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You only get a bucket and a half!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

What else is in short supply?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

You talking about Spunk

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"You talking about Spunk "

No, you are.

He was talking about washing his car - what with the hosepipe ban...

Dirty girl.

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"You talking about Spunk "

Yep apparently you only get a bucket and a half of it and i'm getting worried cos i cant see how much is left!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Dont tell me il have to go to the beauticians for a facial from now on

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Dont tell me il have to go to the beauticians for a facial from now on "

Nah, just "snowball" it back into him.

If he really DOES love you, he won't mind...

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Dont tell me il have to go to the beauticians for a facial from now on

Nah, just "snowball" it back into him.

If he really DOES love you, he won't mind...

"

Bugger off i dont want it back! I want more fresh stuff so i dont run out.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Dont tell me il have to go to the beauticians for a facial from now on

Nah, just "snowball" it back into him.

If he really DOES love you, he won't mind...

"
No you should never give stuff like that back!!! once its mine.....thats it, great for the skin though

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

BB I think its an urban myth so don't worry

I thought the more you *ahem* the more you made it, dries up and turns to dust when you don't use it

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Dont tell me il have to go to the beauticians for a facial from now on

Nah, just "snowball" it back into him.

If he really DOES love you, he won't mind...

Bugger off i dont want it back! I want more fresh stuff so i dont run out. "

Think of it as being environmentally sound.

All you're really doing is saving a precious resource, recycling if you will.

You'll be "GREEN".

And i'm SURE Femme would want to do her bit to save the planet and save the baby dolphins an' seals an' kittens...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What else is in short supply?"

Soapy!! Thread for you mate.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Dont tell me il have to go to the beauticians for a facial from now on

Nah, just "snowball" it back into him.

If he really DOES love you, he won't mind...

Bugger off i dont want it back! I want more fresh stuff so i dont run out.

Think of it as being environmentally sound.

All you're really doing is saving a precious resource, recycling if you will.

You'll be "GREEN".

And i'm SURE Femme would want to do her bit to save the planet and save the baby dolphins an' seals an' kittens...

"
How do u recycle yours then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

How do u recycle yours then? "

weeeeell ... pies need egg whites to seal 'em dont they?

the bathroom needs regular sealant dunnit?

tea needs milk?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

How do u recycle yours then?

weeeeell ... pies need egg whites to seal 'em dont they?

the bathroom needs regular sealant dunnit?

tea needs milk?

"
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww Wishy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

How do u recycle yours then?

weeeeell ... pies need egg whites to seal 'em dont they?

the bathroom needs regular sealant dunnit?

tea needs milk?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww Wishy "

Moi?

{whistles non-chalantly whilst looking up at the sky}

what I dun now?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

How do u recycle yours then?

weeeeell ... pies need egg whites to seal 'em dont they?

the bathroom needs regular sealant dunnit?

tea needs milk?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww Wishy

Moi?

{whistles non-chalantly whilst looking up at the sky}

what I dun now? "
I feel sick now......make pies regular do ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

How do u recycle yours then?

weeeeell ... pies need egg whites to seal 'em dont they?

the bathroom needs regular sealant dunnit?

tea needs milk?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww Wishy

Moi?

{whistles non-chalantly whilst looking up at the sky}

what I dun now? I feel sick now......make pies regular do ya?"

From time to time... have been known to make a Desperate Dan pie.. y'know, pull its horns out and wipe its arse kinda thing.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Simple Simon met a pieman

Going to the fair

Said simple Simon to the pieman#

"What do you have there?"

"Pies you fucking idiot".

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"

How do u recycle yours then?

weeeeell ... pies need egg whites to seal 'em dont they?

the bathroom needs regular sealant dunnit?

tea needs milk?

"

Surely you dont seal your home made pies with...........Nooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

How do u recycle yours then?

weeeeell ... pies need egg whites to seal 'em dont they?

the bathroom needs regular sealant dunnit?

tea needs milk?

Surely you dont seal your home made pies with...........Nooooooooo "

.. was that TMI? oops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

How do u recycle yours then?

weeeeell ... pies need egg whites to seal 'em dont they?

the bathroom needs regular sealant dunnit?

tea needs milk?

"

if you're using that as sealant it would need to bmore than just regular.

you didn't think it through to completion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

How do u recycle yours then?

weeeeell ... pies need egg whites to seal 'em dont they?

the bathroom needs regular sealant dunnit?

tea needs milk?

if you're using that as sealant it would need to bmore than just regular.

you didn't think it through to completion"

Hey, I just do what I'm told around here. You have to speak to the boss about technical stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do you buy half a bucket ?

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