mean it'll be cheaper to actually go to the match instead?!

Mr ddc"
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What I don't get, is of the next nearest bid is 2 billion... Why bid 5 billion.

I thought super competitive capitalism meant the next big would be 2 billion and 1

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Death Stars are so pricey these days.

Built me own

So did I, out of lego. It still cost a few hundred, mind.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

What I don't get, is of the next nearest bid is 2 billion... Why bid 5 billion.

I thought super competitive capitalism meant the next big would be 2 billion and 1

Or, if anti-monopoly rules mean it has to go to more than one company, why not just bid £2.50?

And maybe 10minutes of talk-time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What I don't get, is of the next nearest bid is 2 billion... Why bid 5 billion.

I thought super competitive capitalism meant the next big would be 2 billion and 1

Or, if anti-monopoly rules mean it has to go to more than one company, why not just bid £2.50?

And maybe 10minutes of talk-time

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the ten minutes of talk is often the best bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember when 5 billion bought you something decent.

What I don't understand is, if they're getting 5 billion, does that mean it'll be cheaper to actually go to the match instead?!

Mr ddc.

What I don't get, is of the next nearest bid is 2 billion... Why bid 5 billion.

I thought super competitive capitalism meant the next big would be 2 billion and 1

Wasn't they closed bids ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I remember when 5 billion bought you something decent.

What I don't understand is, if they're getting 5 billion, does that mean it'll be cheaper to actually go to the match instead?!

Mr ddc.

What I don't get, is of the next nearest bid is 2 billion... Why bid 5 billion.

I thought super competitive capitalism meant the next big would be 2 billion and 1

Wasn't they closed bids ?"
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Lol lol lol lol... Ohh sorry you were serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember when 5 billion bought you something decent.

What I don't understand is, if they're getting 5 billion, does that mean it'll be cheaper to actually go to the match instead?!

Mr ddc"

I don't mean to laugh at you but....... The clubs are out for every £££ the can get there greedy hands on

But there is a campaign going to try and limit away ticket to £20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Death Stars are so pricey these days.

Built me own

I'm useless at DIY. Mine would look like the one in Return of the Jedi, and stay looking like that."

Cornflake boxes,egg cartons,pva glue and some paint. Done in an afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember when 5 billion bought you something decent."
how many freddo bars is that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I remember when 5 billion bought you something decent. how many freddo bars is that?

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It used to be 5 billion black jacks but these days it's only 7..

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Sky I don't mind, but now BT have bought Orange, I'm worried I'll be charged more just so some footballer can....

(I really have no idea what they would spend all that money on!)

Already dropped Orange Wednesday to help rake the dosh in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sky I don't mind, but now BT have bought Orange, I'm worried I'll be charged more just so some footballer can....

(I really have no idea what they would spend all that money on!)

Already dropped Orange Wednesday to help rake the dosh in

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Footballers are clubbing together to buy their own Swiss bank... Take that you cunting middle man hsbc

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

5 billion is a lot of nose candy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember when 5 billion bought you something decent.

What I don't understand is, if they're getting 5 billion, does that mean it'll be cheaper to actually go to the match instead?!

Mr ddc

I don't mean to laugh at you but....... The clubs are out for every £££ the can get there greedy hands on

But there is a campaign going to try and limit away ticket to £20 "

Match tickets may stabilise I doubt they'll be reduced. But sky subscription will undoubtedly rise. So they'll be a stampede to buy dodgy boxes.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

5 billion Rupees might get ya a curry & a pint

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Footballers are clubbing together to buy their own Swiss bank... Take that you cunting middle man hsbc"

They could buy Switzerland itself almost!

It's only cuckoo clocks n Toblerone surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thing is Jim - its footy, but not as we knew it.

think of it as more 'entertainment', like a film, or some such.

Sky films brings you.....

-obsession with mgrs as 'characters'

-transfer sagas

-pitches like carpets

-tackle from behind

-no bad words,ooh

-court cases arising out of verbals

-chumps league where 4 english/german/spanish teams get to play every year.

-all seated, snigger

-clubs handing out plastic flags to the 'fans'.

-foreign owners/managers/players

-change shirt colour for chinese red

-pretend its competitive (well yeah between russian toy + arab PR scheme)

-minimum 50 bucks to go to a game in london

- run fast as f*ck from one end to the other for 90 mins, wondering why it rarely works in europe.

- arsenal celebrating cos they finish fourth

-utd spend 200m

-madrid funded by spanish govt. you know- the one that was bailed out.

apart from all the above, bovril been watered down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"thing is Jim - its footy, but not as we knew it.

think of it as more 'entertainment', like a film, or some such.

Sky films brings you.....

-obsession with mgrs as 'characters'

-transfer sagas

-pitches like carpets

-tackle from behind

-no bad words,ooh

-court cases arising out of verbals

-chumps league where 4 english/german/spanish teams get to play every year.

-all seated, snigger

-clubs handing out plastic flags to the 'fans'.

-foreign owners/managers/players

-change shirt colour for chinese red

-pretend its competitive (well yeah between russian toy + arab PR scheme)

-minimum 50 bucks to go to a game in london

- run fast as f*ck from one end to the other for 90 mins, wondering why it rarely works in europe.

- arsenal celebrating cos they finish fourth

-utd spend 200m

-madrid funded by spanish govt. you know- the one that was bailed out.

apart from all the above, bovril been watered down

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That made me chuckle.

And I'm a utd fan

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