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By *uckscouple2007 OP Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

There is a man running down the street with a naked woman on his back

A mate see’s him and stops him to enquire “Why do you have a naked woman on your back?”

The runner answers “Well I’m going to a fancy dress party dressed as a turtle”

“Ok, so why is there a naked woman on your back?” asks the mate

To which the runner replies …

“Oh, that’s Michelle”

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Woman hears of a big fancy dress party coming up, wants to go but hasn't much spare money to buy a costume or any idea what to go as.

On the day of the bash, she has made no progress but is determined to go. So she strips naked and goes to the party.

The doorman takes one look at her and says you can't come in here naked madadm it's a fancy dress party.

"Oh, but i'm Lady Godiva" she says.

The doorman remains unimpressed by this and sends her on her way.

Not to be outdone by this ( women eh? ) she goes to her car, puts on a pair of socks and gloces and returns to the party. On seeing her the Doorman says "I've told you madam, you can't come in unless you are in fancy dress".

"Oh but i am in fancy dress" she says "I've come as the five of clubs"

Update : 4 of clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman hears of a big fancy dress party coming up, wants to go but hasn't much spare money to buy a costume or any idea what to go as.

On the day of the bash, she has made no progress but is determined to go. So she strips naked and goes to the party.

The doorman takes one look at her and says you can't come in here naked madadm it's a fancy dress party.

"Oh, but i'm Lady Godiva" she says.

The doorman remains unimpressed by this and sends her on her way.

"Oh but i am in fancy dress" she says "I've come as the five of clubs"

Update : 4 of clubs."

She wasn't a blonde then?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm attending the same party as a premature ejaculation.

What am i wearing?

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By *uckscouple2007 OP Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

"I'm attending the same party as a premature ejaculation.

What am i wearing?

dunno ... what?

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By *el 25Couple
over a year ago

cambridge

just your pants lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm attending the same party as a premature ejaculation.

What am i wearing?

A condom i hope!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"just your pants lol "

We have a WINNER!

Well done.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

dont car what you wear just cum early

(best I can do fraid)

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